Tommy Lasorda is a saucy little monkey boy

by abelard on Feb 27, 2007 6:36 PM PST

Tommy's being featured in a tell-all book based on a Hollywood prostitute. Exerpts have been released and they're not safe for anybody.

Highlights:

Sasha/Gibson: "It's $1,000 per hour. So that would cost you $1,500. You can visit her at her place. She lives in the Hollywood area."

Lasorda: "That sounds fine, Sash. I'm looking to get together this week. I'm thinking Thursday late afternoon. I've got to get home to the wife for dinner."

"He was super easy and a really nice guy. You were right on all counts, Sasha. First he requested I pop in my girl, girl porn movie. ... He just loved watching all that! I noticed though that he wasn't the aggressive type."

Much more explicit stuff is avaliable here. I don't know if I should laugh, or should pay for years of therepy to delete these images from my nightmares.

Suddenly, Lasorda's "It's your duty, Judy" ads have new, sicker meanings.

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My god, why did I click on that link?

And why did I read it all the way to the end?

Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

by Goose on Feb 27, 2007 6:42 PM PST reply actions

cause your still searching for that 3 some :)

How in the name of Zeus's butthole did you get out of your cell?

by Scruffy Lefty on Feb 27, 2007 10:56 PM PST up reply actions

With Lasorda?

Eeww, that's just not right.

by abelard on Feb 28, 2007 12:01 AM PST up reply actions

I am now more horrified and jaded

than i was 30 seconds ago. Thanks.

by Gomez on Feb 28, 2007 9:40 AM PST reply actions

It's all part of my insidious plan

to win the LL fantasy pool by default. If enough players read this, everyone will be too busy vomiting to come to the draft tonight.

You should check out the Deadspin converation. I thought that nothing could make this story more horrifying, but someone has modified Lasorda's "Opinion of Kingman's performance?" meltdown into . . . well, just read it.

by abelard on Feb 28, 2007 10:39 AM PST up reply actions

In my horror

My professor decided to do a quiz for today's class, so I'm hoping that the classroom has a decent wi-fi connection for tonight.

At the same time, I AM not feeling too well, so.... ;)

(no, really, I actually am not feeling too well. Blessing in disguise?)

by Gomez on Feb 28, 2007 4:46 PM PST up reply actions

Just read it a few more times

Then you'll be set to miss the quiz.

Vomiting: the solution to all of life's problems.

by abelard on Feb 28, 2007 5:23 PM PST up reply actions

I just realized . . .

I may be of more assistance in this noble cause.

"A year ago, when Brian Giles was in a commercial with Mike Piazza, the scene was never the same after Giles ran out of the bathroom naked and jumped in front of Piazza."

Apparently, the Giles boys are up to no good in San Diego. If I were Mike Cameron, I'd be demanding a trade right around now. Or laughing. Probably laughing.

by abelard on Feb 28, 2007 5:29 PM PST up reply actions