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8/1: Open Game Thread, Part 2

Felix Hernandez colliding with Ben Broussard is like Jessica Alba colliding with world peace.

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UH OH ITS K-ROD
THE BEST RELIEVER IN THE GAME!!!!!1!

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Francisco Rodriguez
will not be doing his little dance from hell tonight.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Does he realize
that he's pointing in the wrong direction?

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

putz
King at 107 pitches and has 3 runins with Rick Griffin

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ
Why dick around? We have the day off tomorrow anyway.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree
i just try to put myself in the mind of johnny mac, and i get lost... he hasn't paid much attention to pitch counts lately, even for felix

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Putz
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Hernandez hitting 107 pitches.
I'd imagine Putz.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

BETANCOURT
good game from the cuban

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

The Cuban has had a hell of a game.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Where was everyone on that ball?  Go Yuni!

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNIESKY BETANCOURT
KICKING ALL SORTS OF ASS TONIGHT

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

i love this yuni
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Betancourt seems like the kind of guy
we'd hate if we had to face him. But not as much as Ichiro.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

they'd both kill weaver, ho, baloga
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rock this shit
ichiro sends mental images of yuni stealin on a ball in the dirt
here i am and here i go

by Burnside Brian on Aug 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Yuni wasnt that fast
The kids running like border patrol is after him
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

second half Betancourt
This is almost as enjoyable as second half Beltre.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

small ball!
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!!
suck it K-rod.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This game rocks
What an irritating player Ichiro must be.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

INSURANCE!
ICHIRO IS GOOD AT BASEBALL

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Six different hitters with RBI tonight
Put another way, we don't have a stud in the middle.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If sexson did his job..
just think how much better this team would be..

by areacode206 on Aug 1, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hear that?
Thats the wave. Fuck you Safeco fans
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie can has strikeout
Trying this for the first time:

by PDXTai on Aug 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I like where that second pitch is
too bad it didn't actually hit him there and DL him.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ in
Thunderstruck on
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That was cute.
The crowd got excited on a Vidro fly ball.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

To be fair
That was a Vidro Funk Blast
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

JJ in
TV on mute, Thunderstruck on.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, sir
brilliant idea
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

man, I wish Vidro
could hit the ball farther than that

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

THUNDER!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

While
grabbing his crotch and pointing at Richie
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

high cheese
is on the menu
here i am and here i go

by Burnside Brian on Aug 1, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

or would sir
prefer shving cream?
here i am and here i go

by Burnside Brian on Aug 1, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

How the hell was that a ball?
That was right down the goddamn middle.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh
Vlad almost fell over on that swing.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

damn
uhhhh

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhh....
Thunderstruck off.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

DP Please
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

a run???
stop toying with them, J.J. Shut the fucking door all ready.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

woo hoo
more angel hits!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I blame Yuni
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

And theres our JJ
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

whew....
okay there we go.

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni = Brian Roberts
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot damn!
Thuderstruck back on!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

see
this is why I don't get defensive indifference. What's the harm in at least trying to throw the guy out?

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions  

My bad, my comment was obscure
Every time defensive indifference occurs in a ESPN game Joe Morgan says that it should count as a stolen base.

Almost on cue in every single damn game. I find it funny because when Joe Morgan tries to push his idea or opinion Jon Miller always finds a way to change the subject or pretend to agree with him.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly
I hate that they concede the DP when there is less than 2 outs.

by jtopps on Aug 1, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

GA FOR THE HALL!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

huzzah!!!!!
now K this motherfucker so I can go walk my dog.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

suck it GA
angels got lucky that we didnt care about OC, otherwise they dont score
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Aug 1, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on JJ, just get one more out.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Buh?
He can't do that.  Shoot him....or something.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I know JJ is all for drama
But cmon buddy, put him away
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ vs HGH
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HGH wins
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

that wasn't a pussy hit :(
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit
7-11 with 2 HRs
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I think they misspelled single
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

should've read K swinging, right?
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ASKLfjlsdfklasd;nv;lksnvl;asndfkl;ajf;ldasfjkl;ajwkol;jfmlcsadjdfkl;ncklasngjkla;jsfdk
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT
BOOOOOOOOOO

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP DAVE
what's with the HR talk you fn idiot

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT THE FUCK
COCK PUNCH

by mariners124m on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

what
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP DAVE
what's with the HR talk you fn idiot

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

tv off. Fuck this
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

wow
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Did we trade for Armando Benitez and noone told me
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

well shit
someone needs to tell jj that thisa is not texas
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Aug 1, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Still blame Yuni
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

ADAM JONE CATCHES THAT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap
This game has been totally awesome except for one or two completely unmitigated disasters.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

WORST. LOSS. EVER.
if we do lose this.

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

There goes the win for the King
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGZ
Dotel woulda prevented this all! And also world hunger

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No,
Putz In, Game Over
Just becomes really ironic.
Detect-O-Vision

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Aug 1, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

It happens every GD time
these announcers go on and on about the opposing teams HR's.....why do they do that?????
words are powerful......

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

go away 2005 JJ
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Im really confused
I dont know whether to break my tv, punch a wall, or cry
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Franco DFA'd
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OK boys...
make a miracle

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

So heres a confidence booster
If anyone gets on base. Mr. Sexson comes to the plate...
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul for the win, just our luck
"You guys should be in every major city. This is some heavy shit. This is, like, Lone Ranger heavy, man."

by AZSEAfan on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go win this thing
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

shut up dave we know what happenend
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

i liked him
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco Rodriguez
Hit the crap out of this douchebag. Hit the living shit out of him.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

if we lose this
I could see the team completely swooning.

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ ERA up to 1.40
He's fucking finished. DFA!

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd be lying
if I said I wasn't immensely surprised by what just happened. Holy shit.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

We all are
but it's not the first time, so the novelty's gone.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is like
finding out Santa isnt real. I dont think I can recover from this
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez walk-off
from the batter's box back to the dugout after striking out

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now swing at some balls in the dirst Ral
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You have mysterious powers.
Please tell Ibanez to do better.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i hate raul I hate raul I hate raul
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Adam Jones
not sure why, but he came out of Tacoma's game in the top of the 7th with them leading 14-8.... its now 14-13 Tacoma....

by MfaninAlaska on Aug 1, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Hes on his way up I-5 to seattle
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones leaves
team gets worse. There's your proof!

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually
it was 13-8 Tacoma.. now its 14-13 Memphis.

by MfaninAlaska on Aug 1, 2007 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

YOU HELD UP ON THE FIRST TWO
WHY DID YOU SWING AT THE 3RD?

YOU SUCK.  AT LEAST DON'T BE STUPID WHILE YOU SUCK.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

a Sexson walk-off
would be fitting.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

we must lead the league
in swinging at crap in the dirt..

by areacode206 on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Ump makes bad call in D-Backs game.
Stadium chanting "YOU SUCK BLUE! YOU SUCK BLUE!"

Hilarious.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

good god he hits hard
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

k-rod=
a meth'ed out little goblin
here i am and here i go

by Burnside Brian on Aug 1, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Extra innings.
Really guys?

Really?

The one time I have to wake up before five?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

hey jeff
how many mariners games are you planning to take in while your up here?

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just one, on Saturday
Occupied with the LL/USSM events tomorrow and Friday, and can't make it on Sunday.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool
if i can swing a deal for tickets, i'll just tell work im still in spokane on saturday and just goto the game. they think im coming back friday though.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Free baseball it is.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.
It hurts when our only power hitter is slumping.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

man this sucks again
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

this has potential
to be the most back-breaking loss since 2003.

HEY ANOTHER 2003 MILESTONE!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

And... yup
God still hates Seattle.

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm just a little testy right now.
And salt in the wound doesn't help.

Although, come to think of it, it's not like our closer was the only one to give up runs tonight.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Still is.
Even the best have a bad day once in a while.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't asking rhetorical troll questions
something people with too much free time on their hands do?

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even as an Angels fan, I believe Putz is the best
I'm just shocked that he was hit off of so easily tonight.

If not for GA's double play roll over, this might be worse.

Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just an off night for JJ
kinda like how it's been an off month for Vlad. Happens to the best players in baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree
I've just never seen him get roped so bad. Every ball, minus the GA hit, was just hit so sharply off of him that it caught me by surprise. It wasn't a bloop and a blast type thing, that's why I was in shock.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's a testament to how awesome he is
that we're all so taken aback by tonight's performance.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
I'd kill to have him as a setup man. :P
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

he is way better than
the little mutant you guys have and he never had to cheat
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Umm
He is.  I like Frankie as much as the next guy, but seriously.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least it's Sean Green
They'll have to beat some good stuff to win.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

and in april
would you have said that about this situation?

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Had no idea
Like how we had no idea in April of 2006 that JJ would become the best closer in baseball.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scot Shields warming up
I hope Ben straps explosives to his torso and waits patiently in Richie's locker.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Why sacrfice himself?
Strap explosives to Ibanez and stick him in Richie's locker.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

dang it
then we'd be out 2 1st basemen. does anyone want to see vidro at 1st for the stretch?

i actually know how that could be the perfect situation and it'd involve jones, but you guys frown upon those acts.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...
2 innings of Green, 2 innings of O'Flaherty, 2 innings of Morrow.

We're in decent shape I think.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE THE FUCK WAS THAT
Im pissed now
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

For the Angels sake, which I know you guys
don't want to hear, but at least they rested their bullpen for so long with this type of game.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Were in a fragile state on mind
be careful
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't feel too bad
M's fans here are understandably pissed about what should've been an easy save.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
You just have really bad timing.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably not smart for an angel fan to be
in the gamethread right now.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, its cool
how things worked out that way.
angels fan

by rjcicc on Aug 1, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Swing the bat.
Does Reggie Willits even have wrists?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I HATE YOU WILLITS
DIE IN A FIRE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

D-Backs bullpen blowing lead in the 9th.
I might not be at the USSM/LL night tomorrow because I might have killed somebody.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels fans
Strange that you would show up AFTER the game gets tied but welcome aboard, gents.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It amazes even me
We have a team full of GA's. Hack Till You Drop!
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great.
Fan-fucking-tastic.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck
worst lose ever.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

same place he was
during the plague, holocaust, Vietnam, and the filming of "Shooter", starring Marky Whalberg.
angels fan

by rjcicc on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

true
All they had to do was take a bath, and not throw their own fecal matter out their front window.  
angels fan

by rjcicc on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

And this is why we're not winning the division
Because we can't beat the Angels.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Just keep throwing at their heads
and eventually someone'll swing three times.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank your local groundscrew for that
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

hey
sunshine and lollipops...

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

And Im about to shit myself
Vlad up. Im scared. Really really scared
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not happy
I won't be happy until the third out*

* presuming that nobody scores before then.

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

well then
good out. but with vlad up here...

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh good
now we just have to deal with Vladimir Guerrero.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
COME ON GREEN!

one more HUGE out!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God.
The one time Cabrera doesn't totally bone us.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

can we move jose g over to third
so he could kick the crap out willits
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

walk him, Sherrill for GA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad, Garet
Man, my heart is sinking.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit Vlad.
I'm not sure how I feel about this. He has to start doing something at some point.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm guessing
Green tries to give Vlad the unintentional intentional walk, and Vlad refuses to cooperate.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Got him!!!!!!
NO INF HIT FOR YOU!!1
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I take back all the cruel things I've said about
you Lopez
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

breath breath
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god
He was safe. Thank you lopez
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOLY SHIT THAT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

jesus christ
almost the umpteenth bullshit hit by vlad this series.

by JeffHagan2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

And thats why you don't slide into first.
If Vlad keeps running, we're losing right now.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he was safe
but I'm not complaining. If you slide into first, you deserve to be out.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WHOOOOOO!
Use your adrenaline from that play to win the game for us, Richie.

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

YES JOSE LOPEZ
OH MY GOD I THINK HE WAS SAFE BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice slide Vlad...
you can swing a bat but you're not too bright
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

thank you
i was hoping someone caught my lead.

even though i botched the spelling.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

We haven't had a walkoff homer this year have we?
Would be a good time to start.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is intense...
OMG, Tie goes to the RUNNER, you JERK.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, boys....
get a run....
put us out of our misery!
please

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously
what kind of coach instructs his players to slide into first base? Where do people pick that up?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh...I think he was safe
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Cmon Richie..
make us wish you weren't a platoon player!  

by seattlesundevil on Aug 1, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy fucking balls
win this game now, please

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez
career isnt dead yet!

WOOOO...though im starting to doubt the whole hall of fame thing for him.

by Slica on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Those girls
Needed to show some Rally Titties
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, an inch
barely, but out

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

that was the first time
that I've seen Green show emotion.

Green =giving the chemistry back!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't get why you're posting here...
instead of your own blog.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cool.
He's fine, and the Angels blog sucks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's end this game now
Before Garet Anderson bones us.

OH FOR GOD SAKES RICHIE....

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE
first fn pitch....no brain....

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice AB, Richie
He's like Vlad minus everything that makes Vlad Vlad.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOOOOOs
Yes. They are starting to get it.

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Valverde blows a 3 run lead
bad day for me and Goose.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody is GONNA FUCKING DIE!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love
how I get up to get dinner out of the oven, see the game come back on, take out my pork steak, look up again and see Richie get thrown out at first.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji!!!!
C'mon guys.

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

JOH!!!!!!!!!1
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE COMES WILLIE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

OPPOSITE FIELD?!?!?!
JOHJIMA IS SO RANDOMLY AWESOME!

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

KENJI!!!!!
run, Willie, run!

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

man, we better win in this inning
because the angels are gonna run all over burke.

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez time
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh squeeze bunt

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GRIT FTW
WILLLIIIEEEEEE
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Mariners don't score here, I WILL
KILL SOMEBODY TONIGHT!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT A FLY BALL (deep, not to right) LOPEZ!
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

IGNITORD!!
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEZE
I demand a suicide squeeze

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

squeeze
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!
NO POPUPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!  NO POPUPS!

by seattlesundevil on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!
JUST A FLY FUCKING BALL JOSE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

squeeeez
please.
I want more Rally Fries.

by Knoll on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!
WILD PITCH!!!!

JUST NEED A FLY BALL JO-LO!!!!

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Lopez
he hit a walkoff double earlier in the season..........

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, i'm walking around my room like an ass
In a way, JJ  made this game awesome the way Reitsma did against oakland. Just win, please.

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit
this is the game of the year.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 1, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Agreed.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bloomquist to run for Johjima.
Now on third.  Well this oughta be fun.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

SQUEEZE!!
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOO
OH FUCK
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, I'm gonna fucking kill somebody.
See you guys later.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

OH WHAT THE FUCK
Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

i don't get it
why do you hate me, God?

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

You have redeemed yourself as a piece of
shit Lopez.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!!!!!
I'm about to have a conniption here.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea
I don't like that move anymore.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS PERFECT TO BUNT
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GOT HIM!!!
Whew!
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't really like HH
and sorry, I got excited.  This game is fraying my nerves.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's cool
he's been good to us.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know
Which I why I kept it PG.

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 1, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HOW DID YOU MISS THAT JOSE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
GODDAMN HORSE AHSR0WU70958W034850W2385-2385-09485-08)(#$)%%)%$)$*%(#$DJT;LDJERTPW45535

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect pitch to bunt too
You can't have a better play on at the time.  Just awful execution.  

by JeffHagan2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU LOPEZ
RICHIE FOR 2ND BASE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I would've been sick if Lopez
did anything other than line out there.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

i think the worlds supply of inflated baloons
just deflated. they're are millions of crying toddlers now

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Mike Morse
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fight HGH with old school Roids
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Adam Jones could have done better than that
That's for sure. He needs to get called up.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

It's their blog.
In a game like this, you gotta expect some bad feelings.  Responding with insults just reinforces the stereotype they have of Angels fans here.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

True
I just came over here for some good ol' fashioned baseball talk, not to get insulted over a game.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

unfortunately this is a big series...
and its the top of the 11th, and we're all M's fans, etc etc...
so nobody wants to talk "good ol' fashioned baseball"

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no
don't blame an awesome play because a shitty player messed it up.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

for sure
the squeeze play is the cats pajamas
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

personally...
i would say its the bees knees

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst. Game. Ever.
I've only been listening on car radio until this point.  Fuck this shit.

How many times have we had this game won?

--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Aug 1, 2007 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see that?
Raul's legs were about to come off.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul Ibanez is tired
Damn tired of not seeing enough team chemistry!

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

How many times is Dave gonna say
"Felix was perfect through 3"

Who the F*** CARES????

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Text from a Padres fan friend:
Bradley is god. he could choke the pope for all i care

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this im out
pleasegod let us come back this game sucks hard
CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Aug 1, 2007 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherill
Suppressed that homerun hit to a single.  Good job.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you GA
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Heading to my girlfriend's house
Before I leave, I'm calling an Ichiro walk off homerun.

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This may be the most
annoying extra innings game i've ever seen. I'm fuming. I hate the Angels.

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HGH up
game over

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

and as usual
Matthews should get his hit
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh
Yea, I don't like Sherill vs. Matthews.  Walk him.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow in
Im still scared
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Please, no walks Morrow.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:20 PM PDT reply actions  

fastballs
is pitching now. while fastball is an amazing band, this doesn't sound as sweet

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, the 11th inning
is when we need to be burning pitchers up to get one out.

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Even our manager realizes the extreme
importance of winning this game.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lordy.
Morrow. Please don't walk Maicer Izturis.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherrill, Green, and Putz
Not a good time for these guys to all be struggling at once.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Green's fine.
He had his usual inning. Strikeout, walk, bunch of groundballs.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I woulda left Sherrill in
but bringing in Morrow worked on Monday.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Izturis is batting .333/.364/.500
against LHP as a right-handed hitter.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Losing this game will suck
Since HoRam is pitching against the Red Sox next.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Losing this game will suck
because it'll force me to delete my 'blogs' favorites folder and renounce my fandom for at least a week.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Maicer's gameday pic
is any indication he's damn excited to be hitting right now

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Maicer Iztruis
like we've haven't been killed by scrappy players before.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd leave Sherrill in
But Morrow's been looking good lately

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow
is the man, he knows how to be cool
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 10:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Nah man
more ilke game on
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sims
"Infield looking for two."

Man, like a robot.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Izturis' career splits
reverse of his 2007 splits. Should've left Sherrill in.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

pig fuckers
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.
Throw something else.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:24 PM PDT reply actions  

you walked Maicer Iztruis
this game blows ass.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Today has not been a good day
I'm not working.  I got in a big argument about bikes.  And now the Mariners are gagging.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

reminds me
i need to wash some underwear

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know who or what Nathan Haynes is
but he's going to kill us
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:25 PM PDT reply actions  

K
But I wanted a DP ball.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

If it weren't for that ALCS incident
I'm convinced that AJ Pierzynski would be an Angel.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
Morrow vs. Willits. Game. Fucking. Over.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD
Now just get this little scrapball POS.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Willits up
most obvious walk ever
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Willits up
We know how this ends. You think Morrow can throw strikes without a guy swinging? I don't.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

if i wore tighty whitys
i'd wear BVD's. what now ha(y)nes, sit down!

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does this game have to be so TENSE?
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Because this is playoff (almost) baseball
It wouldn't be fun if it was a blowout.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah
yesterday sucked... right?

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It didn't suck
It just wasn't fun to watch really. It got boring.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morrow vs. Willits
if he doesn't walk him, his control problems are officially over.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

This game pratically decides the division
With all the momentum building in this game.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh
This pitch is the ballgame.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

If I was an Angels fan
I'd be screaming for him to take one for the team.

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck.
I HATE THIS GUY SO MUCH.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shit shit shit
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care anymore Morrow.
Pipe it.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

3-2, we're fucked so hard
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
HE JUST KEEPS FOULING OFF THE CRAP HE CAN'T HIT.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

END THIS AB
Without a walk, or BIP please
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

all fastballs
be awesome and freeze him with a split

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus
If Brandon walks him, I wouldn't even blame him

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh thank god
that was Ball 4
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Swung at ball four...
maybe Scrappy will spare us tonight.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

And Whaddya know
that was a ball, and willits swung.

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES BRANDON FUCKING MORROW
NOW SOMEBODY IN A MARINERS UNIFORM WIN THIS.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ.
Please end this thing in the bottom of the inning.

by Happybelly on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

i can't take much more
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:31 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!!
YOU ARE OUT WILLITS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HEART ATTACK
HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK HEART ATTACK

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

if this game feels like this....
imagine if it were game 7 of WS.

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Personally
I would be really confused why two AL teams were playing in the world series

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH MY FUCKING GOD
never have I been happier to see "In play, out(s)"

by windknot on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO
I cant wait for the security guy to come up to my apartment and tell me to keep it down... I'm going nuts right now

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Rats.
Nice try Reggie. >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Your man just swung at ball four
I feel for you. I was positive we were gonna walk home the winning run.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

That half-inning
was something very close to psychological torture.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Willits is the most patient hitter
I have ever seen, hit for power and you'll be unstoppable.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

See Geoff Baker,
We don't need a veteran reliever.

Shaking uncontrollably

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless
The veteran reliever is named Adam Jones and bats. Then we definitely need one.

by hcoguy on Aug 1, 2007 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man,
the catharsis that would accompnay a walk-off here would be orgasmic

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Thats like little league
where your tied in your last ups with the bases loaded and the short scrawny kid is up. You just tell that prick to crouch as low in his stance as he can get and dont dare take the bat off his shoulders

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a double.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Here we go
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm not looking at the tv screen.
Just got the sound on. My blood pressure cannot take anymore that that.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

yuni tried
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Betancourt needs steroids
And he needs to pass it on to the 24 other players on this team.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

All the steroids in the world
can't give Yuni opposite field power.

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hit a single
steal two bases, score on a wild pitch since our sorry sack can't drive runners in from third.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Matthews does a great job of holding Ichiro
to just a single. Nice hit by Ichiro, though.
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Atta BOY ICHI!
let's steal second.

Vidro single.

//ball game

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

never again
will I say something positive about Turbo

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

on base.....
good start....

by gblady on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro!!
PLEASE NO DP TURBO
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

vidro gets a hit here
and i dare anyone to tell me he's got not place on this team

by mary on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen
.......shank......please.....

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch, Vidro
Flatten your fat-ass no-power swing.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK TWO LINE DRIVES
I am sick of this horse crap.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

shit, he got good wood
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO!!
says sayonara to his bad July

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

shanka, shanka, shank.
screw my old posting theme. its time to win

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

jose g jose g jose g jose g
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro should've stolen
that would've activated Vidro's singles prowess.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Focus your hate Guillen...
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Win it now
so we don't have a third game thread.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:39 PM PDT reply actions  

more like a shank
with a butter knive.

but still. a hits a hit

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Biting...nails...
on verge...of cardiac...arrest...

Thank you, Kotchman. O_O

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:41 PM PDT reply actions  

5 feet to the left.
Just FIVE FEET. >_<
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
and LL is sucking
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad can make a Morrow
fastball turn around real quick. Im mentally prepping for the fear

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Blame the team
this game should belong over

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I take it
That server you requested is on backorder. :(

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

sarcasm right?
this is 12102910 X better than USSM

haven't been there but I'm guessing it's been down since the 9th over there.

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

am i the only one
sort of  hoping to see Lowe?

he's got good juju

by mary on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad....always scary
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

walk him
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow
his secondary stuff seems improved and his command is getting better (nowhere to go but up I suppose).

I could see the Ms having him start in winter league a bit and eventually move to the rotation.

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, come on, South Park is on in 15 minutes
and although I have all of the episodes downloaded, i don't like missing it

put these bitches down, and score a run

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:45 PM PDT reply actions  

GA scares me
he shouldn't...but he does.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:46 PM PDT reply actions  

O'Flaherty time
I'm sick of seeing Garret Anderson.  He's gonna haunt my dreams....

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah.
thought the same thing.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is even worse
than how he constantly refers to people as 'needing a blow'.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm waiting for Sims to refer to a
clutch game-winning homerun as the "money shot"
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

hasn't come on a WOHR
but Sims has said "money shot" before on air.

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OH GOD ANOTHER POINTLESS PITCHER CHANGE
Dear J-Mac,

If we run out a la Torre/Brenly, we can't call it a tie.

by JI on Aug 1, 2007 10:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Morrow
2.4% of FBs have gone for a HR (just one all year).

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I really need some cigarettes.
But I can't make a corner store run lest I miss something important.

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:48 PM PDT reply actions  

owned

by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew
Easy inning in comparison.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Man
This is the 5th quality arm we sent out of the pen tonight. What's Baker smoking?

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 10:49 PM PDT reply actions  

and RRS and Mark Lowe
still sitting out there.

This team's bullpen is fucking crazy. Who's the worst pitcher on it? Mark Lowe b/c he's fresh back from injury?

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

EOF!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre, Big Out, Burke
Please, one or all of you do something significant.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't care how it happens
what it takes, Mariners win this game now!

by jtopps on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

And into the night we go
Anyone think this game gets done by midnight?
Just Visiting.

by FlyByKnight on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I assume you mean pacific time.
Already 1 AM in my neck of the woods.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow I left the game well over an hour ago...
I remember reading something somewhere about Putz being so automatic this season that you don't have to stay for the ninth, so I decided to be THAT guy.

And now I'm missing extra innings in what were sweet seats in what is possibly the game of the year.

"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut." - Sparky Anderson

by Omerta on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

beltre, please, just fb and
let us get on with out lives. I'm totally exhausted after innings 9-11

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

If this game doesn't make Coach Owens drink
nothing will...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:50 PM PDT reply actions  

When Anderson hit the home run in the 7th
I decided to turn off the game so I wouldn't be so stressed. Had a nice chat with the family, called my brother a noob several times, etc. By the time I got back to my room to check the radio and scores, I reasoned, things would have worked themselves out, for better or for worse.

Fuck.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 1, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

The result was good
but I don't like letting GA's old man bat catch up with offspeed pitches.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh and btw
I led our section near homeplate in a vicious piercing boo chant when Sexson pinch K'd, as promised.
"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut." - Sparky Anderson

by Omerta on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Why do they advertise news after the gameon Bonds?
If he had tied the record, we would've heard about it mid-game because they would've stopped the world to tell us.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon, man
Just hit the ball out. Just do it.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

1.85 ERA?
Man, that guy has the look of hittability.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:53 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
HITS OF THE PUSSY KIND!

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

KING AWESOME
come on M's... SCORE!!!!!!!!!

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!
NO DP YOU POS RICHIE
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

i'll take it
honestly

hey sexson? do you want playing time? do you know what would help your case?

by mary on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

"It just takes one swing."
No, Sims, this is the Mariners. It takes at least four swings. And one appeal to first.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre
He's trapped in the sandwitch of suck.

Fans are booing Sexson before he even swings.  Do we call him Player B?

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Sexson
Dont make 2 outs
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:54 PM PDT reply actions  

More drama.
I'm gonna be worthless in the morning.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

lets go Richie
we want to love you, give us a reason

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope
He doesnt look like that fancy logo
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Theyre not booing the ump
Theyre booing you, Richie. You fucking suck
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

How cool is this
I'm at my girlfriend's right now.
Watching the game.
And insisting on visiting LL.

You're a terrible baseball player, Sexson.

by Katal LM on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

How has she not dumped you
Its coming...wait for it
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck that
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

and by fuck that
I mean fuck Richie.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should donate 15 million to charity this year
Richie.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

that's it
get rid of him. he can't step up. he's got nothing.

by mary on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

for some reason I feel bad for sexson
Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 1, 2007 10:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ultimately,
it's our manager's fault...he can't help that he sucks.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

if Burke wins this
the Ms should retire his number on the spot.

by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, he went.
Can we just cut him a check for the rest of his contract and send him fishing?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

oddly enough
I was happy he k'd rather than hitting into a DP.

by MfaninAlaska on Aug 1, 2007 10:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I truly do NOT understand why
McLaren PH'd Ben with Richie, did he have a frontal lobotomy while we weren't looking??
Go M's

by OBF on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go Burke
Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!Let's go Burke!

by Mariners116 on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ATTA BOY BURKE
Thats what youre paid for
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SpeierMan:
/balks

by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

BURKE!!
DON'T FUCK UP LOPEZ
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

lopez
redeem yourself.

by mary on Aug 1, 2007 10:58 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORING POSITION!!!!!!!!!
LETS GO!!!!!!!!!
MAKE-UP FOR THE SUICIDE JOSE

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

More pussy hits please.
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh man
Talk about your pussy hits.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
Bases are loaded.  We're getting by on "Angels in the Outfield" hitting.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

PUSSY HIT!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit
no fuckin popup. seriously. well, actually a popup is preferable to a hard hit groundball at a fielder.

by hcoguy on Aug 1, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

oh god
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by Matthew on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuniesky Betancourt is going to do it.
This is what he does.

.......Hey, it's working so far.

by JLC on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok Yuni
Time to win this bitch

by patsfan on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
90 feet away, 1 out, lets do this...

LETS GO

by thenatural on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

gary matthews
in the discussion.

i dont know what to think

by marinerschas2 on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Pussy hit FTL
Which brings up...Ballgame. I can't decide whether to laugh or cry.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops, nevermind.
Bloomquist was in for Johjima.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

wildpitch
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:00 PM PDT reply actions  

walk
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE!!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:01 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNIYUNI YUNIweIO;UHAEEKJ
ASRSDGKASFHI;23ROUErou423toih32roy8wqef0ou32rih3qjhdsfkjaef;kjwehk;j

by Graham MacAree on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

great series to you too
definitely had that playoff-feel

by jtopps on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes
And don't be fooled, we're cool with having you over.

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over.
GO HOME OC SCUM
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES! YES! MOTHERFUCKER YES!!
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNI
WALK-OFF YUNIBOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!!!
COMMMMMUNISSSMMM!!!!
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Looking fast ball
cant blame him 2-0
I want more Rally Fries.

by Knoll on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNIESKY BETANCOURT
WE FUCKING WON A GAME WE HAD NO FUCKING BUSINESS WINNING AFTER JJ BLEW THE SAVE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNI!!!!!!!!!!!!
FELIX IS FUCKING PUMPED
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 11:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Someone screencap Guillen
Chasing Yuni
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
that should be priceless.

"come here vato i'm gonna shank you"

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

*Sigh*
GG, M's.  That's really all there is to say.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 1, 2007 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

you = my favorite angle fan
you could easily bitch about Lopez pussy hit.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ground Ball Single with
FIVE infielders, talk about PERFECTLY placed!
Go M's

by OBF on Aug 1, 2007 11:03 PM PDT reply actions  

YUNIBOMBER!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by bumkus on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit I am a fucking wreck.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

No kidding
This game was absolutely ridiculous.

Also, did you get around to killing anyone?

by Gomez on Aug 1, 2007 11:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody around at 2300. Damnit.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

ALL IS FORGIVEN
O'Flaherty is a fucking vulture and that music needs to be played all the time.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Jig
Works for Yuni!!
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler" -Al

by Lorne on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I fuckin love Felix
I love his fuckin enthusiasm

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 11:04 PM PDT reply actions  

PANTHER!
FUCK OFF TENSHI-TACHI!
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that game was a hoot
if that doesnt bring back feelings of 95 that means you were born in 96
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Wow wow wow.

Who wants a shot or ten?

by patsfan on Aug 1, 2007 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm totally loving the
Irish folk dancing music.  I don't know why.  I just am.
I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not make jokes in my sig. I will not...

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Visiting Angels fans
Thanks for stopping by.  This was a helluva ride.

by ThundaPC on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet!
Yuni saved me from a leaving the game early jinx.

But more importantly, 2/3 from the Halos in August, half game out in WC, 3 back in division.

GO M's!

"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut." - Sparky Anderson

by Omerta on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuniesky Betancourt, you are hereby forgiven
off ALL previous transgressions.

Jose Lopez, FUCK YOU. I'm done with your worthless ass. Vidro for 2B!

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:06 PM PDT reply actions  

and the D-backs WON!!!!
we went from sugar to shit in the span of a few hours.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

woops
make that from shit to sugar!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's gonna take me a LOOOOOOONG
time to recover from this night.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

the D'backs better have an off day tomorrow
cause I need a freaking day off.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 1, 2007 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Weve broken
two comment threads tonight. Good work, guys
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus
Seriously, worst game ever. I feel like freakin shit! Way to win it atleast

by DCMariner on Aug 1, 2007 11:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni had a fuckin awesome series.
Forget the walk-off, his defense was INCREDIBLE.

by WeeJoe on Aug 1, 2007 11:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel hungover
And i haven't had a drink

by sactown257 on Aug 1, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

2:07
am.

Totally worth it.

by PShwa on Aug 1, 2007 11:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Most emotional night of baseball I have ever
had in my entire freaking life.

Those of you who haven't met me will know who I am, because I'll be the only 21 year old with a full head of gray hair after tonight.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Im almost 21
And I already have some gray hairs.

by Slica on Aug 1, 2007 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost 21
On dollar beer night? Like horseshoes and handgrenades. Shitty, man
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

shouldn't that be
"UNlike horseshoes and handgrenades"?

by sammy on Aug 1, 2007 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah
he is close to 21, and with horseshoes and grenades you gotta only be close as well
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...
the saying is "close only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades"
The implication in the post I was replying to was._

Oh fuck, doesn't matter. M's win, I'm totally fucking exhausted and drunk and ADAM JONES GO M'S WOO

by sammy on Aug 2, 2007 12:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

That makes me want to get to 2000
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...
The server did start sputtering around the 9th
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm working on that.
Trying to get us on the same server as AN and BCB.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way, Richie Sexson:
0-3, 2 strikeouts. Down to .198.

Ben freakin' Broussard.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 11:16 PM PDT reply actions  

At what point does McLaren say enough?
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel bad for Richie, the person
I am sick of the player, but getting boo'd by your hometown's gotta feel pretty terrible. He's earned it, but I still feel bad for the guy.

by jtopps on Aug 1, 2007 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you
But simple solution: no at-bats, no booing!

by patsfan on Aug 1, 2007 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not exactly a gentleman.
I'd feel worse if it were Raul getting booed.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 1, 2007 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only gas was the same price as his ba
shit would probably be down to 1.40 a gallon by the end of the season
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Aug 1, 2007 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

that reminds me of the toronto game
when a fan yelled "HEY SEXSON, YOU CAN'T EVEN HIT YOUR OWN WEIGHT"

by Eldukey on Aug 2, 2007 1:54 AM PDT up reply actions  

M's making a roster move...
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What is it?
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN says 'stay tuned'...has radio said
Adam Jones?
Fact: In 2000, Reds' GM Jim Bowden declared second baseman Pokey Reese as "Untouchable" in the Griffey trade negotiations.

by Hackman Leonard on Aug 1, 2007 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

HES UP!
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Aug 1, 2007 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And to top it off
Adam Jones just got called up.
These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 1, 2007 11:18 PM PDT reply actions  

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