Coletti Considering Career Suicide

by tait644 on Nov 20, 2007 2:51 PM PST Comment 60 comments

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7466954?MSNHPHMA

The Dodgers might deal Kemp, LaRoche, AND Kershaw for Cabrera. WOW. If that deal happens, Bavasi automatically is relieved of the title of "worst GM."

It blows me away that any team would give away that much for anyone, let alone for a rapidly-growing, surely-slowing, soon to be DH stuck at 1B.

Don't get me wrong, Cabrera is the shit, but damn...

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Rumors, rumors, rumors...

That being said, I wouldn't put it past some GM to make a dumb deal like that.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 2:55 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

They wouldn't play him at first

Loney would be the first baseman with Cabrera at third.

Free Adam Jones

by bluemax on Nov 20, 2007 3:00 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Ouch.

Cabrera is a BAD 3B, and getting worse.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:06 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I don't think the Dodgers are that stupid

And if they are, we should be trading with them.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Nov 20, 2007 3:09 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Two stupids

does not make a smart.

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:12 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Touche

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Nov 20, 2007 3:18 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

But three lefts do!

wait, I did that wrong.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 20, 2007 3:26 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE

"Goddamn Romans. Sure know how to make a ... drum room." --Matt Cameron

by JI on Nov 20, 2007 3:28 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Two circles is a donut

mmmmm, donuts.

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:31 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

two donuts is a decent breakfast

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 20, 2007 3:32 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

a decent breakfast is a good start to the day

by Matthew on Nov 20, 2007 3:34 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Does chugging some OJ from the jug

and having a cigarette count as breakfast?

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

No

you have to have 2 cigs

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That I could do.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

only if its mentholated

"Goddamn Romans. Sure know how to make a ... drum room." --Matt Cameron

by JI on Nov 20, 2007 3:37 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Like this doesn't apply to all cigarettes,

but YUCK!

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:40 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Put whiskey in the OJ too.

"Goddamn Romans. Sure know how to make a ... drum room." --Matt Cameron

by JI on Nov 20, 2007 3:41 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I usually go with vodka.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

pussy

"Goddamn Romans. Sure know how to make a ... drum room." --Matt Cameron

by JI on Nov 20, 2007 3:42 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

OK

I'd take that for breakfast instead.

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think that came out wrong.

"Goddamn Romans. Sure know how to make a ... drum room." --Matt Cameron

by JI on Nov 20, 2007 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

For who?

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That's what she said.

by Llewdor on Nov 21, 2007 3:35 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It's too easy for the boss to smell whiskey

on your breath. Vodka is much less noticable.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:44 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I say

you have to combine all of the beer empties, cigarettes and all, and chug that.

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:43 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I've grabbed a beer bottle with

butts in it before by accident. Not pretty.

I've also had beer that I swear tasted like ass.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:45 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

It's called

Rolling Rock

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I was going to go with

Natural Light but Rolling Rock works too.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 20, 2007 3:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Molson Ice that has been in the back

of the fridge for about 4 years is pretty close too.

Just about as bad was the beer I had at the bar the other night. Apparently the dishwasher didn't rinse thouroughly, so I took a big chug of my beer and it tasted like dish soap. The taste lingered about half the night, until I destroyed it with a shot of cheap tequila.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:50 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Tequila fixes everything

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Not entirely.

It make me either want to fight or f***....

Which can be a bad thing in the wrong situation.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:53 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Julio Mateo says: why not do both?

by Matthew on Nov 20, 2007 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

My parole officer told me to

quit listening to Julio.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Brett Myers echoes Julio's suggestion

by Matthew on Nov 20, 2007 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

He said ass

not sewage

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Ass... Sewage....

Could be about the same if you think about it.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:52 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmm.

While in bed with a muffintop?

"I restore a sense of childlike wonder to people's lives; you give them Zunes and Vista." -- Fake Steve Jobs to Borg employees

by PositivePaul on Nov 20, 2007 3:46 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

No OJ then, just straight vodka.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:51 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Especially if OJ asks you to bring heat

by G_ on Nov 20, 2007 3:55 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I plead the fifth.

(but that cracked me up!)

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

callback to the vodka

by G_ on Nov 20, 2007 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

That depends

on what you mean by "heat". I don't think OJ wanted "the heat" involved. Especially after his goons brought "heat".

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:57 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I prefer to bring on the "funk" myself.

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 3:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

And we all prefer it

if you'd shower every now and again. Nobody needs the funk.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Nov 20, 2007 3:59 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

unless it ends in blast

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Touche!

(I laughed)

I overvalue prospects

by Thingray on Nov 20, 2007 4:00 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Two breakfasts

is a gut feeling. Wrong thread! Doh.

by chrisisasavage on Nov 20, 2007 3:36 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Well, not suicide-worthy dumb

but dealing that much high-quality young talent is never a good idea, not even for an elite talent. I'm sure I've seen dumber deals. My mind is just trying its damndest to block them out.

by Gomez on Nov 20, 2007 3:13 PM PST reply actions 0 recs