English Mariner

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 12:33 PM PDT Comment 33 comments

Hey, has anyone heard anything from English Mariner since the night he was attending the game at Safeco?

I remember there being a diary with him discussing leaving to go to the ballpark (from his hotel across the street), but then nobody ever saw him at the game, or heard from him in the following days.

Is he back, and I just haven't seen him post anything? Or is this still an ongoing mystery?

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We were discussing that at the game last night

Bretticus has guessed that he died. I would hope not, though given the sudden, complete disappearance without explanation, I can see it.

One would think, however, that even in our jaded times, that a murder or something, or even reports of a missing Englishman in Seattle (witness the drama two weeks ago with that one guy in Issaquah), would've ended up on the news.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I would sure think so.

As I understood it, he was literally staying across the street from Safeco. You'd think that any foul play right before game time would be noticed in that area, unless he was gullible enough to wander off into an alley with somebody sinister or something.

"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hi ho...

Hi guys and girls. A member of my baseball team told me that you guys were asking about me! I'm genuinely very touched that you have shown such concern. When I was in Seattle I got ill after a meal in the Fox Cafe in town so my holiday went slightly downhill after that. However I still had a great time and I loved your City and of course the M's! I hope to be over again next year, so hopefully the LL meetups are still happening then and I can finally join in!

Thanks guys and take care.

by EnglishMariner on Jun 10, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Glad you're okay

Hey, traveling illnesses happen. We'll try and meet again when you come back into town.

by Gomez on Jun 11, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whew!

Glad to hear he's okay!

"Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"

by Thingray on Jun 11, 2007 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I think we are all wondering about that

In theory, he posted a link to his baseball team in England, didn't he? Maybe we could contact them and see if they know anything, just for peace of mind.

by Deanna on Jun 5, 2007 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I remember he posted a link,

but so far I'm not having any luck finding it in the archives.

"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Link

here

From this comment.

by david h on Jun 5, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Excellent!

When I get home from work later, I'll try to remember to write them an email explaining the situation and asking. (It wouldn't hurt for a few of us to write, though.) Hopefully it was just a silly mixup rather than something bad.

by Deanna on Jun 5, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I will try to do so later as well.

Unfortunately, I was just blessed with a huge "rush" project at work, so I'm pretty much done with the internet for the next few hours.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

My Theory.

English Mariner was indeed at the first game. Saw the group, and what a mishmash of funny-lookin' yanks we all were, and decided to abandon the thought of sitting with a bunch of freaks, lest we get some VORP or somethin' on him...

Or he decided to one-up us all, and morph into Red...

Since there's no "u" in "retire" this'll have to do: Retiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiire.

by PositivePaul on Jun 5, 2007 1:09 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Y'know... as much of a diss as that'd be

I'd hope that's what he did, because it'd mean that he's not dead or otherwise injured.

Also, I treat my VORP with Intangibrex, so the chances of infection are low.

by Gomez on Jun 5, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anybody remember Manteo

that guy droped off the face of the earth

I've pretty much told anyone that knows me that if I die make sure to let the blogs know to avoid such confusion

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 1:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

Disappearing from a blog is one thing,

but vanishing between a hotel and the ballpark is a little different.

Hopefully he just decided we're all a bunch of dorks, and bailed out.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

As good a time as any

to pop up -- I'm still alive... for a number of personal reasons I had to pretty much stop blogging for a while. I felt bad about disappearing and never came back to say I was okay -- didn't know y'all would miss me :-) Or maybe you didn't...

Anyway, as Angel said, "I lurk." I won't be able to do much commenting, but I'm around.

And it looks like you've done a bang-up job taking over the FG video previews :-)

by Billy Everyteen on Jun 5, 2007 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Of course I missed my mentor of Youtube

you should defiantly post some when football comes back

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Jun 5, 2007 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

will do

by Billy Everyteen on Jun 5, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Lookout Landing

Fightin' crime and solvin' mysteries!

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Zoinks!

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Most recent comment

that night of the 15th, about 6pm.

by david h on Jun 5, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

You know

it's entirely possible that he just moved and became IrishMariner instead.

by Jeff on Jun 5, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

That's actually made me think about it...

Hopefully if that's the case, he'll pop in and let us know..

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's actually "what" made me...

think about it. It helps if I actually type all the words I intended.

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmmmm

I'm fairly certain he was beaten to death and eaten by a rabid Sasquatch. It is the Pacific Northwest for crying out loud! It's the only theory that makes sense in my opinion, unless sucked through a time warp in the mens room at Safeco Field.

by chrisisasavage on Jun 5, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Those toilets do flush pretty hard!!

Maybe he fell in?

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's the Pacific Northwest...

...so he became a rock star and died of a heroin overdose.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 5, 2007 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not that I wish him dead...

...I'm just sayin'. I'm sure he's alive and well somewhere.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 5, 2007 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe we should send Red / Courage

on a quest to find him (along with our mojo!)

"Hi, I'm Keanu Reeves. I've beaten the world of acting, and now I'm beating the world of breakfast sausage."

by Thingray on Jun 5, 2007 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would that make him Henry the Red?

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

by Ben in Va on Jun 5, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd rather send Weaver

That way, if he gets lost, we don't care that much.

No, sir, they're saying Boo-vasi.

by Mariner John on Jun 5, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

If only it were that easy...

... I'm separate and new. By the sounds of it, EnglishMariner wouldn't have asked who Norm Charlton is - as I did in my first post a couple of weeks ago.

Whomever, and wherever, he is - I hope EnglishMariner is safe & well.

I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 5, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs