Awesome onion article

by armedpp on May 31, 2007 8:44 PM PDT

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_to_ken_griffey_jr_we_wish?utm_source=onion_rss_daily

For all those out there that love Ken Griffey Jr and want Barry Bonds to break both legs, have both arms fall out and never touch a bat again while he sits at home with his steroids and wonders why he is such a colossal tool

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this reminds me

of the guy in a forum who thought the Hank Aaron awarded 50 lost homeruns story was real

by Trenchtown2 on May 31, 2007 8:52 PM PDT reply actions

i

did post it for the humor not the reality, hence citing the name of the paper

by armedpp on May 31, 2007 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions

All that did

was leave me feeling sad.

by Katal LM on May 31, 2007 10:26 PM PDT reply actions

Me too.

Protect the enviroment, or I'll FUCKING KILL YOU! CAPTAAAAAIIIINNNN PLANNNNET! ~Ted Turner

by Goose on May 31, 2007 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions

I'm a sad panda as well.

We really did miss out on seeing what he would have been able to do if he could have stayed healthy.

"Behold the gaseous stench of Skeletor's breakfast burrito!"

by Thingray on Jun 1, 2007 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions

Wonder if the Reds would give us Griffey

in exchange for Turbo and Weaver. The money is just about even.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, and then you see Bill Bavasi, it's him.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 31, 2007 11:14 PM PDT reply actions

Maybe if we threw in

Cibney Bello and Fister.

If you look around the table and you can't tell who the sucker is, and then you see Bill Bavasi, it's him.

by Rollo Tomasi on May 31, 2007 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions

That's so not funny

... okay, Cibney is. But FISTER would probably end up their #4 starter within 1-2 years and then we'd watch him win 160 games for the Reds.

by Gomez on Jun 1, 2007 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions

I don't really care if Bonds breaks it

since ARod will have broken it in a few years barring injury,

How good are you at answering direct questions, on a scale of 1 to 10? I'd say I'm very good.

by Mariner John on May 31, 2007 11:19 PM PDT reply actions

As if today has not made me cry enough.

by mark s @ Lookout Landing on Jun 1, 2007 1:21 AM PDT reply actions

thank you

i feel like complete crap now

Jeff Weaver is ours, and you can't have him

by David Piper on Jun 1, 2007 7:42 AM PDT reply actions

So weird

It's the Onion, so it's assumed this is a joke, except the tone wasn't at all satirical. Methinks they wish it could've been different as well.

Damn that Riverfront Astroturf. You know that's what did Junior in.

by Gomez on Jun 1, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions

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