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8/7: Open Game Thread, Part 2

M's on top 5-4 after five, thanks to Tim Corcoran sucking a lot.

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What else
is there to do on a Monday night?

by Greybear on Aug 7, 2006 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

We're all a bunch of obsessed losers with no life
That should answer your question Jeff.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

yup
no arguments here.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That also explains
the existence of this site in the first place, so I suppose it's only appropriate.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can get frustrated with this team but
it will always be popular with me
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I like how
Rizzs got excited about that pop up behind home plate... while Johjima just stood there.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Dan Miceli!
Before he got hurt, he was slated to be the DRay's opening day closer.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Mateo = tricky.
Bouncing those inside fastballs off the bat...

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

hmmmm
O'Flaherty....sent to AAA.   Is that old news?

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah i think so.
where'd you hear this?

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Missions game
I have a friend that plays on the team so I listen to most games

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's new.
He shouldn't get too comfortable, though, because he's the next guy in line for a promotion.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

crawford vs. Mateo
I smell trouble
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Mateo
Urge to kill........rising..........

by JLC on Aug 7, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Quit dicking around.
Mateo blows. Find someone who doesn't.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

holy shit
the dodgers are good. they shoulda been doing this all year.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Can we bring in Sherill?
The guy hasn't seen action in 4 days
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Man, the Mariners are going from giving shout
outs to old people, to giving shout out to dead people.

This is getting really creapy.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

time for one of those Mateo DP balls
wishful thinking
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Cantu was swinging for the stars
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell me
that Jorge Cantu's Gameday pic doesn't look like Quinn, the shark hunter from Jaws.

Wait, I forgot how young you guys all are. See, "Jaws" was this movie about a big shark and a little boat. You would have liked it because the shark loved the taste of New Englanders....

by kva15 on Aug 7, 2006 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHAHAHHAHAHHA
he does look like Quinn!!..better than looking like Richard Dreyfus
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn Cantu, ruining my predictions
Oh well, maybe it will be  5 batters.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Julio Mateo blogging:
I pitch lots of bals good, I don konw how hiters hit

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Comments:
11:05 pm PDT

Retire, you assbag.

- LLJeff

That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Julio Mateo blogging:
I don konw why peopel hurr don like me, I thorw hard an strik out teh hiters

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

more sad news
Mateo would be second on the team in wins if we hold on, correct me if Im wrong.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

"Good job, GS
Nice three pitches. See you in a week."

Love,
Grover

by kva15 on Aug 7, 2006 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

you don't say
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Micelli is in
here comes the 10 run inning.

by killa3312 on Aug 7, 2006 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

WHO CARES ABOUT THE KID
Call me callous and heartless, but the Mariners overkill with the kids.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst interview ever.
Sadly, doing that is someone's job.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

The kid's name is "Trip"
i fell sorry for him.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Trip?
<img="http://www.durfee.net/startrek/images/Tucker.jpg">

3 geek points!

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Broussard lets go of bat.
Took over for Carl quicker than imagined.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

OH NOES, BROUSSARD STRUCK OUT!
BAVASI IS AN IDIOT!!111!!11! CHOO IS TEH AWSOME!1!

/Mariners Revolution

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Heh
CHOO SINGLED!!!  THE MARINERS HAVE FUBAR'D THE FUTURE.

/Sportspot

That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has that place degraded that far?
When I was banned from there, the people seemed pretty intelligent. Course that was about a year ago so.....
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

They can still be intelligent
but they can get soooooo hysterical about the littlest crap.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

You shoulda seen the 5 page thread
about Choo after the Beckett grand slam.  I usually don't say too much but even I lost my shit at how much whining there was about the trade.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised Mariner Geek didn't ban you.
I lost my shit on Hargrove and he booted me.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do make one change when posting there
I totally keep it G rated.  I notice they frown on that MUCH more than Dr D does.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep
The words idiot is what finally got me banned.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG DEM'S FIGHTING WORDS
Okay, that was pretty dumb.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
Giants have now hit 6 HRs against the Dbacks tonight.

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

D'backs
I know I might catch hell for this, but I really like listening to Thom Brennemen(sp?) and Mark Grace...dont know why, but I like them
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?
Are you kidding me?  I only listen to them because they are the only ones on right now!  They are annoying!

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

LoL
I knew I'd catch hell, but for some reason I like them, just one of those things I guess.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fuck you Dave Neihuas
Goddamn quit doing that.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how
Hummer's new ad campaign is centered around people's insecurities.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well...if you have a hummer your obviously have
some insecurites....but obviously not about your wallet.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

FSN promoting well
doing everything they possibly can to convince people that the Mariners aren't done in the AL West race.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

It's funny to me
when people try to hit off George Sherrill.

He's on fire right now.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Edgar has the 2nd longest streak of
consecutive games played for the Mariners.

How is that possible?

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

DH
Get up, go hit, maybe spend some time on the basepaths, sit down.

It's why Carl had a prayer of continuing to play.

That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dodgers up 4 in the 7th
10th in a row? Hmm.

Remember when Navarro was a top Yankee prospect? Heh.

by bluemax on Aug 7, 2006 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Funny no one's mentioned it here
but Livan Hernandez got dealt to Arizona for prospects.  He's not terrific but he's a durable upgrade for that rotation.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

NL-AL
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh
Arizona's in the NL West.

Or you saying that since it's the NL, it's irrelevant to we AL fans?

That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's cuz no one cares about the Dbacks
and their announcers!  hehe!

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sherrill/Soriano/Lowe?/Putz
game over.

Sherrill's line against righties has quietly improved rather dramatically.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He's hitting his spots better with that fastball
Outside, inside, outside, for strikes.  He's a GOOD pitcher when he locates like that.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

???????? huh??????
Confused by that move
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 9:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that's easy heat.
Soriano looked the smoothest I've ever seen him.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Its nice to raffy back!!
JJ, Raffy and Sherrill is like having 3 closers.

I didnt put Lowe in there cause I think he should get a shot to start.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

you really think he wont??
I dont know much about how many games hes started and stuff like that, but I thought that maybe in the off-season they would work on him being a starter??

Maybe im wrong

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not the same pitcher when he starts.
He loses a good 6mph off his fastball.

Worth a look, but I'm fine with him dominating out of the bullpen for the next six years.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok thanks for the info!!
I think its worth a shot as well, but your right, I have no problem with him dominating out of the pen
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Soriano's Yahoo! profile picture
That of a guy who's just begging for friends.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

If he can get me free tickets
I'll be his friend.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

In other words
He'll be hanging out with me shortly.  I'm a magnet for such people, for some reason.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ichiro
Has been crap at the plate lately.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay.
Forget what I said about smooth. Soriano doesn't look right.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Valle noted
He was missing a couple mph off his fastball.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh-OH!!!
i see injury delay???...is it raffy??
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Umpire.
Froemming took a foul tip off the shoulder. He's fine.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Raffy needs to be rested for the season
no point in using him when he is hurt
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 7, 2006 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Fuck site lag.
This is a pretty bad time to be working on the servers.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Hargrove: the pen's thin
So that's why you used everyone not named Lowe and Woods today.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

K!!
Thats why they let him steal Dave, because it was irrelavant.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

WOOOOOO PUTZ!
That's not the end of the game, but it certainly feels like it is.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

KK PUTZ
Take a seat, BITCH.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Some solace?
In Oakland, 9th inning, save situation and Street is not in. The M's made him pitch enough innings that he appears not to be available tonight.

by kva15 on Aug 7, 2006 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

God I love this pen
especially since im watching the giants right now!! lol

Is JJ ok to go 1 1/3 considering he threw 30 pitches yesterday???...well I guess we are about to find out.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you see
when they showed "Who's hot and who's not" and the Ms are not???

by Marinersfaninaz on Aug 7, 2006 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you probably asked 2 hours ago
but I did see that, cause we are 50-98 against the AL west over the last 3 seasons, what do they expect, we've lost 99 and 93 games the last 2 years, which probably means you ain't wining in the division.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 8, 2006 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

If Jesus came up with the bases loaded
JJ would still K him.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I have to admit
Hargrove seems to be showing better sense in his bullpen management and pinch-hitting the last couple of days. Wonder what's gotten into him?

by Greybear on Aug 7, 2006 9:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Apologies for the lag.
Due to some lousy planning out network seems tohave outgrown our servers.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't say that
If this place went down, I don't know what I'd do.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing that bad.
We just have to put up with some slow loading every so often.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha
zobrist... what a kook.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Texas loses
Maybe we can shoot for third now...hell, we could even take second...

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 7, 2006 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

I certianly think we have a shot at 2nd
That's my goal now that the division title is out of the question.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sexson...just take take the 3-0
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

You don't need to show
the surprised face, cuz i'm not surprised.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Banner Bank: I've said this before
All those people banking at Banner Bank just goes to show... that the bank has a monopoly on the PNW.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

According to Valle
Harville was looking to "stay away from Richie's strength."

Joke's on him, he put that right in Richie's wheelhouse.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ's motto should be
Resistance is Futile.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

That's right Lee
FEAR the arm of Willie Ballgame!
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay
That made me a little nervous.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Travis Lee just stole a base
Your arm BLOWS Kenji.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

What a lame-ass fuckin' lob on that SB
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit
that wasn't strike 3

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, what's going on?
Two baserunners, one out.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

he did throw 30 yesterday..hes got to be tired
COME ON DP
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew
One more JJ.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Shiitttttt
Come on JJ...one moreee!
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

come on JJ...one more!!!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

i'm nervous
someone come here and calm me down.

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

If I were Putz
I would not have dived right in the path of a flying broken bat piece with a sharp end.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 9:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Here comes the split
Time end Johnny's life JJ.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Split...come on JJ....Split.
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Take him out
Bring in Lowe.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 9:59 PM PDT reply actions  

God damn it JJ!
Fuck!  What's the last time he's walked 2 guys in a game?

That fat red-headed tub of shit sucks.

We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the splitter.
Gomes just didn't chase it like everyone else.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

he had no chance to hit it
so you might as well take it
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

FUCK. 2ND WALK OF THE INNING.
What is up with Putz?  He could have thrown a 2-2 splitter there and at least one other time and gotten his man.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YOU FUCKING SUCK JJ
YOUR MOM IS A WHORE!
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

We need
A JJ reverse psychology session, post-haste.

You blow monkey nuts, JJ.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 7, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

We need to give him some support
Your mother doesn't love your lard ass, JJ!
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on you fat fuck!
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I"M GONNA RAPE YOUR SISTER
YOU PIECE OF MONKEY SHIT!
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Shift key?
He probably just leaves the caps lock on.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nuh-uh
Otherwise he wouldn't have used "

by Graham MacAree on Aug 7, 2006 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHAT'S WRONG WITH LEAVING THE
GODDAMN CAPS LOCK KEY ON!!!

ARRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

/head explodes.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who closes tomorrow?
Do you save Lowe for the 9th?
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

J.J.! Your wife is probably cheating on your
suck-ass right now!
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ
keeps missing Johjima's glove up by a foot... Tell him to throw a splitter in the dirt and maybe he can paint the lower black
Mariners fan gram line: 206-346-4001. Who wants to chip in on a message "Keep up the good work Grover! Love, Oakland, Texas, and Anaheim"

by thejew4u on Aug 7, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!
IT WORKED AGAIN!
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

-whew-
Thanks JJ.
We'll Always Have the Kingdome: Because I'll actually update it now, and I promise it's not that bad.

by BrettJMiller on Aug 7, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

FUCK YOU JJ
YOU GOT IT DONE...YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!!!

nice job JJ

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

GOOD. BALLGAME.
You still got it done, you big fucker.  Nice.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ giving us a little drama
Wouldn't be a Mariners game without some blood and tears.
The pitcher has got only a ball. I've got a bat. So the percentage in weapons is in my favor and I let the fellow with the ball do the fretting. -- Hank Aaron

by MrMitra on Aug 7, 2006 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

only fiting
that Willie Ballgame catches the final out, what a grity win!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Christ that was close
Did the ghost of Eddie G suddenly inhabit Putz' body when he left?

by JLC on Aug 7, 2006 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

JJ has pitched more the last 2 days
than Pineiro did his last start.....oh actually NVM Pineiro went 2.2 innings, JJ only did 2.1
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I call shenanigans, JJ
You even look blown up in this interview.  You need at least a day off, if not two.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Lowe for closer for the next few days
JJ needs a vacaction.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:06 PM PDT reply actions  

yes...good game
actually it was pretty ugly, but a fun game
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give the DRays credit
They play you tough, no matter who you are.  As those kids mature, if they get some more pitching they're gonna get scary good.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Francisco Liriano = busted elbow.
Ruh roh.

In a quiet postgame clubhouse, Liriano, 22, seemed on the verge of tears, and his voice crackled as he described the pain, pointing to the inside of the elbow this time, beneath the muscle and possibly in the joint.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch
Although this isn't really much of a surprise, it sucks to see it happen.

by Graham MacAree on Aug 7, 2006 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh man
seriously, this is not good

by sactown257 on Aug 7, 2006 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That sound you heard
Was thousands of Twins fans blowing their brains out at the same time.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINSTAAPP
That's the sound Liriano's elbow made when it exploded.

by JLC on Aug 7, 2006 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Big trouble in the Twin Cities
Kiss them goodbye from the Wildcard hunt if Liriano goes down... which it appears he will.  At best, they need to shut him down for a few weeks.  By all accounts, it's just increasing soreness as doctor visits have revealed no structural damage, per the article.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

First Weaver, now Liriano. They are dropping
like flies. But Felix, stands strong.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny how
Felix had the weak start and fell off the map... and now, as the other phenoms are dropping, here comes THE KING.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed that
What happened to Weaver?

And what's up with the Livan Hernandez trade?

by Graham MacAree on Aug 7, 2006 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Livan
Post deadline too.  That was kinda weird to me.  Maybe they exposed him to waivers, Arizona claimed him and before DC pulled him back the DBacks said, "No!  We'll send you prospects!"  And given that the Nats probably aren't going anywhere for the foreseeable future and Livan wasn't much more than a workhorse, they bit.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Now Gardenhire
is claiming that it's a muscle issue, and not something wrong with his elbow.

If true, that's great news, albeit still a killer in the short-term.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 10:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

FWIW
We gain a game on 3rd place Tejas and are now one back of them.  BUT don't get any delusions of jumping in the race, because Tejas lost to... Oakland.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Krueger
going on about why Beltre appears to be back.  I must concur.

Y'all think Adrian has finally figured out the AL?

That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 7, 2006 10:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Beltre will never truly be back till he's slugging
.500+ and hitting 30 homers.

But he's not a bad player anymore.

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 7, 2006 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think
If we judge him by his contract then no, he will never be that good.

If you just look at him as a player I think he will be very good, infact hes probably putting up real good numbers compared to other AL 3rd baseman.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just checked Beltre's hit chart
I guestimated that he has 7 "safeco homers."
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Aug 7, 2006 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Beltre since June 2nd:
.287/.354/.539

That's about as good as he can be in this ballpark.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 10:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anybody here what JJ said on Eddie
"He had a game against Atlanta where he had two hits and a walk to load the bases, and he gets a popup and a double play to get out of it," Putz said. "He's out there smacking his leg [with his glove]. It was good to see -- typical Eddie."

whats typical Eddie?? slapping his glove or loading the bases with nobody out???....JJ lest us decided

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 7, 2006 10:30 PM PDT reply actions  

The leg slap is because
that's the "donut release trigger." Eddie slaps his leg, and a powdered donut drops down his pants leg. Then he bends over to pick up the rosin bag and scarfs it down. And you all thought that white cloud was resin.... Ha, pure sugar!

by kva15 on Aug 7, 2006 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahahha
Funniest post all week!
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Aug 7, 2006 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HA
It's like Jason Johnson's insulin pump... except it's a... donut pump.
That's all.

by Gomez on Aug 8, 2006 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions  

As a heads-up
I think we've got a planned server upgrade going down tonight, so that'll explain any outages that occur.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 7, 2006 10:32 PM PDT reply actions  

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