Navigation: Jump to content areas:


Pro Quality. Fan Perspective.
Login-facebook
Around SBN: Tiger Woods, Tony Romo Grouped Together At Pebble Beach

6/12: Open Game Thread, Part 2

SERVER NOTICE: over the past few days, the game threads have gotten enormous and really pushed the limits of our current server. I've submitted a request for an upgrade, but in the meantime you'll have to bear with us. On the plus side, a hiccuping LL probably means the Mariners just pulled ahead with another dramatic late-inning rally. That seems to be the catalyst.

Kelly Pickler > Hendu

Comment 1053 comments  |  0 recs  | 

Do you like this story?

Comments

Display:

Back to back multiple thread games. Nice.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn right.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno....
I'm sure Dr. D has an idea 'bout that...
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha, he'll be in here any second to complain
and ask "Is that acceptable?"
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't you ever heard..
Hendu sing 'Strangers in the Night"?

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We could really use a third hit by Kenji.
Just need a little bit more from ya, Joh.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

We want Green.
How many times has anyone said that?

by dz on Jun 12, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

About the pitcher or marijuana?
Because you'll get two very different answers.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeaheah!
The Prince of Pull!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji = the man
What sort of hilarity will occur in this Adrian AB?

by Graham MacAree on Jun 12, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Kelly Pickler >Hendu
hahahahaha that's awesome!
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Well crap.
It seems like we get 1.5 good Beltre at bats per game.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels Defense
Allows Norris Hopper to get on base with 2 outs, and the Reds score some insurance.

Bottom 8th, 5-3 Reds. Error on Aybar.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Best fan ever
The one that yells "Yo Adrian!" every time Beltre is pitched to.

by robrun2 on Jun 12, 2007 7:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, How'd I miss Pick Pickler???
I was too busy grillin' and eatin' Copper River Salmon, NY Steak, and drinkin' Oregon Pinot Gris.  

Mmmm.

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Pinot Gris...
Not the right accompaniment to steack and salmon.

by Isten on Jun 12, 2007 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.
But, I didn't want to open two bottles of wine.  Went with the Gris, for my wife...
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
I agree, not the best.

But I was the only one having steak, (since I don't like Salmon).  Believe me, that bottle of Napa Cab that was sitting on the table was much, much more enticing to me.  I opened the Gris for my wife.  It actually went pretty well with the salmon.  I normally loathe salmon (and fish/seafood in general), but the Copper River salmon was actually pretty good.

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

thanks a lot, jerk...
goes to put ramen noodles in microwave

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betancourt didn't look like he was running hard.
That's two ground outs that could've potentially been baserunners if they didn't dog it.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels down by 2...
going into the top of the 9th.  Let's go David Weathers!

by i want junior on Jun 12, 2007 7:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre:
"Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid."

Does anybody have some rum to lend to Ade?

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit Green is still pitching.
Hope this works.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh oh....
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.
"A ball just got away from the Mariner bullpen."

I bet I know who threw it.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap
play for the 9th.

by dz on Jun 12, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't believe Morrow's even available
Especially after throwing 40 heart stopping pitches yesterday.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Gonna need another grounder.
C'mon Greenie, deliver!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Those kids were fighting.
Zambrano and Barrett are really rubbing off on the crowd.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh shit!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.
I had a bad feeling coming into tonight's game.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh
Well that was unfortunate.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Grrrr.
C'mon Pezzer.  you could've gotten that one...
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

wow i'm like, a minute behind you guys.
thanks for killing any hope i had of a strikeout.

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN IT!
we all saw that coming.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Son of a bitch!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Remember what I said about Green and confidence?
Yeah, nevermind.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh.
We need some middle relief pitching pronto!
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why I want to trade for Linebrink
Yeah, RRS, Lehr, Campillo, or ABD may work out...but if Linebrink's really available, with our bullpen this gassed, it would really help.

Aren't you glad we don't have Soriano?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

ugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
say good bye to picking up a game

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

We're going to lose.
I told yo guys not to get cocky before the game...

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Angels lose
Good thing, cause this ain't ending well.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:18 PM PDT reply actions  

well this was bound to happen
we weren't gonna keep winning games like this.  I just wish it didn't happen against inferior NL teams.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well with the rest of the West down today
We picked a good day to lose. A win would be pretty nice, though.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shoot.
Morrow in w/runners on.  Please o please get K's.  
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

morrow's in...
...I say 2 more runs.

What are the chances for more 9th inning magic?

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The only chance is that Morrow surprises
these NL hitters who haven't seen his fastball.

by Happybelly on Jun 12, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

no we need to pray for Houston
then, we at least this misery loves company.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Lord,
Please clench your sphincter tight on us for just a little bit longer. And also, ignore my agnosticism  for today.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Prediction
Walk, K, walk, K, flyout.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone have any idea why Morrow didn't...
...start this inning.

Bueller?

Bueller?

Bavasi shouldn't be fired. He should be knackered.

by EireDuck on Jun 12, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Because Green has been doing well.
I would of done the same thing. It just didn't work.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fair Enough
But why not bring in Morrow when Green was clearly drowning?  (i.e. before the double)?
Bavasi shouldn't be fired. He should be knackered.

by EireDuck on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhhhhhhhh
Loading the bases for Brandon Morrow is not smart.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

is it just me
or is this a putz situation more then a morrow situation

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 7:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, so why didn't green do this?
Why waste 4 pitches on a fresh reliever?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Most obvious PH HR ev--
INTENTIONAL WALK!?  You fucking morons, you don't need him to TRY to walk someone.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah load them up with Morrow pitching
good call.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst decision ever.
Seriously Hargrove, you aren't thinking.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:22 PM PDT reply actions  

yes
lets please let morrow pitch with the bases loaded with the amazing accuracy he has shown us so far.

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is this?
What the fuck are they doing?

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This is retarded.
I can't imagine what kind of brain it takes to think loading up the bases with Morrow is a good idea.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

lol, what the hell Hargrove?
this should be entertaining
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

This will not end well.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Game goes to mute.
There's no way I'm listening to what's going to happen.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh God.
THROW REALLY REALLY HARD.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

If this works out, I will be shocked.
And (insert gross witty thing I have to do if it ends well).

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

cubs fan electric
they don't realize what team they root for
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I always thought the strike zone
Was from the letters to the knees.  I don't get why just above the belt is always called "high".

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:24 PM PDT reply actions  

1 down
If Morrow gets a DP here, it will be a miracle.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, that worked
still 2 big outs left
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

alright.
1 down, 2 to go.

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

okay
There's an out with no runs coming in.

Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!!
Barrett's a fatass!

Just need a DP from Sherrill now!

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Jesus.
That was like the second best result we could've hoped for.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

George coming in.
Feeling slightly better.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Sherill in?
Guess Hargrove doesn't want to overwork Morrow.

This still sucks.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix Pie
I wish your name was pronounced like it is spelled.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Tongue, meet teeth.
Not going to say nuthin here.
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha.
Come on George you can beat a Pie.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:28 PM PDT reply actions  

George should own this guy
.167 avg against Lefties
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

SHHHHHHHH!
Optimism leads to disappointment!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WORST SIGN EVER
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE.
ONE MORE STRIKE.

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Last Year...
GS52 doesn't get that pitch...
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE WAS THAT?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah...
Close, close, close.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

shiiiiiiit
I thought that was a walk.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 7:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or, well.
This year, either.  Same pitch same spot 3 times.  twice a strike, once a ball...
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
Same exact location as the last pitch.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

PIE EATEN!
And Sherrill's face is all chocolately!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Kiss it Pie.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

same as the previous pitch
thank god he called it this time
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!
sit down, that what the fan get's for saying he's the real King Felix
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

GS FREAKING 52!!!
Holy shit what a huge strikeout.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo hoo George
Not out of it yet Free swinger or not Soriano is dangerous
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

WE GOT OUT OF IT!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??
PRAISE THE LORD, HE'S WEARING AN M'S HAT!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE MADE IT OUT ALIVE!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This at bat is why the NL sucks.
You shouldn't have to make a switch that removes your best player.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GEORGE, GEORGE
WOO, WOO, WOO!
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That's my boy!
♥ ♥ ♥

Yes!

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don't believe this.
There is justice in this world.  Or something.  I'm still trying to understand how we didn't give up another 2 runs.

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

GS52
is the fucking man. god damn i love him
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
My God.  George Sherill!!!

I just scared the hell out of my sleeping dog with a huge, exhausted, anxiety filled yelp.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Lou must be irrate.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:33 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, PLEASE SCORE A RUN
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

HELL YES
Now let's get a run.  Extra innings are a bad idea right now.

by BrianV on Jun 12, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

We'd better score here. Because we're not
winning if we don't.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Um
Wow.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ackward...
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Um
Go get some gold bond and never mention that again.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jose Paniagua>Dempster.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want Sherrill to hit
Especially since, as I typed that, Broussard got out.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Lou is so awesome.
Soaking an unexpected victim in tobacco spit.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Big Ben.
Whatdya say, kid?

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh. Stand in line.
I claimed him first!
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Not Davis,
anyone but Davis.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
Time to make the heckler shut up.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

why
would hargrove bring in morrow to issue an IBB?

wouldn't it be smarter to have green walk him so that morrow has confidence when he comes in?

i may have missed something in the game so let me know if im an idiot

Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:37 PM PDT reply actions  

They pinch-hit Floyd when Morrow came in.
When Green was on the mound, they still had a righty up there.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

o ok
thanks, i wasn't here to see that happen, and i was checking the yahoo play by play
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please homer Jose.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

come on ichiro!
thats right down the middle
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

alright
idiot heckler near microphone is starting to piss me off

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 7:38 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahah
"hey joseeee"

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst heckler ever.
Your team sucks and your wife is probably fat and ugly.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

this ump sucks
whats with Chicago and umpire's

by kentroyals5 on Jun 12, 2007 7:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If we don't score
It's Jason Davis time.

Come one Guillen.  COME ON!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez
Please do something Guillen!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll say it again. Please homer Jose.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Jlope
With the single...booyah!

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm very impressed by Lopez's increasing patience.
He's had a very nice game today.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool.
Hey Guillen, this guy likes the Angels.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Does "Hey Jose" continue
Since it's Guillen?

by tworsandtwols on Jun 12, 2007 7:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Guillen
I wanna see Raul come through again
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees win again.
Time to start looking in that rearview mirror.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh boy
Walk-off territory time.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

We should've pounded Hill a bit more.
Jason Davis time.  We're fucked.  WE ARE FUCCCKED.  If Putz doesn't come in, it's over.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, start piping fastballs.
A potential win is not worth what extra innings will do to this already exhausted bullpen.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Is he really coming up?
I don't know which expletive I should use.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dempster, you suck.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn it Jose Guillen
Now Raul might not have a chance to come up again
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst heckler ever.
I hope the Mariners end this before he moves on to fart sounds.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Davis?
ok..at least I wont be pissed when the Cubs win it here.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Brad Lidge gets removed from the closer role and
kicks ass. Gets put back in and proceeds to blow a save.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Albert Pujols permanently broke him.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Just thank God his HJs aren't as good as Mateo's.
Grover likes that bobbing vulture claw action.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bad relievers often have a high
ERA and a good handful of losses. Fans of the bad player's team will look at those stats, and wonder why they were ever on the team to begin with.

Davis is going to earn the loss and make us wonder that tonight.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

If not, we're damn close.
The other thread had 1200 something comments.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worst K/BB ever.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hehe
Lidge strikes Chavez out on 3 pitches, 2 outs
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

hear that
we were due for a loss with all this BP stress...

...can we really pull off another miracle?

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT
I thought that was so fucking gone...

by Happybelly on Jun 12, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh
I thought that was gone.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Angel Pagan
Someone's parents are religious...

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Keep piping them Davis.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit
don't scare me like that
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK
JUST END THIS DAMN THING
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank God, we're not in Cleveland.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Willie in at 2B
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:46 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF WHY??
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hopefully this is one of his good outings
Grover should pull him the second something goes wrong this is the last guy i'd want out there when one run will win it
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why is Willie
in for JLope?

Fuck you Hargrove!

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

It makes a little sense
He's hoping the game is over by the time Lopez's AB comes up again, and he gets an extra two ABs before he has to pinch hit again.

by BrianV on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please go deep Lee.
Please.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

What?
We're resigned to the loss.  That doesn't mean we have to root against them.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Extra innings will have a more adverse effect
on the team than the loss will.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think so.
Jake Woods can sop up a bunch of innings.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis in WFB in?
It's official Grover wants to lose this one
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate away games.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis is giving up liners everywhere.
And Lee is up...

*proceeds to vommit*

Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

YES WALK HIM
Please don't pipe anything.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 7:49 PM PDT reply actions  

19-12 BB-K, nice Davis.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i prefer the walk
he's such a dangerous hitter...

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

This is one guy i would'nt mind walking
As long as you don't let anyone else on okay
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

great control on the 3-2 pitch
this davis guy is outstanding
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Throw a curve in the dirt.
Don't give him anything to hit, make him chase.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

i think we come out on top on that one
rather have Barrett than Lee...
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Walking Lee was a good idea.
Now just don't let the C mash another one of those ridiculous liners.  And ... what's up with the pitchout?  God.

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis owes Kenji a Kobe steak.
Jesus Christ.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Well shit.
We don't need this.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wonderful.
Better win it here.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Extras!
Advantage: M's.  Hitters 5-9 suck for CHC.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

ok,get a run
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Considering
they have a player named 'Pagan' (Witchcraft religion), id think hes up for us winning.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Must score run
Just need one. One run. That's all.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Nevermind
We have the guy we want up there Raul Ibanez
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:52 PM PDT reply actions  

extra innings
...after the last four games i'm not sure i can take another...time for a cold brew to calm my nerves.

davis actually handled that well...it was pretty high pressure situation -- and i think he got us what JJ would have (only without the authority or coolness)

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why the heck did they take Lopez out
And replace him with a guy who Carlos Zambrano has better power than?
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That's a dumb rule
This is why AL>NL
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Was there really any need for it?
Double switch or not, Lopez always > WFB. Under no circumstance is it not.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang it Raul
Come on Richie how can a big power hitter like you only have 9 Funk Blasts?
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey,
today's Felix's throw day right?
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ok the Cubs pen has to suck
we cant' even get base runners against them
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

That Cubs fan doesn't deserve a souvineer.
He deserves a newly pierced scrotum.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

wow.
kinda disappointing.

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah
but we've also been blanked since the 4th, so not a complete shock
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it
Why can't we win 5 in a row

We beat the Indians but we can't beat the Cubs?

John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, someone just end this damn thing
our Pen is deader than dead.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

She's cute.
But I hope she dies for being a fan of a team with a douche fanbase.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

davis is still in...
...i guess that makes sense...but boy he makes me nervous.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If somehow we need a pinch runner
Guess who it would have to be

Jamie Burke or Turbo take your pick

John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We are so
Screwed ... I wonder how long this Davis fun will last.

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

The downside of rooting for an AL team and a NL
team is that when interleague play starts up, the AL team goes up, and the NL team goes down.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre, Betancourt, and Bloomquist
So we're basically hoping for an injured Beltre FB?

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre 2B
Betancourt 1B through the hole at SS, Willie Funk Blast (bloop single), Ichiro single, Putz in.  That's the best way to do it.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

God I can't stand my dad sometimes.
Even if it's not a great situation to watch, he chooses now to check the TV Guide to see what's on the crappy Channels over 600.

Also, how is Jason Davis not sucking dong?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Quit it assbag
Either get on base or make an out.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oakland threatening
in the top 10th.

We have the worst schedule in the league as it is, and our bullpen is the most tired...yet we keep finding ourselves in extra innings.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh great
Lets use the whole bullpen tonight if we can!

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Me thinks this camera man
and the "sideline reporter" from Tampa team up and produce soft-core porn during the offseason.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Hot dog!
It's Crappy Relievers Do Well Day at the ballpark!

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

But he K's anyway
Rafael Palmareoid is an ugly man
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

my hats off to davis
he really pitched well.  those were all difficult outs...and he someone managed to make it all work.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

WOW.
Did JJ teach him that pitch?

Dang.
Dang.
Dang.

More of those, please!

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

n/s
considering some of the other terrible contracts he gave out, DeRosa might be one of the better ones.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well he did hit a GS earlier this year.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jones sucks.
Hitting .167 against lefties.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Still available:
O'Flaherty (in now), Woods, Putz

Could be in worse shape, I suppose.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

EOF in for Jason Davis
Good idea or Bad idea?
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK!
You gotta make that play.

by Happybelly on Jun 12, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

This is a good move against Jones.
Definitely don't want him facing a righty like Davis.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn scratch hit.
That might just be our undoing.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, down win it like that
just hit it out or something
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Most annoying Sim-ism
"Mariners are gonna need a double-play ball right here."

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.
That one scared me too.

by Happybelly on Jun 12, 2007 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY FUCK WIND
I thought that was way gone.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Dang it Jacque Jones
Good thing Rafael Palmero is'nt playing for the Cubs He would probably still hit a homerun against us
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

A ball right at Raul!
Way to play to his range, Theriot!

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Pie sucks.
He's overcooked.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Houston
has the winning run in scoring position...

against Oakland.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

this blog is fast
some of us are old in this here place.  Well, only I am old, but I can't keep up.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm having trouble keeping up
and the ladies say I'm the fastest guy they've ever met.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

PLEASE SCORE RUNS!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Mark Loretta, knock in that GW run
And I'll stop hating you for being an ex-Padre.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Loretta is awesome
he is a Phi Gam, same as Christy Mathewson

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does Gullien fake throws into the crowd
when he catches the third out against the Angels? I want to see that.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

We live another inning...
Houston still trying to get the runner home.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

hahahaha
i love guillen

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen fakes throw into stands
I love you Jose
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Why does EVERY fly ball
Look like it's gone off the bat?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Because God likes to play
His sadistic fucking games on us.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the things Guillen's probably heard today
that might've been the nicest possible reaction you could expect him to have.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread needs to go into the LL HOF when
it's all said and done.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

HIT THE MOTHERFUCKING BALL
OUT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BALLPARK.

or just score a run anyway you can.

RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
I just remembered that we haven't scored a run since Washburn's RBI single.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

What now?
Did he stab himself with a splinter from the exploding bat?

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?? Really???
You better not be screwing with us.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh.....no
Please not Vidro in the field.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

VIDRO FIELD APPEARENCE
/throws arms up
/anticipates hilarity

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro in at second
next inning.
Top 5 Greatest Players ever: 1. Josh Gibson 2. Cool Papa Bell 3. Babe Ruth 4. Matty 5. Ty Cobb

by Coach Owens on Jun 12, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre must be hurt
and NOOOOO Vidro in the field!
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate NL Rules
Those guys deserve to lose every game that they do.

by Robert on Jun 12, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Cubs gameplan for bottom of 11th:
bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third bunt to third

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, inning is over now.
Let's see, who else can hit a HR.......uh oh.......

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Soriano
I still haven't forgot what he did to us in 2001.

by Robert on Jun 12, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm...beer
i couldn't handle it anymore.  just cracked a cold one.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro in the field.
Now we're really fucked.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmm
Let's see

Vidro to third

OR

Vidro DHs from second
Bloomquist to third

OR

Vidro to first
Sexson to left
Raul to third

OR

Vidro to center (why the hell not)
Ichiro to pitcher

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

A few innings old now

Is the scouting report for DeRosa to throw a bunch of crap all over the place, or does Davis have the pinpoint control of pre-glasses Ricky Vaughn?

by AnotherAaron on Jun 12, 2007 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro playing in the field
at least one will end in hilarity.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

hrm ...
I'd actually vote for a Turbo heart attack collapse on the ball, trying to reach one of those upcoming bunts costing us the game.

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if only the Stos would win...
...then i'd be okay throwing the game to save what's left of our decimated bull pen.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate bad opposing pitchers
Almost as much as I hate bad Mariners pitchers.

DIAF, Bob Howry.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Well that sucked
What sucked even more was that Houston had the bases juiced but Oakland got out of it.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

1500+ comments.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the order coming up
For the Cubbies Oh joy
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Just hit to Vidro
I could care less, I just want see him dive for a grounder.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh god.
Please don't hit it to 2B.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

McDonalds is now advertising 100% beef.
Is that technically an admission that they weren't before?
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

this is a nightmare scenario
it's the B-team out there...i guess we really did just forfeit.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro at 2nd
lol
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

This is why pointless double switches
and having only one backup infielder are piss poor ideas.

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If a ball is hit at Vidro
Is Betancourt and Ichiro allowed to wave him off?

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha
Vidro to 2nd!  WOOHOO!

by BeltredNOT on Jun 12, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Kick ass, O'Flaherty
because you're gonna need to go a few innings.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Zambrano on deck
What.

NL baseball is fucking crazy.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Carlos Zambrano can hit
If he gets on Jason Marquis can go in and run
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Eric O'Flaherity's steam of conscience
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...
KEEP BALL OFF GROUND...

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF
Uh ... wtf is this game devolving into?

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Zambrano homered the other day.
And had 6 homers last year.

Don't take him lightly EOF.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

damn, Call him off Vidro
it would pretty awesome if Zambrano needs it
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

ends not needs
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zambrano PH
well this is a fitting way to end the game if ive ever seen one
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha that 0-2 pitch
They just wanted to see if he'd swing.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

This game will never end.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

See, what Guillen should do next...
is turn around and fire the ball into the RF bleachers instead.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

awesome.
probably suspendable though.

by sammy on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jasosn Marquis
will be the next Cub to PH.

Who's our best hitting pitcher?

I think it's Weaver to be honest.

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, Ohman sucks
If he's in, this is the time to score.

by patsfan on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

EOF pumps his fist
that was cute
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit down Carlos Zambrano
Oh yeah Lopez hit that ball at you on purpose
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

wow
just got home, but listened to most of the game on the radio.  This is freaking nuts.  Out bullpen is officially dead.
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So if Ichiro gets on
Do you leave O'Flaherty in to bunt him over in case we don't score?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes
After telling Ichiro to steal.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I wonder what the SB Nation record is for most
comments in a game thread?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I think these past two games
have been just as exhausting for us as it has been for the players... My blood pressure is all over the map, and I'm only 21, thats not normal
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

ichiro hecklers
sound like japanese chefs greeting you at benyhana

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Weaver pinch hitting?
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

guess not
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-oh
Jeff Weaver getting ready.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Olives Mayo Feta Garlic
Weaver up to bat???

Yesssssss.  

This will be fun...

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

What does that make Washburn? .420?
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're dead
Weaver getting ready?  If so we are so very dead.

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

O'Flaherty time
I hope his parents aren't watching.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

man with pink hat behind home
I'm no cultural anthropologist, but I'm pretty sure that means he is homosexual.

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah, I hate officaly hate the NL
nothing more entertaining then watching a middle-reliever hit.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

A's lost
we can afford to lose this one.
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Geez
the A's could play like three games in the time this one's taking us.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez
Heroic Funk Blast of London time.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

if we win...
...it makes up for the burnout the BP is experiencing.

then again if we lose...i could stomach hanging in place.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can see the headline now
"Heckler dead from shanking"
this evening john rogers was found dead in the parking lot. Police have arrested right fielder Jose Guillen. Guillen had this to say "he kept calling me Ozzie, I couldn't take it, so I cut him like the little bitch he was.

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

heckler dead from shanking
would be a good reggae song.

heckler dead from shanking,
shanking it easy
dead from shanking,
shanking it slowwww

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

hit and run...
best chance to score here is a funk double

by JeffHagan2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BB to Jose Guillen
Now Raul can do something

Come on Raul keep the inning going

John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh
Ohman has a scary ass gameday picture. Its like he has a second face growing underneath.

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Our pitchers
Washburn .267/.353/.267 (41 PA)
Weaver .205/.230/.247 (217 PA)
Batista .094/.127/ .132 (323 PA)
Felix 1-6 4K
Jason Davis 1-9 HR (aww fuck we used him to pitch!)

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Good god ...
End this game already ....

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, some of us on the East Coast
have to work in the fucking morning.  Shit or get off the pot, M's.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

im in NY
gigantic test in the morning for me, but goddammit were gonna win this thing!

by CKel on Jun 12, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great, 12+ innings of country music night.
At least they didn't keep Pickler around for the duration.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I just wish I could be there
for Sharpie marker night
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

God damn it inning over
Since Chokeland and Disneyheim lost i kinda hope Derek Lee ends this thing
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

PS
I'm really glad Millwood isn't a mariner

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni
Nice.

Although I thought he threw that away.  I hate being nervous like that.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Indeed
I was holding my breath on that throw too

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Betancourt makes good play
Umpires continue to wonder when this crap is gonna end.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Vidro out there?
Haven't seen a ball hit in his direction. Might be napping.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn
That looked so gone off the bat.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Did anybody just hear that?
That's me shitting a horse. Yeah, it's loud.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought that was it....
Hahahaha...............ugggggggggh.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck this
this is BAD anticipation
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

but i guess it ended okay
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

We might see a third thread today.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Absurd.
God help us if this place keeps getting bigger.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Today
not a good WPA day for hitters.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Aaaand the Oakland game is done. 5-4 loss.
Maybe I'm late with this; IDK.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

someone beat you to it
...but it sounds so sweet i enjoyed reading it again.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want somebody to hit it to 2B.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks, DeRosa
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

EOF
Is rockin' tonight!

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

YET ANOTHER INNINGS
yeeeeeesssss

13 IZ R LUCKY NUM3ER

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Somebody score a run. Anybody! JUST SCORE
A FUCKING RUN!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

omfg what ridiculous luck
we have here in getting people to chase jank

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

I love chasing jank
I've never caught it, though.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

god damn
this will never end
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

O'Flaherty just did a nice little
jump/yelp combo that was reminiscent of a dog getting its paw stepped on.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on M's
You haven't scored since 4th inning
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Yessss.
Man, though, I HATE extra inning games on the road.  No matter what, they have to come back in...

I want this game.  I want it badly.  Like Buhner said -- screw the Wild Card.  I want the Division!

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

if he came in right now
and even put the bat on the ball, tell me he wouldn't rise to jacobsen-esque fandom

by CKel on Jun 12, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

im feeling the
sexson FB.

wait...no.  thats ridiculous.  my mistake.

by deacvision7 on Jun 12, 2007 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Glad you came to your senses.
It's not late July yet.  He's not allowed to hit.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Guillen is such a dick.
And I love it.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

me too
we needed a good jackass who plays hard but won't take shit from people.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I bet it'll be Joh
He's been squating for 12 innings
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

just homer you big lug
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Now I'm pissed
Gilmore Girls isn't on until Saturday, now!

by Garces on Jun 12, 2007 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He never left.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
I'd love to meet Good Richie, whoever he is.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good Richie is in Seattle still
He has'nt played a game since we signed him
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Between the wind and the slow grass
I'm not sure either team's gonna score before the 15th.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

this game will be decided...
in the 19th by a Jamie Burke FB.
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

that might have been his pitch...
...that's where he loves it.  please make that mistake again.

by eagle on Jun 12, 2007 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

It's almost been 10 innings since they scored
And that was in this game
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Good idea, Joh.
No one behind you can hit a FB. Might as well keep trying for it on every pitch.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa...
ummmm....

its okay, yu-bet can get a RBI single.

by deacvision7 on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my god I thought that was gone!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhh man
That ball is gone without the wind.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

In fact
Given the 355 foul pole... that ball is gone anyway in just about any other park, even Safeco.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poor Turbo
How often does he hit a pitch that hard?

PINCH RUN!

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN!
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK YOU WIND
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN YOU FORCES OF NATURE
GIVE ME SOME WIND
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

it turns out
that Edgar's speed was the easiest thing to replace when searching for a DH

by Trenchtown2 on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wind blowing in was God's warning fart.
It's official: we're fucked.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

please, just a base hit Yuni
AND FUCK YOU AGAIN WRIGLY, be more the chi sox ballpark
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

STEAL THIRD ON THE IBB.
STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL STEAL.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's on deck?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha WFB sucks and they know it
Yuniesky getting some respect from Lou
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
Lou remembers Willie sucks

by Robert on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck, it's on Willie
Let Burke bat
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

walking to get to BALLGAME?!
thats just suicide!

lou must be taking crazy pills.

by deacvision7 on Jun 12, 2007 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

I will never make fun of you again Willie if you
drive in a run here.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I miss Eduardo Perez
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even remember
Why Willie is in the lineup, or how the pitcher is batting after second. This game has gone on too long.*

* That said, I'd rather it go 19 innings than let the Cubs win.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Muster up all that grit!
Grit 'er Done!!!!
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for FB number 5 WFB
You went yard in Comerica you can do it here
John McLaren for Manager

by mariners11 on Jun 12, 2007 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

YES YES YES YES YES YES
OH MY GOD YOU LUCKY FAT DUMBFUCKER WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH!!!
MICHAEL BARRETT IS MY HERO!!!!

GRIT FOR WILLIE!!!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Garcia needs to be fired
But holy shit that's funny as fuck!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG
OMFG OMFG TURBO MADE IT LUCKY LUCKY LUCKY

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG
VIDRO STOPPED

VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD

AND HE STILL MADE IT

BARRETT DROPPED THE BALL

BARRETT DROPPED THE BALL

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

You win the prize
Thats my new signature. Pure awesome!

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE YOU WILLIE BALLGAME!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro you fucking slow fatass
OMFG!
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
GREATEST RUN IN THE HISTORY OF MAN KIND!

by Robert on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

OH MY GOSH
DID THAT JUST HAPPEN

by kbdub on Jun 12, 2007 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

WILLIE!!!!!!!!
VIDRO YOU SLOW PIECE OF SHIT
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FAT FUCK GOT SO FUCKING LUCK!!!!!!
YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK! YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!YOU LUCKY FAT FUCK!

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

LODSFHASOKJDFHASIODJFHAO
OJFOIASUBHFIAOUSBHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

There's an old adage.
It's so much better to be lucky than good.

RUN LIKE THE HECKIN' WIND, VIDRO.  DON'T STOP DUDE!

Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I think Willie Bloomquist
just won the game.  Here's to grit. ;)
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THATS HOW YOU TAKE THE LEAD!!!!
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Who the hell
would let that gelatinous blob nambed Vidro run in that situation?  
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 12, 2007 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Its still really slow
When I made my post after Vidro's run, I went into the next room to tell someone what happened. I had them turn on the game to see a replay, and then I returned to my room. The post was still loading - my first thought was that I hadn't hit "post".

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am a man of my word.
Willie Bloomquist, you sir just made a fan.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

That was ugly
Kind of embarrassing.  But works!

by Peen on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

We have ignition
Where's the you have been ignited pic?

by PDXTai on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

BURKE!!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

JAMIE BURKE!!!!
BEST BACKUP CATCHER IN BASEBALL!!!

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame and Burke
craziest fucking game ever!
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

RE: Turbo's a lucky son of a bitch
Karma after that homer was pulled back in!

by JConnell on Jun 12, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Burke for (insert job here)!!!
Insurance galore!!!!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

BURKE!!!
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you said, "Insurgence!!!!"
...which made little sense, obviously.

by Will D on Jun 12, 2007 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought the Cubs defense was supposed to be good
0_o
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 12, 2007 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

You know the thing about this team
We dont just beat them, we get their hopes up and then COMPLETELY deflate them.

Your 2007 Mariners, we're like that Hot girl who flirts with you just so we can shoot you down!

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ballgame and burke
are awesome. (in willy's case, tonight only)
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't even imagine how
irate I would be had that happened TO us, rather than to the lowly Cubbies.

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If Vidro had just run
the whole way he would have been safe by a mile.  I'm not sure why he slowed down.  Did they show Garcia on the M's broadcast?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank god I put on my 80's M's rally hat on
at the start of this inning... I'm confident that this is the main reason we've gone ahead now
GS52, I'm all yours

by thenatural on Jun 12, 2007 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gallagher in
Lets smash some watermelon!

by Slica on Jun 12, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

im so mad i drove to my parents house...
to watch the spurs game (we are from san antonio) and they dont have extra innings.

that play sounds priceless!

by deacvision7 on Jun 12, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's crash the servers
So Rev can never post again.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, let's go JJ
3 big outs
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh Well
Vidro should've had a homerun anyway.

by ThundaPC on Jun 12, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
They went to commercial with Achey Breaky Heart.

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

It would be hilarious if Jose Guillen
hit a slam here.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 12, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Achy Breaky Heart.
Appropriate.

So you know, I've put in an email to try and get LL on a faster server (like the one AN and BCB use).

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go JJ!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

You guys have me to thank
for this win.  I stayed up till 5am London time hoping for a win.  

Worth it.

by skijake1 on Jun 12, 2007 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

DON'T JINX IT
REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE GET COCKY?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The baseball gods reward
those who make sacrifices for their team.  Like staying up past 5am and watching the effing gamecast on cbs sportsline.

by skijake1 on Jun 12, 2007 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

1 DOWN!
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Sit the Fuuuuuck
down.

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

thats ok JJ
you dont have to make it interesting...just get these last two outs quickly.

please.

k, thanks.

by deacvision7 on Jun 12, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not only has this game broken LL
It seems to have broken MLB gameday as well.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 12, 2007 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ's tired.
I don't care how good he is, I still hate short leads in late innings.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

ok, now im nervous
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MORE COCKINESS
Just be the pessimists we are.

Also, Splitter please!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

shit
come on jj lets go baby DP here
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised if JJ was still tired.
At least we've got a ground baller on the hill right now.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Enough cockiness.
We've gotten into trouble twice tonight with cockiness....

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Two gone!
Just need one more.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG
My girlfriend just said "shit" when that cubbie douche got a hit.

Then she asked me why JJ was throwing so many fastballs.

This is the first time she's ever demonstrated anything but annoyance at my M's watching.

Best M's game ever.

by johnbai on Jun 12, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck
Soriano...

by bpdawg24 on Jun 12, 2007 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Soriano scares the shit out of me
please do this JJ
RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate it when a Mariners closer
faces Alfonso Soriano.

In extra innings.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

All of those smiling faces
going home heartbroken. :P
VIDRO STOPPED BECAUSE HE PROBABLY SAW SOME EFFING FOOD IN THE CROWD - katal

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

NO MOTHERFUCKING COCKINESS
Please, for my superstitious self's sake.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is JJ afraid of his fastball here?
Two sliders in a row -- his worst pitch.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Honestly.
A walk here is OK for me.  Soriano is a fastball hitter.  
Okay, this sig thing is sorta working: LEARN HOW TO THROW, YUUUUUUNIIIIIIIII!!!!

by PositivePaul on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

shit come on jj
please shut this down
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

What
At least two of those pitches were strikes.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus
Putz is in no condition to be out there.
Hard work never killed nobody, but I won't take my chances.

by JAH on Jun 12, 2007 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Well ...
You have got to be kidding ... It could have been worse ...

by manifestus on Jun 12, 2007 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.

some on JJ bear down and strike this motherfucker out

Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

ahh
i knew we'd win it all along
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow,
this couldn't get any stranger

by Bhamster on Jun 12, 2007 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

god dammit JJ
THROW STRIKES
Fuck you Kenny Lofton

by dbroncos31 on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME OVER!
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
WHOOO! Mariners earned this one.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ FUCKIN PUTZ
There is nobody better in the game of baseball!

by TheMarinator on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!
We're boned tomorrow.

by JLC on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice win, M's.
*Visiting Angels fan* Never give up, never surrender!

by TheOptimist on Jun 12, 2007 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

And the game is finally fucking over.
MARINERS WIN!
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YESSSS
That was the most uncomfortable game I've watched in a long long time.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!
WE WIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GO M'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by BeltredNOT on Jun 12, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES
JJ was not 100%, but he still gets it done!!

BEST WIN EVER

SHERRILL====MVP

RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my god.
Most tense game ever.  I feel like I'm going to have a heart attack.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

craziest. game. ever.
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I will say this for the Cubs:
they earned my respect tonight. Damn good game.

by Katal LM on Jun 12, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

so
the bullpen is totally fucked.  We send down Green and call up who?
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Fucking Christ.
Can we just cancel tommorow's game? Good fucking god.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it bad
that 70 games into the season I nearly went into cardiac arrest against an NL team?

by Dylan @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable
These game are killing me, but in a good way.

Hopefully the M's can hit Sean Marshall around tomorrow, cause it's Batista and Woods and no one else, I would think.

by patsfan on Jun 12, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

9 games over .500
3 games back of the Angels. Still a game back of Detroit.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ok tomorrow, could we please have a quick blowout
where one of our pitchers goes 8 innings?
a quick 2hr game with a 10 run inning so the pen doesn't have to worry.

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

holy
shite!!  unreal.  when we went down 2-0 and Wash was pouring gas i decided i had to stop watching the goddamn computer.  checked back at 8 only to see the game in extras... Gamecast froze...  USSM melted...  boxscore looks like an all-star game...  

if anyone has this classic on dvd, EMAIL ME.  

heart atttaaack
heart attack man

by lemonverbena on Jun 12, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll mention it again:
I've submitted a request to do something about the LL server. Right now it's on the same server as Royals Review and a few other sites, but with the recent popularity it needs to be upgraded to AN/VEL/BCB's server instead.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Haven't the game threads
always been some of the biggest among all the teams?

by Happybelly on Jun 12, 2007 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
but recently it's gotten ridiculous. I mean, 2000 comments today? It's awesome, but in order to keep up that kind of traffic we need an upgrade.

by Jeff Sullivan on Jun 12, 2007 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now is the only time I ever go to ESPN.com,
to view their instantly updated standings. Oh, how I love to see that 3 in the games back column.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Jun 12, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

this team
just finds ways to win.  Refuse to Lose is back!
Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 12, 2007 9:21 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread is Hall of Fame worthy.
And easily top 3 of all time.

Unreal.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I cannot wait for tonight's recap.
But will understand if it's not up for hours, with the need to relieve stress.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 12, 2007 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Freddy Garcia=Done for the season
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

That's Wrigley for you
Crazy shit always seems to find you at Wrigley.

by Gomez on Jun 12, 2007 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Check Out "Bleed Cubbie Blue" blog...
They're getting suicidal over there!...

by troutmask96 @ Lookout Landing on Jun 12, 2007 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

If Barrett doesn't drop that ball. We could STILL
be playing.

I don't think that was a case of the baseball gods smiling upon us, I just think that was a case of the gods getting sick and tired of the game, and when they saw a runner heading home, they made sure he scored.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It also had to be Willie to drive him in.
The craziness of this game demanded nothing less.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a more serious note
This has to be an LL image. IMO, it's easily the funniest and it'll always make me smile.
Felix, you magnificent bastard.

by Double06 on Jun 12, 2007 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should send that BCB.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BCB
help me out here

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bleed Cubbie Blue.
Our sister site.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Appearently I have to wait
so they can do a background check.

...I'll taunt them tomorrow at the top of their game thread.

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally I wouldn't taunt them.
I mean, after a brutal loss like that, would you want them coming over here and rubbing it in our faces?

But they are piling on Barrett, so they might want to see the graphic anyways.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

If it was us that lost I mean.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a loving way of course.
I'm a lifelong Cardinals fan too, I can't help but taunt the Cubs after a comical/hilarious loss.

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I mean
posting the gif to begin with is quite the taunt in my book

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody notice that's out first 5 game winning
streak of the year? Awesome.
Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:43 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN actually funny
Willie Bloomquist - "The sensational Willie Bloomquist . . . he's on fire! . . . now up to a beefy .267"

by david h on Jun 12, 2007 10:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha ESPN makes fun of WFB so much
"the sensational Willie Bloomquist"
"up to a BEEFY .267"

..."are you making fun of him?"
..."No, we're just telling the viewers at home how good he's playing"

Everyone laughs

by PShwa on Jun 12, 2007 10:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Reading the CBC thread, the Cubs fans are a little
ticked at our disrespect of the NL.

You wanna know why we disrespect the NL Cubbie fans? If the Mariners were in the NL right now, they would HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN THE ENTIRE LEAGUE! As it is they don't even have the best record in their own division in the AL.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on Jun 12, 2007 10:59 PM PDT reply actions  

I still prefer NL rules
I wish they had good teams, I really enjoy watching DHless baseball between good opponents, even if I don't follow the teams.

by JI on Jun 12, 2007 11:05 PM PDT reply actions  

The Capper
Let's put a rap on this thread.  Fuck your couch!
Petro nemo slappywag. That's Petorian for "more beer, you slappywag."

by thebiz on Jun 12, 2007 11:26 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ
apparently had the flu yesterday, he was working on fumes, and basically no energy.  All this is according to seattlemariners.com

I love JJ, the baseball God's tried to even the playing field by making him sick...still didn't work.

Kudos to EOF, I thought he did a bang up job in relief.

Oh and we need CG from our starters for the next 17 games.

RAUUUUL, one U for every homer!

by MFAN on Jun 12, 2007 11:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments For This Post Are Closed


User Tools

By reading a game thread of your own volition you agree to accept all liability for any and all damage done to your delicate sensibilities.

FanPosts

Community blog posts and discussion.

Recommended FanPosts

Moar_bacon_small
Everything I Know About Jesus Montero

Recent FanPosts

Wbc_029_small
Friday Morning Music Thread
Small
OTDOD - Early February Edition
Agentejebaox3_small
A Statistical Analysis of Mariners' Fan Support
Small
Who will have a better season?
Claw_small
BA's Top 10 M's Prospects
Wbc_029_small
Friday Morning Music Thread
Small
Munenori Kawasaki Predictions!!!
Small
The Longevity and Future Success of Felix Hernandez.
Small
The present vs future conundrum

+ New FanPost All FanPosts >


Sexy People

Wbc_029_small Jeff Sullivan

Small Matthew