Burn The Tree
Editor's note: I unlocked this thread again, but will lock it again if it gets out of control. There ARE other admins on this site, even if Jeff's power is out.
From a recent private e-mail thread after the M's June 12 extra inning victory over the Cubs which has sparked misguided discussion of the playoffs...read from bottom up...
Subject: RE: MARINERS
Yeah, I figured you'd come to your senses...
Any hope the team gives the fan base on the field will divert the team from making the hard decisions it must make. I advocate total breakdown on the field leading to a scorched earth policy for the organization, much like burning down the forest to promote rich soil for new growth.
I'd love it if Ichiro used my comments as an extension of his 'roots/branches/tree/water' manifesto:
"We must burn down the tree to promote rich soil for new growth..." something like that...
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Subject: RE: MARINERS
Vidro, Suxson, WhoreAssYHo, and Weaver need to go away...now.
How bad could the M's use Raffy Soriano right now? Good gawd, that one stings...
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Subject: RE: MARINERS
God, I hope so. Anyone other than that awful Richie Suxson...
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Subject: RE: MARINERS
They're good. You see Vidro run the bases? Why the f--- is he on the team? I'd rather have Burke at DH right now. In less than a month Adam Dunn will be a Mariner anyway..
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Subject: MARINERS
WHAT A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Burn The Tree
by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I read that.
Ha, I was thinking the same thing
Yeah, that's worked for the Rangers, hasn't it?
They haven't smelled a whiff of playoffs in 2006 or 2007, and they look like they are a couple years away at best. Not every smart young GM is going to have it all work out like Shapiro has- and even HE hasn't made the playoffs, and could easily whiff this year.
I'm not saying I <3 Bavasi and Hargrove, but having suffered through a miserable Mariners team with some good young talent that kept blowing it up every so often through the 1980's, think about what you are saying. Detroit and Milwuakee spent 10+ years being bad, and KC and the Pirates still ARE bad. Be careful what you wish for when you wish for 4-5 years of a bad team so you can make "hard decisions". It might turn into 10.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yeah, that's worked for the Rangers, hasn't it?
by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
"We already have a bad team"
Have you been actually watching the games? The M's have some flaws and weaknesses (as do most teams), but I wouldn't even get close to calling them "bad".
Problem is, it's not that simple.
My house needs some work, but I'm not going to burn it down and start over.
So...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don't think I realized quite what Nathanho
In a vacuum
Ticking time bomb...
It's absolutely amazing how blinded Seattle fans become with a little success! I don't care about this false hope - it can only lead to the continuation of a horrible regime of indeciciveness (Bavasi) and incompetence (Hargrove) and empty platitudes (Lincoln) and bruised air(from Sexson whiffs). IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT!!!
BURN THE TREE!!!
by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a short memory, don't you?
August 2002, August 2003 and the entire 2004, 2005, and 2006 seasons called and left voicemail while you wrote that post.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Um, what?
Oakland still has awful players in their everyday lineup. So does LA. Vidro's not good, but as a weak link, he's LIGHT YEARS beyond Hillenbrand or Kendall, for instance.
The bullpen's already good. Felix is going to be better. Batista is a good bet to be better. That's 85-90 wins, and I think it's a legitimate shot in this division.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariner Offense?
Ignorant hope floating followed by ignorant bitching over and over. Mariner baseball fans are reactive and childish.
BURN THE TREE!!!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm, let's see,
LAA: Napoli, Kendrick, Cabrera, Matthews
SEA: Johjima, Lopez, Yuni, Ichiro
OAK: Kendall, Ellis, Crosby, Bradley or Swisher or whoever the A's are playing who isn't on the DL
TEX: Laird, Kinsler, Young, Lofton
So... who's the best team up the middle in the AL West?
I pick us. Please to be explaining why you wouldn't.
Notice I didn't mention Felix, JJ or Beltre in that, either.
This team isn't as bad as you think it is.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd probably trade all four of our guys
No.
Lopez, ages 23, career stats: .270/.307/.400... but that includes Jose's crappy age 20 and 21 seasons, when Kendrick was in the minors. Lopez is OUTHITTING Kendrick at the same age, in a tougher home park, too.
There's really no reason to prefer Kendrick to Lopez, IMO. Jose has a good shot at a pretty good, Bret Boone/Aramis Ramirez kind of career.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Kendrick has more talent than Lopez.
If it was all about pure talent....
I still think Lopez is being seriously undersold by a lot of people. The list of players who can play ball AT ALL at 22/23 has a lot of HOFers on it- and Lopez went to an All Star game at that age, and might be 2 for 2 if he stays hot.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I Would Trade...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure I would trade our entire INF
Lopez over Kendrick?
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
SRSLY.
Don't sell the dude short.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Also Seriously...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions
The point is...
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, please don't tell me you actually
Read my posts
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes
"Kendrick can't hit for any real power."
HoLo is a young Edgardo Alfonzo...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Kendrick has doubles power at best
I'll be impressed if this power manifests itself at any point... and totally shocked.
HR's as a Measure of Power
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
All of his SLG are a few doubles and triples
You're telling he's the next Sheffield. Sheffield was a powerhouse. Kendrick is not. He's not even close.
I could see him putting together a couple of .330
"All of his SLG are doubles and triples"
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Of course,
PS: "Scorched earth" probably means:
- Ichiro's gone. Losing a HOF player is not a trivial matter. Jones is a good player, but I think he will struggle for a bit (like Cammy his first couple years) because the park will hurt him and he's the type of player who will need an adjustment.
- If you punt 2008 for much the same reason you punted 2007, because it's a Three Year Plan and this is the year you jettison bad contracts cluttering the roster like Sexson/Washbur/Batista/Vidro and suffer the consequencesm, ala Shapiro, so's Johjima.
- It's 2009...and Felix suddenly isn't as cheap as he used to be, as it's time for him to get big arbitration raises. Betancourt and Lopez start getting serious money, too. Whoops.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh?
by Man From Nantucket on Jun 13, 2007 1:07 PM PDT reply actions
Huh?
If you are willing to sacrifice the future for the continuing hope of a wildcard appearance with this team, I think you are short sighted and f'ing CRAZY!
by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm starting to smell a troll.
I've noticed a couple of them...
If having ignorant trolls pass though here is
n/s
were 35-26, and now your willing to lose a 100 games? Right now I'd be pretty pissed if this team pulled a fire sale and lost 100 games.
"If you are willing to sacrifice the future for the continuing hope of a wildcard appearance with this team, I think you are short sighted and f'ing CRAZY!"
Who said we want to sacrifice the future?? I don't think anyone here is in favor of that. The only thing we've talked about is maybe getting Mark Buerhle, I don't think trading for him would be giving sacrificing the future.
"Getting" Mark Buehrle
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
it won't cost Adam Jones
And I'd have to wait and see were we are at that point.
Pass...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Why?
Why the hell would you care about losing 100 games if it meant building a World Series team instead of the tired Howard Lincolnesque "team that can compete"???
I don't get the short term memory loss mentality of Mariner hopeflotistas. Its as if none of the fans bother to learn anything about the game except .AVG, HR, RBI, etc...and need a scoreboard admonishment to tell them when to cheer...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Do You Even...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hoonah...
Hoonah was recently named "Most wired remote native village" by The Wall Street Journal.
Put that in your sanctimonious quasi-racist-liberal spewing pipe and smoke it, you Seattle pussbag!
Seattle = 0
Hoonah = 1
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Look...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Attention ESPN boards, Attention ESPN boards...
I'd like to see you back up that claim.
"Hoonah" Most wired remote native village The Wall Street Journal
as well as other strings similar (plus or minus words) and can't find shit. Please link when you claim to be from a civilized place, as your psychotic rantings say otherwise.
-Chris
I've been to Hoonah...
I still think the Mariner's are a mediocre team and will remain so if they maintain their current makeup and philosophy. Does anyone actually expect 'team chemistry' to make up for overall mediocre talent??? Hopemongers, keep your fingers crossed and kiss your lucky moosefoot from the Mariner's Team Store...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions
ok, let's say your right for one second
Not one, NOT ONE GM or owner in baseball would blow up a team that's 35-26, 1 game back of the WC and 3 back in the division. So all your bitching means nothing, they aren't gonna pull a fire sale, they are gonna try and win now. I suggest you sit back, enjoy it and do something to lower the blood pressure.
What in God's name makes you think Lincoln
With that in mind, I honestly believe that Bavasi is the best that we will have with this current regime and so I have no problem with him staying. He is stocking the lower minors with high level talent and the times that he was able to make a move without the meddling hands Of Linc-strom, the educated minds of the Mariners blogosphere have generally agreed with him.
Priorities...
- Hargrove, OUT!
- Terrible players, OUT!
- Bavasi, OUT!
- Lincoln, RETIRE!
As long as they are not a bunch of drug dealers and wife beaters, I expect them to act like young ball players and carouse a bit. I mean, c'mon, go to a strip club, throw a punch (NOT AT THE DANCERS!) once in a while! I mean, when the Yankmees come to town, THROW AN ELBOW every once in a while, you know what I'm talkin' about???
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that simple.
Organizational philosophy...
Nice guys finish last, is an excellent way to characterize the organization and the team.
That's not cutting it for me - I hope you can understand.
Don't you realize that our team and organization are the laughingstock of the basebal culture? I'm sick of it. Maybe I should move to a real city. Like Hoonah ;-)
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Turning a obscene profit every year
Also, to lose 100 games
O RLY?
Because Howard Lincoln could hire Cam Bonifay and Bill Plummer?
Why the hell would you care about losing 100 games if it meant building a World Series team instead of the tired Howard Lincolnesque "team that can compete"???
Hint: the Florida Marlins have more World Series titles from 1993 on than the A's AND Braves do, and they are BRILLIANTLY managed franchises. Mike freakin' Hargrove has managed more World Series teams than Bill Beane's GM'ed, fergawdsake. So how the hell do YOU know we're going to get a World Series team? If we end up bouncing out of the playoffs 4 years running, will YOU be calling for heads to roll?
I don't get the short term memory loss mentality of Mariner hopeflotistas. Its as if none of the fans bother to learn anything about the game except .AVG, HR, RBI, etc...and need a scoreboard admonishment to tell them when to cheer...
Now you're just trolling. Hint: I was noticing Edgar's OBP when he was in Calgary and thinking "gosh, he's going to be a good player if we'd JUST CALL HIM UP", and reading Bill James Baseball Abstracts. Do you even remember the 1980's?
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey...
Hargrove is simply terrible. Outside of 1995 he has done jack...squat...zip, nada, nothing. '95 was a fluke for him.
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, but
Oh, sorry...
Better?
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody is saying that he isn't.
Don't bother...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Go away now.
Dismissing an entire fan base as "buffoons" because they don't agree with a ridiculous premise says way more about you than it does about them.
Not entire...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Nope.
No, I'm aware that this site is a small segment of the M's fan base. What I'm not sure of is why that makes your opinion more valid.
Bavasi's job is to build a team that wins
I am sick of the losing and trying to contend this year won't bankrupt the future. Weaver is off the books at the end of the year. Sexson at the end of next with Ho making next to nothing. Not only that but we have an tremendously talented core of players down in the minors that are a few years away.
Blowing up this team would be entirely redundant.
Okay, fine...
The Mariner's are on a little winning streak DESPITE Hargrove. The way Hargrove makes decisions will cause the team to repidly return to the level of the quality of its players and on the field manager.
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What exactly has Hargrove done since we went
by Mariner John on Jun 13, 2007 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think we need to lose 100 to
You should be a Royals fan.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Ok, I'm lost.
I Couldn't Agree More...
I say cut down the tree (Lincoln), strip its branches for kindling (Bavasi) and carve it into a boat that sails away (Grover)...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:08 PM PDT reply actions
I Couldn't Agree More...
BURN THE TREE!!!
by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You Bet!
by Man From Nantucket on Jun 13, 2007 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Just You Wait...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Oops..
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think that's going to happen . . .
If you're going to lose sleep, do it over Rob Johnson, Broussard, Balentien, Reed, and (maybe) Feierabend, I don't think we have to worry about losing anybody else too much.
Soriano for HoRam
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was just a BAD trade
Being Able To...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
No Worries!
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Let me guess.
You're the kind of guy who loves a band until 100 people have heard of them, at which point you say they suck, they're sellouts, and they were much better when nobody knew who they were.
Dude, the Mariners are WINNING. Do I think they'll win the World Series? No. Do I care right now, after four years of horrible baseball? Good god, NO I DO NOT. Let this ride continue as long as it lasts, because you know what? It's actually exciting to watch this team now, and that hasn't happened in five years.
Sit down, put your misplaced indignance aside, and just watch the game. You might find that you'll have fun.
Need we mention
Ripping the team because it is not just right is folly. No shit things are wrong with this team, and bears shit in the woods.
And they're a talented team anyway, and they're winning anyway, because the positive performances of good players heavily outweigh the negatives and bad players and slumps.
Here you go...
Again, here is the crux of the underlying problem: Mariner fans would rather have an illconceived team overperform than a monster roster that underperforms, IF ONLY FOR A FEW WEEKS OF SWEET WINNING BLISS.
THAT, I tell you, is f---ing CRAZY!!!
BURN THE TREE!!!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions
No.
By my logic, you might want to try enjoying what's happening now and not hoping for an epic collapse just to make yourself feel vindicated.
Mariner fans would rather have an illconceived team overperform than a monster roster that underperforms
Last I checked, there were two columns in the standings - W and L. There's no column for "quality of team" and no factor for "well-constructed roster". Sports is a bottom-line business, and as last year's Cardinals proved (and this year's Cardinals continue to prove), a "monster roster" can only take you so far.
When was the last time the Yankees won anything, despite having a monster roster?
Umm
Could be...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Dunn?
This thread is brought to you by:
Yeah, and...
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Enough with the damn analogies!
nathanho=Logan
Logan-A.K.A "Mariners Revolution"
One of the biggest memebers of the old PI forums. Also one of the biggest morons the blogosphere has ever seen. Built up quite a gathering with a few other idiots like "Savvanah" "Mariners World". A fervent hater of Bavasi. Bashed every single move Bavasi has ever done in his entire career, with the exception of the Beltre signing. If you disagreed with him, you were instantly labeled a "Bavasi apologist" and a "sheep".
The guy was the Mariners version of The Rev, except 10 times worse. At least The Rev knows what he's talking about half the time when it comes to the Angels. This guy didn't have clue. He showed up at Jason Churchill's blog a while back, and the two exchanged barbs for a while until Jason banned him. He started his own site and proceeded to mock the rest of the blogosphere(at one point he started called USSM, USSBavasi). After a while he shut down his site because nobody paid attention to it.
got it, thanks
An I hereby bestow...
Goose!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I do alot of lurking in alot of places at 3am
HGe's way to articluate to be Logan.
by JI on Jun 13, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually regarding M's Rev
It's the same jackoff who said LaHair is the number one prospect, with Michael Wilson not to far behind.
Also said Ronald Garth would start in Tacoma this year. In High Desert, Garth couldn't slug his anorexic grandmother's weight.
Logan, Pedro, and anybody who liked him is a huge dirty douche.
I actually think half of the people who "followed" him, were him.
He sort of actually threatened to kill
by JI on Jun 13, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Ummm, one little correction
When we first stared, it was actually a happy group of us.
Then SuperFan arrived, along with some guy who claimed he saved baseball in Seattle.
Logan arrived in the PI blogs IIRC.
What was that stat he "created?" LMAO.
He created
The problem was, he couldn't even calculate batting average. Seriously, the dumbass got it wrong, yet created a new stat. I think there was a power pitching average too.
His blog was shut down shortly after a PI meltdown. They banned him, and he threatened to sue them while making like 30 new handles in a day. His blog shut down within a week of that.
He also had a guy who followed him that said he was going to come to my house and kill my wife and I.
JI probably remembers that one. Ahh, the good old days.
I taught him how to calculate a batting average.
by JI on Jun 13, 2007 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would have loved to read his book.
by JI on Jun 13, 2007 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Topic has me torn...
by tmoney96 on Jun 13, 2007 1:35 PM PDT reply actions
"Don't Keep Watering The Tree...
~Ichiro
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus to my St. John The Baptist
"Ooh, that'll make me look good!..."
"Uh, oh...time to be 'decisionary'..."
"I like bacon and macaroni..."
"Man...I need a smoke..."
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice guys finish Third....
by tmoney96 on Jun 13, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions
I See His Intended Point...
A healthy debate, nonetheless...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I also see his point
Mariners fans have suffered through many, many years of mediocre-to-horrific baseball (25 out of the 30 years of this franchise, more or less), and now all of a sudden the sun shines a bit and the M's are playing well, so....blow 'em up, because it can't last and will only hide the "real" problems this roster has?
C'mon, that's just dumb. I want my favorite baseball team to win more often than it loses, and that's exactly what they're doing. If that makes me an ignorant fan, so be it, but I like being excited about watching the Mariners again.
I'm not saying...
You have seen the M's high water mark and it is mid-June. Think about that. God help us if we win more than 75 games.
That is all,
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Aaaand...
What would that gain us, the (supposed) ignorant masses?
God help us if we win more than 75 games.
Yeah, it would really suck to be in a pennant race again. Please, don't let that happen.
GDLMAO!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Vanilla...
...we've been over this before...
Howard Lincoln is The Vanilla King
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Responding to...
...I just don't think he's done a good job presenting it. I'm tending toward the majority voice here now.
A healthy debate, nonetheless...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
I smell troll.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions
That's what I was saying earlier in the thread.
And I will now take my own advice.
sweet Jesus
The M's are truly an anomaly, you would think losing would bring trolls, but it's winning that brings them here. Truly a unique team and fanbase.
Yeah. It's not even a Yankees playoff series.
by eponymous coward on Jun 13, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh sock puppets, my favorite
... except of course, Logan deleted his blog, so huh. Either way, this campaign of his is a bad attention getter.
It's the baseball version of a
by JI on Jun 13, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But I'd love to see...
I can't wait to see Jeff's reaction to this thread
That may be a priceless moment!
Do Trolls Eat...
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Must have...
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It's probably best not to ask
- Trolls are bad
- Hoonah, AK may or may not be the most enlightened, wired fishing village in the Western World, depending on who you ask
- The Mariners are doing well, and apparently this is a bad thing because it's just disguising the rot that lurks beneath
- Most M's fans are ignorant buffoons, according to the citizenry of Hoonah, AK (see #2 above)
Indubitably...
now...back to banging the war drum...I attack at dawn..and MAKE WAR ON HARGROVE!!!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh here we go...
The almighty Jeff. I wait on pins and needles...
by tmoney96 on Jun 13, 2007 2:15 PM PDT reply actions
I can't wait to see Deanna's reaction to this
Vidro
by tmoney96 on Jun 13, 2007 2:18 PM PDT reply actions
RAUUUUL...
VIDRO FOR DOGFOOD!!!
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man, do I ever agree
Besides...
Is that a Thomas Kinkade?
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Hilarious.
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Jun 13, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions
Let the troll stay
Anybody remember Normey? Sounds like a cross between Logan and Normey.
That's entertainment.
Troll's Manifesto: (credited to troutmask96)
- Infiltrate
- Destroy
- Rebuild
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by nathanho on Jun 13, 2007 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Let Him Stay!
by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 13, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions
These people do:
This whole thread is ridiculous..
So is arguing for a team with the 5th best record in the AL, and the hottest team in June to dismantle.
Stop labeling people who support a team who is 9 games over .500 as "hopemongers".. the correct term is "fan".
This much closer...
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by nathanho on Jun 15, 2007 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
so a muslim a christian and a jew
actually, there's no punchline, that was my feshman year in college
by Bearskin Rugburn on Jun 13, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Add a buddhist and
Which means you know what happened
which can only mean...
//gasp
you killed him!! j'accuse!
Jumping...
Admiral Horwath
Chairman Of The Skiff
Longhouse Of Fantasy Legends
Hoonah, AK
by nathanho on Jun 15, 2007 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions

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