7/25: Open Game Thread

Just posted this in the recap thread..

Angels were up 3 going to the ninth but K-Rod blew it and its currently tied in the bottom of the ninth..

by seattlesundevil on Jul 25, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions

So much for that

Walk off

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions

and they win it in the 9th

K-rod blowing a save was awesome though.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Annnnnnnd

Game Over.. fuckin Oakland pen. 3 out in the west.. really could use a win tonight guys! CMON! Or, in Saving Silverman style:

Cmon! COME OOOON! COME ON! COME ON! COOOOOOME ON! CMON! COME ON! COME ON!!

by seattlesundevil on Jul 25, 2007 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Ok here it goes this is going to be a league I should call it "MLB.COM BOARD Poster-Player League-" Ok what we are doing here what this thread was for is we are getting Managers for the league these Managers once we get the "16 Managers" we need,(I will not be participating)we will have a draft thread where the 16 Managers all take turns drafting until they have the required number of players,oh before the draft the 16 Managers will name their teams.I will be making a website that will have the schedule on it, the stats,and the Standings and more!Ok so once the people are drafted the Managers will set how they wan't their lineup to be and send it through an email that I will provide,and also there starting rotations,people can change their lineups after every game,people are required to be there so If they need to do Pinch-hitters and Substitute pitchers in I will make a place where they can ask And I will have them changed.

Then for the players:I will make a thread for the players to sign up If they want to be players and be draft eligible,and when they sign up they will have to give 3 stats that they want there player to be good in such as Power hitting 1st Baseman with Great fielding and Good eye,etc and for pitchers If they are Power pitchers or Finesse Pitchers,and name three pitches that they have. So that means you players will pick your position,etc.

The gaming part:So people will not actually play they will be played through a sim that I will do,that is why I am not participating in it,and I will keep it updated through a kind of Gameday environment.

Sound fun?
Any questions,also sorry If you didn't understand it all.

There is the required number of Managers now 10

He can't even hit the fastball?!?!?!!!!

by Mariners in 07 on Jul 25, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions

It's not coherent here either

can't you contain this in the diary you created for it?

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jul 25, 2007 3:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Please?

"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 25, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Is that Esperanto or twin language?

by eponymous coward on Jul 25, 2007 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions

I guarantee a win tonight

If the Mariners lose, I'll buy a drink for the first person to remind me about this next week at the Rainiers game.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions

ADAM JONES IS GETTING CALLED UP

FOR THE ANGELS SERIES

BANK ON IT

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions

I called my bank,

they hadn't heard anything about it.

"I'm not familiar with this type of... thing I'm seeing"

by Thingray on Jul 25, 2007 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions

The Bank of B&M Sucks

They will never allow young talent to shine over "proven professionals"

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Sorry, my bank charges a fee for Adam Jones

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Just got a junk email from ESPN

suggesting possible trades to make:

Trade No. 3: Carl Crawford for Juan Pierre

One gets tons of love and one gets no respect, but over the second half of the year, Juan Pierre is going to be the better fantasy player. I'm sorry. Continue to be the better fantasy player. You saw me mention Pierre briefly in last week's newsletter but let's put those numbers into even more of a perspective.

From June 1 through July 22:

Juan Pierre: 27 R, 24 SB, 0 HR, 12 RBI, .335 average
Carl Crawford: 32 R, 19 SB, 1 HR, 23 RBI, .278 average

The power is better for Crawford, but it's not significant in the grand scheme of things and that's not why you have either guy. Otherwise, they are basically the same, with Pierre hitting over 50 points higher. You could get Pierre plus something else for your Carl Crawford and not suffer any drop-off at all. Again, we play with numbers, not names.

Here is evidence that they are pretty stupid.

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 25, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe the better player in a footrace

or a limbo contest

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions

I would take Pierre or Crawford over

any position player on our team not named Ichiro

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 4:31 PM PDT reply actions

Pierre's terrible.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions

that just shows how little you understand

about baseball.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Quick, write something half-way intelligent

GO

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions

Juan Pierre sucks balls

there. done.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions

How would you know that?

Were you in the bedroom holding the camera?

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

What other reason would he be paid that much?

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 25, 2007 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Matthew wins point

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions

What are you talking about?

Juan Pierre is damn good.

Damn good at making outs that is. He has ranked first or 2nd in outs made every year since 2003 and currently is #1 in 2007.

Nobody cares how many bases you steal if your OBP is .317 and you have a 72 OPS+.

What a fantastically horrible contract.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 25, 2007 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

dodgers are ahead of the padres for #1

'nuff said.

Pierre has every intangible you can imagine and more.

I will even overlook his Frenchiness.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh good grief.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 25, 2007 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah that's right I said intanglible

He also keeps the Dodgers locker room full of chemistry.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

I have heard that Juan Pierre

has an abundance of carbon

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Carbon=Gritty

I like it

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions

You are a god-damned idiot.

'nuff said.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I dislike Graham crackers

Get it? Graham, and cracker.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Wait

I thought you were required to hate the French

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions

Of course I hate the French

I just have a good reason and don't take it out on inoffensive people who happen to have French names.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions

They're all offensive

Their B.O. is off the charts. P.U.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Does anyone else realize the irony here?

Juan PIERRE?

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Isn't that what this whole conversation is about?

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Beltre in the 2 hole.

Vidro dropped down, Ibanez still 3rd.

by Ben in Va on Jul 25, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions

Whatever

What a load of shit. Vidro has been one of the only people actually contributing lately. I'm not saying he's going to continue that trend, but moving around other pieces while continuing to ignore the black hole of IBANEZSUCK makes laser beams shoot from my eyeballs.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Self Lasik?

by Ben in Va on Jul 25, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah he got dropped to the horrible 5th spot

ADRIAN BELTRE HURTS THIS TEAM WITH HIS OUTLANDISH CONTRACT WHEN COMPARED WITH SEXSON'S REASONABLE ONE.

by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm on the bandwagon

I am sick and fucking tired of Raul Ibañez in the 3 hole.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Why wont he move ibanez down

Mclaren you fool. Another M's fan down

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions

Lineups aboard!

What's sad is that this constitutes a shake-up in McLaren's universe.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Ibanez still in the 3 hole?

That's my que to find something else to do.

These pretzels....are making me thirsty!

by Goose on Jul 25, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YOU MAC

Ibanez....#(_#*)@487 q4qu[jda[03

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions

Just thought I'd post this

Vidro: .306/.368/.374/.741
Ibanez: .257/.309/.395/.704 + really shitty defense
(postASB: .140/.208/.186/.394 <= retardedly bad)

I think we can all tell who has been fucking us in the ear lately.

Oh...and I'm not saying we should do it but WFB (career): .261/.313/.334. I'm just saying is shitty defense worth 60 pts of SLG...ADAM JONES!!!

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 25, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions

or Ben Broussard

who's equally bad on defense, but at least does hit the ball occasionally.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Reading this thread

is giving me Flashbacks to the Melvin & Hargrove days..... guess all managers suck and lineup construction.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions

So Ibanez should be at #3?

ADRIAN BELTRE HURTS THIS TEAM WITH HIS OUTLANDISH CONTRACT WHEN COMPARED WITH SEXSON'S REASONABLE ONE.

by Mariner John on Jul 25, 2007 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Didn't say that

Just pointing out, that it doesn't matter who the manager is, the lineup is never going to be optimized to the liking of the fans.

personally I would have left Vidro at #2, put Ibanez at #5 and Beltre at #3...

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions

I like Beltre at 2

and Vidro at 5

but Id throw Broussard in at 4, and Adam Jones in at 7

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions

why do idiots think the Ms need another RH

"power arm"?

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:29 PM PDT reply actions

Lowe to the rescue, at any rate

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Niehaus really looks fatigued

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:31 PM PDT reply actions

Uhh

Ben with a mohawk?

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions

Woo Beltre

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

I <3 my new Beltre jersey

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

That sucker was at eye level

McLaren decision may pay off....woops, Ibanez here to fuck up the day

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

More Lineup Ranting...

So, McLaren was on the pregame show making a big deal about moving the lineup around. He's just as fucking blind as Hargrove.

RAUL IBANEZ HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP

Okay, I'm making that my new sig...

Baseball is 90% Mental. The other half is statistics...

by PositivePaul on Jul 25, 2007 5:39 PM PDT reply actions

I would be so excited if Raul weren't AB right now

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Blew that 88 mph heater by ibanez

time to retire asshat

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions

Well Jeff Sullivan says you've just been unlucky

Raul.

I still think you flat out suck. Screw your line drive rates.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

I thought Ibanez got 4 strikes these days though

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions

And blew another 89 mph heater by him

this is getting rediculous

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

he is useless

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

Ibanez

Out.

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 5:42 PM PDT reply actions

PLEASE RE-TI-RE

clapclap

clapclapclap

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

"he does lead the team in RBIs though"

dumbshit texas announcers

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Haircuts

According to the Texas announcers, many Mariners shaved their heads (including McLaren) and Ben Broussard has a mohawk now. Oh, they also said WILLIE BLOOMQUIST SHAVED HIS CHEST DURING THE OCCASION.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions

Ibanez still batting 3rd

Ibanez still sucks.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

god dammit

i hate regression to the mean (re: RISP AVG)

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions

Why the hell.

Why the hell.
Why the hell.

Okay. So, yeah, I can see them not wanting to bench guys like Sexson and Ibanez, hoping they will get it going.

But why the hell do these idiots put their worst f'ing hitter in a spot generally reserved for the best hitter.

I wouldn't've bitched about having Vidro batting third, even though in general that's a really bad idea too.

I'm SOOOOOO TIRED of idiotic decisions. Do the leaders of this team pay attention to ANYTHING logical and reasonable???

BOOOOOOOOOO

RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP

by PositivePaul on Jul 25, 2007 5:45 PM PDT reply actions

I'm not really disagreeing

But right now we have, like, 2 or 3 hot hitters right now in Beltre, Guillen, and Vidro. Everyone else is hitting like shit, and we don't have enough hot hitters to break up all the shit clogging up our shitty lineup. I guess my point is that it doesn't really matter. It's shit either way.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions

1 error in 9 games?

Doesn't feel like it.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions

It wasnt just a couple players shaving their head

The whole fucking team did it. Ben has a mohawk. Everyone else has a shaved head, minus the bullpen coach and weaver. We're really stretching for this shit now. What the hell

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

I bet Willy took this further south.

He's not one to keep a dirty purse.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Willie "Landing Strip" Bloomquist.

Has a nice ring to it.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahahahahaha

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jul 25, 2007 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Funny enough

Youre right. He shaved his chest as well. He may be a hairless willie now

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I just threw up a little in my mouth

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Bavasi was probably like

Instead of actually making some move like calling up AJ lets pull a stunt and shave our heads...and Ibanez said, "look, I'm a leader and already did it" = 50 more games hitting in the 3rd spot

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions

jones

Texas announcers saying that having Adam Jones, another great center fielder, may present a fun problem in that we'll have both he and Ichiro. They also mentioned this will be a problem "in a couple years" -- which is seeming more and more truthful.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions

good point

the Mariners definitely need to call Adam Jones up within the next few years, 2010 at the outside

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

i like you miguel

you can stay

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah

I'm getting more and more attached.

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions

Tell you what, Dave

I bet you Vidro won't hit a homerun in this situation.

I'll even raise you that he won't reach base.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions

oh well

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions

Vidro says fuck you

GIDP on the way from Richie

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions

wrong!!!

turbo's success is 99.1% linked to trying to prove the naysayers wrong.

and 0.9% the fact that beltre bet him two ham sandwiches that he wouldnt be on the team after July

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

You suck at gambling

You free for some poker Saturday night?

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Brain Surgery>>>Baseball Game

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

that guy's like

"oh shit! fuck what do i do? great great, back to you"

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions

Wait, Vidro had a couple HR's off of this pitcher?

and he only has 3?

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions

boo not following the team all year

But yes, he has 2 off McCarthy.

Both in one game off of the slowest hanging curveball ever.

I think his other HR was against Gil Meche, but I cant remember. I know it was against the Royals, though.

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I've been here all year

I'm just amazed that he has only 3 HR's this year, but 2 of them were in April. I'm also amazed that a pitcher that obviously was the worst in the history of anything is still in the league after giving up 2 longballs to the April version of Vidro.

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

AN-DY HAR-GROVE

(you know the rest of the drill)

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions

Richie should have shaved his eyebrows

and soul patch off. At least then he'd be entertaining to look at.

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

wait, Richie shaved his head too?

Noooooooooooooooooooooo, we lost the mullet?

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Be like RaBOOOOOl

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Kenji up

Inning over.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions

<mariner batter up>, inning over.

fyp

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions

cue the DP/pop out

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

thank you

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions

If I were dating the Mariners

I'd seriously consider cheating on them right about now.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions

If the M's were my lady...

If the Mariners were a lady at this point --

In the span of weeks have gone from 115 lbs to 280.
Amazingly fun on past dates, now all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch TV.
You come very, very close to sealing the deal but something always prevents it at the last minute.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Head shaving not working

Try something new, perhaps Adam Jones?

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

What, you mean like an Adam Jones tattoo?

I don't know what else you can do with Adam Jones.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

The real question is

what cant you do with Adam Jones?

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions

I heard his tears can cure cancer

but he never cries

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions

He hasn't proven he can cure cancer

at the major league level. Until then, he's just a cancer-curing prospect.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions

Kenji must be leading the team in DPs by now.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

as of a couple weeks ago,

kenji was leading the team in GIDP%.

i see no reason why that would have changed

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey Kenji

Be more like Ichiro and Hideki, less like Kaz Matsui.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions

How does a train run on no tracks?

And not crash into any vehicles in the street?

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions

intangibles!

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Jones would have had it

just sayin'

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Guess which OFer I hate the most?

Its gotta be ichiro

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Jones definetely gets to that

Chalk another one up for the Jones bandwagon.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Chalk another one up for Raul

for somehow managing to stay in the regular lineup after everything he's done.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm surprised

Everyone isn't trying to hit it to left field.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions

Almost got that one...

RA BOOOOOOOOOO L

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

Adam Jones catches that while

singlehandedly colonizing the outer ring of the solar system

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:05 PM PDT reply actions

And banging Rauls wife

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Raul costs us another run

Everyone hates him

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Sigh

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Batista gets out of this inning with a LF.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

Yep, they got the memo

hit the ball to left

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions

god dammit

that was a fucking K.

you suck Ra_l

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

Hoor-fucking-ray

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions

What's worse about Raul

is to imagine what we could have acquired in a trade for him this past offseason.

Then again, knowing Bavasi, we probably would have gone after Carl Pavano.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions

If I were a GM in this division,

I'd make sure I had a lineup of RH extreme pull hitters to use only against the Mariners

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions

Remember to call up the AAA guys on Ho starts

give the regular line up some rest.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Triple Axel

Aflack

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions

Back-to-Back-to-Back homers

trivia question?

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions

Lopez, Bocachica, Olivo

I don't remember the order though.

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions

Fuck This Of-Fense

Clap Clap
ClapClapClap

RAUL HURTS THIS TEAM BY NOT PLAYING DRUMS FOR SPINAL TAP

by PositivePaul on Jul 25, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions

For the love of all that is holy

This is Texas pitching. In a Texas ballpark. IN TEXAS. SCORE RUNS.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe Lofton could wear his hat

not like a fucking idiot.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

yay for speed

now, adrian, keep it up, you need to get an XBH for us to score this inning

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

The Texas Cameraman

just gave me whiplash trying to follow that non-throw

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions

Michael Young!

Only 4 years and 64 million to go!

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Let's revist the lineup again

in order:

Ichiro!-Awesomeness
Beltre-Sometimes Awesomeness
Ibanez-Worthless
Guillen-Sometimes Awesomeness
Vidro-Worthless
Sexson-Worthless
Johjima-Sometimes Awesomeness
Lopez-Worthless
Betancourt-Worthless.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Couldve had 3 there

damn

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

eh

not that big a deal w/2 outs and Ichiro

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

This team is like that movie

Where the Titanic was hit by an asteroid. Repeatedly. In the nuts if that was possible.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Yea

We suck.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

they're trying to kill our only good player!!!

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

I love you, Beltre

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

Whoooooopeeeee

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

ok, now we just need a single

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE

CARRY THIS TEAM!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions

1-1

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre making McLaren look like a genius

2 doubles. Yes, sir

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

I love you Beltre

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

I said it first, damn your eyes

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions

You have better punctuation so you love him more

I still love Felix most

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

BELTRE HURTS THIS TEAM BY.....

WAIT NO HE DOESN'T.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre is awesome

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

Wow a run

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

beltre is a fucking god

inning over though

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

Raul up. Select your hit:

a) Ground out to 2nd
b) Strike out swinging
c) strike out looking
d) ground out to 1st

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions

d

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

e) Promote Adam Jones

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions

f.

pop up to 2nd.

seriously, DFA him

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro and Beltre

the two biggest "incredibly fun to root for, but maddeningly inconsistent" players on the team batting 1-2.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions

ichiro

inconsistent?

hmmmm

by jimmimoose1 on Jul 25, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro has 2 game stretches

Where he makes Ibanez look like a hall of famer at the plate. Then promptly goes on a 20 game hitting streak.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions

except they'll be like 20 game stretches

for example, check out Ichiro's July.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

Oh dear

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions

Popups of London!

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

That little kid is a jerk!

He shoved that dude in the back and knocked him down, and then sat there and laughed about it.

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

I could do your job Raul

that's sad.

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

Raul still making McLaren look like an idiot

FUCK YOU RETIRE YOU BAG OF ASS

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

Whoa

Raul got it in the air that time.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

re fucking tire

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions

How'd that stay in the yard?!

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions

Intangibles!

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions

honestly

no matter how wrong i am, i truly feel like i could get ra_l out right now

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions

Triple steal?

Holy shit, thats impressive

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Triple Steal

Well, that sounds interesting.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

Raul

6-for-45

by naviomelo on Jul 25, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions

ok, someone joked about it before,

but someone really should wear the grim reaper outfit and stand in the LF bleachers, pointing to Ra_l

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

That image made me laugh

In all seriousness, I agree with it wholeheartedly

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions

i tried, they wouldn't let me in the park with a

sickle

by Matthew on Jul 25, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions

That was me

I plan on doing it August if nessecary

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

We just can't get this clown out

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions

Raul

.182/.229/.247 in July, 0-for-2 today.

by naviomelo on Jul 25, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

This cocksucker Metcalf is killing me

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions

Wow Travis Metcalf is annoying

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Took me a while cause I suck

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 25, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

Wheeeeee!

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Ha

I like. And by like, I mean genuinely hate its legitimacy.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

It hurts cause its true.

by Edgar for Pres on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions

Raul being Manny

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions

These announcers...

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

No cup for Beltre?!

Sweet Christ, man. Where's your sense of testicle safety?

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions

It's obvious that they're made out of titanium

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions

A better question would be why isn't the ball

wearing protection from Adrian Beltre.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions

... I hate this team

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

Well

This is not going well.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

Hmm. Otis Nixon.

I wonder how much crack he's smoking at this very second.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

i hope kenny lofton dies in a fire

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

I blame that on Raul

I'm going out to dinner. Something tells me that I'll find doing so more rewarding than watching this game.

by Katal LM on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

jesus christ

get a real ballpark ass clowns

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

you kidding me?

lofton?

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 6:31 PM PDT reply actions

Figures.

Lofton is obnoxious because he's old and has more homeruns than Raul Ibanez.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions

Guillen

Making the ballgirl run all the way into right field to get the ball. Priceless

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, keep cheering dumbass Texas fans

He's not going to be a Texas Ranger for much longer.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions

Dont you dare talk about Jones, Blowers

Hes staying here god damnit

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions

In BC

Sportsnet shoving the cheater down our throats.
Usually shoving BJs down our throats.
Not feeling as outraged right about now

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, at least

the radio will only miss 5 innings!

by naviomelo on Jul 25, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions

Vidro ready to take the GIDP lead again

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

Leadoff single

here comes the GIDP/embarrassing strikeout/something else equally furstrating

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:40 PM PDT reply actions

double play time kenji!

by basebliman on Jul 25, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions

Were boned

I know it

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

richie looks funny without his mane

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

Richie hit the ball? Fair? Out of the infield?

and NO out recorded?

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions

johjima=worthless sack of shit

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Look its

Yuni Johjima.

Ugggh... I've never seen a team popup as much as this team does.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

My tee-ball team popped up a lot.

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Yay, Infield Fly Rule!

No possibility of a disappointing DP

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Kenji

Why does his offense have to be like a hybrid of Vidro and Lopez/Yuni.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe they were all made from the same base pairs

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions

yeah, that was a strike

bullshit

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:47 PM PDT reply actions

Gameday says

it was lower than ball #2

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

Cry.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

cool

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Fucky fuck fuck

by Paytheline on Jul 25, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

we didn't score??

OMG I AM SHOCKED

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions

Go Hawks!

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 25, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

Use-Less

by seattlesundevil on Jul 25, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

It's catching

evidently the offensive woes are spreading down the organization.

Tacoma's being 1-hit thru 6.... AJ has k'd twice in two at-bats... only 2 baserunners, both Rob Johnson single and a walk.

Against Adam Bostick....

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

Nope, no reason to shake things up with this team

Things are fiiiiiiine.

by patsfan on Jul 25, 2007 6:49 PM PDT reply actions

Hooters Dream Girl competition preview

I'd rather watch that 30 second clip again than this shit.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions

Kenny Lofton homered?

Back to my movie

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 25, 2007 6:53 PM PDT reply actions

We could pretend

that we are watching a rerun of last year.

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 6:54 PM PDT reply actions

ok nice job keeping it on the ground yuni

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions

we wont score

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 6:58 PM PDT reply actions

don't say that

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions

well im glad to be wrong

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

me, too!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Here comes the triple play

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 6:59 PM PDT reply actions

BOO MLB.tv

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 7:00 PM PDT reply actions

Raul up

Fuck this

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 7:01 PM PDT reply actions

We won't score

try that line again

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

works!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions

Thank you

Free run!

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

beltre rules,

hopefully guillen can come through tto tie it

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

good job Raul!!

you swung at that and it fooled Laird!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

wow

just a digyusting swing, thank you mccarthy

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

HEY RAUL WOOT

You created an "RBI" on a passed ball. That's all you do lately lol.

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 7:02 PM PDT reply actions

2 productive outs in a row

WHaaaaa?

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

take take take take take take

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions

all right Jose

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

jose rules

now lets go vidro

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:04 PM PDT reply actions

Indians win

This game is essential.

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

fucking red sox offense

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions

tomorrow's weaver, right?

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions

Yay

Runs!

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Jul 25, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions

Mac has to be done after this yr, right?

These lineups are pathetic. Tonight is evident of that. Beltre hitting towards the top is the only positive.

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 7:10 PM PDT reply actions

Gil Meche

still not helping us

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

yankees have scored 63 in their last 5 games

Gil Meche is not going to do anything against that

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Tampa Bay and Kansas City are formidable opponents

...

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions

well last i checked, gil meche is a royal...

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

that 3-1 pitch looked pretty good, but whatever

Matcalf will kill us again

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions

Hey guys

That was the lamest 2 run comeback I've seen in a while but I'll take it.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions

oh cool

really, really cool

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Is he hurt?

Whats he doing?

Every time Ibanez is in the lineup, God kills a mariners fan

by Brian Floyd on Jul 25, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

Batista is falling apart.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions

good lord

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

Pull him

Something's wrong.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

What the CUNT is he doing?

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions

seriously

i hope kenny lofton breaks his hip in two seconds

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

freakin' A

what in lord's name is going on

by WeeJoe on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck this fucking team

by phil333 on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

bring in green

get the DP

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

this is pathetic

I'm out, I'm sure we'll lose by 1 somehow.

we just got swept in 4 games by the freakin Rangers.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions

come on...

dont get swept by the Rangers... please

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

Okay team

Time to stop relying on superstitions and start getting the job done.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions

See that guy puking behind the dumpster?

That's Miguel Batista's performance in this 5th inning.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions

Simpsons

Texas Announcer: "It's not that I'm not a fan of the Simpsons. I just never watched it."

Logic is obviously not his strong suit.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

shit

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

Well, at least we got the other guy

Doesn't mean we're not boned, but still, nice relay.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

thank you ichiro and yuni

take miguel out, hes lost it

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Are we actually warming anybody up?

Is McLaren a rogue agent for the Angels or some shit?

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions

Interesting theory

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions

Ichiro

Regrets about signing the extension?

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Gawd

Stop playing that tune.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

3-0 count

DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
DUNNN DUNNN DUNNN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions

Sims: Sammy's got that big knob....

Me: ... PLEASE FINISH THE SENTENCE! WITH SOMETHING NON-OBSCENE

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

what's going on with Miquel?

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

He can't even bring himself to pitch

PULL HIM

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

So glad we did something about our

habitual losing...shaving our heads was a great move! I hate this team

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions

Mental brerakdown.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

breakdown.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions

this is awesome, keep doing it Batista

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Anybody thinking maybe he's hurt

and trying to buy himself some time?

by tootthekazoo on Jul 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

Yes

Two wild pitches. Can't bring himself to throw pitches. Missing the plate.

I think he's hurt something.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions

... and you lost him anyway

Basically, the outcome you feared, with an extra 3 minutes wasted.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions

why don't they pull him....

he's acting so strange...

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions

time to try something drastic

moving my mouse upside down

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

would he admit if something was wrong....

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

He's doing pitch selection in prose

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

It's over.

Wow, what a nightmarish inning, yet we're only down by two runs.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Whew

That should be it for Miguel Batista. Key word is SHOULD.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

ITS OVER!!!!!!!

by thenatural on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

well, at least that inning is over...

can I watch more?

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Resistence is futile

Accept pessimistic into your heart and you will be happier.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Naw,,,,,not my style....

I am truly an optimist at heart...
and I, (takes deep breath) believe in the M's.

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Was that his fastball or changeup?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

I know what Miguel hurt

my feelings

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions

Heh

Trainer: Miguel, you OK?
Miguel: OW, MY WPA!

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions

He responded in poetry

If I were hurt
and I were alone in the woods
Would anyone hear me
yell

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions

Hey, whats wrong with this?

My yahoo team keeps saying Adam Jones didn't play...anyone know whats up with that? :/

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions

He played for Tacoma

He's on my AAA Fantasy Team and has helped me tear it up in my 5x5 league.

...

:(

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm kidding

Im aware of the situation but all these "L"s next to teh Mariners games makes me wonder why our best player isn't up..fuck, we gotta try shaving our heads first! OF COURSE

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions

Hmmm...

Sexson defrosting up?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions

Oh wow

Two hits for Richie.

Also, this is the shortest his hair has been since Cleveland. Maybe he'll hit for a change.

Also, it's clear why the pregame head shaving didn't give Raul any mojo: he has no hair to shave off.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

richie...2-4-3 maybe the tide's turning....

now, Kenji....your turn to hit.

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

rally pointing device

working?

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

Next flip your keyboard

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions

And yet we could be in first in a week

I hate hope. Go away. Go far far away.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions

I hate to say it, Joh

But I would've rather you struck out there.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

If you can't hit it, don't fucking swing

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions

Bolded for emphasis

* If you can't hit it, don't fucking swing*

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

The Mariners still suck more than me

If you can't hit it, don't fucking swing

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions

I wish Ichiro

would chuck a throwing star at Kenji from CF..teach him a lesson on not sucking

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions

keyboard backward

Richmond BC

by koby on Jul 25, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

ok, ichi...

time to show that HR power....

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions

for those not watching on MLB TV

The Texas Announcers are throwing all sorts of "yo momma" jokes out there (talking about Johjima and the "jo momma" jokes that went on last year). The most recent -- "yo momma's so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste."

I think that if they were working for the M's, this would be the last inning they ever called.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

They really do that?

Momma jokes during an MLB broadcast good god. A new low for that broadcast team.

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Mariners are gonna win, right!?!?

cricket cricket

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions

cricket....

I'm sure they'd be losing at that sport too if they had the priviledge to play.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions

simms.....wonder what the cricket is saying????

OMG....

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Rally Cricket

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

Rally Cricket?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions

F______!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

That makes it official

we will be swept! BOOO

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Ichiro strikes out

He can't complain about this team.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

that was on your fn shoes!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

I walk away after runners get on 1st and 2nd

come back and see commercials.

I'm guessing the usual happened.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions

Who do we start of with

for the firesale thats coming? (half joking..but I guess more half not joking)

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions

You know why Ichiro resigned here?

He sees the team parading out Raul and Sexson even though they are clearly over the hill and incapable of doing their jobs, and realizes that he can comfortably end his career here well after his skills circle the drain, and that the team will not only not kick him to the curb or bench hit, but will probably keep batting him leadoff.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

Wow Ichiro, that was bad.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

WTF is batista doing back out there?

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions

Pitching

It's his job

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions

And NOW someone is warming up

As Batista goes right back out there.

McLaren is a fucking plant.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

HAHAHA

Does anyone else hear that cricket?

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

A-Rod puts a fork in Kansas City.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions

They put the fork in themselves opening day

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions

Conspiracy Theories

Anybody have any good conspiracy theories as to why the M's suck right now? I like the Gomez of idea of McLaren being a rogue Angel employee.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

I've seen 9 year olds

manage baseball teams on video games better...horrible job by both the FO and manager(s)...and players..fuck, lets shave our heads..that will solve things

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions

Nothing's going right.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

Fate punishing Beltre for no adequate reason

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions

When he laid there on the ground not moving

I thought he seriously injured himself for a second.

I'm not afraid to admit that I almost started bawling.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions

Yes, totally

I was glad to see he wasn't in any pain.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions

Uh-huh

I would've had to throw something if that ball from Metcalf left the park.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Somehow, Batista escapes undamaged

I'm actually amazed.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions

Score 8 runs here M's I want to see Lowe

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions

Lofton should retire

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Raul

Didn't suck!?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

Rauuul...

way to do something...

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions

From one washed up OFer to another

That's not busting out, Sims, that's Raul getting lucky with a bad route by an old man.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah couldn't rob that, Lofton

Suck on it, you athletically gifted old man.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Red approves of Kenny Lofton even less now

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions

Uh,

I wouldn't keep those chairs near Frank Francisco, guys.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions

FALSE HOPE

He comes the DP

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

False Hope

stop falling for it guys

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Man, why did it have to be Raul doing that?

That's the worst possible outcome--now it'll delay Jones' callup, even if Ibanez is cold another 3 days--they'll just use this 2B as "evidence" he can still hit.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Wow, Vidro is up

And I'm actually looking forward to it.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

FB here Vidro

Earn some money

by TheMarinator on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

Sims' impersonation voices are awful

He needs to retire those voices like Raul Ibanez needs to retire from hurting this team.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions

You can just take 'from hurting this team' out

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions

This team is a like a Noah's Ark of suck

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions

Mound visit

Laird: "Let him hit it."
Eyre: "What?!?!"
Laird: "Trust me. Let him hit it."
Eyre: "....But we play in a bandbox! And there are two men on..."
Laird: "Dude. Dude. Dude. It's Jose Vidro."

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

Ron Washington

With the useless pitching changing.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions

You know what really sucks?

Ron Washington is going to get blamed for the Rangers sucking, when it's not his fault that Jon Daniels completely fucked this team up. Like black men don't get a raw enough deal as it is.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions

Richie Hit A Homer...

Or I'm cutting you from my Fantasy Team's bench...again...

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

CUT!!!

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Guillen better do it

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Any game featuring Richie Sexson

Not my idea of a fantasy.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions

Pin the tail on the fuck face?

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

And by tail I mean cherry bomb

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I hope I don't have to wear a blindfold.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions

SO MUCH FALSE HOPE

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

Sexson

.206/.306/.406

unique

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions

f..........................

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Well Richie made it easy on him...

FUCK

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions

Comical

by the time we bring up some help/trade for help..it'll be too late

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

Mother f**********************************

We're about to be swept by Texas.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions

We need another open letter

to be delivered...to the FO and Johnny "I suck like Hargrove" Mac

They are so clueless

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions

I need some Mark Lowe tonight

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

Switching to King of Queens

I dont usually want to kill things when I watch this

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions

We're not catching a break.

You moronic announcers.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions

4yr 64mil

I'd take it over Yuni....

of course I am not too particular about players salaries. :)

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

Stop sucking, Potato Famine

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions

HAHA Sims

'Eric has Joe's Tracer surrounded' after the Tracer showed Eric missing all over the place.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

big league play....???

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

EOF Irish Stacka

Learn how to paint the black.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

cool, let's wast Green

this would of been a good time for Lowe.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions

God forbid he stays in for the 8th.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Beltre's reluctance to wear a hat

Makes it look like he drank to much nerve tonic

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions

It's like there's a party in my mouth

and everyone's invited!

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions

Terrific

This is as good as it gets without someone dropping their pants and taking a crap on home plate.

...

THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION TO TRY.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

I dare that plant to go get Reitsma for the 8th

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions

don't know which is worse...

the M's losing again...
or sims and blowers trying to make it pretty...

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions

That kid needs to do the weight-loss dance

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Hmmm...

Yankees actually leap-frog us in the wild card standings if we lose this game don't they?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

I have tickets for Friday night

I almost gave them away when I found out it was Hydro night

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

horseshit

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions

Watch that no-talent bitch get on Sportscenter

for horking that throw.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

and that is the icing on the cake

nice play by Tex.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions

LOWE WARMING UP

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions

OMG BASERUNNER

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Blowers

"I have a feeling someone is gonna hit one out of the ballpark"

Blowers, however, does not specify which team will hit it.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions

Well

Lancaster and High Desert ARE in progress...

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions

need some Broussard

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

We make our stand here

...apparently.

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Shut up about the Grand Slam

That was a while ago.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

I still like you Ben

Don't fuck that up

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Blowers wants so badly to say

WILL ONE OF YOU FUCKERS KNOCK IN A RUN?

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions

Ron Washington

I don't think he'd do too well if the benches clear.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions

He'd run away

Really fast.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions

I'll take it.

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

WOW

That was almost miraculously gone!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

asdfghjkl;'[p[]paspoawer

BROUSSARD!!!!!!! BYRD CAN'T GLOVE IT!!!!

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions

Ben!!

shit thought that was gone

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

DAMN

That looked gone. How are these balls staying in the yard?

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

BEN!

I shall alert you of the bomb. Notify Felix, Beltre, Putz and Ichiro. Tell no one else

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre gets shotgun!!!

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions

C'mon Ichiro

No swing no swing no swing no swing fuck.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

damn

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Ichiro hurts his team

.....yea.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Fuck

Beltre has to cash them in.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Broussard > 5/9 of our lineup

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP!

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

FALSE HOpE

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Ben you amazing bench bat.

by BeltredNOT on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

haha

we're not scoring this inning

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

glad you're wrong!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions

of all times

for Ichiro to pop out..... he's struggling right now especially with runners on base.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

Please Beltre

Just 2 more RBI. That's all we need.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!!!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Beltre!!!

by Happybelly on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

Thank you, Adrian.....

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

YES!! ADRIAN FREAKING BELTRE!!!

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

FUCK YEAH MOTHER FUCKERS

WHEN OTHER DOUBTED I NEVER LOT FAITH!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

BELTRE!!!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

YES ADRIAN FUCKING BELTRE

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!?!?!

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions

finally a hit

yay?

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 25, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

We'll get some more runs next inning

After Raul makes the out.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

hey Raul, don't be worthless

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

Alright, c'mon Rau- oh wait

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions

beltre is a fucking god

4 rbis tonight

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

OMG, IBANEZ????!!!!!!

by Happybelly on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

HELL YES YOU OLD TIRED FUCK

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

FREAKIN RAUL!!

ARE YOU FINALLY WARMING UP!!???

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

HOLY BALLS RAUL ACTUALLY CAME THROUGH

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RANDOM CLUTCH BASEHITS OF LONDON

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

FWIW

I Changed my Buddy Icon from the Rally Dino after the game on Friday. I just turned it back before the inning started.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RAUUUUUUL!

finally

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RaOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!

Never thought I'd scream that again.

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Doubles of London

twice in the same game! wooo hooo!

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

RAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? WE DON'T EVEN HAVE T3H RALLY FRIES!

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Let me guess

Reitsma warming up?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions

Im gonna kill someone if he is

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

for the love of god, let us have this moment.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

M's are leading!

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

bald ben in the dugout

looks a little like Denny Neagle.

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Haha, random Denny Neagle reference.

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

No prostitute nearby

Not a perfect comparison.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Probably pitches better

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLL

holy shit where did that come from?!?!?!?!!?

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

with the way this series has gone

I'm still not confident

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLL!

CLUTCH HITS OF LONDON!

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Get Putz up now.

No fucking around tonight.

by Happybelly on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

#2 and #3 hitters

5 doubles between them this game.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

I like winning. But I hate that Raul put us ahead

After all, that will mean no Adam Jones for two-three more weeks for this game.

by BrettJMiller on Jul 25, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions

Sherill warming up

Lowe is up. No Reitsma!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

Thank you.

Just don't bring in Reitsima.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

You know what?

Let's not take our chances with Lowe. Warm up JJ. Right now. If Lowe puts on two runners, you get him out of there and let-

... wait, now George is up. Okay.

Please do not let that white overpaid Canadian piece of trash warm up.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions

"white"

necessary? haha

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions

Reitsma is a pasty motherfucker

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

i am quite glad

i started beltre over aramis ramirez tonight

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions

AB-D 4 Reitsma's spot!!!

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions

Raul's Clutch Double

That hit probably just earned him another week batting third in McLaren's eyes. Ughhhhhh

I love me some Jeff Weaver...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

i was just yelling take take take take take take

at my computer when i saw laird move outside.

alas, it didnt work

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

Time for 'Ze Governator!

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions

if we give up the lead here

that actually might be it for me for a while. it seems that every time we score, we immediately give it right back.

NOT TONIGHT

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions

Green is still in!?

What's this?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

Sean Green starts the 8th!

I like this lack of Reitsma on the mound.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

why would they feature how R's got their runs....

don't get this broadcast team...

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

i love sean green

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

No sign of Reitsma in the pen!!!

YESSSS

Felix rejected me on myspace. how sad...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions

fuck

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions

I still have that bad feeling

fuck you Byrd, stop being the word.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

Typical Mariners

making us sweat.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions

So that's a ball to them?

Thanks, ump.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions

nice play georgie

Felix rejected me on myspace. how sad...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

jesus beltre was like 2 feet from him

if you hurt our best hitter, i will kill you catalanotto

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Let Sherrill face Laird, then go after Vazquez?

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Time for the Big Guy!

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

my favorite part of the Sims broadcast

by mary on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions

Okay, good

Get JJ and let's cut the shit.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

hey!

someone covered first!!

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

JJ!!!!!

Let's do this.

by WeeJoe on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

putz

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

5 out save opp again

by Graham MacAree on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Willing ness to use JJ for multiple innings

One data point in Mac's favor.

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

Time to end the skid

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions

PIGO

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

Putz in. Game over.

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

time to blast thunderstruck

i've been waiting a few days for this

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions

time for the splitty

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

He gawn!

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

Laird just got BLOWN THE FUCK AWAY

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

J! J!

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions

K!!!!!!!!

suck it laird

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

That looked faster than 92

Felix rejected me on myspace. how sad...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

K!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions

come on JJ, throw strikes

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Ouch.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Wow...

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

shit

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

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by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

JJ?

How could you? I hate this ballpark.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

It wasn't the ballpark...

on that one. It just got cranked. Thigh high fastball, right down the middle -- in his wheelhouse -- actually in most everyone's wheelhouse.

The wind was blowing out to left just a little. Not much wind tonight. So that didn't effect it really at all.

by ppl4life on Jul 25, 2007 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions

I just threw up in my mouth

by JeffHagan2 on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

CRY.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

wow

what just happened..

by WeeJoe on Jul 25, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions

ehhh.

Alright then....

There that goes.

by PShwa on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Wow.

by Happybelly on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

oh dear christ

i had a bad feeling going in here

fuck

fcuk

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

there goes his save record...

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

why god do you hate the mariners so?

Felix rejected me on myspace. how sad...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

you have got to be joking

get a real fucking ballpark

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Is this the only team he gives up homers too?

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KINDDING ME

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Chalk that loss up to Johnny Mac

Season is sooooo over

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

He manages a bullpen as well as

Lindsay Lohan does her alcohol intake

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

time to say it

fuck you God. I'm now an Atheist.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

Jeff isn't watching

That's probably a good thing.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

i hate baseball

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions

I really feel like I'm going to be sick.

No joke. Jesus fucking Christ.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

I'm not sure how to react.

I'm in disbelief. It's like hearing that Adam Jones has been called up.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Except in the opposite direction

of wanting to vomit.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions

Regressing to the mean sucks.

And could not come at a worse time.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

texas=JJ's kryptonite

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

I blame Brian Roberts

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions

Johnny Mac

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions

seriously, throw at Lofton's head

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

They shouldve never cut JJ's hair

They took away his mojo

Felix rejected me on myspace. how sad...

by GreatDane on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

JJ = Samson

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

heh

I was thinking the same thing. stupid hair cuts

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I can't believe that just happened

by patsfan on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

Now you have to wonder

is this the beginning of the end of dominance for JJ?

I'm guessing JJ will end up becoming more like the cockpunch JJ then what we saw last year and the first half of this year.

Saw it starting against Toronto.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

shut the fuck up

not fucking needed now

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

kiss my ass

you little twerp.... don't like what I say... TOUGH Shit....

I'll fuckin say whatever the fuck I want to you little butt pirate.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

You blew up all at me for saying

Ibanez should ride a motorcycle on I-5 the wrong way..I take that back now..you should

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

Wawawewa

by Trent on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

wow

you're kind of an asshole, aren't you?

by peterpeter on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

only to those

that act like the way he did.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

dude fucking relax

im not attacking you you dumbshit

no one fucking needs this pessimism bullshit now

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

No

JJ will be fine..M's season is done though...too many better teams that will come out on top

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions

haha

Should they just forfeit the rest of the games? jebus we are like what... 3.5 games out of first place oh yeah shizits izover for shizure. Take some paxil and let it calm you.

Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't have to wonder

He was pratically the last good closer in the league to blow a save.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

I might be missing sarcasm

but because of a couple outings that didn't go so hot, he's reverting back to meh JJ?

I expect that from 70% of the posters here, but not from you MFIA. You're the voice of reason more often than not...

by Trent on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

normally

but JJ just hasn't seemed right since before the all-star break. His split hasn't been anything like it was last year, and he's been getting away with alot of fastballs.... its got me concerned.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

I agree with you on that

I was chalking it up more to fatigued than anything else, so obviously, I hope you are wrong.

But his splitter disappeared after that elbow injury earlier in the year. Whether that's a factor or not, well, let's just hope its not.

by Trent on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't know

If its fatigue.... or if the elbow still bothers him when he throws it... or if he's just lost the feel for it.... but without it, he's not the same pitcher... he's that guy that was not a fan favorite in a setup role.

I hope he figures it out... because with just his fastball and not that good splitter its not a good thing for the rest of the year.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions

look

how long he went between outings. probably has some rust in the arm from watching so many losing games in a row. i dont quite think he has gone all mike schooler on us yet he has blown this one save all season.

Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Jul 25, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm not basing it on this one outing

it was also the struggle against the BlueJays... and the fact that his splitter hasn't been nearly as effective as it was last year...
His K rate is down this year... his k-bb is down.. and he's gone from an extreme gb pitcher last year, to nearly even this year... those are the factors I'm concerned with in regards to JJ.

by MfaninAlaska on Jul 25, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

texas has

got 4 out of the 5 earned runs he has given up all year, the only other one run he has given up was against the angels and that wasnt in a save situation. as well texas has all of the homeruns against him this year. texas just has his number we should be glad its texas and not the angels.

Spider pig, spider pig does whatever a spider pig does.

by wadswerth on Jul 25, 2007 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions

i am going to be sick and cry and

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

vazquez hadn't homered since june 15th??? bullshit

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions

One run loss number 4 in a row!!!

Kick me in the fucking nuts, please!

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

All closers suck sometimes.

Even Gameover Gange.

by TexGoesYard on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

Who invited you?

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

God, teasing us as always.

I am not Coach Owens!

by Coach Owens on Jul 25, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions

I think God and Adam Jones are the same

always hear about them but never see them

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions

This is beyond depressing

If we lose FOUR 1-run games in a row to TEXAS.. this is suicide material.

by WeeJoe on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Take Ibanez, Sexson, Johnny Mac

and HoRam with you please

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions

oh my lord

I seriously feel like crying. Yikes.

by SankTheTank on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Vidro Sexson Joh...

:(

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions

Due

Vidro, Sexson, Joh

Somebody fucking go yard.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

god

sucks

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Our season is over.

by JI on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

pathetic

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

Man you people are fucking crazy

No wonder you guys have the highest suicide rate.

by TexGoesYard on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

you are an obese state

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

Well, at least they're getting it over quickly

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

shut up sims

by gblady on Jul 25, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

figures

Putz always contributing in the clutch where Beltre failed to throw in the towel when he should have.

by BlueBaron on Jul 25, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

we've lost all 4 by one 1 run

bad luck?? regression?? no Adam Jones??

what do I blame??

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Blame Canada

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

works for me

especially since Reitsma is from Canada. I can kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

Is there a way to get Beltre at the plate here?

Please?

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

I'll be the voice of reason

Guys - J.J. Putz is an amazing closer. He just blew a save. It happens. All the great ones have blown a save or two over their careers. Yes, this one hurts because of the fact that our team is playing like a bunch of girl scouts. But take a deep breathe. J.J. had a bad day at the office. It's allowed.

by Trent on Jul 25, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

I love JJ...Mac blew his load early

and wasted the bullpen away...brough him in too early.

And the offense still sucks really bad.

But honestly, this was kind of the straw that broke the camels back..its done

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

It was early in his outing

I don't think when he came in had anything to do with it really. It just happened. It was a badly located pitch.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

I can live with it

But this loss was a giant kick in the nuts.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions

honestly

I'm not worried at all about JJ for all the reasons you stated. I think most of us are just pissed at the situation in which it happened, it was just the caper on a disgusting series.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions

This is unbelievable.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

It's hard to believe how excited I was

15 minutes ago.

by bpdawg24 on Jul 25, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

This is actually kinda funny

In a Al Qaeda kinda way.

by Robert on Jul 25, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

What a bunch of smoked cock

Fuck this entire roadtrip. I hope an FSN reporter get punched in the postgame.

by Gomez on Jul 25, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

stop celebrating ranger fans

your team blows.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHNNY MAC?!?!

by MFAN on Jul 25, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions

oh my god

ok, im taking a break, ill watch, but the caring is definitely lower

fuck you god

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Hey, at least we get to face Dan Haren tomorrow...

Fuck everything.

by patsfan on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

luckily, we "own" Haren

and Beltre has made him his bitch

CALL UP ADAM JONES. NOW

by dbroncos31 on Jul 25, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions

False Hope

enough with it...be resigned to the fact we are a terrible team that management is not helping get better.

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Knowing Mac

He'll probably bench Beltre and start Willie or something.

by JLC on Jul 25, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions

Five of six loses by 1-run

This is beyond ridiculous.

by ThundaPC on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Can we fire Mac and Bavasi...

Immediately? Throw in Richie, Reitsma, and Raul while we're at it?

*Call up Wladam Jonentien!!!*

by SethGrandpa on Jul 25, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

1-run loses just call for an upgrade

and AJ already has a bald head practically!! He'll fit in..fuckers

I fucking hate you Mariners

by kentroyals5 on Jul 25, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions

I haven't posted since the winter

And I mostly slowed down to not at all because of work, life and my general negative attitude toward everything Mariner. I still watched, but my mom's always said if you haven't got anything nice to say, don't say anything at all.

However, the M's got me interested. This mildly entertaining team had me cheering. My interest was back and now, I fell like I've been shanked by Guillen and I'm pissed. I'm anticipating a rant post soon. Really soon.

by Trent on Jul 25, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions