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4/2: Real Opening Day Open Thread

Wbc_029_tiny by Jeff Sullivan on in Seattle Mariners News, Regular

First Pitch: 3:35pm PDT

                   

Kendall C Ichiro CF Stewart LF Beltre 3B Bradley CF Vidro DH Piazza DH Ibanez LF Chavez 3B Sexson 1B Swisher 1B Guillen RF Crosby SS Johjima C Buck RF Betancourt SS Ellis 2B Lopez 2B ---------- ----------

Haren (0-0, -.--)           Felix (0-0, -.--)

Wear it with pride, if only for a day.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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Ha
I thought I was the only one still up.

Man... I'm gonna have to make the tough decision on whether to stay home and watch the game, or go to physics. What to do, what to do...

by oompagooba on Apr 2, 2007 5:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Bring it on
Man this six months has dragged. Have been waiting for tonight for too long, it had better not disappoint!

Will be watching up in the wee small hours - if you're heading down there, give them a yell of encouragement from me.

Gowon the M's!

MarkE's M's games:
25/4/06 - M's 0 Tigers 2
14/4/07 - M's v Rangers
17/4/07 - M's v Twins

P1 W0 L1 (.000)

by MarkE on Apr 2, 2007 5:33 AM PDT reply actions  

It's here!
Finally! Cmon Felix, just give me hope about this team for one series, hell one day.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 5:46 AM PDT reply actions  

Call it a feeling
I'm excited for this series. Even though I'm on the other side of the country, I can't wait to watch opening day at the Safe, just like I have tickets behind the visiting team dugout to heckle them all game.

LETS GO MARINERS!

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Apr 2, 2007 5:47 AM PDT reply actions  

Hmmm.
Mike Hargrove would call that feeling "Gas"...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 2, 2007 7:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man
I'm absolutely stoked for this season to begin.

My first year with MLB.tv, so we'll see how that goes. As long as I get to see us play, I'm ecstatic.

by PShwa on Apr 2, 2007 6:17 AM PDT reply actions  

Time for me to start breaking out
The chocolate covered coffee beans and switch over to PST for a few weeks.

I've missed game threads.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 6:35 AM PDT reply actions  

Looking down the lineups
gives me a great deal of hope. There's not a single batter I'd want to trade for the A's equivalent. Maybe, just maybe, Id take chavez over sexson. And at least today our starter should be better.

Can't we clone Felix? what was that nutball cult that claimed to have cloned humans?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 6:37 AM PDT reply actions  

We have the best lineup in the West
Really. It's a little bizarre to think about, but it's true. When your worst hitters are Lopez, Betancourt, and Vidro, you're not doing too badly.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 7:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

i suss you're right.
Rangers always get pegged as the offensive powerhouse in the west, but you oculd put LAA into ameriquest and have them hit like the yankees, I suppose.
Who, by the way, have the most unlikely opening day starter in the majors outside of Gil Meche. Maybe even more unlikely considering the teams.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 7:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'd probably take Piazza over Vidro
but thats just personal preference.  When it comes down to it, they are an ex-catcher and and ex-2B who are now DH.  Doesn't this seem wrong...

by Edgar for Pres on Apr 2, 2007 7:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not talking about positions
in those terms, I would also take crosby over betancourt and yes, Piazza over Vidro. I'm talking about 1-9 in the lineup. And I would rather have Ibanez than Piazza.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 8:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

Swisher
I would take Swisher.

by Peen on Apr 2, 2007 7:49 AM PDT up reply actions  

OK yeah
but its not exactly cut and dry. If Guillen has the season he had with the angels, then its a toss up. But you're right.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 8:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yes
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 2, 2007 6:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Felix
Okay, Felix, you've got a pre-broken A's offense, a home-town crowd, and opening-day fever.

It's on!

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by scoutingbook on Apr 2, 2007 7:39 AM PDT reply actions  

I predict...
73 pitch perfect game, M's win 3-0 on solo HR by Guillen, Beltre, and Betancourt.

by patsfan on Apr 2, 2007 7:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Since I'm going to be busy....
GO M'S!!!!!!!!

Here's to hopin' the umps are a little nicer to George this year.  

Pictures @ 11-ish.  Or so.  I hope.  

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 2, 2007 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

OH wait
I have the whole Passover thing tonight.

looks like i'll have to miss a few innings.

by PShwa on Apr 2, 2007 7:43 AM PDT reply actions  

Cant you just
read the haggadah according to Felix?

by johnbai on Apr 2, 2007 9:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

I get off of work at 4
I'll rush home, and watch the first part of the game that I missed on DVR, before catching up.

Here's hoping that none of us are subjected to being forced to watch Felix "establish his fastball" for the first two innings.

no signature necessary

by Katal LM on Apr 2, 2007 7:45 AM PDT reply actions  

Out the Door I go!
Heh.  Gave my son our old point & shoot and he took this shot, after saying "Make a silly face!"

Like father, like son...

Heading up to Seattle now, with a stop at Tacoma and Puyallup to pick up the brothers.  

Have fun!  I know I will...

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 2, 2007 8:41 AM PDT reply actions  

WOOHOO
Six hours until gametime!  While I have class tonight, I may even skip class if the game remains interesting and just explain everything to my instructor on Wednesday.

The bad news for this year is that, due to my night classes (which were not an issue in '05 and '06), I probably won't be available for Mon-Tues-Wed-Thurs night games, until June.  I'll definitely be watching and hanging around here on the weekends, holidays and day games.  And if a professor cancels class or has an exam and lets me out early, I'll also be around.

But hell, I'm five classes from earning a Bachelor's in (something laughable) from UW, so cut me some slack.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 9:04 AM PDT reply actions  

You have AIDS
and a very painful, chafing rash in a place that will not allow you to elaborate further.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Are you sure
that when i show back up at worth tomorrow in perfect health, ear intact, that will fly? I'm down with it if it will work...but

by Corco on Apr 2, 2007 9:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

People can't grow back ears?!
Oh dear, I'm going to fail my biomed finals.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 9:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

When faking sick...
always mention diarrhea.  It grosses people out and they won't ask any more questions.

If you can't bring yourself to say it... just say, "I have to stay VERY close to my bathroom right now."

by johnbai on Apr 2, 2007 9:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

Barfing works better
as a manager anytime my employee tells me they've been ralphing i don't want them anywhere near the office... I've seen too many people get the "sympathy vomit syndrome" and I surely don't want an office a vomitting people.

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

Seconded
Also the use of the word "explosive" can be key

by Robert on Apr 2, 2007 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

im missing my lab for the game today
Big day for Beltre today! I really think he's going to have a monster season, probably not 2004, but a damn good one.

I love opening day!

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 9:13 AM PDT reply actions  

My last class ends
at around 3:20 PST. I have my Felix tshirt on, and I brought my laptop with me. Operating Systems studying can wait a few hours.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 9:18 AM PDT reply actions  

Jeff, is that a pic of you?
you kinda look like Meche, although that could be because you have an M's jersey with long sleeves underneath it.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

Hey now
Just you wait until Jeff Sullivan puts it all together.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions  

It is statistically expected to happen
once every 3 months or so, but I remain skeptical, the pure writing ability is there, that's clear, but his command of adjunct gerunds is spotty at best and he relies far too heavily on zeugma's to be effective three or four paragraphs into a story.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I thought
the exact same thing when I first saw that picture, but I refrained from making a comment and incurring Jeff's wrath.

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

sorry Jeff
didn't mean it as a dis.  Now if I said you pitched liked Meche that would be a different story.  Meche is a good looking guy.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, no kidding
when I first moved to Seattle and started going to Mariners games, I thought Gil Meche was the cutest guy on the pitching staff, and even got a Meche #55 t-shirt... (to be fair, he was like 10-3, 3.something at the time I got it)

Sadly, he seems to have aged like ten years in the last three years.  Poor guy.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 2, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Starting for the Florida Marlins
In RF Joe Borchard!
At C Miguel Olivo!

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 10:00 AM PDT reply actions  

Bring It On : Update
Okay, so...

1st day of the month at work is supposed to be naff, but was squeaky clean today.

Amazingly cute girl smiled at me multiple times in the petrol queue on the way home from work this evening

Good things happen in threes, right?

LET'S GO, MOTHER HUBBARDS!

MarkE's M's games:
25/4/06 - M's 0 Tigers 2
14/4/07 - M's v Rangers
17/4/07 - M's v Twins

P1 W0 L1 (.000)

by MarkE on Apr 2, 2007 10:02 AM PDT reply actions  

A-Rod drops foul ball in top of first.
Yankee fans boo.

It's nice to have baseball back.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 10:25 AM PDT reply actions  

A-rod K's with 2 men on
Yankees fans boo.  Scott Kazmir is good.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 10:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

If he were really good
there wouldn't have been two men on.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

Kamir
isn't gonna get past the fifth in this one with the number of pitches he is throwing.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 10:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Oh man oh man oh man oh man
GO MARINERS! WOOHOO!

I'm pumped!

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 10:32 AM PDT reply actions  

Good news for anyone near a TV at 1 pm
Red Sox-Royals at 1pm on ESPN.  I hear a certain Mariners reject will be KC's Opening Day SP.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 10:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Does anyone have an over/under
for the number of posts in today's game thread(s).

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 10:40 AM PDT reply actions  

500
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

You joking?
We'll probably be close to 200 before the first pitch is even thrown.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Opening Line: 1,000
but it really depends if Jeff is present or not for it.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, John Sickels has a Putz retro up at
Minor League Ball.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I found it interesting
That the Devil Rays sent Jorge Cantu to the minors to start the year... he's asked to be traded.

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

What's the story with that
I saw he was refusing, by why did they send him down?

Wonder what they'll ask for him...

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

from what I've read
they moved him to give BJ Upton a place to play.... he did have a bad year last year battling injuries.. and didn't have a good spring, sounded alot like they didn't have much patience with him.

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

The long short of it
He can't play defense and his offense is incredibly one dimensional (all or nothing who never walks). They felt that Upton and Wiggington were the better players at 2B and 1B and Gomes is the superior DH. He had no place to go and they wanted him to go to AAA to try to get his swing back.

Besides, he has a lame mustache.

by Trent on Apr 2, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jeter with an error!
what?! it can't be! he's a 3 time gold glove winner!

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm saying 700
only because it's a day game, otherwise above 1,000

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 10:44 AM PDT reply actions  

oh yeah
day game for you west coasters

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Did I just hear that right?
Elijah Dukes went to the same high school as Carl Everett and Dwight Gooden?  Really?

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 10:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Dang
Doyle's not starting.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 2, 2007 11:03 AM PDT reply actions  

Only a few days into the season and already
my fantasy team is going down.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sizemore
is a badass. I wish we had talent like that in our system...

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

Well we do
have another former UW QB recruit down in the minors

by Robert on Apr 2, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

God,
I love this new Gameday on MLB.com.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 2, 2007 11:16 AM PDT reply actions  

Mariners!
Give them nothing, but take from them, everything!
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 2, 2007 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

Good news for Snelling
Nook Logan just collided with the CF wall in the Nationals game and Meched up his ankle.

Ryan Church to Center, Snelling now in left.

And if those damn Washington announcers slobber over Miguel Olivo one more time I am going to puke. Someone needs to send Don Sutton video of his time in Seattle.

Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Also
That's actually a great development for the Natas, because Nook Logan sucks.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions  

Bad News for Tomorrow
with Loiza going on the DL the A's have moved Mariner killer Joe Blanton to the start tomorrow......

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 11:26 AM PDT reply actions  

Miguel Cabrera is goooooood....
2-2, 1 HR, 1 2B, 4 RBI, 1 BB

Then again, so is Hanley Ramirez:

3-3, 1 2B, 1 RBI, 2 SB

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

and he grounds out
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

thatdidn't help his bid
to break into the starting lineup. 2 pitches, both low and in. Grounder to first.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's one AB he wasn't counting on getting
So give him some time.  I'm sute Acta will, ebcause he probably doesn't have a choice for the next couple of days.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

Crazy
As anyone else would be, I'm curious as to the motive and backstory.  Someone had to be out to get someone in particular if it's only two people.  Sounds like it could be a murder-suicide.  Terrible.

Meanwhile, I have class there tonight... technically: I may just skipo if the game remains interesting.  Even though I know UW NEVER cancels classes, I wonder if my instructor will carry on with class tonight.  Probably so, though a school shooting is not the small potatoes that an ice storm is.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

And the D-Rays have tied it!
and yet another error by the Yankees.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:39 AM PDT reply actions  

The Yankees are true professionals
Looks like somebody's team wasn't ready for Opening Day.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

NIce bunt Zobrist, idiot
Stepped on the plate, then let the ball hit him for an out.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

And Pavano is starting to suck.
Fantasy points!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:42 AM PDT reply actions  

Now that we've seen the yankees defense
prepare for the glory that is the yankees bullpen! Here comes brian Bruney! Who, you may ask? Nevermind who; his mother forgets he exists sometimes.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees announcers as obnoxious as yankee
fans.

Announcer #1(I have no clue who they are):Andy Pettite is one of the winningest pitchers in playoff history. Though he still trails John Smoltz in number of postseason wins.
Announcer #2:Well, well, Pettite has 3 more rings than Smoltz.
Announcer #1:Oh yeah that's true.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:55 AM PDT reply actions  

Well its still early in the day
But I'd say that worst Opening Day Starter award will likely go to the pitching-rich White Sox, oddly  enough.

Contreras' 1.0IP 8R 8ER 8H 1HR 1SO 1BB 72.00ERA line will be tough to beat, and I would not be surprised if that's the worst line by a #1 starter all season.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 11:57 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm not sure I'd call the White Sox pitching rich
Aside from the highly fluky 2005, that group of pitchers isn't really that good.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

oh come on
Maybe they're not the 90's Braves, but their rotation top to bottom stacks well against any other in the League. Angels may be better. Blue Jays may be better. Who am I forgetting about?

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braves and Phillies in a tight one
we could be close to a Soriano sighting.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 12:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I stand corrected.
that is an impressive store. My reserves consist of a bottle of pepper vodka, a half bottle of scotch, a quarter of cognac, some amount of Russian drink called starka, and a hip flask with an indeterminate amount of Connemara, which is the best irish whiskey you can lay your hands on.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah
you're not even seeing my hard liquor stores. I've got all of that covered as well, though I buy reasonably cheap (Capt. Morgan, Ketel One, Jack, etc) there since that's just for entertainment purposes.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh to be young and single again...
Damn.  Between my roomie's and my habit, we used to have a setup like that in our dorm room.  But, I've cut waaaaay back since getting married and having a kid.  Didn't realize how 'out of shape' I was until I had three glasses of beer before walking over to Safeco yesterday.  It's a damn miracle that my early game shots aren't a whole lot fuzzier...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 3, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doyle lines out
With RISP and 2 out. Bad luck :(

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not me
Fucking destroy them, Raffy.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

im happy he's playing
sad it's not for us.

and he looks great so far.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe
The M's could trade them Jake Woods for Jorge Cantu.  

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Captain Intangibles strikes again
The D-Rays suck.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 12:19 PM PDT reply actions  

ON MY WAY
Enjoy!  I know I will... one way or another.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 12:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Leaving B'ham
GO M's
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 2, 2007 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Ben Sheets is good
1 hit, 0 BB through 6 against the Dodgers.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 12:38 PM PDT reply actions  

So was I
But then I saw he only has 71 pitches, so it looks like he's sacrificing Ks for efficiency.  Take notes , Felix.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except keep the ball lower
Most of Sheet's outs have been on fly balls.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on one of my fantasy teams
so HUZZAH... especially considering I have Carpenter and he got hammered yesterday.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Since Matthew did it
Just for Coach

Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 2, 2007 12:40 PM PDT reply actions  

My turn

And it's expensive to get my hair cut here :(

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 12:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

by cap I meant lid
but your hat is on as well.

by Corco on Apr 2, 2007 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you
pass that shit through a brita and it comes out better than grey goose. Trust a Russian on this.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I believe you
I'll get on it. But I just spend my last dollars on opening day tickets and vodka. And parking at Safeco when I get there.

I'm flat broke. I have US$4 to my name for another week.

by Corco on Apr 2, 2007 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really do
Hard stuff. Just nice ale for me, in moderation. Of course, not having the alcohol digestion enzyme makes it a lot easier for me to get hammered, so when I say 'moderation', I'm lying.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Man, sorry I missed that.
Someone's just gonna have to photoshop a picture of Duvel or something on this picture...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 3, 2007 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

KC/BOS starting soon
Meche is gonna get pounded.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 12:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope
Meche picthes a horrible game, and then Pineiro comes in and gets the blown save and the loss

by Corco on Apr 2, 2007 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

God, work sucks
I'm like "HI, I AM GOING TO MARINERS OPENING DAY" and they're all like "HI, YOU NEED TO FIX A BUNCH OF TEST SCRIPTS AND RUN SOME STUFF AND DO LIKE THREE DAYS' WORTH OF WORK BEFORE YOU CAN GO TO THE GAME"

Wheeee.  I thought I'd be able to sneak out at 1 but now I have no idea when I'll get out of here.

I'd post a picture of me in my Mariners jersey drinking a bottle of Snapple, but alas, I can't even do that because of our corporate network restrictions.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 2, 2007 1:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Snelling GIDP
in the 9th of a lost cause game. Too bad. He seems to have issues with the low inside pitch.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 1:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Given he probably didn't expect to play today
After getting benched just a day after being penciled in as the starter... I can see why.  He thought he got jerked around in Seattle... I have to wonder if Acta knows what he's doing.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's been slumping lately
He -is- a streaky hitter, but I have to wonder where all the discipline has gone.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did Miller just call Drew an ugly man?
Or am I hearing things?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees win
Boo.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:11 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
i laughed at that K

by PShwa on Apr 2, 2007 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

K
HE'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.
Ben Sheets takes his one-hitter into the ninth. Only 2 more outs...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

I jinxed it.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

anyone else
confused as to why Meche has thrown ONLY fastballs so far?

I was convinced he was gonna throw the nice 12-6 for a K on Youkilis.

by PShwa on Apr 2, 2007 1:15 PM PDT reply actions  

LET'S GO ROYALS
:clap clap clapclapclap:

Man, these fans are really behind Gil.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Meche Ks
Call me if he's still mowing these guys after the 5th.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 1:16 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHA!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

what the fuck was that?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love the quote
And five of those nine were sorry comebackers to the King himself. There are outs, and then there are outs. These were demoralizing, head-scratching, I-hope-nobody-saw-what-just-happened-to-me outs. They were take-your-medicine-and-shut-up outs.

Those are my fav's not hist stirke outs.

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

HAHA
See, Papi and ManRam eliminate the variance.

by Gomez on Apr 2, 2007 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah...well I'm off
You cats have a crazy game thread. Opening Day calls. And it's 40 minutes away.

by Corco on Apr 2, 2007 1:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Manny's hair
looks like a mop.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 1:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Doubtful.
It takes a lot to make up for these 25+ pitch innings.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

K
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:23 PM PDT reply actions  

All right Gil!
Only one run and about a hundred pitches! You might make it 5 after all!

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

27 pitch inning
Enjoy him, Kansas City. We sure did.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That looks familiar.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.
Poor Royals Review.

At least Meche's stuff looks great

Fastball has good velocity.  Breaking ball has a lot of break.  Change up fooled Ortiz badly.  We'll see if it turns into results.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That sounds so familiar.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes
Will result in much angst for your fanbase. And losses.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love baseball season.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Brandon Webb c. 2004 has returned.
2 hitters faced, 2 walks.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Go Rockies!
Are you in Colorado?

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.
Just watching it on Gameday because I have Chad Tracy in one fantasy league, and Conor Jackson in another.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

He just walked the bases loaded
for Matt Holliday.  Matt Holliday hits the ball far.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

David Aardsma:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 1:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Eater Of Souls, yes.
The lower one is Rheinecker in the wrong hat.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh
he doesn't look at satanic as I recall

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm
I think over time I just subconsciously forgot that was an added effect.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Standing O before he even has his first AB
GO GORDON!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Royals fans are so awesome.
Standing O for Alex Gordon?

These people deserve so much better.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh that sucks.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha
Alex Gordon sucks!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Awww
That was amazingly unstoried.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:37 PM PDT reply actions  

So what's the record
For pitches throw before the ball goes in play?

Webb is currently at 35

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Schilling walks in a run.
First time ever?

And let's be honest, Safeco's never had a "LET'S GO MARINERS!" chant in its life.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

and Schilling
has a higher pitch count then Meche.... heh, there is a god!!!

by MfaninAlaska on Apr 2, 2007 1:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Opening day is awesome.
Even Royal fans are hopeful and excited.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:43 PM PDT reply actions  

A clean slate
For Meche to work with.

Entertain me, Gil!

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Heads up:
Our new nested comments threshold is 1000.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm
that's going to make it tough to hit any 3 parters then.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dumbass
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You know
if Boston and Kansas City could swap rosters, then all the fans would get exactly what they deserve.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:48 PM PDT reply actions  

You know
I think Kansas City might have better fans than us.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I wouldn't doubt it
Seattlites are fair-weather, which is funny when you consider Seattle's climate.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Triple for KC shortstop.
Haven't seen offensive production out of that lineup slot in years.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I loved the relay throw by Lugo
Right into the dirt.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 1:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pineiro sighting soon?
Schilling has 50 pitches in the 2nd inning...

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 1:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it fair to say
That everyone here is rooting for the Royals?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 1:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's good Karma
I think we're all a little scared we'll end up like them, so maybe if we root for them, the baseball gods will be kind.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or possibly
Because they're facing the Red Sox

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone but Jeff's brother
I would assume.

Where is brick Royl these days?

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Currently Spain.
The love of Opening Day isn't a trait I share with the rest of the family.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm...
Spain, or opening Day?

Spain>opening day

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a tough one for me.
I love Spain, especially this time of year.

I'd much rather be in Spain, though even if I were, I would still do nothing today and be here.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

You should see mine
Dad's favourite memory about baseball is 'when that guy jumped over the other guy, and fell down'.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vegas Adjusting the Line Upwards
With confirmation that Jeff will be in attendance, and the popularity of the thread prior to even the posting of lineups, Vegas has adjusted the O/U for posts to 1214, matching the highest total ever for any thread in LL history.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 2:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If Gil is their Pilot
then Lugo's the belligerent drunk who wasn't allowed on the plane.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps so, but that begs the questions:
A. Who's their tiger?
and
B. Who's their panther (or pantha if you will)?

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks like we need a new game thread
And the first pitch is still 90 mins away

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 2:05 PM PDT reply actions  

n/s
Not quite yet.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah 1000
Craaaaazy. I remember the good ole days of 250.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A thought
if the Yankees can win with Pavano vs. Kazmir, why are we bothering with the season?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Jason Ellison.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

because Kazmir pitches for TB
most of whom are still wearing short pants

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yankees won
because Kazmir has kind of spotty control and the TB bullpen sucks. If TB had any kind of bullpen it would've been different.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

By the way
Tony Pena Jr.?

Career .253/.285/.335 in the minors.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I doubt he'll be any worse than Berroa last year.
Berroa was what Willie would look like if he played everday.

Also, GRUSDFLHLSFHLHLSEREK!

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grudz rules, Curt drools.
The Red Sox have the worst collection of defensive arms in the world.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:32 PM PDT reply actions  

The Red Sox suck
Go Blue Jays!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 2:33 PM PDT reply actions  

See
Schilling is my proof that you can't be both a blogger and a successful athlete.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Grudzielanek 4 MVP!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 2:35 PM PDT reply actions  

well this is unexpected
but, as has already pointed out, dont forget about the Big Inning. Something both Meche and Boston are prone to.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 2, 2007 2:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of unexpected
Webb is getting shellacked, 5 runs in 4 innings from the NL Cy Young

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when...
Mike Sweeney was the best player the Royals had?

NOW IT'S GRUDIXMASKLELALMDK!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 2:38 PM PDT reply actions  

That ovation
brought to you by the It's Not Angel Berroa Anymore! Foundation.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:42 PM PDT reply actions  

That organisation
Does some important work, I hear.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gil Meche=Cy Young
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 2:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you think the Royals
would give us Meche for Morrow and Jones?  We could use another dominant starter besides Felix.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

also noteworthy from the 96 draft
Willie Bloomquist, the 2nd year in a row we tried to draft Juan Pierre (phew!) and Barry Zito.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Schilling out?
:Starts refressing 38 pitches:
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 2:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's go M's!
I'm rockin' my Meche jersey. I love that this thing is a novelty now.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 2:52 PM PDT reply actions  

The Red Sox offense
Is looking like last year's M's out there.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Gil is averaging
only 14 pitches per inning, thats almost effecient!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 2:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
I hadn't realized how many Japanese players had come over this offseason. Seems like every team has at least one guy from Japan now. I like that more Japanese players are able to come over now.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 2:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Okajima
Welcome to better baseball.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 2:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Bo Jackson
Greatest video game football player ever!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

no way!
Jerry Rice in the 1991 tecmo bowl was a freak

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit all to hell
If Meche pitches a better game than Felix today,lol.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:02 PM PDT reply actions  

In other news...
this may have been mentioned because i was too lazy to search 330 comments, but ben davis was released by the yanks today...damn, if only we'd held out before putting burke on the roster...

oh well, we can pick him up midseason to be that thing that puts us over the top...bavasi will hold a press conference to announce the signing of this "fan favorite" and by september grover will have banished johjima to the bench to sit next to lopez and guillen.

YAY, optimism.

by Fuckmikereilly on Apr 2, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Half hour away!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:09 PM PDT reply actions  

25 mins
COUNTDOWN! WOOT!

Please don't ruin this happiness Mariners. Pleeeeeeease.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

heh
I thought that Sopranos commercial was supposed to be a family of people trying to look like Bob Hill.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

silly Question
Why do Baseball games always start 5 mins after.

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 3:13 PM PDT reply actions  

all sports
Just in baseball they actually list the 5 mins. Hockey games always start at 7:05 if its 700 start. I think its to give the tv people a 5 min lead in for a quick preview and so people dont miss the beginning if they are a minute or two late to turn on the tv, but i dont know either.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

WTF?
Did Young lose his glove on that homer?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:16 PM PDT reply actions  

good
I wasn't the only one who saw that

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn
I was hoping Pineiro would come in so it would be Gil vs. Joel.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:19 PM PDT reply actions  

The fans are PUMPED!
Pathetic.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Morrison -The fans are loud
No, no they're not.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good thing
They have a 5 day trial period.

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

AHHHH
The Meche praise has begun, can't wait till he starts pitching stupid.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, well shit on my face
Apparently Portland counts as a blackout location for the Mariners.

Sorry I couldn't drive 180 miles on a monday afternoon.

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 3:26 PM PDT reply actions  

That's stupid.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Saving graaaaaace....
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

but
so far before a game loads I have to see some right guard sport commercial. Meh.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Gil is getting pulled
Switching to FSN.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:27 PM PDT reply actions  

standing O for Gil
he did pitch a solid game.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Perfect time to take Gil out
Great first outing for Meche!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Royals Review
Prepare to be on the receiving end of some serious smack talk.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

8 MINUTES!!!
oh and since the Angles/Rangers game isn't until 7, the winner of this one is in 1st place!!

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well done, Gil.
There's a little Matt Thornton turnaround in all of us.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
He has a lot more starts to really screw stuff up

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Firefox 2.0.3
On Windows XP on my MBP. Didn't feel like chancing opening day on OS X.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

IE7
Because mlb.com hates Opera/kittens.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

dammit
gameday still has Felix with that fat faced pic of last season.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Mike Blowers and Dave Simms.
What?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Heard from Royals Review
"Meche making it look easy

So far, I love this guy."

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Me either
not that it makes a difference either way.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that like
"Not that there's anything wrong with that."
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No
All I care about is that he gives me a good listening experience while watching the game. Everything else is irrelevant.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's the
we can't mention anything about a minority without also mentioning that we, speaking behalf of a majority, don't care that said individual is a minority because otherwise society gets bent out of shape.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me neither.
I think he's black like Bryant Gumbel and Tony Gwynn are black.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha Rene Rivera.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:35 PM PDT reply actions  

That looks about right.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Staff Ace Time
7 IP, 6 H, 1 R, 1 BB, 5 K

Win!

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 3:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well....
6 IP, 6 H, 2 R, 2 BB, 5 K.

I expect Hargrove to pull him after 6 so he can get Mateo in there.

Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW IT'S 3:35
START PLAYING!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

All Wendy's cares about
is that it's a recognizable, toe-tappin' song.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

New Money Tree commercials?
Don't wake me up, I'm in a wonderful dream.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my Lord
Stop with this preview shit and let's play some damn ball.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi Everybody!
Long time no talkie...  Happy opening day!

by manyoso on Apr 2, 2007 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Fireworks!
Wish I could watch.

Fuck you, MLB.

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

No Neihaus voice over?
Ah
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:40 PM PDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO!!!!!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Can this shizznit please start?
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:41 PM PDT reply actions  

It'll never happen.
First, he must establish the fastball.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO HENDU!!!!
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Slider!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Bruce Froemming
adds an outer layer for every year he's on the job.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

holy crap
SafeCo has the pitch trajectory stuff on Gameday

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit
My audio is WAY behind!

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck Yeah
Ahhhh...makes me all warm and fuzzy.
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
Holy shit he looks 10 times filthier now that the season has started.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

He's unleashing the slider
the Al is fucked
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix
Looks like he's still wearing his jersey from last season.

by Trent on Apr 2, 2007 3:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitching are moving like crazy
I've got this huge smile on my face.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundballs and strikeouts.
Oh yeah.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

MLB Gameday
Pitch speeds:
99
98
99
86
99
99
99

Yet MLB.tv is showing 97 and I saw one 68 in there...

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus, that thing died.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YES!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Sick
no one could've hit that.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.
3 batters faced. 2 K's, 1 GO.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:46 PM PDT reply actions  

MURDER!
Felix = breaking Oakland's domination of the Mariners.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, yes, eeys sey!!!!
Hot damn. Go Felix!
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh...
I mean Yes. Oh well. If we get this Felix all year long I would be very happy.
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!
Game day shows one of those pitches at 100 MPH!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Kevin Youkilis
He's not really growing that, is he?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Gameday's velocity
readings are accurate. A 92 mph slider???!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Still...
...a 91 mph slider??!???!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pineiro
Just gave up an RBI triple to Tony Pena Jr. Almost out of the park.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:48 PM PDT reply actions  

ICHIRO! ICHIRO!
let's start it off right

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

honestly MLB.tv
you gotta be better than a one minute lag. this is ridiculous.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Please God
let us score against these MOFOs.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Ahhhh aggressive hitting
gotta love!

SWING SWING SWING, SWING NOW DAMIT!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:50 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF
Vidro took Yuni's number. Thats bullshit.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

With Vidro running Ellis
had about an hour to find and throw that ball!

YAY FELIX is Awesome

Our offense sucks!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I already hate Vidro.
Why couldn't we get someone who can take more than 1 pitch.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Iin regards to gameday
spd and brk are obvious but what is PFX???
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:53 PM PDT reply actions  

8 pitch inning for Haren.
sigh...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I already dislike Vidro
that AB just pissed me off, give Yuni his number back you fat slob

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

K
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Who cares about the offense?
They're just getting in the way of Felix' awesomeness.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

98
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Piazza.
Gone.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

...holy Jesus.
0-2 98mph high fastball for a called strike. Are you serious?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:54 PM PDT reply actions  

He's God
...but are all the Mariner fans dead or something?  I think I'm making more noise on my own watching in my dead than the crowd!

by EnglishMariner on Apr 2, 2007 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Eric Chavez
All your base are belong to Felix.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

FELIX, BITCHES
(and Pineiro allows a triple to Tony Pena Jr).

by marc w on Apr 2, 2007 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Neihaus in top form
"Nary an 'out' has been hit out of the in field."

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice
"It's not close until it makes you cuss."

I'm going to be using that.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

That last was clearly a strike
Or at least that is what gameday shows ;)
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Gameday
that was a strike.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Curses.
How dare Swisher take time off from his busy schedule of professional sex to draw a walk.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 3:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima with a pass ball?
The hell you say
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
Nice try, but your lineup is far too feeble.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Three true outcomes:
  1. Owned by Felix
  2. Hosed by Felix
  3. Screwed by Felix

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:02 PM PDT reply actions  

quote at ESPN Today
And five of those nine were sorry comebackers to the King himself. There are outs, and then there are outs. These were demoralizing, head-scratching, I-hope-nobody-saw-what-just-happened-to-me outs. They were take-your-medicine-and-shut-up outs.

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Runs would be nice.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, Mariners.
You can get on base now.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie
What are you swinging at?

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie Sexson =
bloated, overpaid hack.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job Richie.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

sexson K's
didnt see that coming

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Can I change my Guillen HR pick?
I don't know if that was a swing or a sneeze.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie Sexson
If he were playing for Oakland and facing Felix, he would strikeout swinging twice.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate the offense already.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ummm....
Did that look like a fastball, Neihaus?

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

first HR?
fuck that, first walk?

I'm going with Vidro on May 12th.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Offense looking hot so far
Man we never can hit against the A's. Good thing its only 2 innings.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Imagine what it's going to be like tomorrow...
...Cupcakes...
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

6 batters, 22 pitches
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

K
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

No, it's Willie then Eliison
Back to back PH HR's, forever cementing them in KJR lore.
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis Buck
Wants to be sent back to Single-A now.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha
Felix RULES!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis Buck
I'm pretty sure the A's just promote the guy with the longest hair. Hard to maintain that level of shine and bounce on a minor league paycheck.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Man
Travis Buck just got owned

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid passover about to start on the east coast
Gonna have to jet back and forth from the living room to the mlb.tv in my room.

by phil333 on Apr 2, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we just put 6 IF out there when
Felix starts? Ichiro can handle the OF by himself those days.

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

5 K's
1 Ball
the rest on the ground
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I almost feel bad for Oakland. Almost.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow..
hey, at least you fouled off a couple pitches, Kendall.  

by marc w on Apr 2, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I would go pee
but i'll miss our Ab's.

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Theory
M's batters love watching Felix pitch so much they're just going through their at-bats as quickly as possible.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

So you know
Jason Kendall, for his career, strikes out once every 13.3 plate appearances.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

For the record
having an announcer nicknamed "Blow" would be a lot more awesome if we still got to listen in between innings.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuni just doesn't look right in #5.
Stupid Vidro.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Way to go Yuni!
Warning track power!  We're getting closer.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Reminds me of Dan Wilson.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Y'know guys,
You don't have to try and hit HRs all the time.

Still, move the fences in already.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

"Lopey"?
Dear Heavens, Dave, no. No.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever dude.
Felix's outs are way more impressive.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Haren.
3 innings. 33 pitches.

Ugh.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix is pitching so well
this game must be brought to us by Sterling Savings Bank.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

High Def
Sweet, the Comcast HD feed on channel 664 finally came on. It's been black for the start of the game.

by Mike A on Apr 2, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

No-no is over
Boo
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Gameday.
I love how you can "replay" pitches now.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I love you yuni
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
You couldn't have scripted that any better.

Quick inning for Felix?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
take that hope for runs

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

hahah
DP!! I love felix

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Despite that hit
That was a very quick inning.  More of those please.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Simms already
"Piazza got abused in his first AB"
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus.
6 GO, 0 FO.

The one hit he's surrendered was on a groundball.

Felix > Wang.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Make that 7 GO
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix just had a Halladay inning.
I've never felt more comfortable with a Mariner pitcher.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy 642 comments
XM signal keeps crapping out on me. Had to resort to the new and improved MLB Gameday.

Must. Not. Get. Overly. Excited.

Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Really?
Maybe I'll check that out.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come On Ichi!
That wasn't very  leadery of you!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I jinxed it, woooo!!!
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 2, 2007 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

A BASERUNNER!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Whew
no-no is no more!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Sims
mocking the M's ability to take pitches. Awesome.

by bluemax on Apr 2, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro!
You are forgiven your sins for today, fatass

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally.
Vidro with a goddamn basehit.

Now I know what Oakland's frustration is like.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Come onnnnnnn Rauuuuuuuuuul
I guess I'll have to take this Hargrove shit much longer...ugh

by WAB on Apr 2, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

You know
I'm really glad I read all those Spring articles about how Pentland and Hargrove are stressing the value of walks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

what's a walk?
is that the thing our hitters do after popping up?

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fast ball at 98
Change at 80, it just isn't fair it really isn't!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

The roof is out.
I guess the rain hasn't passed after all, eh, pregame video voiceover?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

#6
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
I like when Eric Chavez sucks.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Needless to say at this point
But Felix is fully cementing himself as a staff ace.  And he'll be turning 21 shortly.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh ohs.
Don't let him start the day after.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.
This start has made me completely forget everything that happened last year.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odds that Felix K's more in this game
Than the other 4 starters combined in their games? High.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

#7
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on you lazy motherfuckers.
Give the guy a God damn standing ovation.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Now
SCORE SOME GODDAMN RUNS!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

FELIX ON FIRE
This has been a privilege to watch.  Can't say the same for the offence.

I have a bad feeling that Felix's pitch count will get too high and the bullpen will let things slip.  I can't see us getting many runs in this game.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 2, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeebus
this is beautiful, and a little bit terrifying.

by marc w on Apr 2, 2007 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

GET SOME DAMN RUNS
YOU PIECES OF CRAP.

here comes a K

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby made that error
Because Felix looked at him from the dugout and Crosby froze in terror.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Dave Sims
Sounds like he's never seen an error before in his life.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

It's just because
Sims knows this is the Mariners' only chance to score a run.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
go injure yourself again Crosby

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Guillen,
That's Bartolo Pitching.

Never mine.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

And here I thought Willie Ballgame
would've been the first to do that this year.  I guess a little competition is healthy for a ball club.

I'm just not sure anybody wins in this competition...

by ningwers on Apr 2, 2007 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mariners pre-game meeting
"Hey guys, let's try swinging at every pitch."
"No, we tried that last year. Let's swing at every other pitch."

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Yuni!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Hahaha
God I can't wait for the playoffs to start.  Redden or no, I think the Sens have got a good chance this year (that sounds eerily familiar...).

by ningwers on Apr 2, 2007 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just hope they don't face Pittsburgh.
Anyone else and I'm pretty comfortable. As comfortable as any Sens fan can be in the playoffs, anyway. Redden's importance is way down with the emergence of the Volchenkov/Phillips tandem.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

For fuck's sake
At least try and bunt for a goddamn hit or something.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Drat.
My positive Felix energy is being countered by my negative offense energy.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

0-0 going to the 9th
with Mateo or Reistma imploding

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Flyball
ergh
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Jamie Burke
Try not to get too used to it here.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Richland's own
Travis Buck. Was he a Bomber?
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Whaaaaat?
Since when was that allowed?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

If Felix loses 1-0
I'm gonna be pissed.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

A sac bunt?
Do they really think they're getting the ball out of the outfield again?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Er, infield.
I don't want the ball to leave the outfield.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Out of the outfield?
If Kendall manages a home run I will cry.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

He went
BS BS BS BS BS BS BS.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

#8
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh.
He went around as much as Bradley did earlier.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!!
Felix is good.

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Unbelievable.
I don't know if Kendall has ever struck out three straight times in his life.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

#9
No runs for you Oakland. Not yours.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap
Felix is carrying this team!

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck yes
Felix looks awesome!

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ
We are watching something special

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

This isn't fair
How about a damn run.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good Lord.
Felix wasn't even trying for the past few innings.

That was FILTHY.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm glad
I have him on my fantacy team

by InSpokane on Apr 2, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

KKKKKKKKK
Incredible performance.  NOW GIVE HIM SOME RUN SUPPORT.

by EnglishMariner on Apr 2, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Why?
Why was someone holding an I (heart) Beltre sign for a Felix K?
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I was wondering the same thing.
Tried to get a quick screengrab, but I was too slow.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we really call any situation Felix faces
a 'jam'?  
What would you call a man on 3rd, one out vs. el Rey?

Maybe it should just be a 'tease'.

by marc w on Apr 2, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

if I were Felix
I chew my hitters out so bad

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Jebus...
Take some friggin pitches.
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

SOMEBODY DRIVE HIM IN!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

ok Ichiro
you need to steal 2nd and 3rd.
Boy he was incredible at SB last year wasn't he?

by Matthew on Apr 2, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Vidro!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Might as well just give him second.
They don't think Kendall could really throw him out, do they?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre!
Fux yeah! C'mon M's!!

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre!
My second favourite Mariner coming through...

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally time!
Although Vidro doesn't really count...

by anky on Apr 2, 2007 4:58 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YEAH!
CROSBY CHOKES AGAIN!

VIDRO YOU SUCK, THAT WAS AN EASY DP!!!

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

ERROOOOOOOOOR!
Still wanna trade Yuni for Crosby?

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Crosby freakin saw
Adrian barrelling down on him. I'd bail too

by DCMariner on Apr 2, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you Crosby
He is so getting a big Easter Basket from me.
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 5:00 PM PDT reply actions  

RAULL!!!!!!!!111
HE THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!

by tkjinak on Apr 2, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

A RUN!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Huh?
Vidro reaches on force attempt?
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Game over
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

A run! A run!
Woooooo. Although I thought that was gone off the bat...

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Mariners lead!
As far as I'm concerned, this is a pattern.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE SEXSON!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Low curve = ball?
I'm not used to these kinder, gentler umpires.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

It's nice to see an ump
that remembers that Sexson has Bunyan-esque proportions

by ningwers on Apr 2, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

BIG RICHIE!
BIG RICHIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ASLDKFASLDKJFHASK;LDJFAHSD'[F

by tkjinak on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

DOORS BLOWN OPEN!!!
THANK YOUR CROSBY RICHIE SEXSON WITH A HOMERUN FELIX RULES WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RICHIE SEXSON
AHAHAHAHAHAH GAME OVER BITCHES!!!!

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BIG RICHIE
Hell yes!!!!
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Not to kill the mood...
but what the hell is a "FUNK BLAST" ?

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure
But I think it may involve the spice weasel:

by ningwers on Apr 2, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would have assumed
a funk blast would be something stanky. But if Richie 3-run bombs = Funk Blasts I think Big Richies gonna hafta bring the funk more often. Que disco Willie!

by DCMariner on Apr 2, 2007 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A walk!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

A HR and a walk...
in consecutive at bats?

Who the fuck are these guys?

by Garces on Apr 2, 2007 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What was that thing...
That Guillen just did.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Danny Haren
Imploding. I mean, he walked Jose freakin' Guillen.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy shit a walk???
suprised face!

by Babar @ Lookout Landing on Apr 2, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Funky
I guess that was a Funk Blast.

by BrianV on Apr 2, 2007 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Even better
Haren tweaks his ankle.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch
I like Haren, hope he's ok.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That would be a huge blow to Oakland
If Haren Meched up his ankle
Beer...giving my kidneys and liver a job since 1990.

by Ben in Va on Apr 2, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice job O! Now mow em down King
And they weren't unearned, you can't assume the DP, Dave!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

But,
There was only one out, so at least the sac fly was not unearned.

Plus gameday agrees with me.

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh nevermind
gameday changed it to 0 ER.

Hmmm... I guess they figure a sac fly doesn't work with 2 outs?

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay Felix
a 1-2-3 right here and I think it's pretty much the best possible first 6.5 innings.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
Back to work King Felix!
"Did everything just taste purple for a second?"

by Thingray on Apr 2, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

I really hope Richie
proves everybody wrong this season!

Good start!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of which
I'm still trying to discern which voice is Sims and which voice is Blowers.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Sims is the one who sounds interested.
Blow is the one who sounds like a generic former baseball player.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ahh...
I can probably tell now.

by ThundaPC on Apr 2, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
"in the five seasons 2002-2006 Kendall had struck out 3 times in a game twice. The last time was in 7 at bats against the Dodgers: June 17th, 2006. The other time was April 24th, 2005, against the Angels, and the strikeouts were not consecutive."

He's K'd 3 times today.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

lol
how was that not a strike?????

by tkjinak on Apr 2, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Hah
That would've been the slowest double play ever.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 2, 2007 5:14 PM PDT reply actions  

NASTY CURVE
to start chavez

by tkjinak on Apr 2, 2007 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

MLb.tv
is mlb.tv crapping out for anyone else?  This is infuriating.

by BrianV on Apr 2, 2007 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Working for me
but I know at least Dave Cameron's had problems.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uncool.
There are at least two infants in the first row behind home plate.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn ump
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Bah.
well, i guess with soo many ground balls a few are going to have eyes!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

10
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 2, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

What a perfect at bat that was.
Inside FB, inside FB, blow him away when he's looking offspeed.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 2, 2007 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so awesome on Gameday
The signal slowed down a little and the pitch came in at slow motion with the "K" fading in.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

ELEVEN!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 2, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FELIX IS A GOD!!!!!

CY YOUNG!!!!

yes im getting ahead of myself

by MFAN on Apr 2, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

UNREAL
Haven't seen this since Randy.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 2, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG THE FASTBALL MOVEMENT
Felix is prime maddux with an extra 6 mph.

by tkjinak on Apr 2, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix freakin' Hernandez
Before this game, I was against human cloning.

Now, not so much.

by JLC on Apr 2, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Incredible
This is one of the greatest pitching performances I have ever seen [admittedly I have only been watching for five years, but even so you can't do much better and more excitingly than what Felix has done so far].

by EnglishMariner on Apr 2, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

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