A Brief History

by Jeff on Dec 23, 2006 12:04 AM PST in Regular News Comment 26 comments

2000-present

Padres Who Became Crappy Mariners

Al Martin
Sean Burroughs (assumed)
Ben Davis
Wiki Gonzalez
Wascar Serrano
Alex Arias
John Mabry
Kevin Jarvis
Dave Hansen
Vince Faison
RD Spiehs
Mike Bumstead
Miguel Ojeda
Natanael Mateo

Padres Who Became Decent/Good Mariners

Jon Huber
Dave Hansen

Mariners Who Became Crappy Padres

Tom Davey
John Mabry
Jeff Cirillo
Dave Hansen
Wilson Valdez
Tom Lampkin
Brett Tomko
Justin Leone
Ramon Vazquez
Randy Williams

Mariners Who Became Decent/Good Padres

Rich Aurilia
Brian Sweeney
Miguel Olivo
Gene Kingsale

(NOTE: none of these players endured as successful Padres for more than a half season)

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Sometimes two front offices get along really well and like to work with one another. Sometimes no one knows why.

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Good ol' Bretty T

Tomko was a crappy Red who became a crappy Mariner and THEN a crappy Padre.

by Devin on Dec 23, 2006 12:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

And Vazquez...

Was a crappy Mariner who became a crappier Padre...

by Devin on Dec 23, 2006 12:18 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Man. Fixed.

I'm all ass-backwards tonight.

by Jeff on Dec 23, 2006 12:59 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

you have Tomko in the wrong column

by Matthew on Dec 23, 2006 12:22 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Brian Sweeney!

The Fighters signed him for next year. I am pretty psyched about that.

Also, does Justin Leone fit in here somewhere? :)

Marinerds - a different daily dose of baseblog.

by Deanna on Dec 23, 2006 2:52 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I am ashamed for forgetting him.

by Jeff on Dec 23, 2006 10:42 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

So you should be

by Graham on Dec 24, 2006 11:22 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think

You should move the following players from the good/decent list to the crappy list:

Rich Aurilia
Brian Sweeney
Miguel Olivo
Gene Kingsale

by Grant H on Dec 23, 2006 3:17 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

But the Padres are

our bitter rivals!!!! Bud Selig and interleague play say so!

When I said "Free Chris Snelling", I didn't mean "free" as in send him to Washington for a corpse... I just meant play him.

by DKulich44 on Dec 23, 2006 6:56 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

I could have gone an entire lifetime

without seeing the name "Kevin Jarvis" again. Oh, and I remember Brian Sweeney picking off (I think) Jason Giambi (then an Athletic) at second base. That ruled. Then we traded him.

by JordanB on Dec 23, 2006 12:12 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Addition to Decent/Good Mariners List

Dave Hansen was hitting .282 in 2004 when we traded him off at the deadline. I think that, in fairness, that qualifies him as decent. When we got him back in 2005, he sucked. Therefore, I think that he should probably be on both lists.

The throw to the plate will be... LATE! The Mariners are going to play for the American League Championship! It just continues! My Oh My!

by AFRanger on Dec 23, 2006 2:52 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Very valid point.

Fixed.

by Jeff on Dec 23, 2006 4:05 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

speaking of crappy padres...

Guess who was watching a certain crappy former Padre pitcher? Read on if you don't already know. His addition would trigger a litany of "WHOA" jokes from me, as well as some tears and sorrow.

Sports and Bremertonians. Because we can.

by wackomann on Dec 23, 2006 5:41 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Mateo

I was going to say he's not a lost cause yet but his AA stats leave me sadly mistaken.

Willie Bloomquist and Mike Hargrove suck. Horacio Ramirez doesn't suck but is way worse than Soriano.

by Mariner John on Dec 23, 2006 11:40 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

That's Comedy!

Sean Burroughs (assumed)...classic!

by Geeves72 on Dec 23, 2006 11:44 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Huber?

He was a Padre right?

I guess still too little service to make the list.

Go Fo Broke!

by eknpdx on Dec 24, 2006 9:08 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Why do these people keep slipping my mind?

by Jeff on Dec 24, 2006 10:12 AM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Well

there have been more transactions than should have to be counted between the teams.

Willie Bloomquist and Mike Hargrove suck. Horacio Ramirez doesn't suck but is way worse than Soriano.

by Mariner John on Dec 24, 2006 12:56 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Omar Falcon too

He's put up some ok numbers but its way too early to tell if he's going to develop into anything.

by Edgar for Pres on Dec 24, 2006 2:51 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

Besides...

he was a six-year FA this year and signed with some other team, only to be minor league rule 5ed by a different team...

If we're counting Falcon, a rule 5 pickup, we might as well count Darwin Soto too, and I think Billy Hogan was in there somewhere even though he never played one game in our system.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -- Samuel Beckett

by JY on Dec 24, 2006 2:58 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I wasn't sure how far we were going with it

by Edgar for Pres on Dec 24, 2006 4:39 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

I think the point has been made anyway.

"Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better." -- Samuel Beckett

by JY on Dec 24, 2006 4:47 PM PST up reply actions 0 recs

Amazingly with all the crappy Padres that

we took from them, we are only down 2 games in this fierce rivalry.

W - L
24-26

by Edgar for Pres on Dec 24, 2006 5:06 PM PST reply actions 0 recs

"Jeff Cirillo"

Remember that utter bomb he hit against us? I found that moment perversely exciting.

Henry Kissinger ist der Ubermensch

by spittle8 on Dec 26, 2006 11:07 AM PST reply actions 0 recs

Mike Cameron

The Padres and the Cardinals are like kids who's parents desperately want them to play together even though they don't have much in common besides going to the same school.

However... Cameron worked out pretty well for us. Sorry about that Ben Davis thing. At least he was tall with chiseled looks.

Gaslamp Ball

by Dex on Dec 30, 2006 10:04 AM PST reply actions 0 recs