I'm sure you've heard about Jacoby Ellsbury winning America a free taco last night. As if it weren't enough for him the be the best CF prospect in the last 40 years -- it's true! FOX told me so! -- he's also taken it upon himself to feed the nation's hungry and/or stoned.
So what will you do with your free taco? Eating them is for babies. Fat babies. You don't want to be a fat baby. Myself, I plan on getting my free taco and ... well, I'm not sure. That's why I need your help.