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7/29: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 1:05pm PDT

                   

Stewart LF Ichiro CF Ellis 2B Vidro DH Swisher CF? Guillen RF Piazza DH Beltre King Awesome Cust RFoids Sexson 1B Scutaro 3B Ibanez Spasming Corpse Johnson 1B Johjima C Murphy SS Lopez 2B Suzuki C Ballgame SS ---------- ----------

DiNardo (5-6, 2.41)         Washburn (8-7, 4.05)

The A's possess the two lowest starting pitcher ERAs in the AL, are run by smart people, and have a 49-55 record to go with a +8 differential. The Mariners possess a lot of middling crap, are run by clown college dropouts, and have a 56-46 record to go with a +3 differential. I don't know if Oakland fans hate us, but they probably should.

Go Mariners.

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No Jeff...
Beltre is not "King Awesome."

You are, my friend.

by PLU Tim on Jul 29, 2007 12:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a surprise
the Spasming Corpse is out in left field and batting third against a lefthander... again.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 12:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoops.
I mean batting sixth. But still, why is he even playing? He's hitting .250.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 12:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's OPSing .521 against lefties, 472 in July
So naturally he will knock in the go ahead run and remain our starting left fielder for the next month.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 12:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think "Spasming Corpse"
is way too vivid to describe Ibanez.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How would I describe that?
Beltre 3B
Sexson 1B
Ibanez Lamppost With A Glove On It
Johjima C

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically it's a flagpole.
Lamppost is waaaay too mobile.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's a road cone
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul

This is where he should be playing.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is the corpse even spasming at this point?
In other news: Jones has a 2b, rbi, stolen base, and a run scored... and it is just the first inning!  Bury the corpse!

by rjwood75 on Jul 29, 2007 12:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was at the game yesterday
and the fan who ran on the field talked to Ich and Raul for a good time before security noticed him. Right before security got there the guy reached out to hug Raul and Raul hugged him back. I was hopin he was stabbing him in the back, sadly it was just a hug...
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That guy just lost some
major "Cool Points."
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 12:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Twins/Disappearing Americans game
Redmond PH w/2out and doubled in the latest member of the 1 HR club. Tie game top 8, CC is dealing.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 12:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And it looks like we are back in the Wildcard hunt
Good, I wanted that double header to really mean something.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup
Pitching and defense wins wild cards...

The Neshek and Nathan show now.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Redmond just wants to help out
his hometown.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mauer did something cool
2-1 twins, i think.  Gameday froze
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got it
Indians 2B throwing error, mauer to 2nd.  And now mauer scores on a 2B.  3-1 twins
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul and AJ, Simpsonized
This didn't go exactly like I thought it would.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 12:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was going to bomb
But the reviews have been surprisingly good. How funny was it compared to the weak episodes the last few years?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 12:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It stands up with anything
from the "Classic Period" of seasons 1-9. The animation was gorgeous  there was consistent laughter, and it even had some heart to boot.

The only thing that was missing was a big musical number or two. I'd give it a A-.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jeff, Do You Think You Can Simpsonize The
Soon-To-Be Mariner, Octavio Dotel?

Ugh - that rumour is inconceivably horrible; therefore, it probably has some validity to it. One of our top offensive prospects for a washed up middle reliever who will leave after the end of the season? Awesome, simply awesome.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 29, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wouldn't call Dotel washed up
but he is injury prone, and not much better than green. I'd take him for nothing obviously, but I wouldn't surrender anything of value.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was not going to bomb
The marketing has been through the roof, it's a wildly successful TV franchise and people have anticipated this movie happening for years.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Padres were beating Houston 12-0 after 2
it's now 12-8. Top 5.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 12:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This trade deadline
is scaring the shit out of me.

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

UGHH
why am I not shocked??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hope for a big blow up today by him
Say what you want about the Slocumb trade being worst, second worst, whatever, there's been a lengthy debate at USSmariner, but I am convinced not having Lowe and Varitek cost the chance for a World Series in those subsequent years.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ran across this in the blog too..
The plan at one point was to send Morrow to the minor leagues for the month of August, have him start for Tacoma and hope to have him come back in September as a power arm in the rotation.

Interesting...  Just never saw it mentioned anywhere

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 12:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If they want him to start,
he'll have to learn at lower than AAA.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 29, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also want to but a quarter under my pillow
And wake up to find it to be a pre-coked up Lindsey Lohan. Guess which is more likely.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 12:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The pre-coked up Lindsay
I heard she put out alot.

by Ben in Va on Jul 29, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

why the pre coked up?
Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

buhh
Color me skeptical.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland '77 jersies are UUUUUUUUUUUG. LEEEEEEEEEE.
Just like most uni's around that time. What were FOs thinking?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And to continue my rant...
While the occasional throwback days are fun, the broadcasting is making this so gimmicky it's corny.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was the 70's
That's how EVERYTHING looked.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brandon morrow has been excited
"for weeks" about the throwbacks?

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting Line-up in Tacoma
Balentin is not in the starting line-up.  Boucher is playing CF which he has done the past two days and Jones is in RF.  

I understand about getting a day off but find it interesting he would get a day off when scouts could be watching him.  Maybe something is about to happen.

by Fan since Rupert Jones on Jul 29, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God I hope not
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the trident
But leave it as a novelty item.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 1:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Felix neds to take note of Wash
At throwing fastballs when ahead in the count. Up and OUT OF the zone.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that was really annoying.
he looked like he was speed walking to the ball.

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nick Swisher looks "resplendent"
Dave has a good vocabulary but a weird sense of timing.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugh, i hate that they do that cheesy shit
with the scoreboard, they jerseys are fine, but do we need photoshopped pictures with lame nicknames?

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not to mention Piazza's silly 70s wig
Oh wait, that's his real hair!
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 1:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My point exactly.
Are there actually people who like that? I mean, I can understand kids, but seriously. Do adults that respond to that well exist?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone on AN just called them
"hilarious".  Don't know if he or she is an adult.  Perhaps not.  We've got all ages on AN, and I'd be surprised if more than a third are old enough to actually remember 1977.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's fans don't hate you
I've gotten a few emails from M's-hating A's fans, so I know they exist, but the A's fan community as a whole has a lot of love for M's fans.  The teams we hate are Angels, Yankees, Red Sox, Giants, and sometimes Twins.

The general attitude seems to be, "Oh, isn't that cute. The Mariners are actually winning this year.  Better them than the Angels."

There are frequent comments on AN about how nice M's fans are.  I think it made quite an impression last year that you lost so many games to us and stayed in good humor about it.

visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.
Every time I see a fly ball anywhere close to the gap, I just assume it's dropping.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like the old uniforms
they should wear them more often.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It'd be hilarious
if today they decided to use contemporary home run music.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pads-Astros
It's now 15-11 at the end of the 5th.

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it'll be crazy
if the Astros come back in that game

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they did
They'd match the record for largest run deficit overcome.

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Incidentally
back when the Mariners first wore these uniforms in 1977, Raul still moved like a pylon.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Wii ad needs to be replaced with
Marlboro.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Atari
Pong.
RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Retro day!
I forgot it was retro day.  I really should have bought one of those 77 caps when I was in Seattle.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It'd be nice if baseball
were like softball and we could have a runner come in for vidro when gets on base but he could still bat...
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can do that in softball?
Never played it more than a pickup game here or there in the summer.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In women's softball
or fastpitch or whatever they allow a runner to run for someone as long as they run only for that person all game I think, I don't know the exact rule but bigger players always have some small fast person come run for em
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

idk,
but does raul get to come up to werewolves of london?

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good god,
the '87-'92 logo was so stupid.

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 1:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very much agreed.
I love our compass rose.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
It's a beautiful logo

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling they are going to change it soon
Its been used for 15 years which is almost ancient for a logo created in the 90's.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know
When are the Yankees and Mets going to change their logos?- oh wait.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh.
I liked it when it was unveiled, but it's looked dated to me for a long time now. Smacks of the 90's.   I've always loved the trident.

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Richie!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUUUL!
That was such a weak liner.

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shambling Corpses of London!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUULLL?!?!?!?!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul!!
An RBI single versus a lefty and Richie with a single against anybody. What a lucky first inning.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MLB.com
Also saying the Mariners are interested in Kei Igawa from the Yankees. I would hate that deal but hopefully they yankees will take Raul, in which case I call it a wash
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 1:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Estrada is wearing Reggie Willits' jersey
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul got a base hit
quick, trade him while hes high
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 1:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul's been high?
That would explain all those late swings at balls in the dirt!

by rjwood75 on Jul 29, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly
This base hit may be his peak for the next month
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok seriously who the hell is he
I thought he was the uncle on Full House.

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was John Stamos
Estrada played ponch on a show called Chips.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

D'Rays 5, Red Sox 2
Scoring summary:

D. Navarro homered to deep right
B.J. Upton homered to deep left, B. Harris and A. Iwamura scored
C. Pena homered to deep right
M. Ramirez homered to deep left
K. Youkilis homered to deep left

Meanwhile, the Royals have ten runs against Texas without a single bomb.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Travis Metcalf = 0 for his last 8
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats because four singles
gives you a mother fucking run

by mariners124m on Jul 29, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dave "where was that pitch??"
It hit the freaking plate Dave.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blowers
::awkward silence::

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aliens in America
Trying to out racist the new ABC caveman show

by Robert on Jul 29, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Safeco environment isn't festive enough.
Gunfire erupts after Iraq soccer win (AP)

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry
but that is funny...but seriously, get these people an education...what goes up...must come down.
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This elaborate sign-making
probably costs more than a fucking order of Rally Fries.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching the Oakland broadcast
and they just showed a promo for Frasier reruns. THE IRONY!

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 29, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats Ich!
3rd fastest ever to 1500.. nice

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Red really needs to be here on Throwback Day
You just know he'd be wearing something awesome.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah i think so to
and have more than pete rose in his professional career

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

2500 at least
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ignited!
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Congrats, Ichi....
love it when he takes his batting helmet off...
.....IMHO, he is hmmmmmmm....mind wanders....

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turbo!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Didn't expect this!

And well done Ichiro on 1500.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RISP making us look better than we actually are
For yet another game.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since they moved Raul
The offense has looked good... wonder how good they could look with him on the bench...
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 1:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

something that no one has ever mentioned
in regards to Turbo and his "weak" first half....

could there have been a little league adjustment going on there.  I mean he did come from the national league to the american for the first time in his career... so it took him a half a year to adjust to how they pitch in this league vs. the national league before he got comfortable and was able to drive the ball more often?

Just curious.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 29, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might've played a part
but I don't think all that much. He's hit more line drives so far in the second half, which is good, but he's also been feeding off an unsustainably high BABIP for a few weeks.

Guys who predominantly hit singles just go through cycles like this.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just went to the mariners.com/auctions site
You can bid on a life size Raul bobblehead for $2500...seriously, $2500 for freaking Ibanez...

by Ben in Va on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wonder how well they're selling.
pppppppppppffffffffffffffff...................
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Opening bid...
I wouldn't pay $2.50 for that thing...
RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I think Beltre is just
Borrowing Red's.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In the NHL playoffs this year
Jason Spezza (Ottawa) has his jersey torn during a game, and they had to go find a replacement at a concession stand.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Guillen's going deep
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 29, 2007 1:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cust sucks shit at fielding.
And at being a contributing citizen in society.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Strike 1?
Whuh??
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ATTN: longtime Lookout Landing'ers...
Can someone tell me why Cust is listed as "RFroids?"  I know he used to be in the Seattle system, do you guys know something about him - rumors or otherwise - that the rest of us don't?  Plz enlighten me.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was never in the Mariner system.
But he is an extremely well-known roider. That Cust juices is one of the worst-kept secrets in baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...I see...
(sorry for repeating my question down below...figured it might get buried by Adrian's heroics)

I could've sworn he was in the M's system at some point.  Oh well, shows what I know.  You say "worst kept secret," but seriously, how/when did you start hearing about this?  I mean this guy wasn't on anybody's radar until this season, right?

I'm just getting the feeling the media isn't telling me everything about this guy.  So help a bro out.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's been on the radar for a while
among statheads who looked at his numbers in the minor leagues and waited for someone to give him a shot at DH.

I first heard about his juicing ~5 years ago, when I was coached by a former teammate of his (Josh Glassey). Since then I've heard the same thing from about four or five more people.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks, Jeff
True or not, you have to admit the rumors aren't "extremely well known", since it's not even in the media buzz, like scores of other rumored 'roiders are.

Were the four or five more people who mentioned it recent or also ~5 years ago?

(And Josh Glassey, any relation to Conor?)

visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My mistake
I should've said that Cust's juicing is the worst-kept secret among people in the game. There's a reason that stat line of his never really got him a legitimate chance until now.

I didn't hear it from everybody ~5 years ago; the most recent time was a few months back. Cust's name came up in conversation and that was pretty much the first point that was raised.

And no, no relation. This Glassey was related to two other Glasseys who also coached my team.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well the A's have a venerable history of juicers
...so I guess Cust is just adding to a tradition that includes Canseco, McGuire, Giambi, and (sadly, likely) Tejada.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not that that's necessarily a problem.
Every team has juicers. The A's just have better ones.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the depressing thing...
My primary team is the Nats, but I've been following the M's in the AL since Los Dos Joses (Turbo and Angry Man) went over to you guys in the offseason. And when you develop an emotional attachment to a team (as I have with both), it really eats away at you to think one of "your guys" could be, well, cheating..

This might be a touchy subject, but what's the general feeling about the longstanding rumors that Beltre was juicing during his incredible contract year with the Dodgers?  (Hope I'm not opening a nasty can o'worms with this...)

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't think Beltre's the type.
He's had that natural ability since the day he was drafted. Bret Boone, though, that was obvious.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sad but true
Which is why I cringe every time some fool journalists suggests the A's should sign Barry Bonds.

It's a sad part of our past, and the further back in the past it recedes the happier I am.  In the meantime, I don't want any new 'roiders.  I like Cust, but if he's still using, I want him gone.

visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I HEART GOOD BELTRE
We most definitely have the funk.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUNK blast......
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OBSOLETE:

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aaaaaa
I ♥ Beltre.

Red's not alone.

RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRR
IIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by tootthekazoo on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its wasn't long ago that we were all ripping on
Beltre.  Glad that he has completely shoved it in our faces.
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 1:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So...
can we give him an extension for life?

by Trent on Jul 29, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Triunfel for Jose Lopez's job!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes...
Yes you can!!!
Herpes...The gift that keeps on giving!

by RED29 on Jul 29, 2007 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Annnnd
Richie promptly swings at first pitch and pops up..

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Noooo
I hate it when my internet randomly cuts out.  Just missed the FB.

But yay Beltre!

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 1:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mine's been cutting in and out all afternoon.
Stupid Comcast.  I hate them more than any other monopolistic corporation.  I'm sure there must be some oil company or weapons manufacturer that does greater evil to the world, but just in terms of pissing me off in daily life, Comcast wins by a mile.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson...
just made me lose my boner..

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre
.280/.339/.501

+

D

I think we're getting our money's worth his year.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 1:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So, LL'ers, once more I ask...
...because Adrian's (un?)timely funk-blast buried my question: what can you longtime fans tell me about Jack Cust?  I've noticed you all seem to heartily dislike him, and I've seen steroid rumors here (including Jeff's lineup card). Edumacate me, please?  Or at least point me to a link where I can learn for myself?

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jeff commented on your last post
cust is a well-known steroid user, and hes on the A's, so he's automatically a turd sandwich

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only place I've ever seen
Cust associated with steroids is here on Lookout Landing.  I assumed it was just a joke.

If anyone can point to actual evidence, even circumstantial evidence, I'd like to see it.

visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm open-minded
If Jeff really does know something I'm happy to listen to it.  But I just tried googling and couldn't find even an unsubstantiated accusation.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, giant douche.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

turd sandwich
if you were to ask my opponent the same question, he wouldnt have an answer, he would just rant and go on and on until the buzzer rang and his--

buzz

Times up

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, saw that.
Yeah, saw that.  Sorry to repeat.  

I've always been curious how these rumors seep up, though.  Are there people here (or who know others here) who are connected to the minor leagues and know stories like this?  Interesting how the grapevine works.

And if he is a juicer, then screw him.  I've also heard (again, just rumor) that he's something of a jerk...am I hallucinating that?

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

General jackass
Can't hit a breaking ball.  Rest of MLB still doesn't seem to get this.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It only took about 100 games
For them to put Beltre in the right spot in the batting order..

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kurt Suzuki talking to Kenji
is like Eric Chavez talking to anyone from Latin America. Awkward.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jul 29, 2007 1:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Those might have been my favorite first 2 innings
of the year.  Awesome uniforms, Ichiro 1500, Beltre awesomeness, and 6 goddamn runs.

by patsfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't believe Niehaus
is repeating Fosse's garbage about how Kendall magically made all the other A's better.  Fosse is a moron.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dave is a senile old man now.
But just like grandpa, we still love him anyways.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre error
First in a pretty long time. Is the league starting to pay attention to his defense yet?

He's hitting well + Mariners are winning + defense better than last year = Gold Glove?

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not that a GG means a whole ton with the way
They're given out anyways. Still would be nice though
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhhhhh
This inning is kinda coming apart.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahh well, just like Putz
rather see piazza with the bases loaded than swisher with 2 on

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 2:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised Piazza took that 2-0 pitch.
Washburn made a pretty big mistake.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and here we go
you suck Washburn
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bad things happen
when you give a leadoff walk to Kurt Suzuki.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 2:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap
What a waste of the offence.  And we know we won't be getting any more runs with our hitters do there trademark 'get a lead = go to sleep' routine.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch by the fan
put that man in LF
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was calm during all that
Im not sure why this peacefulness has taken over me
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think
keeping it within 3 runs is just an elaborate excuse to bring in JJ for the 9th, given he was all over the Turn Back the Clock commercials.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, bleeding has been stopped...
...time to open up some more wounds on them.

I predict a single from Johjima, a walk to Lopez, and a WILLIE BALLGAME FUNK BLAST to deep left center, 405+ feet.  Because that dood can [i]crank[/i].

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't take long for people
to start abusing the sign-plus-cute-kid=rally-fries loophole.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul XBH against lefties?
Since when??
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul...
looking awfully upcorpselike today
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trade Raul please
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck.
WHY is it that every time Raul's OPS slips below .700, he peaks it just barely over, and solidifies his lineup spot?  I'm convinced the only way to get his suck-ass out of the lineup is with a broken back.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 29, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DiNardo...
regression to the mean
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul is beating the reaper for at least one day.
Okay, so I didn't think Ibanez was gonna get a hit. But other than that we're on schedule.  I'm still calling for that Bloomquist Blast.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Goddammir Lopez...you threw my prediction off...
Okay, Jose didn't follow the game plan and hit an RBI single...but here comes some Willie Wonka magic.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever. I'm still rooting for a Raul Injury.
It's the only way to get him off the team.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 29, 2007 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

After today, I think it's safe to say Raul
Has kept his starting job for at least another 50 games for this organization.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well
If he continues to hit like he has done so far, I don't have much of a problem with it.  

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

English Mariner?
You wouldn't happen to hail from (or currently reside on) the fair shores of Albion, would you?

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep
I am watching this game on my laptop on mlb.tv.  I live in England [wish it was Seattle ... when they are winning]  And yourself?

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chicagoan by way of Washington...Washington DC.
...and I listen instead of watching on MLB.tv because I love Niehaus as a radio announcer.

My story is a bit odd for Lookout Landing.  I was born and raised in the District of Columbia - currently in Chicago for law school -  and am a die-hard Nats fan (yes, they exist...I never could get into the O's).  

But the M's have been my AL favorite ever since we sent Vidro and Guillen to y'all and Jeff changed the LL logo to the sinking ship.  I laid a bet with my buddy that the M's would be the big surprise of the year at the precise point when everyone else - you guys included! - was predicting that they would be disastrously bad.  I looked pretty dumb back in April when games were getting snowed out and Weaver was astronomically bad.  But I've listened to every single game, and become (comically) emotionally invested in the M's.  

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why do they always
do this when I CAN'T watch the games??

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Should we wear these unis
for the Angels series too?  Our lineup hasn't hit like this in a while.

by rjwood75 on Jul 29, 2007 2:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 errors???
And Yuni didn't even get ONE for screening Broussard?

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 2:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a nifty double play.
Didn't know white folk could move like that.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

18-11 in Houston.
Nice try at a comeback, Astros.  If they would have blanked the hatred Padres since the 1st, they'd be going to extras now.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God bless Safeco
Keeping flyball pitchers bank balances healthy since 1999.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn's
HR/FB at 5.5% before today's game. Anyone else think  he's due for a little regression?

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 2:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It will be swift and merciless.
But not against this lineup of giggles. He's got Boston next. Hey-YO!

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 bucks says this Brown guy
blanks us for 5 innings..

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

naw
I was just saying that to be cool.

I still think it happens though.

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha yeah i know
and i wouldnt doubt it... i just hope that wash doesnt go and give up 8 more runs

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

K/BB of 9/2.
Not quite DeSalvo.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So
do you think Eric Estrada cries himself to sleep?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arthur Rhodes
clubhouse leader??
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup
We aren't scoring any more this game..haha
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 2:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and there is the regression
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder
has any phrase ever caught on as quickly as "regression to the mean"?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Small sample size?
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's true.
Small Sample Size even has a nifty acronym. RTTM just looks stupid.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No
It's like a Top 40 hit that keeps playing over and over and over and over... It lost it's charm about a week after it became popular.

by Aaron on Jul 29, 2007 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well,
it's usually a valid thing to point out, and there's really no other succinct way to say it.

by sammy on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oof.
Shannon Stewart smoked the shit out of that one.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if Mike Piazza
has a man in every town he visits?
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That 18-11 game only lasted 3:20
The Red Sox have dueling shutouts that take that long.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh
Why is this clown still pitching?

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord Jarrod
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Blowers: "Who needs a DH?"
Well, now that you mention it, Mike......

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

take him the fuck out
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Theres my favorite fielder
Fuck you Raul
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thanks Jarrod
it was 6-0 to fucking 0 and you blew it.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh My God
Another embarrassing Ibanez moment.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who cares if Jarrod needs to go 5 for the win
PULL HIM
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 2:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Meters"?
The fuck country do you think this is?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry
If it makes you feel better, I drive a Chevy.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YEAH
This here's America, and if you don't like it, then you can giiiiiit out

by thenatural on Jul 29, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The headline's been changed.
Iraqis bask in rare joy after soccer win (AP)

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish the retards in the stand
would stop doing the fucking wave in the midst of the opposing teams rally
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fixed your post:
"I wish the retards in the stand would stop doing the fucking wave."

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 2:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or entirely.
The only thing more annoying than the wave is the couple of drunk ogres who are dead set on starting it.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

5 innings done
Now fuck off, Washburn

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wash looks horrible
Very lucky to get this run support today.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Washburn lucky as shit.
Dan Freaking Johnson hits a liner straight at The Guy Who Watches Balls Drop In Right Field.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

one more time
RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me
that somebody..anybody..is warming up in the BP?

by Greybear on Jul 29, 2007 2:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll tell you but you wont be happy
Reitsma up
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A perfect example..
of "Be careful what you ask for", I guess :(

by Greybear on Jul 29, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma throwing....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma getting loose
we just can't have a heart attack free game...can we?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma warming.
That makes things better.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where was that?
The 4th pitch on gameday has it going off the screen. WP?

by Faux on Jul 29, 2007 2:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ZOMG
We need a Reitsma picture with the caption

"BALL GAME"

for the other team that is.

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't get this team
We chase pitches we can't hit and don't swing at shit right down the middle.

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 2:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least if Reitsma pitches today
It might mean that he's too tired to pitch against Anaheim.

by Katal LM on Jul 29, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Question
Why does our stupid fucking manager love our worst reliever?
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 2:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reeksma
has the second most career saves on the team. He is proven.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 2:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because
...our suckass reliever loves him back. Sexually.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pity?
It's how I get all of my action.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahahahahaha
Sims' voice as he mocks other announcers = classic

by Katal LM on Jul 29, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma
Make yourself useful and get three outs.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Again with the rally fries
With the other team up...
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally Fries + Chris Reitsma
way to waste the rally fries.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 2:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was about to say.
Holy shit.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ughh...fuck that
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie pirouettes?
i don't find that surprising.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 2:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie tossed
our chances of winning just went up immensely
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
sad but true

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was one fine-looking baby's mama
One day I hope the rally fries lady just walks up to the people with the sign and eats everything in front of them.  

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie gone!
Yay!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sexson ejected!
I would sure be disappointed if Richie were to get his money's worth, throw shit on the field, and get suspended.

/winks

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 2:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma
always leaves with a couple baserunners on.

"I left you guys present kthxbai"

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok
Who bought the ump?

by Greybear on Jul 29, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate umpires.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

remember when Richie went nuts 2 years ago??
that was fun.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Note to umps
We are not here to see you at the game.  Shut the fuck up and call a fair game
Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by cougfan on Jul 29, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was It Major Thespian CB Buckner
He thinks people pay to see him, especially when he calls games in NY.

by JoeyJoJoJuniorShabadoo on Jul 29, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw you ump!
Richie was minding his own business.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Somebody has little man syndrome.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know my friend Tyler?
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once Richie stepped up there
was no doubt he'd get kicked out...i hope he called him 'little dick'
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Raul and Reitsma get ejected
I'm sending someone a muffin basket.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I really like Johnny Mac
minus his use of Reitsma
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 29, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay,
Pull Reitsma.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In defense of Reitsma
Those were pretty cheap hits.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you Reitsma
and fuck you McLaren.  DFA his ass already.
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WTF Happened?
I missed it...
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Umpire and McLaren got in a heated argument
over which throwback uniform is better: A's or M's?

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

holy shit Reistma sucks
bring on Dotel.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope someone else is warming up....
get him out of there....2 on..no out...

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Sean Green
gonna have to save a bitch?

again?

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Reitsma
still pitching? I think he has proven he's not getting anyone out
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 3:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pure luck.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whah?
Reitsma struck someone out.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.
77 M's Unis >>>>> 69 Pilots Unis...

Well, the caps anyway.  

RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A
D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A D-F-A

by BrettJMiller on Jul 29, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OK....John....do something
bases loaded....
1 out....
Reitsma can not pitch....
deal with it.....
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about the organization
But I am in favor of winning this game.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 29, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ARRRAGH FUCK REITSMA!
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY STICK WITH A PROVEN SUCKER?!

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOOOOOO
FUCK NO WHY!?!?!?!

/openly weeps

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

SON OF A BISCUIT..
wow.

And just the guy we want at the plate too.

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap
Reitsma stupid ass is going to make Bavasi make a stupid deal for Dotel. Fuck you Reitsma.

by Trent on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No
Now it's fucking guaranteed.

by Trent on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma still in
Better warm up those bats, offense.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

23.2 innings, 35 hits
Wouldn't becoming untracked be a bad thing?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jarrod Washburn and Chris Reitsma
Each making more money than we'll ever make.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Reitsima so much.
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I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK NICK SWISHER FUCKING AGAIN
I HATE YOU GOD DAMN REITSMA AHHHHHHOASDFHPHJFOISHET'IHEGO;IHSD;OGHDOGHOSIHGTO;SEHTO;JEHTOUEOIRTU0Q38402U54IOJ235KNLK()@&))( @$)(&)$($%()#$#)$709HGOSWEGHL

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen Management
wish we still had Hargrove leading this club.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU REEKSMA
DFA
DFA
DFA
DIAF
DFA
DFA
DFA
DFA
DFA
DIAF
DFA
DFA
DFA
DFA
DFA
RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP Oh, and Free Kam Mickolio!

by PositivePaul on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU
WHAT A FUCKING SHAMBLES.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 3:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and he is still is in..
what the fffffff

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

say hello to dotel now.
this is fucking unbelievable.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay, good.
Can you DFA his ass now?

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AND HE STILL STAY WITH HIM
WHY GOD WHY!

JOH MCLAREN MAKES HITLER LOOK LIKE SANTA AND GHANDI ROLLED INTO ONE!!!!11

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now there's a Photoshop project
Santa and Gandhi rolled into one.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that gives you Buddha..
or maybe a skinny guy in a red suit..I dunno

by Greybear on Jul 29, 2007 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

YOU SUCK SO FRICKING MUCH REITSIMA!
I HOPE YOU GET SHOT!
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you think....
he will get the picture....
My god, how much clearer can it be.....

by gblady on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDE
Seriously.

What IN the FUCK????

FUCK MAN.

This shit is so fuckin frustrating.

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA
one of the most incompetently run teams ever
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too Bad
McLaren wasn't tossed along with Richie... then the M's might still have the lead in this game.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My god, this is a horror show.
CHRIS REITSMA WHY???????

WHY GOD WHY???

Never again.  DFA.  Never again. DFA.

by esoteric on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHY
Fucking Chris Reitsma.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahem
*FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck this shit
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good-bye Wlad
Hello some piece of crap old reliever. I hate you Bavasi. I hate you worse Reitsma

by Trent on Jul 29, 2007 3:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

As a fan of Wlad
I'd be happy for him going to KC for Dotel.... like Meche he'll probably enjoy playing there alot more then being stuck with this organization of incompetents.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally..yes
but now it gurantees we'll give up some prospects for a rent-a-reliever that we dont need!
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Meh,
Just call up Juilo Mateo...

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and a big fuck you too Bavasi
because it's only a matter of time before Wlad for Dotel goes down.

And fuck you Mac for using Reitsma, being back Grover.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone break
McLaren's other arm... and his head while you're at it.

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

we're gonna give up the farm
for a reliever now..I'm soo fucking pissed right now...cause I know that bullshit is gonna happen.  
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

what sucks is
we don't need another reliever.  We just need to use the ones we have wisely.
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK
RAGHHH

Nothing new has happened, I'm just fucking fuming still.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma:
Doing his best to fill in the gap left by Julio Mateo.  Christ.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure glad
Offense haven't bother to hit this Andrew Brown feller.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reyes from Tampa Bay?
that's what Buster Olney said on BBTN last night..

by WeeJoe on Jul 29, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we sign Matt Hasselbeck
to pitch for the Mariners?  He has playoff experience throwing a ball, is a veteran leader, and is among the best in his league, so hopefully he can deliver some more quality innings than Reitsma.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 29, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets trade with Tacoma
Raul and Rietsma for Jones and Mateo...
Too close for missles, switching to guns.

by Paseman on Jul 29, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't forget Richie for WL...
OH YEAH! I FORGOT HE'S GOING TO BE TRADED FOR AL REYES OR OCTAVIO DOTEL!!!!!!!!!
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EOF
he's like a Pot o' God at the end of the shit-colored Reitsma rainbow.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

or Gold
whatever, M's still lose.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comically inept bullpen mismanagement
Is it alright to laugh and cry at the same time?
"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut." - Sparky Anderson

by Omerta on Jul 29, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Its all so predictable too
And these ballclub has no FUCKING CLUE why shit keeps happening the way it is...I really hope someone in the clubhouse destroys Reistma tonight.  Guillen, go sharpen your toothbrush in the clubhouse...now
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why are they cheering?
BOO your lungs out you lazy stupid dumbshit motherfuckers. God our fans piss me off!

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They booed Reeksma but
cheered E.O.F.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by Addicted to Quack on Jul 29, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This laughing business...
...what does it feel like?  Because I can't laugh right now.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

John McLaren just sat on my head
crushed it, and then took a shit.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the good news is
I can't imagine Reitsma being used in a high leverage situation anymore.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi Octavio....
at least your better than Reitsma :(
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bobby Ayala says hello.
He will until the day he is no long a Mariner.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't want to?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But
he'll still be on the club and we'll send some better reliever down to pickup a pitcher we dont need.  You have a bullshit pitcher in teh bullpen for games that are out of reach...his name is Reitsma..and he's worthless in life
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners need 10 runs to win
Mariners haven't scored at least 10 runs since June 3rd.

This should be fun.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What I don't understand is
how the team DFA'd Davis while being absolutely fine with Reitsma.

by Katal LM on Jul 29, 2007 3:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Our offense blows
once DiNardo was out..our offense was done
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah, he doesn't come in with leads
Calero blew I think two leads against us this year.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, I'm going to do something enjoyable..
like my laundry and some unpaid OT at the office.

(compared to watching the clusterfuck in Seattle, that is)

by Greybear on Jul 29, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fantastic, Joh.
Way to make the new pitcher work for the K.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side
a week from now we're going to have one fucking amazing bullpen.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But be so far behind in the standings
it wont matter
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose when HoRam, etc
gives up 10 runs in 3 innings, we'll have 6 scoreless from teh bullpen (assuming Reistma is not pitching due to "insert violent crime here")
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have a good one
It's just that there's one giant wart and McLaren insists on picking it.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on GRIT Train,
we need a hit.
I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 29, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good job offense
way to step up.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This team is so frustrating
I don't mind getting outplayed, but losing because of mismanagement is just... argh.

by Graham on Jul 29, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I've never seen so many games lost
by managing..its amazing...and all we do here is predict it, cause, well, its predictable
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If WLAD gets dealt for [reliever]
Then I may have to find Bavasi's house and piss on his lawn.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If you manage to find his house
take his wife hostage and say FREE ADAM JONES OR ELSE
Would Selig notice if we had a Frankensteinesque person in Wladam Jonentien

by andyboi on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that fell in for Ellis.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I missed runs 4-9..
Some may consider me lucky - but - what is the talk of mismanagement about?  What did Mac do now? hah

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 3:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think just bring in Reitsma...
but i wasn't watching either
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
Mac asked himself, "Okay, I have a 7-5 lead.  What one reliever do I absolutely not want pitching with a two run lead right now?  Oh yeah, my proven veteran surgically repaired Canadian no-talent assbag reliever, Reezmuh.  ::grabs phone:: SLATON, go get Reezmuh."

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro leading off
let's get EOF that 7th win! He earns em unlike Mateo.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro leading off
let's get EOF that 7th win! He earns em unlike Mateo.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ledezma just got DFA'd by Atlanta
bye Wlad
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way
Oakland has the worst offense in the league.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I blame Canada.
Our season's over.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

our approach by management means
our season is done...they consistently make the same mistakes OVER AND OVER...we have no chance to win in those situations
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP FUCKING CHEERING
THEY JUST SCORED A FUCKING RUN YOU FUCKING MORONS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it.
Game over, season over.

by EnglishMariner on Jul 29, 2007 3:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just a reminder
We suck at mop-up duty.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TV off
Time to waste my time doing nothing, which is better than watching this shit.

by The Beer Baron on Jul 29, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Potato Sack'd
This is annoying.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma
7.61 ERA.

Is that good?

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's our setup guy!
"just needs more work" according to Mac....

I'm assuming dental work...or just a new job?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD THE SEASON'S OVER!!!
But if we win the Angels series it's back on...clam down people.
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

*calm
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reistma is still our setup guy
and our offense blows (today was one of those fluke hitting things where we pick an inning or two and then forget we are supposed to hit a ball)
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reitsma's our setup guy???
Umm...I call bull shit.  Last time I checked you don't bring in a setup man in the 6th.
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im aware of that being the 6th
I was being sarcastic...he is still supposed to be according to Mac a few days ago on the postgame show..he just wanted to get him more work.

But thanks

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or do you mean "clam up people"
if wlad is traded for another bag of shit this is gonna cost the m's more than just this year.

by hcoguy on Jul 29, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes
Clams are delicious.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's pronounced CHOW-DA
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta plate a run or two here..
I can't believe we rip off 7 runs in the first three innings and have a helluva chance to move within 2 games of Cleveland   -   and THIS happens.

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we put McLaren on the hot seat
So he can stop taking stupid chances?

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariners are so bad...
when discussions about people they might trade for, those players suck even worse.  Jason Jennings and his 11 runs in 2/3 of an inning.....
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was really pretty
I'm guessing that quiets trade talk for him.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow Ichiro,
That was a thing of beauty.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not really
*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not right now.
Serviceable, yes, but they're still missing key players.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't matter..
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mostly good
But if you're lucky we'll put Joe Kennedy in.  He's our Reitsma.
visiting A's fan (Shoreline resident)

by iglew on Jul 29, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vidro
TAKE TAKE TAKE DON'T USE POWER SWING TAKE TAKE TAKE

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This game has a 10-9
near comeback written all over it..  probably with a heartbreaking turn of 9th inning events

by seattlesundevil on Jul 29, 2007 3:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good, no DP now
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro's trying to save our season
...all by himself.

Gotta love that guy.

by JI on Jul 29, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dammit, that was ball 4
but good Ichiro!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 29, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro wins
Find a new job, Other Suzuki.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jul 29, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PROFESSIONAL HITTER
Jose Vidro was picked up because he doesn't strike out.

by Gomez on Jul 29, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing our powerful DH is up
errrrrrrrr
I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 29, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job, Vidro.
That wasn't professional in the least.

by JLC on Jul 29, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fatty
WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN