Sox-Angels

65 pitches for Lackey

End of 2, 6-1 Boston.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:09 AM PDT reply actions

Bucholz...

man looks even more like a child molester than Mike Lowell. Too bad Sox let go of Mark Loretta. Between him , Lowell, Bucholz, and Tavarez, they'd have had an all predator team.

there should be three levels of terror alert: Jesus Christ, Goddammit, and fuck me! -LB

by Bearskin Rugburn on Aug 17, 2007 11:12 AM PDT reply actions

not that anyone cares... it's Beckett on the hill for Boston tonight, Wily Mo Pena was traded to the Nats, Jacoby Ellsbury was called up with Buchholz, and Doug Mirabelli pulled his calf rounding third in the first inning... so I have no idea what they'll do at C for game two. (AAA Pawtucket is in Ottawa, but AA Portland is at home. Maybe we'll see a completely overwhelmed nobody directing one of the league's best pitchers tonight. If so, probably sending Ellsbury right back down...)

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:20 AM PDT reply actions

Couldn't Varitek just catch the nightcap?

by Gomez on Aug 17, 2007 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions

My fantasy team hopes so...

//hey, it's a deep league...

Dear John: You're a really nice guy, but I don't even want to be friends... New MGR please? KTHXBYE...

by PositivePaul on Aug 17, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions

17 innings!?

Yikes. I wouldn't want to do that, that's for sure... and it's not like he's a young guy... and they still have two more games in this series after today...

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions

Let him catch the nightcap,

and then you have time to send for a AAA catcher who can play the next two games while you rest Tek.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions

I figured..

that's what you had in mind, but 17 innings--at least--in eight hours is a lot to ask of a veteran catcher.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions

It would be brutal, no doubt about it.

It just doesn't seem like they have much of an option, unless their comfortable bringing up a catcher from a lower level of the system (which is what I'd do).

The Mariners let Rene Rivera pretend to be a backup catcher for years. Whoever Boston has down in AA should be able to handle one game.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions

End 3

Still 6-1

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:25 AM PDT reply actions

2nd Angels OF collision

of the day. This time it was Anderson and Figgins. It was Guerrero and somebody else last time. Unfortunately, catches were made both times.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:40 AM PDT reply actions

HA!

Guerrero gunned in a single by Drew, but threw it away, clipping Youkilis and ending up in the Angels' dugout. Another run for the Sox--7-1 now--and Drew is on third with two down. Eighth error on VG on the season; most of any AL OF.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:44 AM PDT reply actions

No surprise,

Mop-up Bootcheck is warming. End 4, 7-1 BoSox.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:45 AM PDT reply actions

Woo hoo Go Sox!

I never thought I would say that, but its a lesser of two evils.

VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Aug 17, 2007 11:57 AM PDT reply actions

Angels plate a pair...

but Youkilis turns a nice singlehanded DP to end the threat. Buchholz might be approaching the end of the line... it's only the middle of the fifth, but he's not used to throwing many pitches, if I'm not mistaken.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 11:58 AM PDT reply actions

The Sox are probably pretty happy

with this start from Buchholz.

The Mirabelli thing blows for them, though.

by Llewdor on Aug 17, 2007 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Bootcheck balks

I'm sure no Halos fan, but for the life of me, neither I nor the announcing team can figure out why he was called for it... Call advances runner to second with one down.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:06 PM PDT reply actions

End 5

7-3 Boston.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:10 PM PDT reply actions

7-4

Middle six. Buchholz probably done; not bad overall. 6IP, 8H, 4R, 3ER, 3BB, 5K.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:18 PM PDT reply actions

ELIZA DUSHKU!!

On NESN! Mmmmmmmm.... this game just got better.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:20 PM PDT reply actions

WHAT

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions

she's from watertown

next to boston

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions

She certainly did a lot of growing up

post-True Lies. Namely in the bust.

by bpdawg24 on Aug 17, 2007 1:43 PM PDT up reply actions

Okajima closes out the top of the 7th

A very nice first game so far. A shame the Sox couldn't beat up on the Halos' pen a little more though...

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 12:35 PM PDT reply actions

8-4....

end 8.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions

Ballgame

I feel so dirty rooting for the BoSox.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions

and I...

...feel like I'm slumming, reading a Mariners' board. :p

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Anybody that roots against the Yankees

is okay in my book.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions

I gotta say...

I empathize with everyone out there who is put off by the burgeoning Red Sox Nation. Most of those fans are worthless bandwagoners, just like fans of any other winning team.
However, just remember how much EVERYONE hates the Yankees and Yankee fans. Then tell me who you'd rather have in the playoffs.. the Nation or the Pinstripes.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions

I started watching baseball during the strike year

in 94, so every year that I've seen the playoffs, the Yankees have been in them. Every freaking time. Just once, JUST ONCE I want to watch the playoffs and not have the Yankees involved.

But after that, I'll take the Yankees over Red Sox every single time. Sox Nation has overtaken the Empire as the most annoying self righteous fan base in the game.

Yankees fans, weather we like it or not, at least have some credible reason to act like they do. 26 titles is 26 titles. And they have a few that are relatively recent. The Red Sox have 1, ONE title in almost 90 years and all of a sudden they think they have the right to act just like the Yankees fans? No, I don't think so. The Florida Marlins have more titles over that time span. Red Sox fans shouldn't even be in the Yankee fans league as far as acting like they do.

The Yanksox are now one in the same and so are their fanbases. The problem is, one kinda has some merit, the other has zero.

So for now, if I have to choose, I root for the Red Sox over the Yankees so long as it means the Yankees miss the playoffs. But after that, it's the Yankees all the way.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 17, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed in part,

Sox fans have little LONG-term reason to be arrogant. However, since 2001, they have the upper hand on the Yanks, and no one else has been more successful, it could be argued.
The arrogance comes from the bandwagoners. The real fans still remember what it feels like to choke year in, year out.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Red Sox Nation=Bandwagoners

Maybe the real fans should be distancing them selves from the Nation. Because until they do, it's all the same.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 17, 2007 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Um...

how exactly do you propose someone distance himself from his own team's fans?

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

In terms of fans

I now hate Red Sox Nation more...although I don't know that I've met a REAL Red Sox fan. Bandwagoners are always as annoying as fuck, but Red Sox Nation takes it to a whole 'nuther level.

However, as far as the teams go, I will always hate the Yankees more. The Red Sox still aren't my favorite team out there, but that's just because of my natural tendency to root for the underdog, which the Red Sox are not.

However, the Yankees are everything I hate about what baseball is becoming. If they were just a consistently winning team, I would be fine with it. As much as the Athletics bug me, as much as I hate them, I totally admire how well the organization is run(despite the off year). But the Yankees would be nowhere without a 220 million dollar payroll. They are the type of organization that is running up the price of baseball, and in turn making it less and less accessible to the general population.

Not to mention the 2000 and 2001 ALCS's...

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 17, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions

even though I'm a Sox fan...

is Boston really that much different?
Yes, you need to build a solid system top-to-bottom to hope to have sustained success, but doesn't every team wish it had the option of doing what the Yanks do?

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Lesser of two evils

Is all I can really say. 220 mil is a lot more than 140 million.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 17, 2007 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions

It's East-coast bias.

Everything is (except for when game thread emotion is to blame).

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck time zones

Time zones are the result of an east-coast bias.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Notice how...

replies here shift over to the right... to the EAST? It's all a massive conspiracy to encourage you to think EAST....

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Turn your computer around.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions

The East coast

just a bandwagon time zone anyway. If it hadn't have won a championship, nobody would wear its jersey...

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I have a U-Dub Huskies jersey

so don't start lumping me in with UConn bouncyball fans or anything...

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions

BoSox and UW fan....

How does that happen?

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions

that really cant be good

Go GU

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

GU ??

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Georgetown...?

If so, I'll get behind that... girlfriend from the DC area, and I don't have much affinity for UConn..

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Gonzaga

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Who?

Sorry, we only recognize real sports in here.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions

just this

12/09/06 vs. Washington Spokane, Wash. W, 97-78

I was trying to find all the GU UW ownage but could not

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Huh?

That's not a football score... or hockey, for that matter... please speak only in real sport terms.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

basketball

I would'nt think anyone would be UW football fan.

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Remember '91, or '93?

I do. Good seasons.
Also, upsetting Miami on the road was bitchin'.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

You would be if you've been watching them

for long enough.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions

I grew up in eastern wa (WSU)

I'm not a coug fan, but I think they just program us to hate UW at birth.

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm from Seattle,

so I'm a huge UW fan (I think it's programmed in over here as well). But my assistant at work is a WSU grad, so we have fun arond Apple Cup when I wear purple and gold every single day!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I beleive he's talking about college basketball...

At least it's better than the NBA most of the time.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Never heard it called GU before..

Usually the whole thing, or just "Zags"...

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions

we call it GU here in spokane also

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Learn something new every day!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Uncle went to UW

Dad went to USC, so I have this odd dual-PAC-10 loyalty thing going... but I've been a Boston sports fan since Jeff (yeah, that Jeff) and I started following sports. His reason for being a Seattle fan is that same uncle... he's never lived in Seattle, or anywhere close.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions

I figured their must be a story behind it.

There usually is when you root for teams on opposite coasts.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Has Jeff...

..ever actually gotten into why he's such a big Seattle fan, or for that matter, why he's such a die-hard baseball fanatic on this site?

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions

He told us the story of how he woke up

one morning, decided he liked sports, and started picking teams to follow by looking at who was in last place in the standings in the paper (or something like that).

It was back during the Stanley Cup, when he explained his love for the Sens and M's, even though he's in San Diego.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

I knew that..

about the Sens, but Seattle was because of our uncle, I'm almost positive. I don't think the Ms were sucking it up back then. (They had Griffey, how could they?) :p

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I think you're right about the M's.

Loyalties are weird like that. I have a friend who's a big A's fan, because his Dad was stationed in the Bay Area when he was growing up. But he's a massive Seahawks fan, and hates the Raiders and 49'rs, even though he grew up there...

I grew up in the Seattle area, and in Hawaii, so my choices for sports teams were pretty much Seattle or nothing (although I did really like the Chargers back when Dan Fouts was playing, mostly because we had the same name).

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Your dad

is a smart man. Even if USC back then is nothing compared to what it is today.

Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Aug 18, 2007 1:06 AM PDT up reply actions

And for no good reason,

Other than the fact I just ran across this (when I googled "east coast bias" oddly enough) and it brought back memories:

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions

that's funny shit

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions

I still remember watching on TV

when the Hulk body slammed Andre.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

I loved the Junk Yard Dog

Hey Raul, Richie, Vidro please quit. Thank you NB

by InSpokane on Aug 17, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions

I wasn't that into wrestling,

but I still remember that one match like it was yesterday.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions

That was the zenith of pro wrestling

in the mainstream.

by Gomez on Aug 17, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't care as long as it's an or

it's the both option that pisses me off.

Red Sox in, Yanks out - Yay, yankees finally miss playoffs

Yanks in, Red Sox out - hahahaha, what a collapse. they'll never live that down

both in - me >:(

by Matthew on Aug 17, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Ballgame.

You're welcome. ;)

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions

We owe you

by Garces on Aug 17, 2007 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions

Nice, unexpected result to wake up to.

Angels went with Lackey in the first game I guess to get the jump on the Red Sox an it back fired? Now the Angels are left to fight Beckett with a more talented HoRam?

Me likes already!

by ThundaPC on Aug 17, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions

Lackey vs. Boston

1-5 record, 10 starts, 56.1 IP, 79 H, 9 HR, 26 BB, 45 K, 5.75 ERA, 1.86 WHIP, .326 BAA

and that's before today

by Eldukey on Aug 17, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, Lackey looked awful

Got lit up early and often. He was lucky to go four innings.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Game 2

starts in 15 minutes. :)

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions

Varitek

catching again. That answers that... Ellsbury in CF.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions

Kevin Cash

called up from the minors; he may be ready to go at some point during tonight's game... not sure who got sent down.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably depends how quickly

he can physically get to the park.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions

may i just say..

I miss Jorge Fabregas catching for the Angels. Exclusively for the name.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions

hmm..

Ellsbury's birthday is 9/11.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:26 PM PDT reply actions

he turned 18

on that specific day. That's a shame.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions

That must have really sucked for him.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions

A co-worker at the lab

was also born on 9/11.

She schedules her parties for 8/11 now.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions

end 1

scoreless

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions

I hate all these stories

About crippled children. Shut the fuck up and show the game.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions

and winning..

the "Most Likely to Pull The Plug on Mom to Avoid More Hospital Bills"... Graham!

It's Jimmy Fund day, an all-day fundraiser for the Jimmy Fund, which is by far the most visible of all Red Sox charities.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions

If you know any hot chicks

that want to donate to my "Jimmy Fund", let me know!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions

If it's not my mum, sure.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

IM IN UR ROOM PULLIN UR PLUGZ

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Get back to work you damn cripples!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions

Exactly

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions

You're a wonderful audience thankyouverymuch...

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions

no no no!!

It goes, "wow, what a great audience"

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions

I've heard him say both,

but the one you just quoted was the one I was trying to think of.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions

end 2

scoreless

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions

Figgins

leading the majors with a .409 BA since June 1

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions

Man I hate that fuckin' guy.

I'd like to kick him in his Jimmy Fund.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Manny misplays a double

Cabrera scores, 1-0 LAnaheim

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions

1-0 Angels

2-out double down the line by Vlad.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions

I find it funny..

how announcers, like just now, say a team "draws first blood" when they score first... as though baseball is a violent sport.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions

When you thinnk about it,

the war and battle analogies in all sports announcing area bit much.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Agreed...

but in order, from least brutal sports to most:

-baseball
-basketball
-hockey
-football
-boxing
-mixed martial arts
-hunting humans for sport

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

I tend to agree,

Except for the scary moments like when Mike Cameron and Carlos Beltran collided.

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions

ok.

I just ate more than one entire pizza... time to lay down for a bit. Continue on your own.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions

Geez dude!

Push away from the table a little earlier! Your arteries will thank you!

"Do not be too hasty in entering that room. I had Taco Bell for lunch!" Dr. Byron Orpheus

by Thingray on Aug 17, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions

it's ok.

I look like Jeff, build-wise.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions

Just last weekend

I downed a pizza and cheesesticks. I love our genes.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

fuck you two

by Matthew on Aug 17, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

You'd like that.

Get in line.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions

oh so that's what that is

I was wondering why so many farm animals were standing in a line.

by Matthew on Aug 17, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

That was a reach.

C for effort.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Santana's perfect through 4.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 17, 2007 5:15 PM PDT reply actions

2-0 Angels,

Sox batting in the sixth. One out, runner on second.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

2-1 now,

two out, runner on second for the Sox. Speier pitching now for the Angels in the bottom of the seventh.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

End 7

2-1 Halos.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

Pfft

3-1 on Vlad's leadoff triple and a sac fly.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

4-1

GM Jr into the bullpen. Waytago Delcarmen.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PAPI

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions

I LOVE DAVID ORTIZ

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

TIE GAME

4-4, bottom 8, Papi on second.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

woo!

david ortiz = clutch

Yu Bet!

by Patrick517 on Aug 17, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

MANNY FUCKING RAMIREZ

K-ROD MELTDOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

Just like the good old days....

MAANNNN-TIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

5-4 SOX, Manny brings Papi home.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

As Jeff said earlier...

"Aaaaaaaaaand that should do it."

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions

I forgot

that our bullpen is better than LA's.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Manny to third

on the groundout to second.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

Brandon Webb rules

K-Rod sux.

by ThundaPC on Aug 17, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

ON TO THE 9TH....

Gagne to close. As though we didn't have enough excitement already. eerp

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Where the hell is Papelbon?

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Aug 17, 2007 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Gagne??

uh oh....

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 17, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

by Coach Owens on Aug 17, 2007 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

Finally.

by ThundaPC on Aug 17, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

GAGNE WINS

YOU COULD FIT TEN REGGIE WILLITS INSIDE ONE SHAKIRA

THAT HAS DOUBLE MEANING

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

Kotchman PH walk, Aybar PR

McLaren is baffled.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

hahahaha

'cuz it's true.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions

by Goose on Aug 17, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

good thing Geoff Baker doesn't cover the RedSox

by Matthew on Aug 17, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

I guess Gagne can't handle the pennant race either

JJ is better than everyone

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Aug 17, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions

by Goose on Aug 17, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions

by IcebreakerX on Aug 17, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

he threw 23 pitches

in the day game (not including warmups of course), so he was pronounced unavailable.

David Ortiz > God

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions

WEAK.

Detect-O-Vision

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Aug 17, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

by Brian Sullivan on Aug 17, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions

Favor the Bold

by IcebreakerX on Aug 17, 2007 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions

Another victory for America.

/Bandit Keith :P

(Cookies for anyone who knows this reference)

*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Aug 17, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Network Bar

Lookout Landing -

Sox-Angels

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