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First Pitch: 7:05pm PDT

                   

Ichiro RF Kotsay CF Beltre 3B Swisher LF Lopez 2B Chavez 3B Ibanez LF Thomas DH Sexson 1B Crosby SS Everett DH Johnson 1B Johjima C Kielty RF Reed CF Kendall C Betancourt SS Scutaro 2B ---------- ----------

Pineiro (5-6, 5.13)         Haren (5-5, 3.61)

A few snippets from the Yahoo! game preview:

The Oakland Athletics look for their eighth straight win over the Seattle Mariners when they continue their three-game series at McAfee Coliseum on Wednesday.
...
A's starters are 7-0 with a 0.72 ERA over the last seven games against the Mariners, allowing no runs on three occasions.
...
The Mariners have dropped 17 of their last 23 games at Oakland and realize they have to change that if they are to get back into contention.
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Pineiro is 1-4 with a 7.09 ERA over his last six outings. He turned in another poor start when he gave up seven runs and nine hits over 5 1-3 innings in a 7-3 loss to Minnesota on Thursday.

The right-hander is 0-2 with an 8.04 ERA over his last three road starts.

Uh ohs.

LET'S GO MARINERS!

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Woooooooooooooo Stanley Cup Game 5
Screw the Mariners, hockey's on.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 5:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

im callin it
last game of the season now

by tiddley on Jun 14, 2006 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay.
This is pretty fun.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good Call...
Bwahahaha.

Why can't it just go on forever???

YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TIME FOR THE A'S TO FEAST
Like an episode of Springer, expect this to get ugly, and quickly.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 5:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know
The problem is, I so totally expect the Mariners to lose tonight that they're going to pull this game out of their collective asses and then I'll have to find something positive to say about them.

So I should bet on tonight being something like an 8-2 Mariners win, just to be different.

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Jun 14, 2006 5:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How this game goes
...is pretty much up to Pineiro.

We're hosed.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 5:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bizarro world
Ms unleash the bats today. Calling a 7-4 win.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 5:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm for the good guys tonight
10-7 M's.

All ten runs coming on Jose Lopez solo shots, by the way.

by Garces on Jun 14, 2006 5:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

This is what it's like...
...to be a Royals fan.
I will rejoice in a win, but I don't expect to come within 6 runs of that happening.

by AnotherAaron on Jun 14, 2006 6:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hendu gem #1
"We hope the Mariners aren't getting on one of those streaks where they win 20 in a row."
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo
Hendu wants Hargrove fired, too!

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joel
Please don't suck.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To Mariner's offense
It's okay to score runs.  Really!

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fun inning:
Joel Zumaya pitching for Detroit    
T Hall flied out to center.    
T Lee struck out swinging, T Lee safe at first on passed ball by I Rodriguez.
J Lugo walked, T Lee to second.    
C Crawford struck out swinging.    
R Baldelli struck out swinging, R Baldelli safe at first on wild pitch by J Zumaya, T Lee to third, J Lugo to second.
J Cantu flied out to left.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro
Likes to hit.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The machine rolls on
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro rested from his off nights
of only getting one hit, man on a mission tonight.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Stanley Cup
This game is awesome!

by phil333 on Jun 14, 2006 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
I'm going to disappear from this thread when the third period starts.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre.
Hey, he can hit too.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he caught that
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre with a hit in the 1st?
What the hell is Kotsay trying to do there?

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jesus
Kotsay got lucky that didn't roll to the wall.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a jokester that Kotsay
Then again, if I were the ump what would I tend to believe: Beltre hitting or Kotsay catching?

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

neither
call a do-over

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Defense wins championships
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap
Bases loaded nobody out.

Chances of scoring 2%

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Chances we don't score here
Pretty good.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhm, what the hell is happening??
The M's are facing the A's and we have the bases loaded in the first.

One of these things does not go with the other!

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A hit?
I'm not complaining.  Lopez's OPS back over .800 now

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ehh...
Better than last night.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well they tried not to score.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We scored!?
Still, what a way to take the pressure of Haren, Raul, you douche!

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ibanez
Sucking monkey dick. Thanks dude.

by phil333 on Jun 14, 2006 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Raul
The worst possible outcome.

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not quite.
Could've been a 1-2-3 DP.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn!
Can't even win at sucking...

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Worse?
Not this team!

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe we should option Richie to AAA
At this point, I'd do anything to get him mashing again.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded no outs and only 1 run scores
Well...I guess it's better than zero runs.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Richie K
what a surprise.

by anky on Jun 14, 2006 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woooooooo third period starting
To hell with baseball for now.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now allow me
to enjoy the lead for about 2 minutes before Pineiro mucks it up.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know a decent human being would be embarrassed
Somehow I don't think Richie gives much of a shit about his horrid season.

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I disagree
He looks so mentally distrought, out of it...he doesn't look happy at all.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh C'mon
When he walks away he barely gives a shrug

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know.
He always seemed to have a pained look on his face when he K's.  I remember in a post-game interview he wasn't happy with himself despite the game winning HR, saying "Yeah, but I left about a million guys on base tonight."...he knows it, and he's unhappy.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stat question
Why doesn't Ibanez get an RBI on that play?  Sure it was a DP...but Ichiro still scored.

by appleshampoo on Jun 14, 2006 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DPs
don't count towards RBI.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah
That's kind of what I was asking.  I'm a pretty new baseball fan.

by appleshampoo on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish I knew
I would guess that DPs are not productive.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your Mariners
they're nothing if not predictable.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit
an easy first inning for Joel?  Didn't see that coming

by anky on Jun 14, 2006 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do they have to show that again?
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kendall got nutted!
Hendu gem:

"He's just gotta shake it off."

Get it...shake...heh...

And to think, I'm graduating from High School in two days...betcha never would've guessed.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carl Everett
Way to muscle those singles out of the infield, you big hunk of lefty sock.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre's two hole sample size getting bigger
58 AB.

276/.323/.483

.806 OPS

He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was close.
Johjima must lead the team in GIDP's...

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bobby Crosby
has just messed up 2 double play balls in a row, I bet Yuni makes those plays

by anky on Jun 14, 2006 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mariners getting better
Last inning they GIDPed, this time they avoided doing it twice.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's raining.....
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's right Joel, show the Big Hurt who's boss!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and Crosby too
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you imagine if Thomas charged the mound
And Joel started crying for Carl to save his ass!  That'd be fun to watch.  Otherwise...

BORING!

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job Beltre.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hendu gem #2
"They should have the same scouting reports I have."
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh...
Why didn't Beltre go to 2nd?  Stupid stupid stupid.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't think it'd hold him.
He needs the Incredible Hulk to carry him from base to base.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok why didn't Thomas go home there?
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's injured
To the point where he can't run worth a damn.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like a contest
Of who can GIDP the most.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats gonna be the new stat
that FSN shows after errors.

by Christian on Jun 14, 2006 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why Batting Average is a stupid stat
Frank Thomas, despite only hitting .235 has an .872 OPS, and 16(!) HRs!  To think, we signed Everett for $3.4 million when Thomas could was taken for a third of that.

by BrettJMiller on Jun 14, 2006 7:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job Raul.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Why in the hell
Did Ibanez do that?

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit
I hate this team.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

piniero sucks
hangs a fucking 1-2 breaking against a guy who can't hit worth shit.  

by tkjinak on Jun 14, 2006 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It doesn't matter
If that ball gets past Ibanez, it's still a double.

He can't get his body in front of it to keep it to a single.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Number of people who are shocked by that:
Nada.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight
Joel sucking.
Raul sucking.
Beltre sucking.
Richie sucking.

...

M's sucking.

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least Beltre got a basehit.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That list
is sure to expand before the game is over

by anky on Jun 14, 2006 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That inning
Epitomised why we're all surprised when the M's do well.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can you hear it?
Snelling...snelling...snelling...come and man left field....

by jimmimoose1 on Jun 14, 2006 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So God
wants Snelling to break his knees again trying to field the ball?

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He would have shattered like a piece of glass
... if he'd have dove for that like Raul.

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snelling...
is hitting .230 in AAA. I'm starting to get worried about him.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got here late...
Joel Pineiro sucks big fat donkey nuts. Would Cruceta be this painful to watch?

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 7:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

to be fair
it was the only hit he's given up and both runs are unearned.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus H Christ
Does anyone know the record for most consecutive foul balls hit?

by appleshampoo on Jun 14, 2006 7:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jose
Shows the team how to work the pitcher.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least they're working
Haren's pitch count up...unlike last night.

by Greybear on Jun 14, 2006 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre's error
Can anyone explain what happened?

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lazy 2 hopper...
Should have at least gotten Fat Thomas at 2B, but he bobbled and dropped the ball.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beltre
Fielded a ball hit to him, juggled it, looked at 2nd, threw it to 1st, pulled Sexson off the bag.

He should have thrown to 2nd, it was Frank Thomas running.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Raul-Completely worthless today
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Carolina doesn't win this game
I will have wasted a lot of time in front of the TV. I want my home ice Cup celebration, dammit.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frank Thomas hasn't gone deep yet in this
series.

That means he's due...

He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The "joys" of single summer living
during college

my dinner tonight? the last 1/4 of a carton of sliced mushrooms and a mini-pak of french onion flavored sun chips

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So so dull.
Why can't I get the M's broadcast for these games in Oakland?

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Longest single ever!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That one's on Raul.
What a shitty way to play the bounce.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's sucked SOOO much already throughout
Biggest suckfest so far.

But Beltre and Sexson are still in the hunt...

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No wonder he misplayed it
Gameday showed it as a single to Ichiro. Maybe Raul is getting his reads from Gameday.

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That run
Ibanez's fault

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

ugly play by Raul
Chavez should've never scored.

by MT on Jun 14, 2006 7:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gameday
Gameday says it went to RF fielded by Ichiro...must be a glitch

by appleshampoo on Jun 14, 2006 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to apologize to A's fans
This team is embarrassing when facing the A's

by manyoso on Jun 14, 2006 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's okay.
You guys were pretty freaking awesome for a while and were a real thorn in our sides earlier this decade.  A few years of suckitude is nothing - at least your team isn't filled with unlikeable characters.

And you beat the Angels, which is great.

Visiting A's Fan - also see BtB

by salb918 on Jun 14, 2006 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Carl Everett
Is fairly unlikeable.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Forgot about him.
Last year, some Oakland bleacher fans dressed up as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, and (can't remember).  They had a sign saying, "We don't believe in Carl Everett."
Visiting A's Fan - also see BtB

by salb918 on Jun 14, 2006 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So if he would of hit that out, I don't think he
would of made it around the bases.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
The runner scores from first, yet Thomas only makes it to first...def. can't run...

by appleshampoo on Jun 14, 2006 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm
Fastballs and piniero is jamming guys, getting grounders, meatball curves over the middle are getting hammered.  Figure it out guys.

by tkjinak on Jun 14, 2006 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Joel = Old Yeller
Time to take him behind the barn.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Frank Thomas needs a rascal.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hockey game about to resume.
Thank God. This is mind-numbing.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jurassic Carl....
can join Joel behind the barn.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay now
I just want to pretend a zombie infestation broke out in Oakland so we have to nuke the entire thing.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe
Ibanez will mutate into someone who can play defense.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't tell who is up to bat for oakland.
All Eric Chavez clones cept for Bradley.

by Christian on Jun 14, 2006 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DAMNIT
Edmonton wins it on a shorthanded goal

by tiddley on Jun 14, 2006 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What a PK.
And what a terrible giveaway.

Don't get me wrong, I have no particular rooting interest in the series, but I really prefer to see teams celebrating on their home ice.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta admit
I thought the penalty was gonna be the end of the game, but I thought Carolina would win it.

by tiddley on Jun 14, 2006 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish...
flesh eating bacteria on Joel Pineiro.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Does Pineiro
Do anything except give up doubles?

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A "single"
Because he moves with all the grace and fluidity of a dead walrus.

by Graham on Jun 14, 2006 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thomas
stretched a double into a single.

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tacoma's Game
Cruceta has given up three home runs (including a back-to-back set), but the Rainiers are beating the Little A's 9-4 in the last inning (7th, they play two tonight).

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the good news
he's only given up 4 hits total
he's Ked 7 adn walked only 2

but the HRs are really mystifying. He had only given up 3 all season prior

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

also in other news
both Ferierband and Rohrbough pitched tonight and both were excellent with extra x.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even better
he pitched the complete game. The Rainiers pitching staff needed that! The HR's may just be an anomoly. Solo homers don't usually hurt too much. Maybe he was just challenging hitters trying to keep his pitch count down so he could save the staff.

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Jeff was a Sens fan?
They arent that bitter rivals w. the Oilers are they?? I definitely wanted the Oilers to win tonight and it was a beautiful finish.

by phil333 on Jun 14, 2006 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am a Sens fan.
But I wanted to see a crazy celebration.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You suck, Pineiro.
Bobby Fucking Kielty.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7.09 ERA since Player of the Week
Way to highlight how much Joel sucks.

A rut, Hendu? More like bending over and taking it.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's about time
for the "I never liked Pineiro anyway" people to start coming out of the woodwork.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I liked him when he first came up
Thought he would be decent too.  Should've known though

by tiddley on Jun 14, 2006 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Remember how awesome he was against
RHB his first/second year? They should talk about that more during his outings.

by Matthew on Jun 14, 2006 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll say it for the 2347826398472834th time...
These games are the epitome of boring.

Dullest. Broadcast. EVER.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pineiro...
Needs to get back on the juice that the USSM crew has hinted at him being on in the minors.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Pineiro
Definitely in a giving mood tonight.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm going to bed
This game is horseshit.

by phil333 on Jun 14, 2006 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm ready for Joel to return
to his home planet of Beardoria.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi guys
Joel needs to be designated for assignment right after this game.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it law
that all hard hit balls by Mariners automatically turn into outs in this abandoned staidum?

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't wait
for this God damn series in this God damn stadium with this God damn broadcast to be God damn over.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Lol
I do get a bit depressed during a game in Oakland.
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big Saturday in Sports
<s>Felix vs Bonds</s>

Game Six - Hurricanes at Oilers

Jermain Taylor vs Winky Wright

-------------------------------------

Well, 2 out of 3 ain't bad for me.

(Looks like I haven't missed much tonight, as far as the M's go. Game 5 >>>>>>>>>>> Pineiro and this mediocre team

Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re:
Apparently I suck at the strikethrough option.
Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

watching the rain as I drove to work
Was more exciting than watching this game.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Loading my laundry into the washer
was more excited than watching this game.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wood warming up
A's will win 12-2 now.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GREAT, JAKE WOODS
Because the M's weren't sucking enough.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woods warming up
Where's that towel....
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah there she be
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ozzie Guillen is a giant douche
Pierzynski was hit by pitches his first two at-bats, prompting home plate umpire Phil Cuzzi to issue warnings to both benches in the fourth. Pierzynski took a called third strike, a pitch on the outside corner, when he batted in the sixth.

Sean Tracey relieved Vazquez to start the seventh, and the right-hander got leadoff hitter Blalock out on a grounder. But White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen slammed a water bottle to the ground, changed pitchers and then was seen in the dugout barking at Tracey, who pulled the collar of his jersey over his head.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um, what?
HIT THE BATTER WHEN I TELL YOU TO!  VENEZUELA!

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would of been kinda funny to see
The pitcher with his shirt over his head while Guillen bitches him out.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too bad
the pitcher wasn't Matt Thornton. I'm not sure he could hit a batter he was trying to hit.

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you die and go to hell
McAfee Coliseum will be where you watch baseball games.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: When you die and go to hell
There was a time when the Coliseum was a decent place to watch a ballgame. This was before the Raiders moved back to Oakland and ruined the place.

In related news, f*ck the Raiders.

Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On a related note
Al Davis is a giant douche.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NOVEMBER 6!
RAIDERS! SEAHAWKS!

First Raiders-Seahawks game in Qwest Field!

Monday Night Football!

Goddamn I wish I could be up there for that game.

Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA
RAIDAH NATION gets to EAT IT on cable TV!

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chavez is struggling
But what the hell, let's walk him anyway....

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

All that's missing is
Joel giving up a homerun while he's sporting a goofy grin as the score reads 8-1.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather listen to another lecture
On quantum mechanics then sit through this crap.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

OOH, nevermind about Barry Bonds!
Rizzs says to come to the Giants series to see OMAR VIZQUEL!

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Older Women For Omar!
Jesus.
Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly what I thought when I heard that
My reaction: "Fuck Omar Vizquel"

Felix will strike out Barroids 4 times, and on the 4th PA Bonds will dislocate both knees after swinging through a bender.

YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This August
I'm looking to do a little West Coast thing where I hit up ballgames in San Diego, Anaheim, LA, Oakland, San Francisco, and Seattle.

I'm beginning to wonder if I should just go ahead and cross Oakland off the list.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno
I hear nearby Stockton has a single A team.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I imagine Oakland would be a good place
to catch up on some sleep.....if you can stand the drum that is.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oakland is a minefield
I'd suggest sleeping in Sacremento instead.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Re: This August
You could just skip Oakland and go to Sacramento to visit Raley Field, one of the best minor league parks in the country.

Then again, Raley Field is home to the A's Triple-A affiliate. So on second thought....

Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a ball?
Why aren't I doing something else?

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hypothetically
if Jake Woods fell off the mound clutching his left shoulder right now, I don't know how I'd react.

I mean, initially I'd be surprised, but besides that, I dunno.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thought that was gone
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, a sacrifice fly?
How'd they do that?  I'm unfamiliar with how sacrifice flies are pulled off since this team never does it.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What the hell?
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And suddenly
this game looks A LOT like the last series.

UGH.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHAT THE HELL?
Is the government using microwaves over CF to screw the Mariners?!

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one, Reed.
What the fuck happened to you? Did you get a concussion or something?

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

7 runs for Joel
WEEE!!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re:
Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's see
The A's will have 3 more innings, meaning they are on pace to score 6 more runs.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just forfeit.
White flag, Hargrove. It's impossible for us to win against these guys.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Haren's thrown a lot of pitches
That's cool, maybe they can get Haren out of the game so they can get in to their bullp...

1-7

oh....nevermind.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the plus side
at least Felix doesn't have viral encephalitis.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL
Some chick in the front row of home plate just got up and left during the first pitch of this inning.

I can't really blame her.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice catch Swisher
Might as well makes some good plays for my viewing pleasure.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know which is worse
this game or the anticipation of the next one.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Day game, radio only
You should be so lucky.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weeeeeeeeeee!
Go Jason Kendall.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

GOOD FUCKING LORD
GOD IS AN A'S FAN AND HE HATES THE MARINERS.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If God were an A's fan
explain the ALDS.

Satan is an M's fan.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair weather fan
He switches to football after September.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Radio only tommorow
Thank god.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy I'm sick of hearing this
And that's ___ sat down by (A's pitcher).

a) 5
b) 10
c) 12
d) 15

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

e) all of the above
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game at 11:30 Am
Yeah, im waking up for that one.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll be at work
Chances of me turning on the radio to tune in = 0.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So do I
It's the reason I won't be waking up till 3 in the afternoon.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

On the other hand
Joel had a really good bottom of the 1st. The problem was that Hargrove didn't pull him when he was on top, so FIRE HARGROVE!!!!

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Beltre
Why didn't you do that earlier?

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That play might've mattered
if I still cared about this team.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

On the bright side
The Royals have tied it up...
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now score some fucking runs
I want to have some respect for you guys.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everyone else is waiting
for Everett to hit a 7-run walk-off homer.

by kva15 on Jun 14, 2006 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless he switches teams in-game
ain't happening.  He's on the road team.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What just happened there?
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh-huh
We surrender.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 8:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it
I'm never going to watch this team play the A's ever again.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So I have the little mermiad theme song stuck
in my head....and I don't know why.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmmm
I have a theory on that.

by PLU Tim on Jun 14, 2006 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does it involve me being insane?
Because I know that already.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Johjima
.714 OPS.

Jason Varitek, he ain't.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 8:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Varitek is having an off year
and he's still got a .753 OPS
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't hear much about Johjima's
take charge attitude these days.

Then again, Carl Everett's more laid back than ever.

Jarod Washburn's happy nobody on the team bickers.

Hello world there's a song that yer singin'...

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In regards to the last line
This team could use a Danny Bonaduce.
Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Jun 14, 2006 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you suppose Jake Woods
roots for the Mariners to get destroyed?

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know... today is flag day
Let's show the white one:

(Yes, I know Goose showed it before)

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Jake Woods for starter
because he could be even better than Pineiro, sadly.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll take just about anyone
Paging Francisco Cruceta...

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

M's starters
have been the same 5 all year.  The only other team to accomplish that:  Pirates.  Great company.  Similar result.

by Paytheline on Jun 14, 2006 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Willie in
Yes, that's the ticket.  This team needs more grit and hustle.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Get your rally caps on!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruceta for the rotation!
...or resign Appier or something.
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

load the bases!
So we can strike out again...
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well
BIG RICHIE is four batters away.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ichiro!
The Mariners are doing things!!

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How appropriate
A Special Olympics ad during a Mariners broadcast.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bahaha
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If the Mariners came back and win this
I won't know, because I'm about to go somewhere and die.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Royals just took the lead
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Trying to GIDP again
came up just short.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooO!!!! Ralllllyyy!!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Stairs!
YES!!!

Oh, what, are the Mariners still playing?

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt stairs looks like one of those pedophile
uncles in his gameday photo.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of Dave Valle
Why isn't he in the booth right now instead of Hendu?

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I just turned the volume on full blast
to try and get excited, but no, nothing.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

RAUUUUUUL
Rally killer of London.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least
We don't have to get our hopes up in this game.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, that tiny ant just caught something!!!!
Oh wait, that was Chavez catching a foul popup in the great expanse that is foul territory in this shitty stadium.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.
They should try and fill at least some of that up with temorary seats or indoor parking.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or Joe Blanton
SRSLY, take a page from the Dodgers and fill that thing in.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Either that or
The well-armed south side of Oakland.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My fantasy teams says Thank You Jose...
...for not being a complete reject like the other 2/3 of the order.
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I got my rally cap on!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yea
He doesn't even look at the cameras anymore.  Seems like he's always got his face in his hands...but the bumbling and mumbling BS is still there.
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA
Rizzs didn't know who Chad Gaudin was.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He should
Didn't he own us a year or two ago too?  With the Jays I believe...
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got my excited face on
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3-1
Oh, who am I kidding?

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder if he even bothers showing up
anymore?
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I didn't know better
I'd say that Johjima is deliberately trying to suck and get himself benched so he can rest a little bit.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How fitting
Bloomquist to make the last out.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep
The Oakland A's love prostate cancer.  That's why it's impossible to hit a freaking home run here (unless you're Jay Payton).

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"We'll be with yeah"
Well I won't be with you Dave.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

and another loss to Oakland
At least I won't be up for the sweep tommorow.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are we sure
that 400 on the CF fence doesn't stand for 400 yards?

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That reminds me
I need a colonoscopy.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn it
Ambiorix Burgos is in to close. And he just allowed a single to Vlad.

Nice, he just K'd Kennedy. C'monnnnnnn, just get two more out Burgos.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Zzzzzzzzz.z....uh?
It's over?  Oh, good.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Highlights
Let's show you those two or three Mariner base hits!

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Um
That made no sense.  Was Elmer Dessens not available?

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Bill Krueger
The problem with Joel isn't bad strategy.  The problem is that he sucks.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Kruger
Tearing Joel a new one here.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ambiorix Burgos
Got the suck disease from us. Or we got it from him.

Screw you, Burgos.

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals win! Royals win!
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

At least when we get swept tommorow
We'll still be in third place.
He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YEAH
ERSTAD GROUNDS INTO A DOUBLE PLAY!!!

I LOVE YOU AMBIORIX BURGOS!!!

by JLC on Jun 14, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Royals win
Best news I've heard all night.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad
GMC Professional Grade player of the game:  Jake Woods.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Steve Physoic
"The best thing Manager Mike Scocia loves about Darin Erstad is his ability to hit into the clutch. He's very good in the clutch"

:Erstad GIDP to end the game:

............silence.

He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

PWNED
SUCK IT, ANAHEIM.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.
I'm still chuckling.

by Jeff on Jun 14, 2006 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat.........Shit..........
I'm actually a bit happier hearing that...thanks.
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go over to the White Sox blog and read their recap
of the game.Not only is Guillen a douchebag, but the whole organization  is a douchebag

"While I'm handing out 'thumbs down' I have to mention Hawk. He burst a blood vessel in the second when AJ was hit, then went overboard in the 4th. He went so far as to say that if he was still playing, he'd be waiting for Padilla outside the clubhouse after the game. Keep your head, old man. Keep your head."

He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm so bored right now
I'm gonna go watch the archive feed...
YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mariners
Are 1-22 when scoring three runs or less.

by ThundaPC on Jun 14, 2006 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Apparently Loiza is spening the night in the
slammer.

Link

He's King Felix alright. No argument here. We couldn't catch a break to save our behinds today, but the kid on the mound just mowed us fucking down.~Rev

by Goose on Jun 14, 2006 10:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder...
...if Felix had anything to do with this?  He's not starting tomorrow, obviously, but maybe Washburn's his new best friend or something.

shakes head

That was stupid...

YAY JOSE!

by WAB on Jun 14, 2006 10:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw
He spent last night in the slammer and was at the game today.  He's still got some legal hot water but he'll probably pitch.

by Gomez on Jun 14, 2006 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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