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Does anyone else read Agent 0's blog?  Aside from LL, it's pretty much the greatest thing on the internet.

http://www.nba.com/blog/gilbert_arenas.html

Here's my favorite recent post:

I know this is random, but I just want to clear this up for people out there.
There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack.

I know you're making a weird face as you're reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We're humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you're swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that's called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack.

A shark attack is if you're chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that's a shark attack. Now, if you're chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

When I see on the news where it's like, "There have been 10 shark attacks," I'm like, "Hey, for real?! They're just running around? Sharks are walking now, huh! We live on the land, we don't live underwater."

He's a big sports gamer, too.

PlayStation 3, Nintendo Wii
Man, I couldn't get it. I stood outside no hours and got nothing. That's when you sit in your room and try to use your celebrityism. I didn't get nothing. I knew I should have called and said I was D-Wade. "Um, hello, this is D-Wade ... This is LeBron ... Can I come over there and get one of them?" Then I would have had one.
I just want to give a shout out to my Halo team, "Final Boss." They came in second in Vegas. All the teams out there, get ready for them next year. We're coming back strong.

His photo captions are great.

Any other good blogs I'm missing?  I know Schilling has one, and Greg Oden, but there has to be others...

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Haha
Those are hilarious.

Just another reason to love Gilbert Arenas.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phildopip on Aug 2, 2007 11:34 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fantastic
and a good point. sharks do live in the water.

by Matthew on Aug 2, 2007 11:36 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My all time favorite, re: Las Vegas
There's a lot of women here. I'm going to try to throw that fishing pole out there and see what I can get. As long as I don't get a tire...or a boot.

He's probably my favorite personality around right now.

Honestly, he might be crazy. He says "Hibachi!" whenever he shoots, he took a half-time shower in full uniform, plays video poker during halftimes, throws his jersey into the stands after every game, and calls himself "The Black President" and "The East Coast Assassin."

Oh, and he gives away $100 for every point he scores at home. Seriously, how can you not love a guy like that?

Sums it up!

by Garces on Aug 2, 2007 11:42 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked the NBA Live commerical with Durant
The NBA really needs to promote personalities like him instead of cracking down on the friendly wagers he makes with fans. I honestly can not think of a single thing that the NBA is right at this time.

by Robert on Aug 2, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

While I agree...
I think the NBA wants to stay as far away from the word 'wager' right now as possible.

by Garces on Aug 2, 2007 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That said...
I think it's in the public's best interest to let Gilbert do whatever he wants.  The more Agent 0, the better!

by Garces on Aug 2, 2007 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember during the All-Star Game
when he ran out onto the court during the half-time show and dunked from one of those little trampolines? Any other guy in the league would be too scared of injuring himself, but Gilbert is too much of a big kid to resist. That's why he's the best personality in all of sports right now.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Aug 2, 2007 11:58 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think
there was a post by him on that, or on the main fact that he's just a fan of basketball who happens to also be good enough to play basketball for a living.

The guy is an entertainer and I love him for it.

Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 2, 2007 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Agent 0,
but he stole that shark bit from Ian Edwards:

by sammy on Aug 2, 2007 11:59 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...
that's straight up plagiarism is he didn't credit that comedian in his blog post.  

by johnbai on Aug 2, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Gilbert
But he will never score 50 on my Blazers.
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Aug 2, 2007 12:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
I read Gilbert's blog alot, he's my favorite personality in sports. Alot of people I know seem to not like him and think he is stupid, but if you don't like Gil, I think you like the wrong kind of athlete.

by PShwa on Aug 2, 2007 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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