Inspired by JC Romero's terrible contract, the Tigers have agreed to pay Todd Jones 7,000,000 next year. Dollars, that is. This is for only one year of course, but... I don't even know what to say, really. It must be the moustache. Or that they're in a panic now that Zumaya may be shelved for a while (rendering his flame tattoo on his right wrist even more ridiculous). Thank god for Putz, Sherrill, Green, Lowe, and company.