8/16: Open Game Thread
Roster Note: O'Flaherty up, Dobbs down. For one night and one night only, the Mariners have a lucky 13-man pitching staff. If you can't beat the A's with talent, beat them with superstition.
And so, we come back to the only Mariners pitcher to win a game against Oakland this year, as the A's faithful prepare for another rousing chorus of "BROOM! HERE COMES THE BROOM!"
Ready or not:

Ichiro RF Kendall C Lopez 2B Kotsay CF Beltre 3B Bradley RF Ibanez LF Thomas DH Perez DH Chavez 3B Broussard 1B Payton LF Johjima C Swisher 1B Betancourt SS Scutaro SS Ballgame "CF" Ellis 2B ---------- ---------- Meche (9-7, 4.58) Haren (10-9, 3.58)
Meche: "Okay, guys, we're going to break this curse tonight. Did you get everything I asked you to?"
Washburn: "Yeah, I went and hunted down a rabbit and cut off its foot."
Broussard: "I picked up a heads-up penny on the ground this morning and saved it for you."
Woods: "I drove out to a ranch and got some horseshoes."
Green: "I found a four-leaf clover!"
Johjima: "Meche-san, I bought you omamori from Shinto shrine."
Lowe: "I ripped the number 7 off of one of my jerseys."
Bloomquist: "I brought Fifi, my cat."
Washburn: "That's not a good luck charm!"
Meche: "Willie, you moron, that's a black cat!"
Bloomquist: "I also brought a mirror with me, but it broke when I tripped over a crack in the sidewalk going under a ladder on the way here."
Everyone: "AAUUUUGGGGHHHH!!" [runs out of the clubhouse]
LET'S GO MARINERS!
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I hope Jones gets a start
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 4:45 PM PDT reply actions
O'Flaherty up, Dobbs down
--Jarrod Washburn
by Phil Hatzenbuehler on Aug 16, 2006 4:47 PM PDT reply actions
That's what Rotoworld says
I also love that they say "Joel will likely spend the rest of his career as a journeyman."
He needs to talk to Soriano
by AnotherAaron on Aug 16, 2006 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 16, 2006 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Speaking of this...
I think it'd be interesting to see if he could pitch. It's always an interesting idea, you just might catch lightning in a bottle, like with Soriano.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 16, 2006 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
"So he will pitch in long relief and work with pitching coach Rafael Chaves in an effort to find the stuff that made him one of the club's best prospects in 2000-01."
I think Joel would have more luck if he was looking with Morse.
Bad vibes
They should recognize him for what he is and release his ass pronto.
Lineup
J. Lopez 2b
A. Beltre 3b
R. Ibanez lf
E. Perez dh
B. Broussard 1b
K. Johjima c
Y. Betancourt ss
W. Bloomquist cf
Perez and Broussard? Back-to-back? Fun.
That's Fucking It!!!!!
by The Dude on Aug 16, 2006 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Well Let's See
Are we sensing a pattern here? What will be even more interesting is the in-game "managing." Let's see, will Grover use Jones to PH? Nooooooo. How about Rivera? Noooooo. So the only potential move is to PH Morse for Bloomie late in the game and then put Jones in CF for the last inning. Well, now that all the managerial moves for the night are decided (excpet when exactly to bring in Gas Can Mateo), we can safely kill Hargrove and hide the body.
Of course, still no Jones
Anything new on Snelling?
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 6:27 PM PDT reply actions
He'll be activated tomorrow.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
which one do you think it will be??
Yeah, probably.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Cool
It's funny, though. I'm going to the Rainiers game tomorrow, just in time to miss him play there. Last time I went to a Rainiers game, it was the day that Everett was DFA'd and Snelling was up for a day, so I didn't get to see him then either.
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 6:38 PM PDT reply actions
For a moment...
If you were to believe Niehaus
If I were a reporter
Three straight starts for Willie is ridiculous.
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
Yes they are
Man
by Graham MacAree on Aug 16, 2006 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
The Followup
Pshhh
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:10 PM PDT reply actions
Speaking of Cabrera
.682 July OPS, .569 August OPS.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Hargrove doesn't even understand his platoon
It's because...
Hargrove
But of course
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 16, 2006 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
As long as he's not
Oh lord, THAT
I'm all for Willie managing if it means he retires from playing.
oh I forgot score prediction
Jones
stop trying to fool us Gil
GODDAMNIT
I'm in no fucking mood to watch the Mariners lose a game, but here I am in front of the TV anyway. I predict I'll be pissed off and leave within an hour.
Hmm... the Chiben-Komadai game just started...
Mariners *lose* a game?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha man... Ballard
Whoops
Yes...!
Great, 4-0 now
Haren's eyebrows are funky
And Kenji is threatening to hit .300. Too bad a good average comes with a crappy OBP.
by Fuckmikereilly on Aug 16, 2006 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
All the A's look the same.
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:29 PM PDT reply actions
And they're all much better-looking than the M's
Not so much anymore...
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Although it's the Red Sox
Did you guys see
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:33 PM PDT reply actions
Let's be honest, Oakland announcers.
Sorry I am late...
What is wrong with Mike Hargrove? I understand that he's a blithering idiot, but there has to be more to it than that. Something is so severely wrong with him that all semblance common sense has left his head.
Perez is the veteran in the platoon
I'm waiting for Petagine to execute a WWE-style run in this September and brain Dudley with a baseball bat.
Highlights from last night:
You missed
by Mariner John on Aug 16, 2006 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Just got in
by sactown257 on Aug 16, 2006 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
He's on the roster
He's still my favourite pitcher ever
by Graham MacAree on Aug 16, 2006 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Heh, that was cute
That was a smart decision by Beltre
So apparently going for 1 out instead of 2 is smart.
Ellis says forget the bash brothers!!!!!
good to see
by sactown257 on Aug 16, 2006 7:47 PM PDT reply actions
stupid singles
A's 3 hits=3 runs
Man...
I wanna stab something.
Mark Ellis will be reprimanded by staff
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:49 PM PDT reply actions
46 pitches through 2
Brawl in Texas
Apparantly....
Can you blame them?
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear....
hmmm, brawl you say?
by sactown257 on Aug 16, 2006 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
Uh oh
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 7:54 PM PDT reply actions
This team has quit.
So....
Oakland payroll:
Chavez: $9.5m
6-gallon tub of LA Looks: $8.33m
Zito: $7.9m
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Grow a brain, Thomas.
Meche has struck out Thomas twice
Great.
Also, hey, look, there are a bunch of Mariners on base. Maybe Willie will do something that doesn't suck?
THAT SUCKED
Willie
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 8:15 PM PDT reply actions
Man....
Ichiro
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
And Blanton only once.
Late in the season?
Just swing Swisher
Swisher's such a cutie.
Don't you start rooting for the A's, Goose
Oh look
Hendu....
I hate this team
Ichiro's not giving this team a chance to win. Trading him would seriously be a great move. He has so much value for a player who brings a fairly low OBP for his average and who just refuses to play unless they're within 5 games.
Betancourt, Lopez, Beltre, and Joh are all still out there to play. I wish others would give them some support and at least try to make the best of this lost season.
I can't wait for the day....
Balk = Run
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 8:28 PM PDT reply actions
I hate the Angels more than the A's but...
Well, on the other hand
On the other hand, I think they're more capable of scoring runs than the Mariners are, to be honest.
Yeah... I think it's time for me to go away from the screens.
injury delay on gameday
ok good..I didnt want it to be Haren
The brawl in Texas
I hope Joel and Mateo get pissed off at the guy with the horn, jump in the crowd and start beating the crap out of A's fan's, thus earning lifetime bans from baseball.
I don't.
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Justin Verlander
He's through. Nothing left in the tank as far as 2006 is concerned.
Misleading headlines:
Boston avoided a sweep Wednesday, and to the surprise of no one it was David Ortiz who came through against Detroit.
Ortiz had absolutely nothing to do with Boston's tying or winning run.
Felix
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 8:48 PM PDT reply actions
Hargrove is the only one that should be near...
You're wrong, Oakland guy.
Gi Meche
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
Only if that brawl
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure he's already had a head injury.
by BrettJMiller on Aug 16, 2006 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
What damage could possibly be done
Here Comes Green
they just came out with fruity cheerios.
F You Ellis!
It's physically impossible for the M's to score runs afterall...
unsportsmanlike
thank god he decided to swing
damn you Haren!!!
I love Rotoworld.
Feldman responded after the Angels hit two batters -- at least one intentionally -- the previous half-inning. Kennedy charged the mound, and the 6-foot-5 Feldman continued to use his sidearm delivery to get in a couple of good shots at the shorter second baseman. He'll be facing a suspension, as will Kennedy and Kevin Gregg, who hit one of the batters the previous inning.
Angels = filthy villains.
hahahahaha...and this guy we just call...
Beltre's hit streak at 12
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:08 PM PDT reply actions
We have more hits than you, Oakland
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Since I'm too stupid to post pictures
Here yeah go
Nice block by Feldman.
I love the caption.
"Adam Kennedy attempts to fight Texas pitcher Scott Feldman"
Maybe im seeing things
maybe its feldmans arm..
How about...
First Javy Lopez, now Hinske
Carlos Pena was just DFA'd, he's next.
Already signed
Incidentally
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:17 PM PDT reply actions
stop your booing, A's fans
WTF
Yeah Grover...
What stupid fucking sack of shit.
I've been meaning to say this
by John Spartan @ Lookout Landing on Aug 16, 2006 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
Honestly
Jaw F-ing drops
by anotherjeff on Aug 16, 2006 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
If not for something coming up
Thank you, friend's office.
Morse PH for Broussard?
Huston Street warming up
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:29 PM PDT reply actions
Abominable
With Ichiro's testimony, Bavasi will walk.
This is like
By the way, Jeff
Now put up another, this time with Mateo in it
I got a pitcher for ya...
by PositivePaul on Aug 16, 2006 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
I've come to expect Dudley's stupidity
You mean the old angle?
I am sick and tired....
Coming this fall!!
"GIL IS OUR PILOT"
tagline: these fuckers wish all they had were snakes on the plane.
Ugh
Under the list of banned items
Nope
by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 16, 2006 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid 360
So....
I haven't tried it
by anotherjeff on Aug 16, 2006 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Do we see an Adam Jones cameo?
"Tryin to figure out
You and me both, Hendu.
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
Who?
by Mariner John on Aug 16, 2006 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hendu meant Huston Street
by anky on Aug 16, 2006 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Angry Class Action Suit Guy Says
Hope is for other teams' fans. Prepare to lose.
yeah bunt Willie...thats the answer
Nice job, Bloomie
can Ichiro advace home on a defensive indifference
I've had about fucking enough of this shit.
by The Dude on Aug 16, 2006 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
A's beat M's and...
No shit
by Mariner John on Aug 16, 2006 10:37 PM PDT up reply actions

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