Mariners Add to S-T Roster
Please welcome Dave Burba to town:
Even though he'll turn 40 next July, I still think of Burba as the guy Adam Morris always used to bring up as a low-risk, low-reward fifth starter for the old pitching-starved Rangers. In truth, he hasn't started 15 games in a year since 2002, and what little he's capable of providing in middle relief could be easily replicated by a guy half his age. You'd like to see a guy like Burba go out a winner, but Seattle isn't the right place for him to get the opportunity. After sitting out the majority of 2005 because he didn't want to hang around in AAA Round Rock, don't expect Burba to be a part of the organization for very long.
Things would be different if Burba could magically revert to what he was in 2002, an adequate sixth starter who could step in for 60 innings in case of injury, but Winnie the Pooh would be different if he ate people instead of honey, so it's not worth dwelling on what's not going to happen.
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Hahaha
I have no point here, I just felt like saying "OH MY GOD, BEAR IS EATING!"
COME HERE, CHRISTOPHER ROBIN
Somebody with mad animation skillz, please make Winnie the Cannibal Pooh happen.
Oooh! Further ideas for my Mariners Fanimutation
I'm so going to work on this tonight!
by PositivePaul on Jan 26, 2006 8:10 PM PST up reply actions
Winnie the Cannibal Pooh would be awsome.
Um
by Graham MacAree on Jan 27, 2006 12:01 PM PST up reply actions
Hunny, I'm home!
At Last, We Have Made Our Penance
But wait...
Hey, the M's let me sample the punch they are handing out at FanFest, and it's great. Look at the colors! And the air! Amazing air! This air rules!
by eponymous coward on Jan 26, 2006 7:12 PM PST reply actions
There goes 1/3 of the cost of BH Kim
minor league contract
First Appier and Vina, next Burba. God, I hope Scott Erickson isnt next in line.
Who else could they pull out their butts on us?

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