7/3: Open Game Thread

Ichiro CF DeJesus CF Vidro 1B German 2B Ibanez DH Teahen RF Guillen RF Brown LF Johjima C Gordon 3B Beltre 3B Butler DH Betancourt SS LaRue C Lopez 2B Gload 1B Bloomquist LF Pena SS ---------- ----------
Feierabend (1-2, 6.46) de la Rosa (5-9, 5.38)
de la Rosa's fallen off the map a bit over the last few months and hasn't thrown a bunch of strikes, which means we could be majorly boned. Luckily enough for us, Ryan Feierabend is a "pitcher", which happens to be the Royal offense's only weakness. If this game's scoreless after seven or eight innings, people are going to call it a pitcher's duel, but I guarantee you it won't be the pitchers who're responsible for the zeros.
I'll be paying attention from Petco, where I finally get to watch a baseball game without a particular rooting interest. I might give Miguel Olivo a hearty boo, though, because holy crap that guy was as bad a player as I've ever seen. Even since "reviving" his career in Florida, he's still put up a 169/15 K/BB ratio over the past year and a half, and six of those walks were intentional. He's like Regan MacNeal to hitting coaches' Father Merrin, only he speaks Spanish instead of channeling the voice of the Devil.
And uh LET'S GO MARINERS!!
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15 walks in a year and a half?
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jul 3, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions
Just to update the coaching situation
Root for Cammy!
You could also yell out various short jokes at Marcus Giles.
Craziest Lineup Ever
Vidro @ 1st, William F. Bloomquist in left, Raul DH and hitting 3rd.
I think we're missing the point of 1st and Left.
by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 3, 2007 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions
WTF. Heh. Vidro at First...
Ibanez at DH, Boom Boom in LF. While I don't like Ibanez in the starting lineup against a lefty, I do like the idea of him as the DH. Can't believe I'm saying this, but vs. a lefty, I'd MUCH prefer Boom Boom both defensively and offensively in LF than Raul.
Interesting...
Why is Vidro
Owners dislike paying players to sit
by JI on Jul 3, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, it's painful
Also painful, why Viro bats so high. Stick him in the 8 or 9 slot. He's slugging .356.
and uh
I know its all in jest
Heh, I'm a fatass and I still make fun of Vidro.
Vidro's primary source of livelihood is his body
The fact that that criticism comes out as fat jokes is simply because we're assholes :)
yes
Its not like he's Mo Vaughn fat, or Rich Garces fat... heck he's not even David Ortiz fat....
again, its not a big deal, I just don't get why its something that has been latched on to nearly as much as it has been.
Fat players are only forgiveable
You're definitely right that Vidro gets more flak
Vidro doesn't...
Favor the Bold
Okay, I get it that Sexson is injured,
I just hate that our bench sucks so bad we have to do it this way.
Then again, how many teams have right-handed first basemen backing up a right-handed first baseman?
Know who's not a lefty that can start
by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 3, 2007 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Brouusard kick McClaren's dog?
Only thing is...
Favor the Bold
Vidro at 1B, eh?
By the way....
Raise your hand if you'd rather have Vidro at 1B or Willie in left instead of Ben.
...
Ben has never hit lefties well
Also, WFB lifetime v. LHP .270 hitter, albeit with no walks or power.
by JI on Jul 3, 2007 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Career vs. Lefties:
Ben: .692
Raul: .708
Turbo:.816 (.717 this season)
I'm not going to hate on anybody
Three year splits
This year splits
Vidro
.288/.355/.424/.770
.319/.355/.362/.717
Broussard
.256/.313/.474/.787
.286/.375/.286/.661
You might not like Vidro but it isn't a "bad" move. Plus it leaves Broussard on the bench if you need a LHB.
Also
.260/.306/.347/.653
.318/.375/.591/.966 (only 22 AB, small sample!!)
Once again, its not really a "bad" decision. Plus he probably plays slightly better defense in LF than Broussard. Willie is "hot" and killing LHP this year.
by Edgar for Pres on Jul 3, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I didn't consider that a lefty was on the
Baker apparently asked Ichiro if he was going
Ibanez vs lefties
Fuck you McLaren!
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:13 PM PDT reply actions
I think maybe Baek
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions
No wait, I got it
Our hitters hit good pitching, but suck against shitty pitching. Feier pitches well against good hitting, but sucks against shitty hitting!
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions
Okay then
by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 3, 2007 5:26 PM PDT reply actions
An out!
by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 3, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions
Sheesh.
Remember when we were laughing at the Angels
uh...
Ryan Fierabend fucking sucks.
Well, that's it for me.
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 3, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions
Well that was extremely awful
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions
Great
Too bad there arent any other viable options at SS
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions
well,
I don't think Jeff is going to have to worry about
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions
Oh great now Joh is hurt
FUCK KANSAS CITY
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:48 PM PDT reply actions
Right on his throwing wrist
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions
This is off-topic, but
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Jul 3, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions
asking myself the same thing
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to the minors with ye
BONED
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions
Butler has a chance to homer for the cycle
We're gonna lose anyway, go for it kid.
yikes
[/Willie]
Who do we bring up for a backup C?
Rene Rivera.... dear God
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Ye Gods
by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jul 3, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions
Needless to say
This is my first day off in 10 days
I love life.
I had to turn the tv to check the score before I
Somewhere, Mike Hargrove is laughing his ass off.
Sonics
Oh goody.
This week has sucked, despite what I thought was a great draft for them.
Go Mariners!
I just threw up in my mouth a little
by TheMarinator on Jul 3, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions
hes better than Bob Hill
by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 3, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha... the way Dave said Bloomquist's name
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions
I think it's just you and me now.
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
a run per inning
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions
Ryan's ERA > Reefer Jaw's
Awesome.
HoRam in the rotation, coming soon...
by eponymous coward on Jul 3, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions
CAN IT BE ALL STAR BRAEK TIEM NOW?!?!?!
by eponymous coward on Jul 3, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions
I don't mean you're not RIGHT
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Every time I see that sig
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Stopping by
Yea, that was funny......or not.
Two people in M's jerseys behind Beltre
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions
Yes Sims,
Let's see a Grand Funklami.
could be the opposite of their last roadtrip
by areacode206 on Jul 3, 2007 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate how when this team loses/is losing by lots
I gotta go to work. Best of luck getting more than 1 run/inning out of the M's.
by tworsandtwols on Jul 3, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions
God damn it
And someone should tell SEA that their not this bad
So why is Broussard not playing?
Broussard>WFB and The Ogre
Yay KC has another baserunner WOO!
I picked a bad day to stop lurking
Oh Yeah, Fuck it all to hell you fucking fucks
So anybody still paying attention?
Ichiro takes a seat.
Favor the Bold
was vidro?
maybe some good can come out of today. :-)
FREE ADAM JONES!!
by jimmimoose1 on Jul 3, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions
Probably his gout acting up again.
by JLC on Jul 3, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't pretend you weren't watching
by JLC on Jul 3, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I took a half hour off
Seeing as I'm without a girlfriend right now, I figured I shouldn't push my luck.
It says Seattle has one error
Betancourt strikes again
how do you add pictures to this?
by Mariners in 07 on Jul 3, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
If Jason Davis tried to die in a fire
In other news, here comes the negative run differential wooooooooo
How Jeff Weaver improved: exorcism
Thanks for bringing a cursed spirit with you, Jeff.
Let's get this thing turned around
I don't want another season where we have to give the Oswaldo Navarros of the world a chance in the big leagues
Why not let him play
I agree
by JLC on Jul 3, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I totally agree
I still don't know why Broussard isn't in there
Oh is that it
But i guess Willie did too! Twice i believe
yeah, when you take defense into account
Plus he gives the M's a big bat off the bench if a righty does come in.
Not that we're gonna need a big bat today
Please don't call me dum
by Mariners in 07 on Jul 3, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions
It's depends on where you have it saved
When you host it
Screw the Rally Fries
(get your mind outta the gutter...)
Is this it?
by Mariners in 07 on Jul 3, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions
LISTEN TO BLOWERS, M'S
WAIT........RIVERA?!?!?!?
DON'T LISTEN TO BLOWERS DON'T LISTEN PLUG YOUR EARS.
What the hell?
lets hope...
uggghh..
by areacode206 on Jul 3, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
In case you were wondering
Are some of you still watching the game?
I have no life
Still feel sorry for me now? Yeah, didn't THINK so.
by JLC on Jul 3, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
New rally proposals:
Rally Jeff Clement promotion
Rally Trade for Mark Buerhle
Rally Brandon Morrow demotion
Rally Jose Vidro liposuction
I've got a good feeling about these. Not that I don't like the fries.
Clement?
Well..
Holy Jesus
by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 3, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions
I don't think there's anything more frustrating...
Well
Easy.
Srsly, the guy is clearly overmatched...
by eponymous coward on Jul 3, 2007 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus what a beating.
The bright side is
by dz on Jul 3, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions
What a bugaboo of a game
floyd bannister's high school coach
and he used to talk about him all the time..
only one of his pupils to actually make it to the bigs..
by areacode206 on Jul 4, 2007 12:53 AM PDT up reply actions
Ha ha
After seeing this, I half expect Ichiro
But then again I'm always looking at Ichiro and thinking "I would love to see Ichiro hit one here."
by tworsandtwols on Jul 4, 2007 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions

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