I've been in Idaho the last three days, up north enjoying life in Coeur d'Alene, and I haven't been watching the games.

But I have been looking at the WE charts, and all I ahve to say is that the M's look really bad and they should get drunk because they couldn't possibly play any worse.

this is embarassing. I mean, I bowled a 68 tonight, and that was embarassing, but this is really embarassing. You're major fucking leaguers, you pitchres. Now pitch.