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M's Halloween Costumes

by seamariners85 on Oct 25, 2007 9:51 AM PDT

So for Halloween this year I am planning on dressing up at work and seeing as how I am surrounded by Angels fans here, (Live in OC/LA County) I thought it would be funny to dress up as Ichiro. I have the uniform and everything. What I was wondering is if anyone knew of a place to get an Ichiro mask, or if there is even a place that sells something like that.

I was searching on ebay, and Google, with no luck. There have to be people out there that want to be Ichiro for Halloween also!

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Just give everyone a death stare

And don't shave for 3 days.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Oct 25, 2007 10:12 AM PDT reply actions

If I didn't shave for 3 days

my coworkers would think I was in a sasquatch costume, not an Ichiro costume.

by chrisisasavage on Oct 28, 2007 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions

make sure to play it right

Give lots of inscrutable answers to straightforward questions - read this, it'll help. Also, make sure that, whenever you pick up a fresh drink, you do the Ichiro at-bat arm extension.

Nice Guys Finish Third - Hopelessly lost, but makin' good time.

by pdb on Oct 25, 2007 10:19 AM PDT reply actions

Well..

..I'll definitely be practicing and refining my Ichiro demeanor. I just don't think my whiteness will really convert over well as Ichiro, thats why I was hoping to find a mask or something. Ill just have to keep my search going.

by seamariners85 on Oct 25, 2007 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions

Dont forget to wind sprint through the office..

feel free to steal 'bags' at will, only do so if you can garauntee at least 85% success.

And don't sign ANYTHING, unless they ask you in Japanese.

Someone get Richie on a REAL offseason workout plan...NOW!!...*signed: M's fan network.

by Montucky on Oct 25, 2007 11:19 AM PDT reply actions

Oh, and don't dive. Ever.

by Gomez on Oct 25, 2007 12:23 PM PDT up reply actions

Don't want to mess up the jersey

Or worse, bruise.

Jose Vidro (DH - Ms) was arrested today in an Idaho Bathroom for having a wide stance and sucking.

by CapSea on Oct 25, 2007 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions

THE GUY IN THE ICHIRO COSTUME

HURTS HALLOWEEN BY NOT SPIKING THE PUNCH

by Gomez on Oct 25, 2007 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions

take a bunch of records with you

once in a while break one with a karate chop.

there should be three levels of terror alert: Jesus Christ, Goddammit, and fuck me! -LB

by Bearskin Rugburn on Oct 25, 2007 12:48 PM PDT reply actions

I'm getting the Burger King mask

Then wearing a Felix jersey around. Guaranteed TV time at a mariners game as well.

by Robert on Oct 25, 2007 1:11 PM PDT reply actions

I thought about being the Burger King this year,

but I decided the mask would make eating and drinking too difficult (a man has to have his priorities).

I'm never blocking a fire exit.

by Thingray on Oct 25, 2007 1:29 PM PDT up reply actions

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