Clearly the Mariners are in need of more nicknames.  I'm seeing too many bad players get called "Ibanez" or "Reitsma" and that's just not right.

So this thread is to come up with new nicknames for our bad players (and some good ones).  I trust Jeff will chime in.

Some thoughts:

Based on names:
Richie Sexson: Rich and Sucks, son. (Suckson, for short)
Reitsma: Wrongsma

Based on playing ability:
Raul Ibanez: WWJD (What would Jones've Done?), The Void, Space Filler, "Temp" --> Really any reference to holding the space for Adam Jones.
Sexson: Joey Cora
Adam Jones: Jesus.

I'm not that clever, take the lead.