Jered Weaver: Zombie

Not only is his arm coming apart, but his face looks like it came right off the coroner's table. I'm kind of terrified by him now.
He hungers for brains and catching some sweet rays.
The timetable below outlines the process of an infected human (give or take several hours, depending on the individual).
Hour 1: Pain and discoloration (brown-purple) of the infected area. Immediate clotting of the wound (provided the infection came from a wound).
Hour 5: Fever (99-103 degrees F), chills, slight dementia, vomiting, acute pain in the joints.
Hour 8: Numbing of extremities and infected area, increased fever (103-106 degrees F), increased dementia, loss of muscular coordination.
Hour 11: Paralysis in the lower body, overall numbness, slowed heart rate.
Hour 16: Coma.
Hour 20: Heart stoppage. Zero brain activity.
Hour 23: Reanimation.
I'd say he's around hour 20.
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that is actually scary
by MFAN on Aug 2, 2007 12:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He would have to join the Yankees.
Karstens
Duncan
by Faux on Aug 2, 2007 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
From his MLB.com photo
Pavano
Although he seems to have undergone the transformation from "guido asshole" to walking "wounded" pretty well.
by Faux on Aug 3, 2007 5:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
jeesus
by Mere Tantalisers on Aug 2, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Duncan looks like
by Llewdor on Aug 2, 2007 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We all know that...
by wwbaker3 on Aug 2, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always told my girlfriend...
I wish you could see how people would look as zombies kinda like what they do with The Simpsons.
by RED29 on Aug 2, 2007 1:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
HEYYY YOUUUU GUYYYYSSSS!!!!
by Rizo on Aug 2, 2007 1:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
my arm looks like that when i pitch
by mariners124m on Aug 2, 2007 2:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking last night...
by acblue on Aug 2, 2007 2:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's not forget another fat turd...
Yankee "hot prospect" Joba Chamberlain and his stupid pic
by wwbaker3 on Aug 2, 2007 3:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Jesus!
by Thingray on Aug 2, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
His name is Joba
by Christian on Aug 2, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looking at him I thought
by Thingray on Aug 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reminds me of...
by Garces on Aug 2, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The creepiest thing here
by Llewdor on Aug 2, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
What kind of zombie is he?
by Coach Owens on Aug 2, 2007 5:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Something tells me...
That said, I imagine this can only mean MORE of that Zombie Nation song playing at Safeco.
by Garces on Aug 2, 2007 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Get it off your chests
by TIF on Aug 3, 2007 12:54 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
by Phildopip on Aug 3, 2007 9:15 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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