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4/11: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 4:05pm PDT

                   

Ichiro CF Lugo SS Beltre 3B Youkilis 1B Vidro "DH" Ortiz DH Ibanez LF Ramirez LF Sexson 1B Drew RF Guillen RF Lowell 3B Johjima C Varitek C Betancourt SS Crisp CF Lopez 2B Pedroia 2B ----------                  ----------

King Felix (1-0, 0.00)      Matsuzaka (1-0, 1.29)

If you've got any friends or family who have yet to be indoctrinated into the King Felix religion, be sure to sit them down in front of a TV tonight so they can witness his incredible power for themselves. It may not work out as well as we want it to, but the chance is definitely there, and repeating his Opening Day performance today could make Felix an instant legend. Don't miss this. While a loss could be devastating, an impressive win might just turn out to be the high point of the season, and years from now we might all meet up and reflect on where we were the night that Felix dominated the Red Sox in their own dilapidated house on national television.

Thanks to the unparalleled generosity and awesomeness of phil333 - who I hear practically has to beat supermodels away with sticks - I'm going to be watching this one in person (observations and Win Expectancy stuff'll go up tomorrow after I'm back), so no one's hoping for a pleasant outcome more than me. Just know that, if the Mariners win, I'm going to be the happiest guy on the planet, and if the Mariners lose, I might end up going to jail for multiple homicide. Keep on your toes, Deanna, because as of ~7pm PDT tonight this blog may need a new main author for the next 20-to-life.

What I wouldn't give for a first-pitch Ichiro homer.

LET'S GO MARINERS!!

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by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 11, 2007 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

I want Great Felix today
I am just filled with this dread that the layoff has been too long and Boston is a much better hitting team than Oakland.

Frankly, I hope he goes out and mows down every one of them, Ichiro blasts a home run, gets 3 singles and steals a few bases, and Beltre breaks out of his damn slump.

This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:49 AM PDT reply actions  

Lucky So-and-so
One of my dreams is to see a game at Fenway.  You hit the jackpot: Fenway & Felix, congratulations you lucky so-and-so!

by louder on Apr 11, 2007 6:56 AM PDT reply actions  

It is a great ball park to walk into...
but a shitty stadium to watch a game for 9 innings.

I went to school out in Boston and I remember my first game at Fenway and it was amazing walking into it. But most of the seats aren't meant for anybody over 6ft and you are just cramped and uncomfy the whole game.  The bleacher seats are a little better but still suck.  Standing room tickets are alright, but way to expensive and you can't see flyballs.  And if you get lucky enough to buy Monster tickets you have an amazing view of the game, but the bar stool type chairs suck to sit on for the whole game, then again, you don't really realize it cause you have this amazing view of the game.

If you do get lucky and get loge box seats(forgot the exact name) or better you will realy enjoy the game.  But the price of them is too much to justify for an everyday expense.

I still won't forgot when I dropped 2k on Sox ticekts, that was a great baseball year.

by Grubbie on Apr 11, 2007 9:18 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm 6'5.
Yeah, there's a reason I always go for the SRO tickets instead of an actual seat.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2007 9:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

It sucks...
I'm 6'2 my brother is 6'6.  Standing room tickets are great but I always hated not being able to see flyballs in the air.

They are MUCH MUCH MUCH better then the seating right in front of hte SRO tickets.

by Grubbie on Apr 11, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

I feel your pain.
My biggest highlight of my Japan trip last year should have been finally getting to go to Koshien stadium, which is almost like Japan's version of Fenway -- Hanshin fans are pretty much as crazy as Red Sox fans, the Tigers to the Giants are like the Sox to the Yankees, and the stadium was built in 1924...

...and at 5'7" I couldn't actually fit my legs in the legroom I had, and worried I was damaging my knees from keeping my legs tucked under my seat.  Considering the stadium was built to host the high school tournaments in the first place it's not unsurprising, but godDAMN, I have no idea how they find 48,000 people crazy enough to want to sit in those seats every single game of the year.

If you guys went to Koshien, they probably wouldn't let you enter on account of "You must be THIS SHORT to enter the park".

No, just kidding.

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I saw my first MLB game live
at Fenway when I was little. I had a support collumn in front of my seat the whole game and just figured that live baseball sucked.

by DCMariner on Apr 11, 2007 9:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

I should be joining you
If only my sister loved me :(

I'm trying not to get too jazzed about Felix tonight.  He's a young kid and this is Fenway after all.  I'm just hoping he does what comes naturally to him.  Because, really, normal unremarkable Felix is utterly awesome.

by manyoso on Apr 11, 2007 6:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Better than jizzed hands.
Okay.  Sorry.  
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 8:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

That's what she said.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh.
I knew I shouldn't've posted that...

But, yeah, my 5-year-old always calls me on my potty mouth.  I hope he keeps it that way.

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

its OK
My little girl's 10mos. I'm working on cleaning up my mouth and this is one place I feel I can cut loose.

by Bearskin Rugburn on Apr 11, 2007 1:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

What Do you hope for More...
Ichiro dominating Dice-K or Felix Dominating Boston?

I know that if Felix dominates we COULD win...but some part of me really wants Ichiro to silence those 40,000 Sox fans with a lead-off homerun.

After yesterday...Am I being greedy hoping for both to come true?

by AsusDriver on Apr 11, 2007 7:42 AM PDT reply actions  

I want Felix to dominate Boston
and I want a WIN.  How they do it beyond that doesn't really matter.

In a perfect world, Dice-K and Felix would both be perfect through 9.  Putz would get the win and Pineiro the loss somewhere in the 12th inning.

by manyoso on Apr 11, 2007 8:00 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm so excited about this game.
I really don't want to wait until 4 for it to start, but if it starts any earlier, then I won't be able to see any of it on TV. At least with it starting at 4, I can catch the last half of the game on TV.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Holy Jebus.
This is posted over at USS Mariner:

Alex Rodriguez has had 28 at-bats through the first 7 games. The Mariners have 120 at-bats through their first four games. Alex Rodriguez has twice as many homers (6 to 3), more extra base hits (9 to 8), the same amount of walks (5), and the same amount of RBIs (15) as the M's entire team. By himself.

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 8:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Heh
While a loss could be devastating, an impressive win might just turn out to be the high point of the season, and years from now we might all meet up and reflect on where we were the night that Felix dominated the Red Sox in their own dilapidated house on national television.

***

Years from now...
Gomez:  I was at-
Jeff:  Yes, we know, you were at your Spanish class, LOSER.
Gomez:  ::sobs::
Jeff:  Go root for the Angels, TRAITOR.
Gomez:  QUE LASTIMAAAAAAA....

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Haha.
I'll be in Spanish too. I know how you feel. :-(

by Corco on Apr 11, 2007 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too
Though it'll be Israeli Film, not Spanish.  At least class doesn't start until 5:30, and there's a bar near my classroom, so I can catch the first 3-4 innings or so.

And then, hopefully, Phildopip will text me any updates...and who I hope is making steakums tonight....

by jimmimoose1 on Apr 11, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As stated below
Good news:  I forgot the 7 pm start time was EASTERN time, rather than Pacific.  So I can catch the game after all.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing like a little perspective.
Just know that, if the Mariners win, I'm going to be the happiest guy on the planet, and if the Mariners lose, I might end up going to jail for multiple homicide.

For a weekday game in mid-April?  Dude, you worry me.  hahaha.  Get back from the edge of the cliff.  Just enjoy it.  This is hopefully going to be the most fun pitchers' duel MLB has seen in a long time.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 9:01 AM PDT reply actions  

Being surrounded by Red Sox fans
tends to bring out the worst in a given person's psychological profile.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2007 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I was
visiting my sister in Boston, and everytime I left her apartment I wanted to kill 94.3% of the people I saw. What with the accents, and the "GO SAWKS", and the "BIG PAPI, BIG PAPI"

or whatever.

they really think they are the best sports team in the history of the world, and that they finish 1st, everyone else finishes 302nd, and then the yankees finish 400th(which is true)

[ichiro]

I hate Red Sox fans, with an undying passion that burns the fire of desire to kill from my loins

[/ichiro]

by PShwa on Apr 11, 2007 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

I hear you...
but I'd gladly swap you your seat at Fenway today for my seat at my desk.  You're sitting by obnoxious Sox fans, I'm sitting by Dilbert.  At least there you can get a beer.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 9:14 AM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.
Expensive Sam Adams.

>:(

Served by a Bostonian.

>:(

In a Sox hat.

>:(

If I come home from this game with shitty beer all over the back of my jersey, I'm going to flip a tizzy.

by Jeff Sullivan on Apr 11, 2007 9:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

well
now i dont know what i want to happen.

I kinda wanna see that.

by PShwa on Apr 11, 2007 9:19 AM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt anythign will happen
Well unless you are wearing a yankee jersey under your M's jersey.  

The one thing I always liked about Fenway is the fans know how to give somebody a good taunting without always getting into a fight.  Of course you have the drunks who try to fight with elderly woman when they tell them to shutup.

I remember going to an A's game with my brother, his girlfriend and his girlfriends younger brother.  Of course the younger brother was a A's fan wearing his Jersey and taunting all the sox fans.  I was suprised on that day, we all didn't walk out of there covered in beer or in jail.  Luckly most people around us were having a good time taunting him back.

by Grubbie on Apr 11, 2007 9:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my experiences at Fenway...
...if you give as good as you get, you're going to be fine.  They may be annoying, but they respect it when someone can dish it out as well.
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 9:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

In my (1) experience at Fenway
...the M's taking the lead early and keeping it tends to have positive results, too.  You don't even have to 'give as good as you get' when you can just chuckle and point to the score board.

Not only did the M's beat the Sox, they did it behind Dave Fleming and his 50MPH 'curve' ball.  

by marc w on Apr 11, 2007 10:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

You know, Jeff
You didn't kill Hargrove or Pineiro that time in Anaheim, and Angels fans are your other least favorite species on earth, right?
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

National TV?
So, no mlb.tv tonight?

by helfgott on Apr 11, 2007 9:26 AM PDT reply actions  

As a Sox fan...
...I'm excited to see King Felix match-up against Matsuzaka tonight. Hernandez looked absolutely filthy the other night.

A question for you Mariners fans...is there, by chance, a history of bad blood between you guys and Halos Heaven? Just wondering why it says Halos Heaven Sucks at the top of the screen.

by NHZ @ Lookout Landing on Apr 11, 2007 9:58 AM PDT reply actions  

Well
there's bad blood between Halos Heaven and everybody really. I will give Halos Heaven some credit for the class they showed when Soriano got hit in the head with the Vladdy liner, but for the most part they are narrow-minded "chumps" (to use a Rev Halofan word).
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 10:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Good, at least one Sox fan knows something
I'm glad that at least one Sox fan knows the real beauty of tonight's game is the potential pitching duel, not Dice-K VS Ichiro.

by manyoso on Apr 11, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

At the risk of overhyping a single game...
...tonight's match-up has great potential to be one of the best pitcher's duels of the year. Ichiro and the other men with the bats are just the supporting cast.

by NHZ @ Lookout Landing on Apr 11, 2007 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions  

Car breakdowns = I can watch game
Wooooooo. I feel bad for feeling this good about it though :P.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 10:05 AM PDT reply actions  

Me too.
I'm more nervous than excited.  
I've been an M's fan since I was 9, and this game has all the signs that point to a cock-punch type moment.
The M's are all about big build-ups for bigger let downs.

by Manzanillos Cup on Apr 11, 2007 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

I'm working from home today.
So I'll be around for the game thread -- well, at least until I leave to go up to Third Place Books for DMZ's book event at 7pm.

Jeff, come on, you know better than to try to murder anyone.  That sort of stuff's reserved for the lowest of the low... and Ugueth Urbina.

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

The book event is probably no go
DMZ apparently fell ill this morning in Bremerton and had to go to the local hospital for an IV.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, crap
Well, I'm still planning on going up there regardless, since I promised Zack Hample I'd go to a bookstore one of these days and get his book and review it too.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 11:16 AM PDT up reply actions  

This will be the single most important...
event in all of Seattle sports.
It will eclipse the M's beating Anaheim to make the '95 playoffs, or their miraculous victory over baseball's evil empire the New York Yankees.  It will be more exciting than both the Sonics and the Storm's world championship victories.  It will be more dramatic than The Seahawks playoff run to the Superbowl.

The issue is whether the M's go above or below .500 in their 5th game of the season.  At stake is whether Felix goes to 2-0 or 1-1 or possibly gets a no decision.  This entire season will be decided by this game.  Will the M's = laughing stock who cannot even rely on their "ace" or will the M's = contender who plan to ride their ace to 88 victories finishing 2 games behind Anaheim.

by johnbai on Apr 11, 2007 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

If the M's lose
it'll make the WTO riots look like a church social.

This entire season will be decided by this game.

And perhaps the future of the Mariners in Seattle.  After all, their current facility is quite obviously getting out of date, and if they don't get a new stadium at taxpayer expense, they'll have no choice but to move.  To Oklahoma City.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't think it would be overstatement
...to say that the future of the city itself is at stake.  Hope health care workers are ready to deal with the inevitable flux in suicides should Felix lose.

by manyoso on Apr 11, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Property values would collapse
Industries would leave.
Dick's would close.
The Viaduct would (finally) collapse.

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MARINERS DON'T BLOW THIS!  THERE'S JUST TOO MUCH AT STAKE!

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 12:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray,
the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say...  YES!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

We've been going about this all wrong.
This Mr. StayPuft's okay, he's a sailor, he's in New York, we get this guy laid we won't have any trouble!

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.
Actually I'm a friend of his, he asked me to meet him here.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I
make it a rule never to get involved with possessed people.

[pause]

actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

That movie
is just full of great quotes. We could probably get over 100 comments just on Ghostbusters alone!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Personally
I liked the university. They gave us money and facilities and we didn't have to produce anything! You've never been out of college! You don't know what it's like out there! I've worked in the private sector! They expect results!

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have it memorized.
It's one of my top three favorite movies in the entire universe.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as
quotable movies, it has to be in the top five.

Seems like quite a few of them on my list involve Bill Murray...

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

When I was a kid it was my favorite movie
Then I rewatched a few months ago and it became my favorite again for entirely different reasons. So many jokes few over my head when I was little.

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 3:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stripes
Was the same way for me. I watched it when I was younger, and thought it was funny, but then I watched it again when I was older, and realized why my Dad was laughing so hard the first time I saw it!

Tons of jokes that went right over my head when I was younger.

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 3:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL Sonics
Guess the MOST IMPORTANT SEASON IN SONICS HISTORY circled the drain, didn't it?

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

Wrong
This was the "most important season in Sonics history" because the only way to save the Sonics is to get one of the top 2 picks in the draft (Greg Oden or Kevin Durant).  Anything else and the team is out the door.
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by Sportszilla on Apr 11, 2007 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sonics drafting Durant
would be kind of silly, unless they plan on letting Rashard Lewis walk. Durant is essentially the same player.

by bluemax on Apr 11, 2007 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

Well
Having two of those players in the paint is better than one and Johan Petro.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 11:44 AM PDT up reply actions  

Have you watched Petro play this year?
The man has come a long ways since last season and is not a bad man in the paint with the ball.
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by Christian on Apr 11, 2007 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

And while I do realize
that Durant is and will be better than Petro, a 3-4-5 of Lewis, Durant, and Petro will be fun to watch and quite good.  At least it is not Sene we are complaining about.
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by Christian on Apr 11, 2007 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Durant
Can create his own shot. Lewis needs help (screens, Ray Allen) to get his points.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thats what the Trailblazers
said about Jordan when they had Drexler
Plus I do think we will let Rashard go, and I think we'll draft Brewer with the 7th or 8th pick
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by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

God
I can't wait fir this game. GO MARINERS!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 11:29 AM PDT reply actions  

I'm gonna admit
that this likely as excited as I will get for a game for the rest of the season. I will record this on my media center so depending on how long the game goes I might be able to make DVD copies for you guys that missed it.

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Shame on me...
I was thinking about uploading it to YouTube.  I'm recording it on my computer w/TV capture card...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ohh, I was actually wondering if anyone was.
I was going to videotape it just because I'm not sure I'll see the whole thing, but it'd be cool if someone actually made a digital copy of it, since my VCR is like as old as Coach Owens and has a habit of mangling tapes.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

God........................
Why do you guys have to bring me into the conversation like that?
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She could have used me
but I'm 16 and that joke would never work.
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by Mariner John on Apr 11, 2007 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Same here
The only problem is that video runs approximately 2 gigs every half an hour, so even if I cut out all the commercials its gonna probaly gonna have to be on 2 DVD's unless somebody wants to by me a BluRay Burner...

Does anybody have a program that converts DVR -MS files to something that I compress to a manageable size. Either that or I might be able to put up a torrent, if I can figure out how to do that.

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I might
need one of those DVD copies. Game's at 4:05, I can't escape the office until 5:00 (on the best of days), and my IT guy just called and said he's "running late".

Probably means I'll be stuck here dealing with him until seven-freakin-o'clock..

Grrrrr...

MLB reminds you that any use of our telecast other than for private use is strictly prohibited....

"You can stick feathers up your ass, but that don't make you a chicken!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this being broadcast on any HD channels?
I know FSN is carrying the game, but are there any HD flavors available?

by FWombat on Apr 11, 2007 12:37 PM PDT reply actions  

It's on
ESPN 2 not FSN. So if you get ESPN 2 HD then you can watch it in HD.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 12:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where are you?
In Portland, all (I think) FSN games are in HD on channel 788.  
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in Tacoma, with Comcast
I know I have ESPN HD, but I'm not sure about ESPN2.

I know all of the home games are broadcast in HD on 788, but I don't think many of the away games are.

by FWombat on Apr 11, 2007 12:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you have Comcast HD
then you have ESPN2.  It's 736, right next to ESPN at 735.

And I didn't realize that only home games were on 788 - thanks for the tip...

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 12:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Great!
Now I just have to figure out how to skip out of work a few hours early.

I think there are a few away games on the HD channel.  There was a schedule around somewhere, but I didn't bookmark it and apparently my google-fu is weak today.  :(

by FWombat on Apr 11, 2007 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think ESPN2 will be blacked out, though.
I remember last year there was a game on ESPN that was also televised on FSN and ESPN was blacked out during the game.

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's listed as being on FSN...
in the Seattle media.  
Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Apr 11, 2007 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh for the love of GOD!
I set my DVR to record it on ESPN2HD! Tell me it's not gonna be blacked out in Seattle, please. Pretty pretty please.

by Ike Aramba on Apr 11, 2007 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

WAIT A MINUTE
I WON'T MISS THE GAME AFTER ALL!!!

I'm a complete dumbshit who didn't realize the game was at 7:05 pm EASTERN Daylight Time, not Pacific!  My class is at 7, and both starters should have hit the showers by then!  OF COURSE I'll be able to catch the game!

Never freaking mind.  BRING ON FELIX!!!!

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 1:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait...what?
I thought it was at 7.....it's at 4????

Damnit! I might miss the entire freaking game...though I may be able to work some things around it.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
Work ends for me at 5 and I still have to commute back to the U District, plus have some homework to do before class at 7, so there will still be gaps and distractions... but that beats the hell out of, "I'll be in Spanish class and can't catch the game at all under any circumstance."

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ICHIRO!!!!!!!! WHY DAISUKE? WHY?
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 1:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because
bosown red sock sug a bee one!

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro
You know if Ichiro manages to lead off the game with a hit, the entire red sox nation might die of disbelief.  The local media is banking everything on Dice-K striking out Ichiro.  Thinking about it if Ichiro manages to grab a base it should relax the entire line-up.

by manyoso on Apr 11, 2007 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just another act
of Pat Gillick taking on players from the Mariners.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah
I'll miss his .580 OPS in the making.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree here.
I'm much more inclined to believe that Little G's MLB career is going to be at least a little more successful than Rene Rivera's.  Michael at least showed some ability to get on base and play acceptable defense -- when he was healthy, that is...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

That, and...
I think we're a little bit stronger on catching prospects than we are on 2B prospects.
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno
Chen and Navarro are probably as good or better. There might be other people I'm not thinking of.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 11, 2007 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here's a photo to warm your heart
And made you dream of a samurai showdown:
JPWood

by JPWood on Apr 11, 2007 3:37 PM PDT reply actions  

aww, they're buddies
let's just hope ichiro is smiling because he knows he's gonna hit a big one today
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's that I see?
A Nikon in the background?  Wow.  That sorta shocks me.  Usually, the Canon shooters dominate the sports scene...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 3:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Possibly a Japanese media person.
I'm not actually sure what the percentage is over there in general, but I saw plenty of Nikons....
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

No Phantom Injury for Arthur...
Dave and Jason both are reporting now that Rhodes needs TJ surgery.  Wow.  Too bad for him.  
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Yikes.
Arthur had a pretty nice career, and I'll always respect his toughness.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn
So much for that... best of luck to Arthur.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pure shit proposition
for the diamond earing warrior.
JPWood

by JPWood on Apr 11, 2007 4:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huzzah! I'm not blacked out!
Thank you Korean proxy!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

33, I hope.
I should've checked before I left for work.

I've got my computer VCR set to ESPN2 (33 on Oly Comcast)...

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's on 30, but
I'm hoping it ends up on 32 also.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle ESPN2
It hasn't switched over to the game yet.  FSN (Channel 30 has).

It's ok, it means we get Niehaus.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

651
DirecTV'd
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 11, 2007 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

should i watch on fsn
or espn2?
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:01 PM PDT reply actions  

DM vs Ichiro, DM vs Ichiro, DM vs Ichiro
How about Felix vs DM? That's the more important matchup to me.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm pumped for this game
WHEEEEEE I'm also too too much caffeine!

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 4:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo
got the game but its NESN :(

by bluemax on Apr 11, 2007 4:09 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm so goddamn sick of Matsunantoka already.
And yet, I can't help but watch this game.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey
Dice has allowed a run this year.  That's one more run than Felix has allowed.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

And they're off!
In the lead is Fugu Blowfish!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:12 PM PDT reply actions  

For those of us
who don't know, what made it a typical Japanese at-bat?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lots of different stuff thrown,
and a 3-2 count before the guy finally grounded out.

You wonder why they throw so many damn pitches in Japan, it's partially because there's this sort of typical "let's spend 5-6 pitches per batter just throwing breaking crap and whatever".

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Battle 1
Advantage: Dice.
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

kouhai, not kohei
not that anyone here would actually hear the difference, of course.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...
That was anti-climatic.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

One-hopper back to the mound.
And thousands of TV sets in Japan shut off, and people continue on with their morning commute.

no, just kidding.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
They probably changed the channel to some game-show.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

where people get hit in the balls
if they fail to spout out tongue twisters in under 5 seconds

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, there is plenty of great Japanese TV
that doesn't involve gameshows or anime or any other such crap.

of course, the normal stuff never gets brought over to the US because it's not worth making fun of.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

not a strikeout
so i remain optimistic
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
Beltre still sucks in april
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You have shamed your family Ichiro
You know what you have to do.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:14 PM PDT reply actions  

BASE HIT!
No hitter is OVER!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

VIDRO!!!
That's professional hitting.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

YES
go Vidro go! RUN
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro groundout, Vidro basehit
Sky is purple.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

And the Chunkmaster breaks through
Hostess power activate! Form of, a fat bastard.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Mariners taking pitches
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT
VIDRO SINGLED??

WHAT?!?!?!

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Raul needs to perform
Sexson has been stealing his thunder
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Actually
All our hitters need to perform, as the rest of the damn league is stealing their thunder... or they've sucked.  One or the other.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

fair enough
but it's easy to get your thunder stolen when you don't get to play all weekend.
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Harmless groundouts of London.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!

by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Apr 11, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
At least we didn't strike out.

GO FELIX!

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Well at least they made him work a little.
LETS GO FELIX!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Mariners get a hit
take some pitches

they didn't score, but I don't feel embarrassed yet.

girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:18 PM PDT reply actions  

17 pitches from Dice in the 1st
Keep this up and we might knock him- wait, it's Dice.  Nevermind.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

IT'S A MIRACLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

there's data.
and if nothing else, I'll have 2006 and 2007 splits at some point.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's 4:20
Anyone seen Weaver?
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

QUICK
Anybody seen Freddy Garcia lately?

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heyyyy
Was that Jeff sitting on the third base line, behind Lugo?
Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on Apr 11, 2007 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

nice play
jose
girllovessports.blogspot.com

by mary on Apr 11, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Ball in the air?
Que?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm
I wonder if I could pull up the stats on Matsunantoka vs. Johjima by the time Joh comes to the plate.  I mean, they faced each other a LOT, including in the postseason...
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hm
I think this batter's gonna be a little harder to pitch to.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix still good
M's still bad

while (!2011) { goto FELIX }

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

M's Algorithm
For i = 1 to 5
 If RotationPitcher[i]"Felix" then
      WinTotal=WinTotal+1
      IchiroFace
":-)"
 Else
      CockPunch=CockPunch^2
      MyThoughts="Whatever, M's still lose..."
      IchiroFace=":-("      
 End if

Next

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

if (season_over) {
fans.hope *= 4
  if (gm.name.contains(Bavasi)) {
    shit = findWorstPitcher(fa.class)
    offerContract(shit,2*shit.demand)
    if (budget - salary > 0) repeat
  }
fans.hope = SUICIDE_WATCH
}

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice job Felix
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:24 PM PDT reply actions  

So far, so good
After one inning, advantage Felix.

by Garces on Apr 11, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

EL CARTELUA!!!!!
I have to score that round 10-9 for Felix.  I may be biased ;)

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Am I the only person in this hemisphere
That tunes out during the top of the inning?

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Go ahead, Boo Guillen
It'll only make him angrier.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay Richie
Time to introduce Dice to the American phenomenon of FUNK.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:28 PM PDT reply actions  

See
Angry Guillen = good for M's

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid Fenway
That's at least a double, maybe a homer in a normal park.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

BASE HIT
DICE IS NOT INVINCIBLE.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This sucks!
I'm stuck at work still!

I can't see from here I can't!

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

green light on 3-0
finally some aggression at the plate

by mutt1823 on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE!!!!!!
Why didn't Guillen try to score?!?!?!

That was Manny throwing!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!!!
Joh!!!!!!!!!!
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I Like Where This Is Going
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on yuni/jose
Can't let this go to waste fellas.
Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji
Is pissed that Japan forgot about his existence

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah
You actually make a good point.

Kenji is the forgotten man!

by Garces on Apr 11, 2007 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

JOHJIMA
Apparently Dice-K was focused on the wrong Japanese player.

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF!?
I thought this guy threw an invisible ball??

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

SCORE!!!
YESSS!!!!!!
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I hate to do this but...
That's what she said.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
Manny didn't fuck that up.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!
YUBET!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

MARINERS SCORE!!!!
AWESOME QUOTIENT HAS QUINTUPLED.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Technically, WRT
Joh is probably the most experienced hitter against Dai of all MLB.
Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima and Iguchi.
They were both on the Hawks for most of the same time, and faced the Lions together in the same series, being as they're all in the Pacific League.  Taguchi and Ichiro both left too early.

Iwamura was in the Central League, so I'm not even sure they ever faced each other offhand, even in interleague.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

what a slide
nice sac fly, yuni

by kbdub on Apr 11, 2007 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

wow, that was close
GO BIG GUY GO!

that's gotta piss off Boston.

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

At least that swing
Had some power behind it. None of that inside out bullshit. Be nice if he made contact though.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

wow
we got one of those "runs"
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 11, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

look, it's Pineiro
I hear Ryan Franklin got a win today, too.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

He's ok.
Phew
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

ACK.
Is Felix ok?

Nice play by Beltre too.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

THat was sick
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix on HD
is very pretty!

by Marinersfaninaz on Apr 11, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Scary
All I saw on Gameday was Felix to Beltre (in play, outs), and it scared the hell out of me!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix: Not half bad.
Hope the leg's okay.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 11, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro....
redeem thee!
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 11, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah...Good Felix again tonight
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

SWEET
10-8 Felix after the knockdown to Dice.  I'd starting cooking the crow for the Chowderheads right now.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't think we have to worry too much
about what Felix is going to show up start to start this year.

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Dice-Ichiro II
Some improvement and redemption, plz.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yo Adrian!
Knock that shit off!
Mateo=some bad shit

by WAB on Apr 11, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Gammons
He is better than Beckett

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Mariners
We don't want Dice to settle down.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I need to make a drinking game
for the announcers, for phrases like "250 pitches", "ichiro vs. matsuzaka", "matsuzaka generation", etc
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

hmm
1 sip for "Japanese media"
1 sip for "gyroball"
1 more sip for "gyroball doesn't exist"
1 sip for "250 pitches"
1 sip for "asashi beer"

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre is Seriously Sucking
Better pick it up or he will have a 2006 redux
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Chunky's down 0-2
Gee, I wonder how this will end.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Ah, Vidro
For a baseball player, you make a great garbage man.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Speaking of garbage men
Tek really should be batting 8th or 9th.  He is DONE as a hitter.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

He Gone!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

teKKKKKKK
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

'Tek sucks
I'm a Yankees fan. Please don't kill me.

by Joseph P on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent
ESPN giving Felix some love

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

See, Tek?
No 3-2 count was gonna save you there.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
That one ilicited a "ooohhhhh" from Sims
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ
K
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

K again!
Oh, now y'all made Felix mad.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

KoKo
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

No,
I think he just had that curve slip out of his hand

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

you know it's boston
when you can here a 10-year old kid swearing at the ump.

I'm pissed though...no radar gun readings on FSN.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Espn has it going
One fastball was at 100 mph, but who knows where they are tracking it from

by mutt1823 on Apr 11, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix has Pedoria scared
AWesome
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

ummmmm
Papelbon couldn't lick Felix's cleats.

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, CHOWDS?

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh
I thought he got him.  What was that?

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No
perfect game...sigh.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Goddammit
Felix was all over the place there.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 4:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Idiot Sox Fan

Hey moron I dont think there are 8-sides to a dice

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Unless he plays...
... DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.  LOL.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's Dodgers and Dragons to you, sir
But, seriously, you can have an 8 on a domino -- it just doesn't look like the numbers in that square do either.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't stop laughing
Obviously he is using the 7th level Dungeon Master dragon wing 8 sided die...or something.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 4:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL
thats pretty funny!
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 11, 2007 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, but
the point is that there isn't usually an 8 on a 6-sided die.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

And there goes the perfecto.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Good enough.
I'd only score that round for Dice 10-9 because of the walk from Felix, but seriously, one pwns the other.

I now have to get from work to school, so there'd better be no funny business while I'm gone.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I love getting to see the commercials for real
instead of just online.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 4:57 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know
what to do with the DP Twins.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 4:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Idiot sox fan
Isn't Dice-K's number 18?

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Did Orel Hershiser just say...
...that a gyroball is the same as a screwball?
I'm a Yankees fan. Please don't kill me.

by Joseph P on Apr 11, 2007 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie looked at his bat
Like Jobu cursed it or something
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn!
Gameday is still on the Lowell at-bat!

You suck Gameday!

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Time to buy gameday audio
or MLBtv
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or at least
get a radio in my office that can pick up an AM station...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where I work you can't even get AM
even if you have a jam-box made of plutonium.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

XM is your friend.
It's the only hope I had of getting ball games within the cement walls of my government building...
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey and ump didn't call that ridiculous
low strike on Sexson that's below his knees.

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Richie is really earning that $14m per
He has NW ties too!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Lebowski!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUNK K
Wait that's bad.

Sexson should really have crushed that pitch.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Jeez Richie
That was 3 feet inside.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:02 PM PDT reply actions  

You fools
Your just gonna make him angry

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

CUT HIM!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh-oh
Guillen's going to kill him

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

If it was on purpose,
I don't think Guillen and Youk would be giggling over there at first together.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh
Is it just me, or did that foul ball just leave the ballpark entirely?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

USE THE FORCE
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

5 bucks says that after today
Yankees and Red Sox fans start spreading rumors that Felix wants to play for them

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn
need a DP here!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice
DOUBLE PLAY!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

double play double play double play twins
hey WAIT A MINUTE, you aren't a twin, Adrian
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

What?
That's where a second baseman would play when they're going for the DP.

Shut the fuck up, Boston people.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:10 PM PDT reply actions  

The commentator
Was going on about how the shortstop's placement on the Ortiz shift really hurts him. But Yuni was playing where Lopez would at DP depth.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

How often does Ortiz hit a grounder the other way?
Obviously not too often or no one would do it.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 11, 2007 11:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No.
I see nothing.

Wait, is that the point?

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I didn't say what it was!
The boston announcers did that.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fucking Sims
just said something.  I hate that school of broadcasters.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

All I see
is that the M's are winning!!!!!!!!!!!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dice
Hasn't given up a home run yet!

by Garces on Apr 11, 2007 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

8 GO - 1FO
3 K's

Gotta love it!

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez!
Come on ICHIRO!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

the saddest part about the media
is that there's about 30 times as many japanese media folks at this game as there were at an average Matsuzaka start in Japan.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Wooo Lopez
Although I want those liners to be to left.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

The other way
Hargrove is pleased.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

My fantasy team thanks you
Jose.  'Bout damn time you got a hit.
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ha, I have him too
but he's actually my bench 2B (Kinsler's my main), so I figured I'd sit him tonight.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow, Ichiro is unhappy
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro
You suck!

Beltre, you better get a hit here

Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Ichi!
Slump!

Slump!

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh
did that K look as bad in real life as it did in Gameday?

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And Ichiro has gone cold.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

BELTRE!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Woo!
I'm a Yankees fan. Please don't kill me.

by Joseph P on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

My fantasy team thanks you
It's about time you got a hit, Adrian!

Thought I was going to regret benching Gordon instead...

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Come Vidro
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
That was crushed.  HR anywhere else

by Zack on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

THAT WAS SWEET
These guys, you know, with the speed, and the running -- that's good stuff.

Oh, hey Vidro.  Wassup.

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro!
Suck it Boston!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT?
THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED. LINE DRIVE RBI SINGLE JOSE VIDRO MULTIHIT BALLGAME.

WHAT.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

My fantasy team thanks you
Jose Vidro.

Heh. Too bad I dropped you a week ago.

But I get a run from Beltre.

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Uh, Paul,
do you have the All-Jose team or something?
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Almost.
I've got a certain pitcher who has a slightly different name.  Happens to be pitching pretty well tonight, too, if you know what I mean.
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 - 0 lead
Has to look HUGE to the Boston offense with Felix pitching!
Go M's

by OBF on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Lucky Jeff :)
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Even that was hit hard.
Dice-K starting to fall apart.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd hate
to be in Boston tonight if this keeps up!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE PLAY LOPEZ!
Wow, that IS really close, Sexson really did land on the bag a split second ahead of Drew, but, man, that was a nice play.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was good teasing us
Stop talking about you know what

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He may of been safe....
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Lopez showing some leather tonight
Felix, ya gotta punch those guys out on 0-2

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose!!!!!
Can't believe he made that second play!

by Zack on Apr 11, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn Jose!
Felix owes him dinner.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

DE
FEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

AND ANOTHER!
It's not a double play, but it was a double dose of nice plays!
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Guillen could hit 30 HRs?
since he's never done that before, I can see that.

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I could see that happening.
If he stayed healthy and played in a park other than Safeco. He has hit 27 before.

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RULES ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING
With Felix right now--you don't talk about what is happening with Felix right now.  Blowers needs to inform Sims.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously.
Someone text-message Jeff and tell him to yell at Niehaus or Blowers to cock-punch Sims about now.  Please!

Ugh.

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

The first rule
of Fight Club, is you don't discuss Fight Club.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And he's through 5.....
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

'Tek got all of that one
I'm a Yankees fan. Please don't kill me.

by Joseph P on Apr 11, 2007 5:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundballs groundballs groundballs!
Groundballs groundballs groundbaaaaaaaalls. Ground balls ground balls ground balls. Ground balls ground balls ground balls!

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

12/1 GB/FB
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Groundballs galore
I don't think the outfield has made an out yet. The one ball I remember hit out that way was caught by Lopez.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 5:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Great range off the mound
Felix moved well off the mound to make that play, he's looking really, really, really good tonight.

by Ichiro for Pres on Apr 11, 2007 5:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Not looking as good
As opening day. He's been wasting a lot of pitches early in the count.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh My Friend right now
"Hey I guess you were right, Felix is pretty good"

by Robert on Apr 11, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

JOH!1111
My fantasy team thanks you.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 5:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenji owns Dice-K's ass.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Joe's gonna kill you!
wow.  I'm stunned that I never expected this to happen.

by abelard on Apr 11, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

yay Johjima!
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that
the fourth hit off of the Green Monster today?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Thanks
Hard to tell from Gameday.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only Guillen and Beltre
Have hit it off the monster in the air. And both of those are home runs in normal-land.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 5:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even at Safeco?
Although you did say "normal land", not "the place fly balls go to die".
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wasn't off the monster.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

K!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Didja hear?
Coco Crisp is as good as Johnny Damon. Theo said so.
I'm a Yankees fan. Please don't kill me.

by Joseph P on Apr 11, 2007 5:41 PM PDT reply actions  

I actually
thought that was a smart move at the time. Sure hasn't worked out that way though.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly I don't disagree.
Crisp is more like his Cleveland years then his first Boston year as a hitter, I'd say, and he's younger, and doesn't throw like quite as much of a pussy.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2007 5:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felis es en fuego
outfield has not recorded a putout with felix pitching yet this season

by mariners124m on Apr 11, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

On Gameday
The "Home outs" markers are starting to mergre into one big green dot in the area of SS!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix is the shit
Thank God we don't have Felix Fermin at short, Amaral at 2nd and Russ Davis at 3rd.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 5:44 PM PDT reply actions  

There have been other people named Felix?
I suddenly can't seem to remember any of them that came before the King.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lopez is kicking ass.
No, seriously.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ichiro coming up
Someone needs to check the pilot light didn't blow out. You know the one that lights the inner soul parts.
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 5:46 PM PDT reply actions  

FUZAKENNA DAISUKE
That's not funny, yo.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shut up Boston fans.
Matsuzaka doesn't want to hit Ichiro.  Stop making something out of nothing.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Why am I even at work?
Not getting any work done, other than trading insults across email with my red sox fan brother in law.

by appleshampoo on Apr 11, 2007 5:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Same with me
except I'm hurling insults at my IT guy that is almost 3 hours late!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm working from home
And actually getting some stuff done, oddly.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

*sigh*
Ichiro get a damn hit

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey it's Orestes
he's a really cool guy.

and his wife is smokin'

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Destrade?
FSN is so boring.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

At this point I just want the offense to hurry up
So Felix can get back out there.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Would it be bad form
for Ichiro to steal a bag here?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG
VIDRO YOU FUCKING SLOWASS

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

livin' la vidro SLOca
dammit
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Jose Vidro is a fucking piece of shit player
And there is no comment.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job Turbo.
Though he did hit the ball hard at least.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

god dammit!
Stupid Vidro!  You are so SLOW!  Skip a meal!

by BrianV on Apr 11, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Vidro...
...would lose a footrace to a glacier.

by robsalk on Apr 11, 2007 5:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm confused
Gameday says the ball was "in play, outs recorded", and then shows three more pitches.

WTF?

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Gmail Chat Status
Officially set to:

"Felix is King"

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 5:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Pretty sure
I've seen one-legged bums run faster than Vidro.  Somebody go get that 1st base coach a ham to encourage him.

by Edgar for Pres on Apr 11, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

F**k!
I just figured out what happened. For a second Gameday made it look like he had walked the bases loaded.

They pick me up, just to knock me back down....

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I know
but it's what I'm stuck with for today, since I can't leave the office until my &%$#@!& computer guy shows up.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES IBANEZ
RAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 5:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He's starting to tire...
Come on Felix, hold on!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 75-80 pitches
Just stressful with a tough lineup.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

not sure about that
his control has been off all game

by Matthew on Apr 11, 2007 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Also
Vidro has two hits?  And a... wha... RBI?!?!?!

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 5:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Jesus Christ...
This is really nerve-wracking.  Those fly balls were particularly frightening...

by DanO on Apr 11, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

OMFG!!!
I WANT A PIECE OF PINE-IRO!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That was fucking ace!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG
Warm up Joel, and throw in the towel Boston.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

SHUT UP SIMS
That was really sweet.  As long as he keeps getting through Manny and Papi we're actually in pretty good shape.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Heart is pounding ...
... haven't been this nervous since Bosio. Yeah, I'm old school!

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:00 PM PDT reply actions  

I want to have Felix's baby
Shoot I am already pregnant by someone else...

by Marinersfaninaz on Apr 11, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

God I love you Felix
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 11, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Dice-k
didn't pitch a bad game, he was just blown off the stage by Felix!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Sweet
Is this when Hargrove puts Mateo in to start the 8th. He, of course, gives up 3 runs, but the M's come back to win it with Putz getting the save and Mateo the win?

by kva15 on Apr 11, 2007 6:01 PM PDT reply actions  

no putzin' way
I hope Joel comes in, though.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

My heart is racing like crazy.
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to have a heart attack.
This game has lived up to it's potential.  I find myself literally throwing my fists up and clapping at each out.

by BrettJMiller on Apr 11, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

If my Spanish teacher asks
I died.  I will return to life in about 2 innings.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh-My-Gawd!
Just caught up.  Thank you TiVO!

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2007 6:02 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder
when we see Ellison in for defense (please no Willie, please no Willie)?
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Put Goff in this when Vidro hits
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit
I have Spanish homework.  You think I can even concentrate on this shit right now?  FELIX EL REY.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

JOEEEEELLLLL
Here he comes!
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Current MLB Headline
"Enough Dice-K vs. Ichiro: What about Felix?"

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2007 6:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Yep
When the bottom of the ninth is over, and...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Par for the course
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHA
Guillen's REALLY pissed at the Red Sox.  This is awesome.
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Guillen's
Been screwed out of two doubles today.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I like Guillen
should have 2 extra base hits

by Zack on Apr 11, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

You lucky Joel
That was hit hard.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Hee hee
Life is good.

by DanO on Apr 11, 2007 6:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody want to bet
that USS Mariner has crashed by now? Poor guys...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Hee!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Johjima's just like
"Dude, your crap is so much less annoying when I don't have to catch it."
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha you suck Joel.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Jo-El
Is not a good pitcher.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 11, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Joel still sucks
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn
Yuni didn't have his Wheaties this morning, and hit it to the deepest part of the park...
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Bring on Felix!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:12 PM PDT reply actions  

My freind just called
Phone: ring
Me: [Answers] Don't say anything.
Him: That's all I wanted to know. I just turned on the radio.
Me: Alright later.
Him: Bye

by Fett42 on Apr 11, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NO NO NON ONO NO NO NON ONO

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMNIT!!!!!
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

HORSES ASS!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

I feel awful
I just started working on a no-hitter version of "Felix is our King!" during the break...god dammit.  

I'm sorry, Felix.  I'm so sorry...

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Phooey.
I blame Sims.

by DanO on Apr 11, 2007 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Cockpunch award
Goes to Dave Sims.
Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Joel tainted the mound
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the effort
by Lopez ... next stop, SHUTOUT

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Craptacular
Ah well... Felix is still beating the shit out of the BAWSTON Red Sox.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You know what the weirdest part is?
My VHS tape JUST ran out of space on it (I guess I was recording SP), RIGHT after JD Drew got that hit.

Goddamnit.

I blame myself.

Oh well, no reason to tape the rest of the game now anyway...

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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn you Sims!
Still a great game by Felix, and now I can finally breath!
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

My solace
is that JD Drew is on two of my fantasy teams.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the 2nd time in his career he's taken a
no hitter past the 7th inning.

No doubt in my mind he's gonna record a couple before his career is over.

No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you know it's Jason Varitek's birthday?
I sure didn't!
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by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

WHERE WERE THOSE?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

D'OH!!!!
That was fucking awesome Sims!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:18 PM PDT reply actions  

i agree
not all richie's fault.  Felix could've covered or gotten out of the way.
Man this game is awesome
http://seattlesportsmaniac.blogspot.com

by LantermanC on Apr 11, 2007 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

alright
no harm done. now go apologize richie

by Zack on Apr 11, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

YEAH ...
... get fired up, baby!

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey
Felix still rules.

And taking a no hitter 7 innings deep into Fenway park is nothing to sneer at.

Complete game shutout or JJ?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how felix looked
a little frustrated coming off the field.  It reminded me he is actually human.

by Edgar for Pres on Apr 11, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

What's his pitch count?
We gonna see Putz or let Felix finish it?
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

98
I'd let him do it and pull him if anyone reaches.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, have JJ warming up just in case.
Let him go until either 2 guys get on base, or if somebody hits a homer or something.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, no problem
Because he's FELIX FUCKING HERNANDEZ.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

You know Jeff might not make it home
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 11, 2007 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

wOOT!
I love when I come in late and get to see something like this :)

by Greybear on Apr 11, 2007 6:22 PM PDT reply actions  

LET HIM FINISH
Current game score is 83, which would be #2 on the season, behind only ... himself!

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow
I thought that was a chopper.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 6:24 PM PDT reply actions  

LEAVE HIM IN
LEAVE HIM IN

LEAVE HIM IN

LEAVE HIM IN

LEAVE HIM IN

Iceberg, right ahead!

by PositivePaul on Apr 11, 2007 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Defense wins championships.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL
The no-hit-killing single extended JD Drew's hitting streak to 12 games.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm really glad
we got a guy like Vidro who isn't strikeout prone.
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Finish them!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:27 PM PDT reply actions  

ESPN FP
Tonight's buzz was palpable from Boston to Seattle to the Far East. But
Felix Hernandez stole the Fenway stage reserved for Dice-K vs. Ichiro,
taking a no-hitter into the eighth inning.

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

The amazing thing is
Felix hasn't even had his best stuff or command tonight, and he's still dominating.

by Happybelly on Apr 11, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Accoriding to the commerical I just saw
blue Oyster Cult is a legendary band.

On a baseball note, Felix IS STAYING IN!!!

Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Is that for real?
The last Mariners one-hitter was Gil Meche vs. the Royals?  That's awesome.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:29 PM PDT reply actions  

haiku
Sox domination:
all baseball fans hail the King
Felix Hernandez

by tworsandtwols on Apr 11, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

ok
now just throw some strikes to youk

by Zack on Apr 11, 2007 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

KKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? - Bob MacKenzie

by Ben in Va on Apr 11, 2007 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH
Mariners win!

FELIX WINS!!!

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

BONG!!!!!
Obviously, you're not a golfer.

by JI on Apr 11, 2007 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

K!
FELIX!
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

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by robrun2 on Apr 11, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

YES
FELIX MOTHERFUCKING HERNANDEZ WITH THE ONE FUCKING HITTER.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't even know what to say
Its either something really gay about how i love him or its a random string of letters followed by an !, I'm just not sure.

by Edgar for Pres on Apr 11, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

man-crush != gay
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Final game score
89, matches Johan's best game of 2006, and with only 6 Ks.

by derek on Apr 11, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix Hernandez
pitched very well.
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 11, 2007 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix Hernandez 2007:
17 IP
18 K's
4 walks
29/3 FB/GB ratio
ZERO runs
Hitters are 4-53 off of him.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I tell ya what, Goose
Your signature line is just not appropriate after those first stats.  I most definitely like it.  :-)

by jimmimoose1 on Apr 12, 2007 1:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

Anytime
A complete game shutout doesn't lower your RA, you're doing pretty well for yourself.

by Graham MacAree on Apr 11, 2007 6:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I still don't believe it
I had no idea Felix was gonna be this fucking awesome, one week and one day after being that fucking awesome.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Excellent Game,
Well Done Felix! Not Well Done Sims.
Come on! I've had better runs in my shorts!-Rip Torn, Dodgeball.

by Coach Owens on Apr 11, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

so...
Does that count as a quality start?  :)

by spokane dude on Apr 11, 2007 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

haha
nice gem.

Is it to early to predict 35-0 for felix?

by PShwa on Apr 11, 2007 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah
Given we lost 4 days and Grover's strict about the 5 man rotation, he can only go 31-0 now.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scariest thing is
Felix had this planned the whole time.  Didn't care about the media hype.  He stayed away, watched movies, let the hitters worry about Dice-K while he deals with Boston hitters.  And it worked to (near) perfection.

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2007 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha!
Vidro's the post-game interview on FSN.  Classic.
Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Apr 11, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I look forward to this recap
  1.  It should be awesome.
  2.  It means Jeff is alive.

by Trev on Apr 11, 2007 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you explode from too much joy.
Cause he might not be if yeah can.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

The recap
Might take up the whole page!

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2007 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Off to class
This was totally worth it.

by Gomez on Apr 11, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Felix was so dominant,
he even struck out USSM's server.

by Slozbury Stouvre on Apr 11, 2007 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

All hail Felix!
I missed the whole thing (Gameday doesn't count) because I was stuck at work, but it's beautiful anyway!

Hopefully I can escape the office soon, and go celebrate!

Hmmm...   What beer is appropriate for this occasion?

All hail Felix!!

"With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!"

by Thingray on Apr 11, 2007 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

He's good enough
To make us a contender on his own.

20 Win season.

by Garces on Apr 11, 2007 6:43 PM PDT reply actions  

That's ok, our other japenese guy pounded him
And our pitcher completely stole his thunder.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOW
Just. Wow.
Mariner Magic http://www.marinermagic.blogspot.com/

by BaltimoreMarinersFan on Apr 11, 2007 6:45 PM PDT reply actions  

The difference
between Weaver yesterday and Felix today was like night (on Pluto) and day.  
Memories Only 'R Us

by Paytheline on Apr 11, 2007 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It was hard
to see Felix out doing his first start, but he did.

by dz on Apr 11, 2007 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

I like
'Dice King' on their front page.

by Garces on Apr 11, 2007 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

those fags at MLB.com
have the title as "King-for-a-Day"

like it was a fluke

by PShwa on Apr 11, 2007 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

MSN has
* Masterful Felix one-hits Red Sox

by InSpokane on Apr 11, 2007 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a photoshop thats completely inappropriate
and NSFW should I put it up? If so I will do it when I get back
Shop smart......Shop s-mart...... YOU GOT THAT!!!!

by Scruffy Lefty on Apr 11, 2007 7:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Post it....
In a Diary w/ NSFW in the title.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2007 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

i am late to the party
But can I get an amen! When I saw the king I ordered a whiskey to celebrate. I didn't stop until the no-hitter was broken. So I may be slightly impaired. Eithe way HELL Yeah!!*w

by jtopps on Apr 11, 2007 7:29 PM PDT reply actions  

This is ridiculous....
There are all these articles saying that Dice-K beat Ichiro floating around.

Someone needs to tell these people that Ichiro is 1-0 against Dice-K.

by PLU Tim on Apr 11, 2007 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

All hail the King
What I saw tonight I cannot describe.  Simply masterful.
Dave

Addicted to Quack, SBN's Oregon Ducks Blog

by David Piper on Apr 11, 2007 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

M's season ahead
Reading thru these comments from today's game, I have to say that I am both impressed and repulsed by what M's fans have to say.  I'm impressed because I didn't realize that Mariners fans had backbones. Most of the M's fans I know don't really care about winning - they are satisfied as long as Ichiro gets a hit.  So it's refreshing to hear this group of fans who are a bit more critical and, well, fanatical.  I'm repulsed however, because your claims that you will compete in the weak AL West are laughable. I think you've deluded one another into thinking your team can be competitive this year.  Felix was great today, I tip my cap to him.  The guy can go 37-0 with a 0 ERA, but the M's will still be below .500.  Believe otherwise, and you're kidding yourselves.

And BTW, I strongly agree with the posts that have criticized the broadcasters on FSN. They make baseball boring as hell, and they should be replaced by commentators who give a crap about the game and are not afraid to criticize players, owners, managers, etc.  

-Nick

by nick99163 on Apr 11, 2007 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Well
Last year, Felix was 12-14 with a 4.52 ERA and the M's were only a few games below .500.  How can they not do better with 37 guaranteed wins?

by ThundaPC on Apr 11, 2007 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You must be an Angels or Yanksox fan
And those Mariner fans you were talking about were more than likely Japanese "fans" who could give a rats ass about the team and just care of the japanese players.
No sir, I don't like it. ~Mr.Horse

by Goose on Apr 11, 2007 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

you started off well
but then just tailed off into the land of "I only have a slight idea of what it is I am talking about"

by PShwa on Apr 11, 2007 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

If
 Felix were to go 37-0 we would win the west.

by dz on Apr 11, 2007 11:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck off
seriously. There's no reason to post shit like this.
Hot potato is an entirely different game when you're starving

by Mariner John on Apr 12, 2007 12:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Heh
I'd like to think that I know more about this team than you do, but hey, who knows, I could be wrong.

Because going 78-84 last year combined with a ridiculous improvement from your best starting pitcher means nowhere near .500, obviously. Why didn't I think of that?

by Graham MacAree on Apr 12, 2007 1:01 AM PDT up reply actions  

Keep in mind I live on the east coast
How come people seem to be talking like our division is gonna be a runaway for the Angels?

its ridiculous.

Everyone I talk to is telling me the Angels are gonna finish with 100+ wins...I really don't think so.

People talk to me and try to tell me the mariners are gonna be worse than last year and have 100 losses...east coast people are stupid, can I live with one of you guys in the NW?

Its gonna be around 90 to finish 1st in this division, and if el Cartelua can keep pitching like this, we'll get there and compete.

by PShwa on Apr 12, 2007 7:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

Careful what you wish for
In the NW, Willie Bloomquist is King

by Robert on Apr 12, 2007 7:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

Willie might be adored
but there can be only one King.

by jtopps on Apr 12, 2007 1:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

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