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6/26: Open Game Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Crisp CF Ichiro CF Pedroia 2B Lopez 2B Ortiz DH Vidro DH Youkilis 1B Sexson 1B Drew RF Johjima C Lowell 3B Guillen RF Varitek C Beltre 3B Hinske LF Betancourt SS Cora SS Ballgame LF ---------- ----------

Gabbo! (1-0, 3.60)          Hernandez (4-4, 4.00)

This worked last time.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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gabbo Gabbo GABBO!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 26, 2007 2:50 PM PDT reply actions  

You can call me "Ray"
You can call me "Jay"!

Uuuggghhhh...

Look, Smithers, Gah-bo is coming!

Okay, I'm done with the Simpsons quotes.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 26, 2007 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gabbo, Gabbo???
Like the sound a Turkey makes???  Dude, seriously needs to change his name.  Hmmmm....I'll do it for him, I think you will now be Muslim, Mr. Gabbo, and now pitching for the Boston Red Sox, "Kasson Ahmad Mouhamad Rakman Rashard"!

And Kason, what type of first name is that?  Actually it is pretty damn good one, it is like his parents named him Jason, until they realised he was going to be a strikeout fiend, and changed it to Kason....Hey wait a minute is this one of Roger's kids???

Go M's

by OBF on Jun 26, 2007 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Sox logo is hilarious.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 3:00 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A GHOST CAR!!!
there are ghost cars all over these highways, you know.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 26, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The sox blog?
There's about a bazillion Sox blogs.  Link?
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Jun 26, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I did some damage control
While still being sure to mention that I'm not a fan of the Sox or the majority of their fans.  I'm sure Jeff could've said it better, but I felt something needed to be said before they came over here.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 26, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so tired
of people expecting me to be "classy". I'm a dick. Why force a charade?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

This prompts me to ask a larger baseball question
why the push for every player to be classy?

You don't see Bears fans demanding Brian Urlacher be classy, just that he does not end up in jail like Tank.

by InSpokane on Jun 26, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's the easiest insult
when you can't come up with anything regarding performance.

Plus, I think everyone likes to see their team as "the good guys." And it's kind of hard to defend that position if you have, say, a relief pitcher hitting his wife.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I much prefer 'us/them' to 'good/bad'
But maybe I'm just saying that because I got named biggest evil genius in the yearbook...

by Graham MacAree on Jun 26, 2007 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

got cha
you guys let me know if these silly questions annoy you too much

by InSpokane on Jun 26, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Question
was more focused on why a player like Raul is more liked more than a player like Jose G. Neither great but Raul is loved because he's a "nice guy".

 

by InSpokane on Jun 26, 2007 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They know we exist? Aren't we just
the "little people" to a team like the Red Sox?

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 26, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeff
Good call and bringing god into this again he seemed to help Weaver last night.

he he.

by InSpokane on Jun 26, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

My LL Shirt came in today.
Woooo!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to buy another.
I can't decide.

Screw you guys for making such awesome images.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mine came today too
do they shrink at all? I think a large might be too big, but I dunno.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jun 26, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd expect a little shrinking
although I haven't actually washed mine yet. We'll see.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I'm not gonna do laundry till the
weekend, so I'll report if it does. It feels a little stiff, so hopefully a wash will break it in a little.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jacque Jones? Really?
I didn't think anyone besides Sam Walker valued Jacque Jones that highly.

by Gomez on Jun 26, 2007 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or not.
Apparently it just fell apart.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Manny.
Although also no Ibanez/Broussard.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oaktown over Injuns now
and I think they ought to be able to hold it w/ harden out of the pen

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he was just tired
and complaining. Whatever. Oakland has enough lefties to stilfe Cleveland. Pisses me off so much to see how Jack Cust is doing for them.... the guy's got 35 hits and 31 walks. In 150PA or so. Damn.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 6:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen's back!......actually I think I liked it
better with Brouusard out there. Guillen's bat has pretty much died since May.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

ERA Watch
Felix : 4.00
Kason: 3.60

those better pass each other tonight

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

So...
Bloomquist, the only guy to get the backup MIF starts, now gets to get the corner outfield starts that should go to Broussard/Ellison too?

by Corco on Jun 26, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

He's Princess Willie.
Of course he does.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

against a lefty
and also considering Willie >>> Ben in terms of defense in LF.

It's probably not bad.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hell
against a lefty, this is better than having Raul in there.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't care if it's Tuesday
I'm probably watching this one from the bar.

by Gomez on Jun 26, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

FSN Northwest
Wow, did anyone see the commercial with Brad, Angie, Bill, and Cara (announcer team) posing as animated microphones, complete with animated J.J. Putz showing off the new movement he's getting on his two-seam fastball?

Wierdest commercial ever.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

top 9, 4-3 A's
probably far from over with the Indians lineup vs. Embree.

Go A's!!

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

no they had lost
no embree involved. Just a young guy named castilla who looks to be their Raffy soriano

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahhh, gameday must be messed up then
cause it still has the game going on in the top of the 9th.

I think it's still going on, but I wouldn't put it past gameday to make this kind of mistake.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no no you're right
I've got two good neurons right now, and they're arguing

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

fuck me
jesus christ, fuck me.

this is my brain shows egg
this is my brain after I had a kid shows IHOP skillet

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's ok, it happens
but I think you just gave this game the ultimate jinx,lol.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go A's!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

They're inerviewing douchebag Sox fans.
Oh god.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Just lay off his fastballs Sox
Then go after the off speed stuff!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

With July looming...
and the M's possibly becoming buyers, who's likely trade bait in the minors?  Are there any untouchables?

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Clement? Is he untouchable?
He's really been heating up lately.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

With any smart GM
Jones and probably Clement should be untouchables, but with Bavasi, nobody's safe.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Adam Jones untouchable?
I remember when Jose Cruz, Jr was a so-called untouchable and we traded him for a crappy left-handed reliever and a wife-beater.

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Does Rob Johnson have much value
or will teams ask for Clement instead?

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Johnson doesn't have much value.
Of course, if teams are looking for a long-term backstop, he's a better bet than Clement is to stick.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys without MLB.tv are missing out
He's really mowing em down!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

2 straight hits. All fastballs.
And we're off!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god
So it begins.  Fastballs, it's what's for dinner.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO HOO ALL FASTBALLS!!
seriously, when will he realize??

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction
Next pitch will be a fastball.

by nfreakct on Jun 26, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

And the bases are loaded.
I predict a double here.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap!!
Felix just beaned Ortiz, and now there's a brawl!!

Oh my God Red Sux fans are joining in!! It's a fucking massacre!!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

We need a
1-2-3 double play

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Crikey.
Fastball F-Her's here.

97.
97.
97.
97.

Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 26, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

A non fastball! WOOOO!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yea Felix
You shoulda threw those earlier.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
Go home Red Sox fans
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok that was a hanging curveball.
Where's my remote.....
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The sad thing is
I wouldn't mind seeing Jeff Weaver right now.

by nfreakct on Jun 26, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
FELIX! YOU SUCK LATELY! MIX UP YOUR PITCHES!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

For those who aren't ableto see
He's pumping more breaking balls to get himself out of this.  Youk hit a hanger over the plate.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastball, curve, slider, change
K
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
at least he won't be throwing fastballs for the first 3 innings. maybe something finally clicked!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw Griffey.
I want a real pitching coach.
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Or
A GIDP...
Fry ME, Blow!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Fastballs = singles and walks
Breaking pitches = outs and Ks.

Seriously, this doesn't take a genius.

by nfreakct on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

so he starts throwing breaking balls after
the bases are loaded.  Yah.  Right.  Do that earlier.

by BeltredNOT on Jun 26, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO
Beltre>Lowell
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE
Am I glad to have you back in that corner buddy.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
We're out of the inning with only 1 run given up.  Amazing.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow.
Fastball DP? See Felix? That's what happens when you mix up your pitches.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Its not like his non-fastball stuff
looks very good either.  The only reason that they are working is that his fastball actually has good velocity today.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

How badly
Did we rock him or did we just barely beat him
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow same exact matchup
Pacman Jones was in the lineup too
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's the
chance that it'd be Gabbard vs. Felix again.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

he seemed to go away from the fastball
after the 3 hits to start, maybe he learned his lesson.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO
lets hope felix takes this inning as a learning experience.  

by Eldukey on Jun 26, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine Felix's talent
Wih Jeff Weaver's pitch selection.  Good God.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff said that same thing
only using Beak instead of Weaver.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

mlb.tv
finally let me log in right before felix's double play.

stupid mlb.tv.  I can only stay up for a few innings before I fall asleep!  Dont they know that?

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm in now too
but I have to watch on 400k, which sucks...

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or has Lopez been alot more patient
lately?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo Lopey
Vidro don't you dare GIDP here you Ogre
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Took me a while to figure out
FSN broadcasts M's games in high-def on comcast's 'mojo' channel.

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate Alan Embree.
When I liked the BoSox two years ago, he killed that team too.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Cleveland
Scored 5 in the ninth to win.  Must have been a GS.

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

huh
That doesnt make sense.  They were down by one, then scored five.  If they'd hit a three run hr they'd have already won with the two runs.

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oops
they were down by two, nevermind

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oakland has lost 5 in a row.
So much for that surge.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good job Mr. Single
Don't suck Richie

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Well I'm glad I missed
the Felix part of the 1st inning.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for our old friend
the Grand Funklami.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO!
GO JOH!  POWER PITCH TIME!

by BeltredNOT on Jun 26, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it me
Or does this team only draw walks against the Red Sox?

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Richie
Now don't screw up Kenji
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not a strike.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Still blocked out of mlb.tv
Is there a secret handshake or something?

by Paytheline on Jun 26, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

not really
I just kept refreshing the login screen.  once I got the login but it wouldnt let me in. the second time I got it (out of about twenty refreshes) I got in.

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he hit him!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Annoying ass curveballs.
I already saw this movie and his name was Snyder.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OHHHHHHHHHHH1
Gabbard hit him.  Game is tied.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch! but i'll take it
Kenji has back spasms
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Power PLUNK!!
Joh goes to 1st with the D'oh!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T YOU HIT KENJI!
IT MAKE IHM MAD!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

HBP!!!
shank them Guillen!

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH KENJI
taking what they give us!!!

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Woohoo, Johjima gets plunked!
He makes up for not walking by standing right on top of the plate!

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen, if you fuck up,
I'll shove sand up your ass and fuck you

/something my buddy was told by his boss at the NYFD

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back to back HBP
Just as good as back to back walks.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Neihaus
Thinks Gabbard is getting squeezed.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

WOO! 3 walks in one inning!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!
KISS IT BOSOX!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Who taught these guys
how to not swing at pitches?  
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

ahahahahaha
wasn't even close (according to Gameday)

by BeltredNOT on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Take until he throws you 2 strikes.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way
to the guy asking earlier, Lopez's walk rate is up 30% this year.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre
Yeah, so, a grand slam would be interesting.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't do the patented swing at first pitch
When pitcher has command problems
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit
mlbtv says im logged on from multiple computers now.

SOMEONE IS GOING TO BURN

by dlinsley on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

33 pitches in 1st inning
and only 1 out. Gabbard is not long for this game.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Lord
What are you tap-dancing for Beltre?  Just stand there.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit, 2-0 count
Swing for the fences and I won't blame you.

Holy fuck, 3-0 count.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

TAKE AGAIN!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO
bullpen gets fired up

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ball 4.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOO! FOUR WALKS!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent!!
Our walk rates are doubling before our eyes!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG
BELTRE WALKS TOO! LOL CRAZYNESS

by BeltredNOT on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!
YOU SUCK GABBARD!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALK
SHOT OF DEPRESSED BOSTON FAN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

woohoo
SWEETNESS.

This is great after watching John Cena 'wrestle'.

by Slica on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni will won't he
He's got Angel Berroa syndrome
Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni up
Here comes the patented pop-up.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

If Betancourt walks. the universe will explode.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

wow
I love all the walks.
Now let's get a big hit and blow this open

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno
betancourt usually has to make an error before he does something amazing

by M s Fan in Japan on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

GABBO!
nicely distributing the RBIs here.
Weaver B. Leaver

by JamelahK on Jun 26, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Of course.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Yuni.
End the rally with a GIDP won't you?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

PLEASE PLEASE
SINGULAR SINGULAR!!
Weaver B. Leaver

by JamelahK on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK NO ERROR
They even avoided the Beltre hard slide.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Yuni
Knew you could do it

Now don't give it away Felix

Edgar Martinez for HOF

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

My thesis is due in less than 48 hours
so I can't comment that much on tonight's game.

But I did want to stop by and express my disdain for Yuniesky Betancourt & his swinging ways.

by Katal LM on Jun 26, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

At least
he plays a flawless infield.  

by Hackman Leonard on Jun 26, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sarcasm?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, that was pretty unexpected
between the Ichiro K, the Torbo single, and the walks.... I dunno. strange times were livin in

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I WANNA SEE
"Players have two things to do. Play and keep their mouths shut." - Sparky Anderson

by Omerta on Jun 26, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Morse
any chance he can still play short?? hehe

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I suppose
if we're going to trade rally-killing DP's, I'll take the two-run lead.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That's better.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ok well since we have the lead
after the 1st, we should be ok... now that felix will start throwing non-straight pitches

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
I hope he's finally woken the hell up.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

That Veritek K
was what they've been wanting to do all year. FB, FB, CU, K

by sammy on Jun 26, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Alex Cora
I didn't know it was possible, but he actually looks more like Joey Cora than Joey Cora.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you ever look at the first few rows
and wonder why on earth some of those people decided to come to a baseball game?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

half the time the fans behind the plate
look like they're watching daytime home shopping network

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, we got past the establish the fastball"
inning and we're winning. I'm feeling good about this game.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Does everyone hold their breath
When Yuni throws it no matter what
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

yep
he makes me nervous!

by gblady on Jun 26, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

the announcers do it too
seems everytime he makes a good throw, Niehaus or Sims will comment on the accuracy.

by sammy on Jun 26, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, I watched game 5 from 1995 today
I was 10 when it happened, so i didn't remember much.  But watching that game, I offically love Joey Cora.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees lose.
Looks like the comeback is over. They're back to a few games under .500 again.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIE BALLGAME!!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG sdFLA kjl/p;1 5432 42`0-i]0-9`
rekjoq89=0    1453-0=984532=-0984532 -098=4  k;l/43255890-=098 [890-43809-4325109u24 jiot42v;lk543266u0924387500985423789pty8u5432 ui43-0963085430w850itporftik324058324354-=03425534

by Robert on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Willie!
I love you!

by gblady on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG
WILLIE FUNK BLAST!!!!!!!!!#klrhjfksf;sadjflkaskfjdklashvjdfqehbgv;ue;fqwubghv fbv;iugbv ufegb v'h'q2oifw

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

BOOM BOOM!!!
An Out-of-the-Parker!!

Go Willie!! Man, how could you not like this guy?

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

WFB Funk Blast
Yes for the super sub
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

That ball was IGNITED!
C'mon.  You have to be embarassed to give one up to Willie Ballgame.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD
BFAPODSIASOIFUHASOIUFHASIOFHASIOUFHUASF

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Replay that shit
I don't think that cleared the fence. I don't think that is physically possible.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

um
doubleyoo tee eff

by BrianV on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

O.M.G.
what.is.happening

by M s Fan in Japan on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

WFUNK BLAST!!!
Dave was even surprised!!!
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

What just happened?
Did Willie just open up his jersey and reveal that he is really a woman?  Because I would be less surprised by that then what I think I just saw.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

THE END IS NEAR!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Did they even
play the funk blast theme? I don't think the video and music operators saw that coming.

by Emerald on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Extreme confidence on our WE today
With a 3 run lead and the King, my night will be completely beerless! Yay for the ol' liver!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay if WFB can do it
Then Richie,Adrian,JoseG,JoseL,Yuni,Joh,Ichiro should all be able to do it
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Kason Gabbard is distracted
Still wondering how the fuck he just allowed a funk blast to Willie.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul was laughing his ass off.
I have never had more fun watching baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm laughing like a little bitch.
This has been the most amazing series ever!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose hitting the ball hard and showing alot more
patience.

I think he's about to take it to the next level.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ!!!
Turbo homer to cap this one off

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The swing in emotions in this game
From the top of the 1st to now is amazing.

by nfreakct on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro GIDP.
Order restored to the universe.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro GIDP
The power of the force is returning to balance.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

You suck Vidro.
Retire.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro
so predictable, like Yuni, even if WFB does something you don't expect, Yuni and Vidro don't seem to ever surprise
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Some things never change
Fuck you Vidro. ADAM JONES ADAM JONES ADAM JONES

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

New poll
Who hits a homerun first? Willie Ballgame or Jose Vidro?

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

fair point there
Sherrill should be in the ASG

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

2nd greatest month of Willie's career.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

A little off topic
But in my next game on MLB 07 the Show

It's Felix VS Roger Clemons

that'd be nice to see especially if Felix wins

Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

My lights just dimmed.
Yep, the world is coming to an end.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

She looks thrilled.
This picture shows all the different faces of public drunkenness.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Richie drunk too?
He looks a little tipsy

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

You betcha
from right to left, that picture has my three main stages:
  1. inquisitive
  2. blackout
  3. regretful

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can do better.
Where's the happy drunk? That's only 3 out of 4.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Look...
it's buzzkill, surly, and captain stumble.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Got away with a mistake pitch, Dave?
Throwing a curveball to this lineup is never a mistake.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I still can't believe that Willie FB happened.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie can't believe he did that.
I can't either.

But nothing will diminish the thrill of a legitimate Willie Funk Blast.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie
helped sell the strikeout there, just in case the ump missed it.
Weaver B. Leaver

by JamelahK on Jun 26, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

i dunno if this was mentioned, but
Todd Jones blew it for the Tigers, Rangers came back to win 9-6...

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How hilarious would it be if Willie
suddenly turned a corner and his recent offensive surge isn't a fluke?

by sammy on Jun 26, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't find that the least bit funny
I'd start stocking up on extra water and provisions to prepare for impending doom. The backyard is plenty big enough for an underground bunker.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

So how'd Willie do it
King of all Meatballs?
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of Barry Zito
4.83 ERA
54/41 K/BB
87.2 IP

Only a million more years and a billion dollars to go!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job you Redwood.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep, he's drunk
Drink on off days you fucking lush!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Sonofa
Quit the M. Young impression.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you not like Pedroia?
He looks like my little brother.

Wait...

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Great
Now Lopez is drinking with Sexson.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundball please.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

By the way
yeah, Alan Embree can go fuck himself.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

2 days in a row Lopez
You are supposed to be one of the best defensive 2b in the game.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok this is just bad luck.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad for the person
who has to pay for all this shoddy defense. Probably gonna be Felix.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Felix's fault!!
Fuckin defense!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
all these god damn lucky breaks

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Balls
or as sox fans would say, BWOALZ

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

goddammit..
these guys are supposed to be major league fielders. they could act like it.
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 26, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

And..
Beltre will score the run!

I didn't know the RS had a black jew playing for them?

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Off-topic
but is there anyone in the world rooting harder for A-Rod to opt out of his contract the the Texas Rangers front office?

They'd suddenly get to stop paying 8M a year to guy not on their team. Not sure if I've heard anyone else bring that up.

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Even better.
The yanks are trying to get him to extend it.

Go figure.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

This inning was brought to you by Russ Davis's
School for people who can't field good and stuff like that

by Robert on Jun 26, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Cammy up to .269/.327/.452
Better than an .800 OPS on the road.

Yeah, no, he's not finished.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I wish I had known strikeouts weren't that bad
I said some very mean things about a very nice man

by Robert on Jun 26, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow
Almost another infield defensive mishap.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus
Fuck this not-drinking crap. I can't get enough of that wonderful Duff.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

And the inning should be over.
Thanks Richie.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

LOPEZ!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

good job Felix
that run wasn't your fault at all

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

What range!!
OK, I guess you kinda sorta made up for the play earlier.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez
Picked up BOTH himself and Richie on that play.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, so Jose redeemed himself.
Richie needs to hit a FB and redeem himself too.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

How many
2b are better at fielding than Lopez?  Aaron Hill?  That it?
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Jun 26, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I saw the pain coming.
Felix shook off the sign, then nodded. Knew the fastball was coming. Saw it belt high and hit well. Did NOT expect that grab. That was amazing.

by sammy on Jun 26, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Btw
That was an awesome call by Neihaus.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the ugliest...
little kid I have ever seen. The RS gear didn't help.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel bad for that baby
Getting born into that family must be damaging psychologically.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

OLERUD!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen has drawn two walks thus far.
Forgot what team he was on apparently.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Again,
this is a pretty good way to pitch to beltre

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

No wonder we're walking so much today.
John Olerud's aura is rubbing off on the team.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love John Olerud
and I'm not afraid to say it: I would go gay for him

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Re: amanda beard
The spread was nothing special. Shes a classic butterface.
This is me not lurking.

by PhilKenSebben on Jun 26, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of
Did the graphic have us playing RS on that Sunday, or did I see that wrong?

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring back Olerud
put in Olerud for Turbo, and this game is probably 7-2.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss John.
I think I'm going to cry...
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

The GIDP's wouldn't change much.
Neither would the power nowadays. But the walks would soar.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

And the doubles.
He could actually get an XBH on a regular basis.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 26, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this game's already pretty sweet
I've never looked forward to both halves of  the inning so much. If we were running away with it, it wouldn;t be as exciting. Well, maybe the crowd shots would be better.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

This will never stop being hilarious
Bottom 9th: Baltimore
  • S. Proctor relieved K. Farnsworth
  • C. Patterson walked
  • B. Roberts singled to left, C. Patterson to second
  • C. Gomez popped bunt out to pitcher
  • N. Markakis walked, C. Patterson to third, B. Roberts to second
  • R. Hernandez walked, C. Patterson scored, B. Roberts to third, N. Markakis to second

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I just realized
The M's really haven't done anything to Gabbard yet.

Kryptonite lives.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

aieeeeeeeee
I think that guy ate his previous 2 children, and several mariner fans who used to occupy those seats.

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh Felix.
Strikes.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Bad Felix again
Why'd you come back? You forget something?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

DP please
I don't sense much more scoring from our end

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't have a good feeling about this.....
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Lopez is freaking awesome.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

umm
Kason: 9 outs, 9 baserunners, 2Ks
Felix: 9 outs, 8 baserunners, 2Ks

whoops, nevermind, go JOSE!!! nice play.

by Matthew on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Lopez
Tag and toss. Nice heads up play.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahahahaha
There's a perfect way to kill the chant.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Coco Crisp
Not a fan of inside sliders. Take copious advantage.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha
Sit your twitchy ass down.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

It's okay, Willie.
You've given us more than enough production for the next like three weeks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

alright Ichiro
1 game hit streak... lets get another 15+ goin

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MVFiggins
- E. German safe at first on third baseman C. Figgins' throwing error, J. Gathright to third, D. DeJesus to second, J. Gathright scored, D. DeJesus to third

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord, that throw must've been awful
Did he throw into Bartolo Colon's stomach and have a hard time getting it back out?

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

E. German?
What, are you rooting for the Nazis?

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Fucking Lopez.
I seriously think we are seeing him on the verge of taking it to the next level.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

J.L.!
Please have an incredible second half!

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how Ichiro
just goes on 20 game hitting streaks whenever he feels like it.  
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Who will hit their first FB
Jamie Burke or Jason Ellison?
Jeff Weaver 4 Cy Young

by mariners11 on Jun 26, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Burke
with Guillen back, Bloomquist hittin funk blasts, and Broussard being Broussard, we may have seen Ellison hit for the last time as a Mariner

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pat Neshek
37.1 innings, 15 hits, 43 strikeouts

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to redeem yourself with a hit here Richie.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't hurt to try.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not K'ing again.
Richie's making something good happen right here.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Pulling Gabbard = Yes
Put in a strike-thrower please?

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

well, that was a short call up
have fun in Pawtucket, kid! We'll miss you, oh we'll miss you so

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

COME ON RICHIE!!!!
GRAND SALAMI plllllleeeeeaaase
its my sister's birthday... if not for me, do it for her

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Richie.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Kenji, put this game away.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That didn't end well.
Please throw the Johjima power pitch.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Rats.
My "he's not K'ing" statement was only on the condition that Gabbo remained in the game.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

We're not scoring again.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
We need Felix now because we sure as hell aren't scoring again for a while.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, no one scores!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh back to normalcy.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Warren G. Harding
would be proud of that return to normalcy.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 26, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell did Gabbord get out this with
only 4 earned runs.

oh, looks like they brought in a real pitcher..dammit.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Gabbard's 4 runs
HBP a run in
BB a run in
BB a run in
Willie FB

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Day-um Felix
Your curveball is fanfuckingtastic!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

No matter how this game turns out,
at least Felix got his velocity back from the last two games.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

No he hasn't.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?
Last inning, 97 97 98 96. Last start was 94 95

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not back
still 94-96, topping out at 97. Don't pay attention to the FSN gun.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

OIC
I didn't realize that FSN was fast. My bad.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah it's routinley 2-3 MPH fast.
Once it starts reading 99-100, then you know he has his velocity back.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pitch count?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow. that was horribly misplayed by Ichiro.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit............
Hanging slider that LOL crapped on.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

SHIT
what was that pursuit???

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody! All at once!
Throw a beer in a Sawx fans face!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

good work by M's fans
drowning out the bandwagon douchebags

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I knew I had a bad feeling for a reason.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

ok guys.
We need to crap on these relievers before we hit the Okejima/Papelbon wall.

by sammy on Jun 26, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeff Weaver outpitches Felix vs. Boston
no more evidence is needed that Felix isn't okay.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't believe that sign won
Shitty coloring job. Who the fuck made that?

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, now I'm hungry for some fries.
A fastfood run may be in order soon.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody really needs to invent
frozen french fries that actually taste good when prepared at home.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ivar's fries
are horrible.  I prefer the garlic fries in the trough style container

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 26, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

are they different at the ballpark?
because Ive always like their fries with some malt vinegar... but ive never had them at safeco

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are in complete agreement
Even though it leaves your breath extra stinky. It tastes sooooo soooooo good.

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

what?
Just got home.  WFB actually got one out of the park?
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Jun 26, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

So my choices for some fries are Burger King,
Jack in the Box, or Dairy Queen. Hmmmmm
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Red Robin
best fries ever
--Dave

Addicted to Quack SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Jun 26, 2007 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

jack in the box
out of those choices, it seems the best. Plus you have the option for seasoned curly fries

by marinerschas2 on Jun 26, 2007 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Curly fries from Jack's
Is the obvious choice.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

McDonalds
They dip their fries in sugar.  The others spray it on.  Plus, they are psycho about the potatoes.

by Paytheline on Jun 26, 2007 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a reason I didn't list McD's as an option.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

if youre only getting fries...
then yeah, Jack in the crack is the obvious choice, but for anything else.. i dunno, probably BK of the 3 choices

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy crapola.
If you broke Adrian Beltre's bat, you've got a pretty good fucking fastball.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a long ass game
I'm not gonna make it to the end, and it'd be real nice to know that it will be in Putz' hands. So c'mon you fucker!!! we'll send you to castro if you don't do something good here!

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIE BALLGAME!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Collison at plate
Royals score again.
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jun 26, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally fries working!
WFB Wooooo!

5-4!

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOO
BOOM BOOM BOOM, let me hear ya say WAYO

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Blowers says "Don't underestimate it!"
The rally fries are the real deal!

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Bloomquist having the best
series of his life?
Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Jun 26, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Fries!
Even more powerful that the Rally Dino and Rally Courage!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Hellllloooooooooo cushion.
Crisp noodle < Frenchie
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

The two-run lead is back!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

LET'S GO RALLY FRIES

CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That clapping better be to some tune
played by the people at Safeco.  We don't like your random non-scripted clapping in these parts.

by Edgar for Pres on Jun 26, 2007 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grrr...
Willie caught stealing.  Oh well, fair enough.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, I'm off to Jack in the Box to get my own
rally fries.

GO FELIX!

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.
"Let's go Mariners" chant really catching on. :|

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Varitek gets no credit for that
That was all Lugo. Or Pedroia. Whoever made that tag.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

7-2 KC now
would be more but they wanted to see if Vlad still had it in his arm. he did. (Chone, though, does not)

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

God dammit Felix.
You owe Ichiro a steak.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

come on...
damn Felix... that was quick

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally fries losing power
Someone make some hash browns.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

at this pace
theres no way hes getting through 7 tonight, blow

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

This game
Is a blast.

BTW the virtual Willie is hitting .234 / .265 / .277 for the Dodgers.

by Garces on Jun 26, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix is doing all he can
......

to give this game right back to the BoSox.

Oh and Guillen.

"You suck you JACKASS"

by TyranT on Jun 26, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose,
Save the spin moves for the court.

by Paytheline on Jun 26, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

that's it. I'm sick of 'em
Trade back the Nationals.
Weaver B. Leaver

by JamelahK on Jun 26, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

This game blows now
O'Flaherty in for Ortiz, I presume.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Just like Opening Day.
You're not getting it out of the infield, sucka.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Smart Thinking Grover
Eric O is money

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so money
he doesn't even know it

by sactown257 on Jun 26, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way
Pedroia = Willie with talent?

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

just about
Willie + talent - sad beagle face

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OK EOF...
we need you like we've never needed you before

by thenatural on Jun 26, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

11 groundouts, 1 flyout
well that part of the game went well.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
has been a very ordinary pitcher since his return.

by Paytheline on Jun 26, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck you Papi
go be a big loveable teddy bear somewhere else.

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap.
This is not encouraging at all.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Papi
Is Edgar Martinez. Not David Ortiz.

Youd think with all his great hitting, he'd lose some weight heading to 1st.

by Slica on Jun 26, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe...
watching other pitchers on his team suck gives him a feeling of belonging?

by TheMarinator on Jun 26, 2007 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm back.
Jack in the box rally fries, apparently not effective.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough call.
I say he went because I want this fucking inning to end.

Thank God for J.D. Drew.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Warm up Putz
or find Good Felix and get him loose

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I know..
that we're obligated to love Felix and all, but, um, I want good Felix back.  Bad Felix doesn't help us much in a pennant race.  We can't depend on this offense to score 8-9 runs a game.

Any chance he's still hurting?  I know his velocity is still there, but something's just not right.  It can't all be pitch selection, can it?

by J.W. Pezzino on Jun 26, 2007 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's both
Pitch selection and elbow problems. I'm trying to get specifics.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 26, 2007 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is a grind of a game
I felt so good after the first. Now I'm a bit queasy. We really gotta win tonight with Feierabend taking the hill tomorrow

by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 26, 2007 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
11 hits for a guy with "no-hit" stuff.  Man, I wish he would start mixing his pitches early and stop waiting for his fastball to be beaten (which is every start).

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
See every start he's had since coming from the DL.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
BRING IN JOEL!!...HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO ASK??

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

any reason why
with 1st open - papi being almost slower than turbo and youkilis hitting pretty well against LHP, that you IBB papi, take your chances with Felix against Youk, and don't bring in EOF until the left heavy bottom of the Sox order in the top of the 7th????

by kzuudj on Jun 26, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

VIDRO AND ORTIZ
THE BATTLE OF DH'S WITH A LOT OF HITS, BUT ONE SUX AND ONE DON'T

by MFAN on Jun 26, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAST!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAST!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

FUNK BLAST!
Warm weather hitting ftw.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

REDEMPTION!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally song playing during turbo and sexson ABs
Jeff, your rally song worked.  Sunshine and lollypops all day

by Brian Floyd on Jun 26, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Curly Fries never tasted so good!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Comment didnt show.
I was trying to say.

Woohoo Sexson. Redemption bitches.

by Slica on Jun 26, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Settle down Sims.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 26, 2007 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm surprised
they didn't try to give the guy rally ice cream.

by Faux on Jun 26, 2007 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow
thanks, but no thanks.

by PShwa on Jun 26, 2007 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Sims not good with Japanese names
He sure is good at laughing controllably though.

by JLC on Jun 26, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhh....
I was just thinking of the fact that Boston hasn't had an error yet today.

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ice Cream
Is what makes Ichiro do well.
Damn, bad luck for Beltre.

by hcoguy on Jun 26, 2007 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looking Guillen back?
What's he gonna do? Sneak up and stick you in the ribs?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrow coming in
May day! May day!  Abort this, Sack-eye!  Abort this!

by ThundaPC on Jun 26, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL robbed us of run #3.
Is Beltre's luck ever going to progress to the mean? I mean, fuck man. It's been half a season.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 26, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the suck!
Here comes the suck! Here comes the...............

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Jun 26, 2007 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Has this been discussed?
Was that Japanese for 'Funk Blast' on Kenji's home run last night?

by Garces on Jun 26, 2007 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52!
Mancrush enabled!
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 26, 2007 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

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