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8/6: Open Game Thread

First Pitch: 1:05pm PDT

                   

Kendall C Ichiro RF Kotsay CF Lopez 2B Bradley RF Beltre 3B Thomas DH Ibanez LF Chavez 3B Sexson 1B Payton LF Broussard DH Swisher 1B Johjima C Scutaro SS Betancourt SS Ellis 2B Jones CF ---------- ----------

Blanton (11-9, 4.61)        Meche (9-5, 4.24)

53-57.

LET'S GO RAINIERS!

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hahaha
gotta take what you can get, i like the intro

by mariners124m on Aug 6, 2006 12:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are we in that bad of shape if we win today?
I don't think we are.  If we win and Texas wins, we are 4.5 out of first, 2 out of second and 1.5 out of third.  If we win and LAAAAAAA wins, we are 2.5 out of second and 1 out of third.

Not to mention we are playing a three game series against Tampa Bay, which is a great oppurtunity to gain some ground with Texas playing Oakland.  Then we go into a crucial stretch with four against TEX, 3 against OAK, then four against LAA.

So if we stick it out and win today, we still have a great shot at this thing.

Big If...

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2006 12:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Totally agree
It is a big "IF"..but if we do win, we are far from out of this thing.

Also if we are going to win 1 games of this series-game 3 is the one to win.  Maybe it would give the team some confidence.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 12:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's hope Meche
can pitch a shutout cause we're not scoring much lately (6 runs last 4 games)

by Ru on Aug 6, 2006 12:46 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like your optimism
Time for us to carve up some ham today.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eaton ejected
Halos 3-0 in the 1st

by Ru on Aug 6, 2006 12:52 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What did he do?
Gameday doesn't yield any obvious clues...

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 1:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

after giving up a homer....
he threw at Juan Rivera
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:02 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY CRAP!!!!
Rocco's modern life is on Nickelodeon right now!!!....I havent seen that show in like 10 years!!!!!!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:01 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO!!!
all right, Rocko or Mariners. This is not an easy decision.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

gotta go with Rocko!!!!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:07 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow
I loved that show
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mark Kotsay
looks flamboyant.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Dave
its not because of what they have done against the division, its because of what they have done against each other.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:08 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.
That curve was as awesome as Rene Rivera isn't.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what happen
was to busy watching Rocko
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hefer is the best!!!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gil got away with that one.
You can't leave a 0-2 pitch over the plate like that.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

true
but its better than the normal gil where he goes 0-2 then throws three straight balls 2 ft away from the zone, then is forced to groove a 3-2 meatball.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go
Ichiro, go!

by John Spartan on Aug 6, 2006 1:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ren & Stimpy
on after Rocko. What is this, Old School Nickelodeon Day?

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Doug better come on then!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blanton's OBP against
Against everybody: .346
Against Seattle: .192

Man, that's embarassing.

Does anywhere provide splits of vs. fat pitchers/vs. non-fat pitchers?  From memory, Colon always seems to do well against us so maybe girth is a factor.

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 1:12 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

because the fat pitchers
have a gravitational pull towards them that makes the pitches do weird things
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

must be it
forget the gyroball, fear the gravity ball.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thats because he's a alcoholic
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So Wells is thereby removed from consideration
and the hypothesis remains yet to be disproven.

:-)

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

boooom
its gonna be a great day if this scrub can hit a double.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy cats!
Hold on to your britches!

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we still wont score
just watch.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOO!!!
Bunt!!!

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:14 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Whne you take the driver's test...
don't get the fat guy."

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahahhahaha
this episdoe is great!

THE DOCTOR IS A MADMAN!!

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:18 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha
I keep flipping back and forth
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got
gameday going with Rocko on TV

DONT GET THE FAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thank god
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cool.
do that 10 more times.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:18 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMGWTFBRBAFK
We have a lead!! We scored first!! What's goin' on?!??!

by JLC on Aug 6, 2006 1:19 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

booom
aggressive baserunning baby

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wooooooooo Sexson!
Raul is crazyreckless!

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOOPLAH!!!!
Another run scores!

by JLC on Aug 6, 2006 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now how often
does a guy score from first on a single?

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

especially
when that guy is raul.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:22 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

looks like
someone forgot to eat their 15 eggs and 4 slabs of bacon this morning.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Carl never did that
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BROOOOOOOOOU!!!!!
JOE BLANTON SUCKS! WOOOOOOO!!

by JLC on Aug 6, 2006 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, Valle.
Clutch hitting in the first.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:22 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is Sexson going there?
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Blanton:

Ken promised me waffles. Where are the waffles? These aren't waffles.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There we go
The aggressive baserunning finally comes back to bite us in the ass.

Good 'ol Mariners.

by JLC on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and how did ibanez score on a single?
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*sigh*
How does a guy with legs that long run so slow?

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sexson is a long distance runner
taller guys tend to be better for long distance-not sprints.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he loses to much speed
when rounding the bases
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGGHHHH CARLSO GARCIA!!!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looked like he really tweaked his knee on that
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:24 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice Sexson
the throw only beat you by 30 feet.

by John Spartan on Aug 6, 2006 1:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should have doubled-back
and run round the other side of Kendall.  That would have been hilarious.

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol
funny part is, raul was giving the stop sign, richie was sent home.  Great 3rd base coach we got.

by tkjinak on Aug 6, 2006 1:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Unless he didn't
Dave Meyers Sexson
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:27 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I meant
At least not Unless
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:28 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There were two outs so go ahead and send him...
but why doesn't a guy Richie's size go right after
Kendall and try to knock him over?

He's such a wuss.

"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh man
i forgot how much i loved Rocko. If there's a DVD out there, i'm all over it.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not sure
I wouldnt be surprised, its a must buy!
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now I really want to watch
The Angry Beavers
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:31 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH WOW!!!
what were there names agian??...its good to see these shows back!...I hate the new ones they got.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Norbert and Daggett
I don't know if its on today but I was searching Rocko and it came up
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats right!
they used to eat "Lickity splits", these kids today dont know what their missing.
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chavez swings funny.
He doesn't get anything from his left arm.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're right
Very tennis backhand-stylee.

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 1:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Of course
maybe he only looks like that when he's flailing.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:34 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually
Chavez has tendinitis in both forearms. He should probably be on the DL, but with Bobby Crosby already there they can't afford it. Why is Bobby Kielty still on the team? In case Chavey's nuts itch.

by kva15 on Aug 6, 2006 7:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on, Gil.
It's a whole 2-0 lead. Don't spend it all in one place.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here's a three run shot
coming up here.

by sactown257 on Aug 6, 2006 1:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh
I think we all know that 95mph fastball did :not: move 8 inches.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good breaking ball today for Meche
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

got away with a hanger
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scutaro = human.
A very, very small human.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:35 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay
Did we really need that lecture on how the military fuels the Blue Angels?

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny
Gamecast has the Bosox up 6-5 but still going to play extra-inning:maybe they don't want to give Papelbon a blown save.

by Ru on Aug 6, 2006 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam Jones
I can't remember the last time he didn't look stupid on a curveball.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:38 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I try to imagine Jones
turning on a fastball and hitting it out to leftfield but I just can't.
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that looked familiar.
Hope Gil's got his game together, because we're not scoring again.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quick...
name a more annoying opposing hitter to watch than Kendall.
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL..so true
Ichiro-if I wasnt an M's fan,lol
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:44 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Vlad at least crushes the ball...
instead of slapping at it
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STOP WALKING KENDALL!!!!
he could never be a Mariner
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:45 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He employs the choke-n-slap method of hitting
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adam Jones' BB/K
very quietly down to 2/16.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Off the topic here, but do you think
Willie Bloomquist is a power-hitter on his church softball team or does he still just hit for singles?
"I cussed him out in Spanish, and he threw me out in English." Lou Piniella

by Mike Schooler on Aug 6, 2006 1:46 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He pitches.
Phenomenally, I might add.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:47 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

God damn Blue Angels.
You fly in formation. We get it.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear God.
That was the worst 0-2 pitch in the history of anything.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think we all saw that coming
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:49 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That pitch is Exhibit A
for why I hate the idea of high fastballs as strikeout pitches.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:50 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look whos back!!
2005 GIL
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gil blows again.
I'm ready for him to be somewhere else next year.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:51 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope you enjoy your new home next year-gil
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea
So much for the consistent good Gil.  Adios Gil, make sure you get us a sandwich pick on your way out...
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Aug 6, 2006 1:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have to admit
following Joel in the rotation has to be depressing
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So yeah Seahawks season starts soon
and I got this little niffty picture of Burelson pointing at me when I went to training camp

"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congratulations, Scruffy Lefty.
Nate Burleson just put a hit out on you.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SWEET!!!!
Just 6 more days!!!...just 6 more days!!!

Hasselbeck would shut the A's down

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 1:58 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does a guy play for so long
and still have such a ridiculously shitty two-strike pitch?

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 1:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

harmless singles of london
Yep, I've changed my name... it should read Gopher Ball Pinieiro instead of Joel Pinieiro.

by Susheel Ramasahayam on Aug 6, 2006 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To hell with this.
I wanna watch the Sonics dance team.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:03 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we lead the league
In LOB?  I'd really like to know...

At the very least, we lead the league in LOB per base hit.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2006 2:06 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gil has weirdass sleeves.
Enjoy your embarrassing arm tan.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:09 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I'm not surprised we're losing
I am surprised however to see we actually scored a few runs.

How the hell did that happen?

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 2:10 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Richie and Raul singled
Richie ended up getting thrown out a home later
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:10 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Check out the Game Notes at the bottom:
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore;_ylt=AnPk.dWbFBOH9ehp02kKVlYRvLYF?gid=260806130

Yahoo! really likes Ben Zobrist.

Also, you can just hand the ALE title to the Yankees right now.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:11 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whats even more funny
30,000 was the attendance

I HATE Red Sox Nation

Im so glad the D-rays tuck it to them today.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate the Yankees just a little bit more
and since the goddamn Blue Jays couldn't get their shit together despite spending a gazillion dollars, I'm forced to root for the Red Sox in that division.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 2:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ehhh
Either Detroit or Minnesota's representing the AL in the Series, AL East be damned.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:17 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spending more money to contend vs BOS NYY
is like trying to knock down a brick wall with a stronger hammer.
DUDE YOUR WIFE IS A STONE COLD FOXXX with three exes to suggest TEH PORNOOOO!

by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:01 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BEN ZOBRIST ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
BEN ZOBRIST ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
BEN ZOBRIST ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
BEN ZOBRIST ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
BEN ZOBRIST ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD
DUDE YOUR WIFE IS A STONE COLD FOXXX with three exes to suggest TEH PORNOOOO!

by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:52 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did I tune into...
the military channel?  Why the hell are they STILL discussing the F-18

by kenshin1 on Aug 6, 2006 2:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate singles
Marshmallow Man has given up 8 hits.  I hate this game.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2006 2:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blanton
4 innings-pounded for 8 hits, yet only 2 runs.

I HATE SINGLES

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or an A's fan.
Anyway, it's only two runs, and if it's close going into the late innings, you guys have a good bullpen...
Visiting A's Fan - also see BtB

by salb918 on Aug 6, 2006 2:25 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You sound like someone
who hasn't watched any of these games all year.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, I've watched all of them.
Just trying to help...

...but, yeah, I'd be lying if I told you I wasn't fairly confident of the outcome.

I will say this: of all the divisional rivals, the Mariners are easily the least hateable team.

Visiting A's Fan - also see BtB

by salb918 on Aug 6, 2006 2:29 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, yeah.
That's because we're pushovers.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:30 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meche sucks donkey dick
Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:28 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, I wonder
is it the players or the team we can't beat?

Would they lose if you put the same roster on the Royals? Conversely, would they lose if you put the Royals roster on Oakland?

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:29 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Its all Marco Scutaro
You knew it was a omen when Crosby was injured coming into the series.  Marco Scutaro is a god to the Mariners.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2006 2:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Im starting to think...
that its mental, you cant lose 12 games in a row to a team without it being mental.

Just like the Rams/Sehawks in 05..Seattle was the better team, but the Rams owned us.

Not saying we are better than Oakland, but the point is the same.

Mariner motto: WALKS ARE FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!!!

by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're at least even.
Just not head-to-head.

I sure do love me some unbalanced schedules.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mindset = = important
One's mindset has an incredible amount to do with actual tandem, results.  For example, one study showed people who wrote an essay on "what it would take to become a professor" before playing Trivial Pursuit scored significantly higher than the group who wrote an essay on something not so intellectual.    I have no idea what the M's state of mind would be though, if the Kansas City "Athletics" came to town, though.  Potentially interesting study, though!

by SankTheTank on Aug 6, 2006 2:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The players
They're the ones taking pitches, working the count.  The pitchers are the ones throwing strikes and forcing the issue at two strikes.
DUDE YOUR WIFE IS A STONE COLD FOXXX with three exes to suggest TEH PORNOOOO!

by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:53 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet sassy molassy
Nick Swisher is an unfortunate looking man.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro, it's Frank fucking Thomas
You did not need to throw it that hard.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 2:32 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did Thomas score from second...
on a hit to Ichiro????

has Ichiro just given up??

I hope the team just quits and doesnt give the A's that satisfaction of the W.

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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Season over.
Barring a comeback.  Wait, what am I talking about?  Season over.

by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 6, 2006 2:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What was up with that building to the future note?
6 starts....but just 7.0 IP?

Did I read that wrong?

Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 2:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here's what they forgot to mention:
In his 36.1 innings with San Antonio, Chick has a 2.23 ERA and a 22/24 BB/K.

What a pitcher!

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:42 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Travis Lester
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Morrow or Tillman?
That sounds like it could be the line of either. Down in Peoria, they only pitch guys 1 or 2 innings. They must have 50 pitchers down there that they are trying to work with.

As of a couple days ago, Jeff Harris is not one of them. Het pitched last night for Tacoma. Came in after B-Liv gave up back-to-back HRs in the 7th. Jeff got 2 backwards Ks sandwiched around a weak grounder to 2B.

by kva15 on Aug 6, 2006 7:23 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was Chick actually, which is why I was confused
Good to hear Jeff is back in T-Town.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 7:49 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stupid Optimst
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:41 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

6-3.
Watch me not care.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the deal
the Mariners have scored runs in the first inning so many times and just been shut out for the rest of the game. When we beat up on Brandon Webb for 5 runs in the first inning I don't think we scored against him again.

by John Spartan on Aug 6, 2006 2:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blanton WHIP today is 2
yet he will still get himself a W...stupid baseball
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:45 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Bay Area sucks.
BART is stupid.

The Eddie Haskells make shitty music.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:48 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff
How do you truly feel?
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 2:50 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bay Area: overrated, overpriced
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:55 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wheres the rally dino???
or is it to late???
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:53 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stupid fans.
Don't cheer until the ball hits the ground.

That'll learn you.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dobbs PH for Jones
Game conceded.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:54 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Series conceded
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:56 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Being a Mariners fan
Hairline receded.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:59 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crappy team
Seats and suites vacated.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:04 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CRAP
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:05 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That baseball was absolutely filthy
Blanton's been eating chocolate again between innings obviously.

by Alex B on Aug 6, 2006 2:55 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some guy in the background
just flipped off the camera.

Amen, brother.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:56 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda just called Dobbs out, ump
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:57 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our fans are retarded.
Yeah, let's cheer making outs.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL the "hustle" of Dobbs
Don't go there, please.  This is painful enough.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great Dobbs batting means...
Willie will be the last out of the game with RISP, you know its gonna happen.

Shit just let Moyer bat for Jones

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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 2:58 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The groundscrew might as well
moisten the infield with Blanton's flop sweat.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:00 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Willie in CF
FUCK YOU, WILLIE.  FUCK YOU.

I'm past being diplomatic.

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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:02 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If I blogged the A's instead
I wonder how these series would go.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:04 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No
They are already talking about trading for you. Don't tempt them.

by jtopps on Aug 6, 2006 3:11 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In this era of free agency
loyalty to one team is extraordinarily rare. I need a ring.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:12 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Jeff is on our untouchable list
Plus I don't know if Oakland has the blogging prospects that it would take to land Jeff.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 3:13 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grover would sit Jeff
in favor of Mateo
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:14 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Julio Mateo blogging:
I don konw why piches don saty en balpark

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:16 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHA
Mateo blogging win expectency:
100%.....I come in...-100%
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:19 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

7th inning stretch
perfect cover to sneak out early.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:07 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know why
I benched Calero on my fantasy team.  It's not like the M's are gonna do anything against him.  Easy WHIP/ERA padding outs.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:13 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have Zito and Haren
I knew I had 2 auto wins this week
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:15 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you have to be senile
to announce for the Mariners?
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not having a stable grip on reality
probably helps when you have to watch the Mariners on a daily basis.

by jtopps on Aug 6, 2006 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True
I'd probably enjoy watching a lot more.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:32 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Raul Ibanez will take over in relief
and Brad Halsey will take over in relief.

by John Spartan on Aug 6, 2006 3:17 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PLEASE JACK ONE BENUARDO
which ever one of you is going to bat!!!
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:20 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Perez goes deep
The Mariners will stand a decent chance of tying the game.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think its 50/50
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:21 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quit with the hopemongering
Two outs, 7th inning.  He's gonna tap to Scutaro and the inning will be over.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:21 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does Perez hit righties better than.....
Ben hits lefites?????
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would I have lifted Ben for Perez
knowing Macha would pull the shitty Halsey for the not-so-shitty Duchscherer?  Given both ends of the nuke platoon are shitty against pitchers of their relative handedness... push.  But I guess you want Macha to go to the well early....
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:23 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's too bad
we don't have a guy like Snelling or Petagine hanging around.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:24 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or Lawton
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:26 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A's pitchers missing plate
Chances slightly improving.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 2-1 pitch was a gift
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW
Perez hit it.  RBI

by ThundaPC on Aug 6, 2006 3:25 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BASE HIT!!!
WHAT IS THIS?  AN ACTUAL RALLY?!?!?!?!
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perez!
COME ON KENJI

by anky on Aug 6, 2006 3:26 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Stupid sun.
Be more brighter.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:30 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why must this team give me hope??
cant they just lose 13-0 and be done with it
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well now I dont have hope
thanks "Dirty" Swisher
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shoulda known
I think I did know in the back of my mind.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:31 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bwahaaha
It just became funny.
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well there goes
my hope again
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Swisher. Nail. Coffin.
Sweep.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sean Green
Groundball dynamo!

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That ball hit the ground!
410 feet from home plate, though.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AHAHAH
fuck this

by anky on Aug 6, 2006 3:33 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Other than that
Green doesn't look too shabby.

by ThundaPC on Aug 6, 2006 3:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's review:
Mariners:

Walk
Wild pitch
Walk
Single (one run)

Athletics:

Home run (one run)

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But Jeff
what about the intangibles? We have intangibles!!!
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by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 3:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tomorrow: Moyer vs (Not David) Corcoran
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:34 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Moyer clearly lets his mom ER wife dress him
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:40 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure
having 8 kids wasn't HIS idea.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:43 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Moyer on the mound=0 runs (for us)
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:35 PM PDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That play right there
is exactly why I like the idea of having Green around as the last man in the bullpen.

by Jeff on Aug 6, 2006 3:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Past a diving Beltre
....wait
Fire Mike Hargrove!

by Goose on Aug 6, 2006 3:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We stopped Scutaro and Ellis
Just forgot to stop Swisher and Thomas

by Ru on Aug 6, 2006 3:36 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay
More singles....

by ThundaPC on Aug 6, 2006 3:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not giving Up!!!
"When it came to writing posts, nobody ignored statistical data like Scruffy Lefty" - Gomez

by Scruffy Lefty on Aug 6, 2006 3:40 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HERES WILLIE BALLGAME
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bloomquist not GIDPing
I am legit SHOCKED.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dave Valle
Ironically after talking about the difference between a .250 hitter and a .300 hitter, and how Yuni is a .300 hitter, introduces Bloomquist to the plate.

by jtopps on Aug 6, 2006 3:41 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's right
More Singles, Bitches.

by anky on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm
They're just getting my hopes up again, probably.

by Slurms McKenzie on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA
Announcer: Willie hits foul pole to foul pole.

Yea, into people's gloves.

-Faux

by Faux on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Score now
Because if Street comes in, game over.
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by Gomez on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon Ichiro
Do something with RISP.

by ThundaPC on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YES MORE SINGLES
actually I'll take it from WFB
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by MFAN on Aug 6, 2006 3:42 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ichiro
Lead by example, pretty plese?

by ThundaPC on Aug 6, 2006 3:43 PM PDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs