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by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 8:44 PM PDT in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

"'Seriously, the Red Sox are like, the universal language of the people,' says Sarah, who came to Monday's game from Spokane with her friends Christina and Jodi - all transplants from Connecticut. `You want to root for them - especially here in Seattle, because the Mariners suck.'

Have a nice drive, ladies.

Biggest Contribution: Jose Lopez, +31.2%
Biggest Suckfest: Richie Sexson, -35.2%
Most Important At Bat: Lopez double, +36.7%
Most Important Pitch: Green error, -15.9%
Total Contribution by Pitcher(s): +76.8%
Total Contribution by Position Players: -26.8%
Total Contribution by Opposition: 0.0%

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Somebody needs to kick Sarah in the box

and push her down the stairs.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions

I hope she decides that the Mariners are now

winners, and that she needs to see more of their games this weekend. I want to run into her at Safeco this Friday and kick her in her box. And push her down the stairs.

by Katal LM on Jun 27, 2007 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions

Can we finally get too the

dreaded double digit above .500 plateau? I can't wait to find out.

Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions

Do you not

factor luck into the WE Jeff?

Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions

Huh?

Because of my power situation, I only got to watch the last few innings (from a friend's house, no less).

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

You see Davis in the 10th?

He was horrible! It took some terrific fielding to get out of it.

Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 27, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions

I just now noticed

they gave Jason Davis Moyer's old number.

I would have thought it would take a player with a bit more talent to wear that so soon.

by Happybelly on Jun 27, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions

I don't know if I'd use the word talent

Davis has some talent. He can throw fairly hard.

I don't know how much pure talent Moyer actually has. I like to think Moyer is evidence that people of average talent and extraordinary makeup can excel at baseball.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 28, 2007 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions

I hope Sarah was at all 3 games

and that she was crushed and devastated after all games.

I hope she's crying, because the one time she got she her "beloved" Sox play this year, they all lost all 3 times!!

Oh and Pineiro still sucks.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions

They'll be back in August.

Let's make it 11.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions

11, would be so sweet

the only thing missing from the domination is a Papelbon blown save. I'll look forward to seeing that in August.

Wow, I'm getting cocky.

by MFAN on Jun 27, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions

And I hope her boyfriend left her because she's

a dumb bitch.

Oh and that Wilbur guy NAILED our hate for the Red Sox fans and the reasons why in that article.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah.

Terrific article.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions

Link?

-- Baseball fan, M's fan.

by derek on Jun 27, 2007 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions

It's in the original post.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions

Also, I didn't know the universal language of the

people was douche.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions

Sarah, Christina and Jodi

Spokane white trash who believe that a pink sox hat classes em up one day a year. You are not fooling anyone ladies. And give Adam Morrison's illegitimate children a big hug for me.

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions

Wow now

How about leave we Spokane and Morrison out of this. The poeple are transplants from Connecticut.

by InSpokane on Jun 28, 2007 10:12 AM PDT up reply actions

Representing

Mariners fans in Spokane I would ask for a modicum of forgiveness.

Get my fries order right next time Sarah.

We do have a lot of white trash here. There is no defense for the truth.

by Shawk on Jun 27, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions

Perhaps too far...

No offense to North Spokane M's fans intended! Although I wouldn't be suprised if Jodi has a couple of toddlers with thin moustaches...

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions

NORTH SPoKANE IN THE HIZZOUSE!!!

by JI on Jun 27, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions

YEEEAAAAHHH BOOOOOYYYYY!!!

Yo Jodi, you gonna just sit there like I ain't hungry?

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions

helzz yeah

n/t

by peterpeter on Jun 28, 2007 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions

stupid bitches...

I'm glad that they have a sad and dejected trip back to eastern Washington to think about which teams bandwagon they will hop on now...

What a fantastic day today was...

by thenatural on Jun 27, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions

They strike me as Broncos fans this year.

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions

Heading right for the Rodney Stuckey draft party

Maybe the Detroit Pistons are the universal language of the people?

by Shawk on Jun 27, 2007 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions

Best Series since 2001?

by JI on Jun 27, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions

It was pretty good

We swept the best team in the AL.
The Angels got swept by the Royals, AT HOME!

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Seconded about the Wilbur article

being a great read. I remember being on vacation in Cape Cod with my family in the mid-90s and being able to go up to Fenway on a whim with my dad to catch a ballgame. Last year a friend of mine had to wakeup at 6a the day the tickets went on sale to wait in a cyber line for seats.

And speaking of Cape Cod, if you ever find yourself up there in the summer, do yourself a favor and checkout the Summer League. It's about as pure a game as you can find.

by DCMariner on Jun 27, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions

Are we really the first team to sweep the Red Sox?

This season i mean

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 27, 2007 9:28 PM PDT reply actions

Yes, yes we are.

If that doesn't make you happy I don't know what will.

VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 28, 2007 3:28 AM PDT up reply actions

OHHH PRINCE

Did anyone see Prince Fielder's flying headfirst slide into 2nd today against the Astros. How does Mark Loretta still have his left leg?

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions

Just saw it...

I'm sure Loretta's got a second knee in there now. That Prince Fielder's a massive guy - the way he went in there was hilarious.

I wish this event were tonight. When is it? February. Then why are you wearing a tux? It's after 6 - what am I, a Farmer?

by IrishMariner on Jun 27, 2007 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions

He was like Superman

if Superman had Mo Vaughn's body and never got any higher than a foot off the ground.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

I saw it

and proceeded to crap all over myself. Easily the most ridiculous slide and knee hyper-extension avoidance of all time.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 28, 2007 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions

real Sox fan to Spokane girls:

"Cheer up ladies, this wasn't as bad as Buckner".
"What's a buckner?"

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions

LOLOLOLOL

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions

Also

Jose's reaction to Yuni charging him after the walkoff double was priceless. "AAAH DON'T KILL ME!"

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions

Yeah, Jose was genuinely scared!

Oh no, here comes that crazy Cuban! Please don't throw anything at me, please don't throw anything at me...

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions

Hahaha yeah

He pushed Yuni away when he was in mid-air.

by PShwa on Jun 27, 2007 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Come on,

Yuni wouldn't be able to hit him with anything.

by PetRock on Jun 27, 2007 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions

But all Yuni really wanted to say was

"Awesome Pop-up Bro! That's totally what I'm trying to do every time!"

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions

This team needs to work on walkoff celebrations

More comeback victories, plz.

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

haha I just watched the replay

His teammates literally ripped the jersey off his back!

by Gomez on Jun 27, 2007 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions

I love the enthusiam, but...

Lets hope Ichiro doesn't hit too many of those! I would fear for his life with this bunch. Vidro might eat him.

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions

mmmm sushi

by PShwa on Jun 27, 2007 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions

I kinda feel bad for the old Sawx fans actually...

I mean, that 2004 series really was for THEM. And I gotta believe all this RSN crap in visiting stadiums devalues it a little bit for the ones who really suffered.
...Nevermind, fuck em all! (punching self in neck)

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:51 PM PDT reply actions

Yep. Like the article said. It all of those Sox

fans were legit, I wouldn't have much of a problem with it. Because hey, good for them for showing that much loyalty for their team. But 90% of those fans are bandwagon fans who don't know anything about the team.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions

Yeah, it's funny how lame they have become

I hope Peter Gammons doesn't kill himself.

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

hahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Overheard last night:
M's fan, to bandwagoneer: "We win! Hell yeah!"
Dejected bandwagoneer: "Best record... in the... AL! Yeah!"
Straight northwestin'.

Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Jun 27, 2007 9:53 PM PDT reply actions

Oh also

I have seen the Real Papi, and his name is Edgar. (Mariner 11:1995)

Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Jun 27, 2007 10:00 PM PDT reply actions

In honor of the Angel's series

I rehash an old picture:

"Regression" is fat people speak for "don't touch my fucking cake, asshole."

by TIF @ Lookout Landing on Jun 27, 2007 10:05 PM PDT reply actions

Oh yes

When do they next come to town? I can't wait to boo Team Short White Guys (that's you, Willits).
The Royals!? The damn Royals?

Game over.

by Bigfoot Hunter on Jun 27, 2007 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions

Whatever happened to the Bret Boone homeless

picture? The photoshop job that the started it all.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

You rang?

(credit: Garces)

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 27, 2007 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm glad I could bring so much joy

and happiness to the world.

by Garces on Jun 27, 2007 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions

Boone: Remember when I had big forearms?

I hate drug testing.

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions

that brings me out of the woodwork.

ktn_ak

by Ketchikan on Jun 27, 2007 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions

Haha awesome.

That's a classic!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 27, 2007 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions

Screw MLB Licensing

That's a clear parody. Blur the "S" slightly on his helmet, just to be sure, and bam, that's a sweet shirt...

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 28, 2007 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions

Any else about to get fired/flunk out?

Wasted a solid 4 hours today watching this team, and I take the CA bar exam in less than a month! (well not wasted, cause we won of course). Damn you mlb.tv and your moderately priced monthly payment plan. DAMN YOU!!!

by ryanb on Jun 27, 2007 10:08 PM PDT reply actions