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6/5: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Roberts 2B Ichiro CF Payton LF Lopez 2B Markakis RF Guillen RF Tejada SS Ibanez LF Millar 1B Johjima C Huff DH Vidro DH Mora 3B Broussard 1B Hernandez C Betancourt SS Patterson CF Ballgame 3B ---------- ----------

Burres (3-2, 3.08)          Baek (3-2, 4.93)

A couple things:

  • I know absolutely nothing about Brian Burres, but he seems to walk a lot of people, meaning this could be a nightmare for our lineup.

  • The Mariners have the fifth-best FIP in the American League, which makes them look pretty damn good when you match it with an offense on pace to score 846 runs. The only problem is...

  • ...the defense, which THT has at -14 on grounders and -7 on fly balls. Third-worst in the AL, sixth-worst overall. Things'll get better when Betancourt stops trying to hyperextend Sexson's ligaments with errant throws, but still, this team has not been good in the field.

  • If Safeco reduces runs by 7%, then this is a park-neutral 876-run offense over a full season. That's incredibly good, and 75-100 runs better than most people were projecting. It won't keep hitting .307 with RISP all year long, but then Richie Sexson won't keep being an unmitigated disaster, either, so that should balance out.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Shit
I am definitely drunk and my parents are definitely going to be home in under 10 minutes what do I do.

Why the fuck did I say "Hey! It's my day off, and my parents aren't home I'm getting wasted!"??!?!

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 5, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude.
It's 3:30.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's actually 4:30
but what happened is I said "Ah...off work, I'll have 2 beers"

I finished those, had a third, and then a fourth, and then a fifth.

And now i'm drunk.

Fuck this.

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 5, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes
but I've always been a lightweight.

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 5, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheap date.
Man, I love being tall.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just brush your teeth, go lay down in bed,
and tell your parents you aren't feeling well.

Oh, and hide the empties!

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

watch us
claim that sucker off waivers

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 5, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners' Player of the Month
Maybe Tampa will sweep him up...and into the trashcan.

by jtopps on Jun 5, 2007 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FWIW
Ramon Vazquez isn't that much better.

Let's see, who desperately needs a 3B/LF?

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.
Isn't Texas' GM, like, a saber-friendly dude?  Maybe he's read our little blog here, and a lightbulb came on.  That wouldn't be good.
Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard pressed to think so
Given how effective he's been in slowly dismantling the Rangers.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Daniels is sabr-friendly
He's just not a good GM.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know I've brought this up before
but when you look at the stuff on Sexson's defense does it take into account how well he is at fielding throws from other players or is it only on how well he fields groundballs.  I don't know how many errors he's saved for Yuni this year but it must be quite a few because of his reach.  Just wondering how that works cause 1B is really the only position where it matters that much.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure it's just balls in play
and not throws, but I'm not 100% certain.

UZR has Sexson at -9 runs per 150 games (2003-2007). Do you think he's worth +9 runs saving bad throws? I don't. He's good at it, and his height gives him an advantage, but first basemen are supposed to be able to save the shortstop's bacon.  

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His reach has always been a plus
and Betancourt/Beltre have horked quite a few throws over the last couple of years.  Richie saved quite a few of those.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But how many of those
are throws that a standard first baseman wouldn't have caught? That is, how often is Richie really going full extension?

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a job for
CAPTAIN RESEARCH!!!...

... whoever the hell he is.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Captain Research
is currently trying to figure out a way to make Anaheim cease to exist.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Earthquake?
Though that might wipe out some other things too.

by Deanna on Jun 5, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought you were in San Diego,
you could make it through an earthquake in Anaheim (probably).

Take one for the team man!   LOL!

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There comes a point in everyman's life
that he must deceide whats more important: His very existence or the teams that he roots for. Do the right thing.

by Robert on Jun 5, 2007 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point.
You guys take good care of this place without me.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW
If you happen to discouver the secert of time travel, let me know. I need to go back to October 2000 and make sure Arthur Rhodes has a run in with a trash compactor.

by Robert on Jun 5, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Besides, Courage would do a rally dance
during the earthquake, and magically counteract the shockwaves in your area. The Rally Dance is that powerful.

Or you can hope Captain Planet stops by.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in San Diego for an LA Earthquake
It was the Northridge one. Barely felt it. You should be A-Ok.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was in
Laguna Hills (South Orange County) during that one and it scared the crap out of my wife and I. Very little damage (a couple of things fell off the shelf) but we got shook pretty good. The weirdest part was turning on the news, seeing the aftershocks hit the studio and than feeling them a few seconds later.

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know really
but even if he only saves a few of them its something that should be factored in.  There is a pretty big difference between nobody on and a guy at 2nd base.  It probably wouldn't get him all the way to neutral but it might get him from horrible to slightly below average.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So the gist of it is
that we don't really know how much 1Bs contribute to defense.  We're just guessing its small since A) it probably isn't that big of a deal and B) it is probably hard to figure out so lets just hope A) is correct.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I keep trying to get this point across
in softball too:

"first basemen are supposed to be able to save the shortstop's bacon."

I understand it's rec league, but occasionally they should be able to save a short-hopped throw, or one that's a little wide. It's the SS that's going deep in the hole and having to throw off balance, so help a brother out sometimes!  

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You should have me play 1B for you
I'm the JT Snow of the rec league (dead serious)
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Softball
My pitching K's for the season has reached 10 K's in 8 games. Don't know how I do it but I probably throw a better screwball with a softball then I do with a baseball
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha
I consider myself somewhat of a Doug Mientkiewicz.

I made a throwing error from 1B the other day, and all my buddies were ragging on me for the error. It's ridiculous how much a sweet scoop or big stretch to "save the infielders bacon" gets overlooked. It's not that easy "I think I'm gods gift to athletics to I play SS in rec softball" guy.

by PShwa on Jun 5, 2007 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a lefty
so I kind of get stuck there. Sometime I venture out to second base and actually am probably better than most (just I can't turn 2)

But I have become a pitcher now because of my reaction time and I get hit at a lot.

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never said it was easy!
But just like any other position, sometimes you have to make the tough play to help out your team. You can't expect every throw to be perfect, just like you can't expect every fly ball to come right to you.

I am by no means "gods gift to rec league SS", and I'm well aware of that. That's why I wish my first baseman got more credit for the nice catches he makes for all of us infielders.

If you don't dive, it seems nobody notices a good play.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU.
I wish more people were like that.

I only make fun of the SS because every time I play its the most cocky kid with no range or arm, who has to blame every mistake on everyone else.

I say nice play and all that to my fielders all the time and I get the look of "psh...that was easy"

Just my experience, I know most people arent like that.

Either way, I think 1B in softball is great to play...scoops feel so good when you dont fuck them up haha.

by PShwa on Jun 5, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One thing I've noticed is that on wide throws, I
see people who are afraid to get off the bag and go to the ball if it's way off the mark.

Seriously if you can't reach for the throw, get off the damn bag and catch the damn ball. It's much better for the guy to be safe at first because you were off the bag, then for the ball to go sailing past you and the runner heads to 2nd.

I've recently switched to right field to help out our OF defense because it's been horrible, so we had some tryouts for first base to see who was gonna take my place, and that's always the main problem.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not worried about the infield defense,
both Yuni and Beltre have made more errors in the first third of the season then I expect them to make for the next two thirds.

Ibanez is not a good LF (and we all know that) and Guillen has looked both impressive, and scary (seems inconsistent to me). I don't know a realistic solution to the OF problem, I sure don't want to bench either one of them to play Ellison every day.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well this isn't realistic
because it's not going to happen, but...

Adam Jones for Raul would upgrade the defense nicely.  Would upgrade the offense, too.

And if you think that Raul's being left handed is worth something, I guess you could swap Big Ben and Richie, too.

by Zack on Jun 5, 2007 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So that's Yuni's goal with those throws!
If Sexson does hyperextend a ligament, all the errors would be worth it!

by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 5, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How is Lopez's defense?
Is he as good as he looks?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hello Again
Game prediction: Burres gives up 1-3 runs goes into the 7th.  Bullpen gives it up.  Mariners win. Congratulations.  

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 5:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow you sound like us for the last 3 years
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No
I sound like an Orioles fan, for the past decade.

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cheer up
You could be the Rangers.

by Graham on Jun 5, 2007 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or the Royals
The thing that gets me pissed is that the O's are third in starting pitching, first in team defense, have arguably 3-4 allstars (Brain Roberts, Miguel Tejada, Nick Markakis, Erik Bedard) and have absolutly nothing to show for it.

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean no offense
Your legitimitly a better team than us. But in every single gameday thread and matchup, our starting pitching is better, our defense is better, our offense is comprable, and our coaching staff (managers aside) is better.  The diffrence is bullpen I guess but it just sucks losing games the way we lose.

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Mariners in the late 90s
were the same way. It's been beaten into the ground already, but you guys need someone new running your team. All that money spent on crappy relievers this offseason was hard to watch.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Victor Diaz salami
5-0 Rangers.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was ok there
Where are the lineups?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was only a matter of time
I don't know that I've seen a slower 2 hole hitter in my life.

It's all about the DP baby!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 6:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but
still no Beltre :(

by Dan on Jun 5, 2007 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't jinx people like that.
Seriously.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If peavy is pitching tonight
does that mean we miss him at the weekend?

by Dan on Jun 5, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NO
I looked it up, and the Padres don't have an off day like we do on Thursday. Meaning 5 games from now, the Padres play us on Sunday.

But guess what....

Felix starts Sunday as well!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To Baltimo
Hey I think I told you to fuck off or something yesterday. Eh... I take it back but you have to understand the meaning of "Felix Day".

He represents our hopes and dreams as Mariner fans.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tell you what
it is weird to go from Ms games starting at 10 local time (when I was in Philly) to 4 local time (in hawaii) within a two week span.

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Crap
  1. I. Suzuki, CF
  2. J. Lopez, 2B
  3. J. Guillen, RF
  4. R. Ibanez, LF
  5. K. Johjima, C
  6. J. Vidro, DH
  7. B. Broussard, 1B
  8. Y. Betancourt, SS
  9. W. Bloomquist, 3B

by ThundaPC on Jun 5, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's amazing how adequately Hargrove
has handled the bench this year.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

add Beltre back into that
and that's a solid lineup top to bottom

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexson>>Broussard
it doesn't matter how much we are paying Sexson.  Sexson on the bench isn't helping the team recoup $$.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wah....
Starting Broussard against a lefty? Ibanez still batting cleanup?

Not a good lineup.

A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
George Sherill's word-play of the day

VULTURE

Where's Mateo?

by ThundaPC on Jun 5, 2007 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Big Unit needs 7 K's today to overtake
Clemens for #2 on the All Time K list.

Has got 2 in the first inning.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Make that 8 K's
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

good thing I have Nate Robertson
on my fantasy team.  0 innings 6 runs, those outings always help
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

geez...
blue jays have scored 5 in the bottom 9th, and just loaded the bases w/ one out against the d-rays

not that this has anything to do with anything

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh...
walked in the winning run...

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Still no Beltre?
Motherfuck.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 5, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RJ=4600 K's.Needs 5 to pass Clemens.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4601
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's gonna have to 3 more years or so to get
there. So I doubt it. I think he retires after his contract is up after the 2008 season.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless he still kicking ass.
I think he'd already retire if it weren't for personal milestones. What's he got left to get besides 300 and 5000?

I think 5000 is a long shot though.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he finished 2008 with over 4900 K's
I'd have to think he'd sign a 1 year deal to try and get it.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

was he just talking to Joh?
he doesnt speak english does he?

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Who? Markakis or Joh?
They both do.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No it was Jay Payton...
I wasnt sure if Joh spoke enough english to be conversational, thanks for the clearup

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
Cha Baek mixes his pitches up better than Felix does.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That missed by six inches.
If you're Cha Baek, you can't afford to show up the umpire.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed
these umps are getting pretty full of themselves these days...

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baek looks like Fat Elvis
and Millar looks like Gary Gaetti.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Germano/Wells/Young
No Peavy yesssssssssssss

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Anybody ever figure out if that
kid who got hit with the ball last night was ok?  They had the kid on the ground surrounded by EMTs and it didn't look good.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Check out the play-by-play
of the bottom of the ninth inning of tonight's Tampa Bay-Toronto game.

Man, Tampa Bay's bullpen sucks.

by Llewdor on Jun 5, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, Dave
This is Baltimore, not San Diego.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burres looks younger than my brother.
And my brother is the JV's version of David Eckstein.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

33-pitch first
Thank God Reitsma's back today.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burres
He doesn't have the name of someone who's long for the Majors.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We got
to take pitches tonight. This guy likes to walk, and we need to get into that bullpen early.

Common sense, but my brain is dedicated to The Shield right now...

by Slica on Jun 5, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This guy looks really hittable
He's gotta throw it in the strikezone first though.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah....
Moyer would have our lineup for lunch.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose's gonna cutta...
Oh, wait, not THAT Jose...
Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

way to be
take one for the team Jose

by CKel on Jun 5, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Burres has thrown 0 strikes to Guillen
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was ball 4.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst AB ever.
Take a damn walk.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brian Burres is extraordinarily thin.
He's almost like the new Brandon Fahey.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so...two hitter have already swung at ball 4
good start
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4602
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just don't swing.
Sit on a fat pitch.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

obscenity
did anyone else catch Guillen dropping a giant F bomb after that popout..? maybe its just me

by CKel on Jun 5, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think..
he does that every AB. No matter what the outcome.

He's an angry man.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It'd be more notable
if you made mention of a time when Guillen wasn't cursing up a storm.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good strategy by Ibanez
Don't even bother swinging anymore. Just keep taking pitches.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some fat chick in Red's seat.
Move somewhere else, you non-legend.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How stupid do you have to be
to bat Raul cleanup against a lefty?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll break out of it any minute now
annnnnnnnnnny minute now............any minute......

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The walkless wonder
we're boned.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dumbasses.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Mariners aren't giving me much reason
to pay much attention to this game over the D-Backs game.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love you Kenji
but dear god that pitch wasn't close.

Burres sucks, this game is also gonna suck

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johjima is slow
Ichiro could've made it to 1st walking backwards.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Broussard starting against a lefty...
Hargrove, sometimes you are just too dumb.

by BeltredNOT on Jun 5, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not much choice.
Sexson has a calf strain/sprain.  
Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we can predict bad games ahead of time
just by looking to see how many batters the other guy walks.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Update
Eckstein 8 XBH
Turbo 9 XBH

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That man has some job.
He shows up to work 81 times a year and either presses a button or doesn't.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Melvin Mora has five identical kids
already got a better infield than Texas.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

heh
Dave spends 5 minutes telling us about Minute Maid park and how the roof opens.

Blowers 1st question: "Now does their roof open?"

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Predictatron 2000
Vidro long AB, groundout
Broussard easy strikeout
Betancourt pop out

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...
Vidro single

Broussard double play

Betancourt strike out

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well
that was a long AB for us
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's early, but we need a rally
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is it me
or did vidro just eat the entire pregame spread?

by marinerschas2 on Jun 5, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hargrove isn't a total idiot:
Richie Sexson was held out of Tuesday's lineup after straining his right calf in his next-to-last at-bat on Monday night.
Manager Mike Hargrove said Sexson will be closely monitored the next few days to keep the strain from becoming a major injury. Ben Broussard will pick up additional at-bats.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4603
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I smell a shutout
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well....
Burress hasn't made it past the 6th inning this year.

If we can get the Oriole BP into the game.....

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Total bonage.
We don't stand a chance until the Orioles put in a better pitcher.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All RIght here it goes
Brian Burres is throwing a No-no Brian Burres is throwing a No-no Brian Burres is throwing a No-no Brian Burres is throwing a No-no Brian Burres is throwing a No-no Brian Burres is throwing a No-no
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it works when it's against your team
But worth a shot.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Every Cha Baek pitcher ever:
76mph slow curveball over inner half to lefties.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, Wilson Valdez wasn't one of the three?
He's the best Mariners shortstop ever.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3.5 seasons Dave
Spike Owen was a M for 3.5 seasons:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/o/owensp01.shtml

Our only captain, wow.

by bluemax on Jun 5, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Schmidt pitching today.
Boy am I glad that never materialized.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4604
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Checking in
I expanded the Minor League Wrap-Up, and would love to throw up an early one again for tomorrow, but I'm without my laptop for the next couple days so it'll have to wait until tomorrow morning.

Also, therefore, this'll be the last you hear from me tonight.  GO MARINERS.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
Terrifyingly hilarious to hear how bad the Mariners wanted Pavano.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha
thats a funny little look into how they try to get players.  Suck on that Yankees.  You and Pavano can go screw each other.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 5, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha, Carl Pavano
I hope another team signs him for nothing and then he puts up a 3.00 ERA.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A bit of irony
Just got home from the Nats game, only to find out that I'm in the blacked-out zone and MASN isn't covering the M's/O's tonight: they already covered the very game I just attended.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Try Again
It's on right now... I was a bit peeved too, but checked back and it's on (I don't know if the fact that I am downtown DC changes anything)

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's on MASN2
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helluva call
Cheers

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baek Saeks

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, thats the ballgame
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING IN CHRIS RAY!!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bought a lot of beer today.
I am proud of my foresight.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Long relief out of the bullpen?
Did Jake Woods defect to the Orioles and change his last name to Burres?

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Like i said
You will score 1-3 runs of our starter who is good, and we will light it up in the first four innings. But don't worry youll win the bullpen will blow it.  If your within 4 runs going into the 9th your still in it.

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HA!
Millar, you're too fat to beat Ichiro!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

haha, your slow Millar
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Ichiro is fast
...or Millar is slow.  Or both?

by ThundaPC on Jun 5, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He was out.
But that's why you always run through the bag.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the mariners don't swing
How many runs would've been walked in so far?
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Out.
Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he was out
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Millar is slow
You lose automatically.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad calls
Happen to bad teams...or something.

by ThundaPC on Jun 5, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stone Pale Ale
New everyday favorite.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stone IPA?
or is that different?

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Different.
Stone IPA is better, but I think I could drink the Pale Ale all day long for weeks upon weeks.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

you have a gordon birsch down there?
im loving me some of their hefe right now

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez has the right idea
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Another walk!
Don't fuck this up like last time, Guillen.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose Lopez is not a team player
He just walked
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Guillen doesn't believe in balls
He believes in strikes and balls that don't show him enough respect.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul up. Inning over
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul is hitting like .420 with RISP
No joke.

Do it Raul.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahaha
The O's commentator just called Ibanez a clutch hitter

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Raul on Roids hits that out.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

4605
Randy Johnson is #2 on the All Time Strikeout List.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gil Meche
is not #1 on the K list

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah you bet.
Being #1 on the all time K list isn't that impressive when your also #1 on the all time walk list.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul looks disgusted so frequently
these days.  Justifiably so, but disgusted nonetheless.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Two outs? So what?"
"So Raul is Ibanez is at the plate."
".......Oh. Good point."

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Depends on what your definition of is is.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mora's faking the injury!
...

...I guess this isn't hockey or soccer.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For every additional game we go over .500
we're going to keep referring back to the last day of the 2003 season.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Until we reach 94 wins.
Then we can say first time since 2001.

Hey, I can dream right?

by Happybelly on Jun 5, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gary Thorne
just called Yuni, Betemit.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

thats one of those balls
that Ellison was chugging for but couldnt quite get it last night...

I hope Ichiro never DH's again

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell, Mora?
You could've read a Miguel Batista novel before throwing and Kenji would still be out.

Sad.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Control problems...
MUST SWING AT TEH FIARST PITCHE OR ELSE!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 5, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

UW softball team?
I wonder if they know how to take pitches and get walks?? We could use them.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even after last night, I still hate this team.
Is it so hard to take a different offensive approach against a pitcher like this?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jason Ellison homered against Jamie Moyer
He did it last year

So if this guy is supposed to be like Jamie than maybe Ellison can work his magic again

K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's not a latin player...
you cant control him like that

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.
White folk are the hardest to control of all.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FSN tracer disagrees with you.
And he makes a pretty good argument.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Broussard walks.
What a pussy.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, time for 17 games
and a couple o' ribbys, to boot.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good job Ben
I want the Yuni-Bomber to come out
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Yuni
Be good with RISP again okay
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More walking.
NO NO NON ONONASONDOSAJFOSDNFO DAMN IT BETANCOURT.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Look at ball 1, look at ball 2, swing at ball 3.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

this team would roll in the playoffs
playoff teams dont have pitchers like burres

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Except...
The other team does a switcheroo and starts their #5 in game 1.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I were facing the Ms, that's what I'd do
bench Johan, resign Sidney Ponson and start him in all 3 games ---> result: sweep for Twins

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God damn it Yuni.
Just because it's 2-0 doesn't mean you have to swing.

Let's hope for some Grit and Hustle Magic, shall we?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate you Yuni
go back to Cuba
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just don't swing.
It's so painfully obvious.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That sucked Yuni
Willie up inning over
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

in bloom...
haha nice, has he had that forever?

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so fucking pisssed.
You stupid Fucking retards. This is so stupid. We don't deserve the playoffs if we're this stupid.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously
This fucking joker does not throw strikes.  Take a pitch or four.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Next inning, nobody swing.
You stupid fucktards.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Way to go Suckquist
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie swinging 3-1??
I wish we had 9 versions of Jack Cust tonight, the game would be 6-3.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I meant in terms of someone that never swings
Cust doesn't swing if it's not a fastball.

he'd have 14 walks by now.

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but yeah, Cust probably wasn't a great choice
I'll take 9 Travis Hafners.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jack Cust has sucked it up lately...
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Baltimore have anyone who dosen't suck
So the M's can clobber them?
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

good lord
Buress 73 pitches, 38 strikes and that doesn't include all the crap we've swung at.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

excuse me
that 38 DOES include all the crap we've swung at.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is'nt Jay Payton a Mariner
He chased a pitch out of the zone
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 pitches, 2 outs
MARINERS IN THE MAKING

by Matthew on Jun 5, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

oh Dave
the roof, the roof, the roof is closing...

clever

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I Love Dave Sims
Bavasi shouldn't be fired. He should be knackered.

by EireDuck on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, if I'm Raul, I'm a little pissed.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome.
Ichiro took umbrage to DHing yesterday, so now he's playing all 3 outfield positions.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

hahahaha
Ichiro is such a ball hog
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahahaha
Ichiro knows what Raul's UZR is.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GO
ICHIRO!! Who needs three OF'ers.

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I bet
the idiots on the PI blogs will be up in arms about ichiro not respecting his teammates or some shit.

by sammy on Jun 5, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'd be stupid
if he DID respect Raul's defense.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know...Raul would of caught that..
I don't really approve...
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the all-star club?
is the diamond terrace club doing that well that they need another tier?

by sammy on Jun 5, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Would it kill the M's to be patient at the plate
Is it too painfull to take pitches
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How roof operation should work
"Turn your key."
"We haven't been given conformation yet."
"It's raining. Turn your key."
"No."
"Turn your key dammit. I'll shoot you."
"Not if I shoot you first."
"Just turn your fucking key."

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is this Pentland's fault?
Would the hitting coach be to blame for a consistently stupid offensive approach? Or is it Hargrove, or the players themselves?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's the organization.
They favor players who put the ball in play and don't strike out. Hence this lineup.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know
But how hard would it be to look at a scouting report, or watch a guy pitch in person, and tell the players to take a few pitches? Isn't that what scouting reports, hitting coaches, and managers are for?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rule #1:
After a certain young age, hitters don't change their approaches.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it really a drastic change
to take a few pitches before swinging?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Much like changing mechanics
I bet it's really really uncomfortable.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woo! Guillen!
I'm glad that was with no one on base!

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good hitting.
Now Raul won't have to lead off the sixth.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 words for you Sims
H.G.H
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

please homer Kenji
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah.
Edgar wouldn't of had the chance, because he would of walked to first each time.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT!!!!!
Stop swinging at junk.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All right Kenji, stay back.
It takes a while to get to the plate.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what
Every Orioles game is like, high scoring early innings. Superb starting pitching.  Good defense. Bullpen blows it, so don't worry.

On a side note, I apologize on behalf of Baltimore for Gary Thorne, he has no baseball knowledge whatsoever and thinks hes the funniest person on earth.

by Baltimo on Jun 5, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Bad Mariners showed up tonight
So who knows.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He really should stick to hockey.
He's unbelievable when calling the fastest game on earth.  Baseball, not so much.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

n/s
"Superb starting pitching"

you must be watching another game

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'monnnnnnn funk blast
need me some funk blast.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kenji!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God he throws like such a pussy
This stadium has seen enough John Halama for one existence.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We should let our pitchers hit
they would be more patient then this lineup of hackers
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not a strike.
I hate umpires.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More 2 out magic?
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Turdbo
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not
Thanks Turbo
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen up.
Okay, we're almost there.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Baez warming up
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing is
Brian "Cy Young" Burres is at 96 Pitches
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well it could worse
Boston is being shut down by Lenny Dinardo, who has 6 walks and 0 k's
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DiNardo > Matsuzaka
That's funny to me.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So uh, where were you on that one Ichiro?
You'll rob Raul, but you won't rob Guillen?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro doesn't want to be shanked.
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a strike.
I hate umpires.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tigers lose
so no ground to lose in the WC
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Detroit about to lose.
Too bad we won't be gaining any ground.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damnit Yuni!
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck you
Yu Bet.

And fuck you Baltimore.

by Slica on Jun 5, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

God you suck Yuni.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck
Go ride a raft back to Cuba you stupid piece of shit.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRING BACK VINA AND VALDEZ
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Also
Block that throw Ben, you goon.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

not your fault O'Flaherty
Betancourt's got to pick it up. And Broussard has got to pick that.

by jtopps on Jun 5, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That contract is really looking like a bad idea.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yuni - I want $20 that I spent on your T-shirt
That's been on the cards for a while, though. Maybe it'll be for the best.
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that
is a big reason why we've had a bad team defense.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy jawbones, Batman.
Look at those blondes.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We got Yuni-bombed
Can someone please explain to me what the FUCK is up with Yuni?

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He wasn't like this when his family was still in
Cuba.

So obviously, we need to send his family back to Cuba.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Yuni have any options left?
Would Mike Morse be better?
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

17 games
I still love you.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Put that sign down, kid.
Yuni blows right now.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

THEY ARE NOT THE 2ND BEST HITTING
TEAM IN THE LEAUGE. QUIT SAYING THAT!!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't help the pitcher Willie
Can Burke play 3rd?
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

when did willie shave?
he doesn't look like a teenager trying to look older anymore.  back to looking like a teenager

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Couple days ago.
I think he shaved Hargrove's and Hargrove shaved his.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh good god...
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take one for the team Willie.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It goes against logic and gut-feelings
But I'm envisioning a Ballgame Funk Blast right now... Makes me smile

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Where is Red when we need him?
He needs to get out there and spread some Beltre bobblehead-crazy dance fever onto Yuni.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My beer-league
softball team takes more pitches than these guys, and we start with a 1-1 count.

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Give Burres credit
for getting in front of that rocket.  He's got a wife and kids to think about.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GRIT!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Willie's power swing
put that on the Hit tracker

by jtopps on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WILLIE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally time
For real this time.

A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
That's as close to stealing 1B as I've seen since Pierzitzkneeinthegroin.  
Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck, Ichiro.
The comma makes that a totally different sentence.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes
Ichiro's at bats are fucking annoying.

by PShwa on Jun 5, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang it Ichiro
He throws crap to willie and you swing at the second pitch
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He likes to hit
Don't get down on Ichiro.  That's all just part of the Ichiro magic.  It'll make you appreciate him even more when he does something good.

Besides, he was probably trying to hit for power and do too much, and who can blame him when he's surrounded by these monkeys?

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

baez. thank god
i have never understood why this guy sticks around in prominent roles.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he throws hard.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO!
Perlazzo goes to the pen.  

WE goes up 85% automatically.  

Baltimore Pen in, Game Over.

Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wait--
What happened?

They went back to commercial.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

lineout
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lopez flew out to LF
My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TAKE A FUCKING PTICH
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just wrote the Mariners an E-mail
Informing them they should have a Courage the Rally Lion bobble head night, Youtube link included.  Let's see if they really care about their fans.

by Dylan on Jun 5, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And if they don't
we can always make our own.

http://www.bobbleheadworld.com/customphotos1.html

Minimum order of 500. How many readers do we have again?

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sign me up for one
Would be the centerpiece of my dorm room

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on M's
You don't want to lose on a night where Texas,Oakland and Vladimer are winning  you are the only AL West team that has'nt had a lead yet
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He must be the drag factor
He and Ibanez...dragging our outfield defense down.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously Why is'nt Jay Payton a Mariner
He sure does like swinging at everything
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Vladimer just won
K-Rod is bad for baseball.

by mariners11 on Jun 5, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

seen it twice
its time to correct

V-L-A-D-I-M-I-R

by PShwa on Jun 5, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Throwing in the towel.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is if Miguel gets out.
Bad if he gets on.

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Halos Heaven's hockey thread
makes me embarrassed to be a Californian.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't believe it
We Californians have no shame.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Jun 5, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think
all of Halo's Heaven would make you embarrassed to be a Californian, not just the hockey thread.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah.
Point, MFAN.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WOO HOO!!
a point!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH NO A DROPPED CALL MY BOYFRIEND IS A SLUT!
It's ok though, because he's a total moron who's very bad with adjectives and other descriptive words.

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the sounds she makes, I think it's more like
OH YES A DROPPED CALL! OH YES! OOOOOHHH YES!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so jealous
Of you fuckers with your fancy tv's.  I can't even get the mlb gamecast to work today so I'm living vicariously through you.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

BASTARD
My ex has my 42" HDTV!

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you haven't seen the commcerial
the chick is asking her friend about the flowers and jokes that her boyfriend must of done something really bad in order to give her flowers. Then they have a dropped call, so she assumes from the silence that her friend is hesitating to answer, so she laughs nervously and makes this real gutteral moan sound that sounds like she's about to have an orgasm.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you ask me
she sounds pretty convinced before  the drop call ruins her only chance at true love

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hot

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If somebody asks me later tonight
"how was the game?" and I accidentally say "pong" without thinking, I will not be surprised.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

here comes baez
I fucking hate folk music

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DON'T SWING
DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING DON'T SWING

good

by JI on Jun 5, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's have a good AB now.
wait for a fatty.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Vidro gonna swing at himself?
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i couldnt hate bud selig anymore than i do now
im in charlotte, nc.  how in the hell am i a sub-regional for the orioles??  so retarded.

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By all means
I'd be happy with eight or nine consecutive beanballs.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

David Corcoran
Did we ever find out if his parents discovered that he was drunk?

by i want junior on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Heh.
What happened was my parents came home, I told them I was taking a nap, and then Pap woke me up to ask me how one goes about getting a website because he wants one for our pet supply store.

So I, moderately drunk, ahd to explain this complicated process to him ,and went back to my nap.

Then dinner, I ate really fast and my Mom was wondering why I ate my green beans so fast because usually I take forever to eat them, but you know how that is.

A couple hours later I felt sober and said I was going out, and my parents said "NO! YOU'RE TOO TIRED!" and I convinced them that I was not too "tired" and they let me go.

by I'm NOT Corco on Jun 5, 2007 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT SWING !
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh?
Was Kenji just laughing at him for getting chewed out?
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NOBODY SWING AT ANYTHING!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

all hail danny baez
doing his best to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus.
Anyone know how much money Baez made today??

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too much...
http://asp.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/salaries/default.aspx?loc=interstitialskip

$5m+ for '07

I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least we have the right guy at the plate!
You want a professional hitter up there with the bases jacked!

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the O's bullpen has come in
to blow the game, as per usual.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 5, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's hard to lose
when the Bad Mariners show up.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took a nap until the 7th inning
Ah... all refreshed to see the start of the game.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so, how many times does Simms remind us
that Vidro is a veteran, professional hitter?
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

dyno-mite!
wait, this is jamie walker....

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh..... Vidro
If only you were stronger!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That should count as a homer for Vidro.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My head would of exploded if that would of left
the park.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit!
I thought that was gone
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Professional hitters know how to manufacture runs.
They don't waste energy hitting it all the way out of the park.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Strikeout coming up.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Broussard...
Earn yourself some more playing time.

by i want junior on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Jamie Walker.
The Wisdom of Walker
The Pride of McMinnville, TN weighs in

".500 don't mean shit to me."

"I come to the field each day to beat the other team's ass. And that's it."

"If it fits in a skillet, I kill it."

"I don't drink generic beer. I drink Budweiser, man."

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just 'cause we needed it.
Extra, extra, extra super Rally Courage.

(too bad we can't embed Flash files like we can images, it's the only way I know how to super-turbo this thing...)

Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YES!!!!
Free runs!

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Need a double now
With Joh running.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hahahah
This bullpen is way comical.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is....
...fucking priceless
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woot
i like wild pitches.

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO HOO WILD PITCHES
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH!!!
TURBROUSSARD!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting a "false hope game" vibe.
I'll believe this comeback when I see it.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BEN HUSTLE!!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think what he means
is that the fans, coaches, and rest of the team are unlucky to have such a horrid bullpen.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Redeem yourself Yubet.
Or we'll send your mom back to Castro!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Betancourt
gets a chance at more redemption. Didn't know Broussard could run that fast.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 5, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Baltimo knock himself out?
Maybe he just was like "fuck it" and drank the whole fifth of Wild Turkey.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw shit Betancourt.
Here comes the pop out.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TIE GAME!!!
YUNI TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.
Man, does the O's pen suck.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not that I care, really,
But am i watching a tightly contested professional ballgame, or two mediocre clubs dink it out like a couple of drunk wiry teenagers in a slapfight?

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!!
I love you again!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bloomquist is hitting .245
Something is amiss.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst. Bullpen. Ever.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sam Perlozzo
"Fuck, I picked a wrong team to quit sniffing glue"

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just when i thought he couldnt get any dumber....
he goes and does something like that....AND TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF!

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

YUNI!!
YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!! YUNI!!

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow
Yuni can fucking rake(on occasion).

by PShwa on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

you know what would cap this off??
a willie rbi
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah babbyyy
Yuni keeps coming up big.  Now about those errors...

by Dylan on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Interesting sidenote:
We're the only team with no extra inning games this year.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Beltre hurt?
Because if he's not I better not see WFB

by tsbicca on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He tried to argue his way into the lineup
but Hargrove wasn't having any of it. I doubt he pinch-hits.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe...
The Orioles GM should make an effort to sign the UW Softball chicks. Can't hurt.
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Perlozzo's
going to call in some mafia hits on his bullpen soon.

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Three cheers for Yuni! What's that?
Vidro has dibs on the number three? Five cheers for Yuni!

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i love how i havent been able to watch
either of these games on either extra innings or mlb.tv

awesome.  thanks bud, but i dont know ANY O's fans in the entire city of charlotte.  jackass.  i hope you get run over by a truck...thats on fire.

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn you Gamecast
What is happening?  Do they fear ignition so much that they're making a pitching change?

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh and
There's a diary about Scruffy (much props) posting a site that lets you watch TV shows on your computer. I had trouble with that site a while ago (maybe it was my mac?) so I found a couple other sites.  I posted it over there but I figured it was important enough to post here:

www.alluc.org (best overall site I've found)

www.allsp.com (Every south park episode)

www.showstash.com (If you can't find it on alluc.org try here)

Again, much props to Scruffy and hope you guys enjoy these.

by Dylan on Jun 5, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 Outs...
... let the games begin.
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Vidro.
Way to tilt your head back to avoid the ugly double chin.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

According to the scoreboard
His favorite food is hot dogs.

I shit you not.

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright, Ich
Similar spot to last evening.  How about a similar result?

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wow
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!!
Who are these guys???

by Happybelly on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet!
Goddamn you Angels, why don't you ever lose?!

We should be damn near tied with you by now!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO DOES IT AGAIN!!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!!
Re-Sign Him Now!!!

Get him a Cape!!

Etc, Etc

I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ICHIRO!
WOOOOOO, do we even need the last out?  Might as well just bring in Putz

by tsbicca on Jun 5, 2007 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't realize it was the 7th
Can we just skip the 8th and go to Wooo Putz time?

by tsbicca on Jun 5, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to use your good relievers, Dudley.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

manzanillo's cup
I was at that game.  I remember telling my buddy.  "He ran off the field, probably nothing"

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ahh yes, the screen name
didn't know what you meant for a sec

by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 5, 2007 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The sad part is
the way Manzanillo was pitching before the injury, we probably would've only made one of those two crappy trades at the deadline that year.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. My. Lord.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ummmm..
Wow....just....wow.

by derban on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

bring bring in Sherrill
im not really in the mood for Morrow
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well you get in the mood
DAMN IT!

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my thoughts exactly
i am low on antacid.

they are playing keep away from Raul...

by jtopps on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It must suck to be Perlozzo
I almost feel sorry for him.  It'd be nice if we could just absolutely smoke them tomorrow, I think it would be a little less harsh than giving him false hope.
I'm more like I am now than I've ever been.

by ralphie81 on Jun 5, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morrow does not fill me with confidence any more.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Morrow
I like you a lot less than I used to
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It'd be a lot cooler
if Millar wasn't fouling off all these strikes.  Brandon only has so many to go around.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That might be the best offspeed pitch he has
thrown all year long.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The slider!!
Ohhhhh pretty

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice pitch
Ruh rohhhh

by Dylan on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL!!!!
Ibanez gets nothing!!
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

K!
was that a splitter???
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Man, Raul has got to be PISSED!
First Ichiro robs him, then Yubet robs him.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 9:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh.....
Cocks head

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cock, balls
im just trying to make a point frank.  you dont have to celebrate it.

by deacvision7 on Jun 5, 2007 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jebus Yuni....
...what is wrong with you???
I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ew
That left me with a bad taste in my mouth.

by JamelahK on Jun 5, 2007 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup
Thats what she said

by kentroyals5 on Jun 5, 2007 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT! Brandon Lyon just made the
craziest play I have ever seen in my life by a pitcher!! OH MY GOD!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Top of the 11th, 3-3 tie, 1 out, runner on 2B
Batter hits one in no mans land in left, byrnes dives, kinda catches it, but drops it. Reynolds runs out and gets the ball. Aurilia is running to third, Reynolds throws to third, Lyons sliding on his back catches the ball in mid slide and trips up Aurila. And then while still sliding on his back, reaches up, tags Aurilia, and does a weird kickmeup to get back on his feet.

Freaking insane.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA
THAT WAS AWESOME, completely blocked the base from Aurillia.

FEAR THE LYON!

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

New strategy for playing the Orioles
Don't swing at any pitches to get the pitch count up, and then bombs away on the BP.

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Mora
goes down...I like Melvin Mora...he fought his ass off there.

TOO DAMN BAD!!!

by Slica on Jun 5, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Brandon Morrow
Impact Reliever

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 10:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck yeah!
First time I've gotten to see Morrow... I like

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ok, my faith in Morrow went back up
at least when no one is on base.
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So apparently Morrow
is starting to realize he might have to use two pitches to get hitters out.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 10:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What makes Oakland so special?
How come they can beat Boston twice in a row?

Do they think they're better than everyone?

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No sir, they're saying I-boo-nez
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boo-urns
Someone got it!

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, new strategy against the O's:
Injure the starting pitcher.  Commence run scoring.

by Manzanillos Cup on Jun 5, 2007 10:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All three of these guys coming up
hit us well.
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOSE!! CHRIS YOUNG!!!!
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I KNOW!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha
just wanted to make sure!

that thing was crushed

Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you see Eric Byrnes freaking out? Awesome.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, what did he do??
Byrnes is always good for some comedy
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was running around and jumping up and down.
Then he found CoJack and started shaking him.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha awesome
I love that team
Broussard for 1st...and LF

by MFAN on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

CHRIS YOUNG!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How many Lookout Landers Live in So Cal?
What, you think you're so much better than the rest of the Mariner fans, you have to live in So Cal?

Pfffft

by TheMarinator on Jun 5, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i wish we had baez to close this out
My blood pressure has been way too good lately.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 5, 2007 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's a good thing his bat broke.
If it doesn't, that's gone.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

now THAT'S bad luck
A bad day at the ballpark is better than a good day at work ~Courage the Rally Lion

by Rollo Tomasi on Jun 5, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Putz woo?
Don't pull a Sasaki and make it exciting, damnit!

by Bender on Jun 5, 2007 10:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

kind of...
it was more of a terrible situational bunt right down the 3B side... but yeah, decent play

by thenatural on Jun 5, 2007 10:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Willie!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looked safe to me.
Only Willie makes that happen!

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nevermind, way out.
Breathtaking defense.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wasn't that impressive, Sims
Sims is probably suffering from IluvWillieitis.

by JLC on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

BRob scares me.
With how he's been hitting fastballs the past 2 games.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to say
I was just driving home, listening to the game on my radio. For some reason I didn't have a good feeling about the save situation, going into the inning.

Then Bloomquist made that play. Now I'm back to feeling confident.

by Katal LM on Jun 5, 2007 10:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What am I having for Breakfast?
Grits... if it's good enough for Willie, it's good enough for me

by rlintott on Jun 5, 2007 10:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good thing Patterson
can't bunt to save his life.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!