Off Topic Diary of the Day

by abelard on Apr 8, 2007 3:22 PM PDT Comment 17 comments

I hate shootouts.
Nothing good has ever come from a shootout.
Gary Bettman was probably conceived during a 50man shootout on his mother.
That is all.

300 character fact:
[puts on radiation shielding suit]
[starts cursing]
[cursing fogs up eyeplate]
[curses some more]
[more cursing, some of it in French]
[and sure, why not, even more cursing]

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Worst. Journal. Ever.

At least explain in further detail for those of us who don't have any clue what you are talking about. It's a baseball blog buddy.

by Babar on Apr 8, 2007 3:28 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

The following line alone made this diary worth it

Gary Bettman was probably conceived during a 50man shootout on his mother.

by Robert on Apr 8, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

I don't know how that got there

I originally typed '5 man', the 0 was probably a typo.

by abelard on Apr 8, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey, the Mariners had two straight doubleheaders snowed out. It's not like we have the Mariners to write about, so naturally we move to other things. The earth keeps on a-spinnin', even if the Mariners don't play.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 8, 2007 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

We can be horrified at the thought of

how Rick Rizzs awkwardly hit on all the hot Cleveland chi- oh never mind.

how Rick Rizzs awkwardly hit on all the average Cleveland chicks.

Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 9, 2007 3:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

HOLY SMOKE, WHAT A BROAD

by Gomez on Apr 9, 2007 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

use google

by Mere Tantalisers on Apr 9, 2007 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

leafs fan?

I'd probably advise you not to confess you're a Leafs fan since the whole Lookout Landing thing is run by a Sens fan.

But yeah, it is pretty sickening to see a playoff spot decided on the final day of the season by a shootout. The purists are irate, definitely, but for those who believe the shootout is a giant gimmick, today was a sad day.

Unless you're a Leafs hater.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 8, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

I don't mind shootouts

in ordinary situations. I just don't like the idea of a playoff spot being decided by them. Maybe I'm still scarred by the 98 Olympics.

by abelard on Apr 8, 2007 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

uh....

Fishsticks Blow
Leafs Blow

so I see no problem here.

Let's Go Rangers!

by PShwa on Apr 8, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

woot lets go Rangers!

Oh and I think the shootout has been excellent and I was against it. As long as it stays in the regular season I'm fine w. it.

by phil333 on Apr 8, 2007 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

Exactly.

You are a good man, lets go rangers!
I agree, the shootout has been just fine, as long as it stays in the regular season. In some leagues over in Europe, I think Russia actually, they use the shootout in the playoffs. Steve Valiquette, NYR backup goalie and all-around great guy, played there a few seasons ago and said it was the most pressure ever, as if you lost you were basically cut from the team and all the blame was on the goaltender, which is ridiculous.

by PShwa on Apr 9, 2007 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

as scheduled

Great story for the Isles to make it, but man, they are so going to get smoked in the first round by Buffalo, especially if they're all the way down to Wade Dubielewicz in net. Ouch. Rick Jeanneret may be cottonmouthed from all the goals the Sabres will score in that series.

In the West, if any team gets swept in the first round, it'll be because that team completely crapped the bed. Some are even saying all four of the West series should go six games. I could see it.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Apr 8, 2007 3:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs