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8/4: Open Game Thread, continued

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Felix and the M's down 2-0 in the bottom of the third.

LET'S GO MARINERS!

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Please....
Don't go all PI-blog and start a "Shotgun" thing.

I rarely visit that blog anymore, which kinda makes me sad (it was the first blog I frequented ever).

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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

WE?
Anyone have a WE for the game? For Felix?

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

I was crunching a few numbers,
But then SQL Server DTS packages came down the pike...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

WEC
I believe it's .185 for the M's after Sexson's DP, might be doing it wrong though.

by spw6soccer on Aug 4, 2005 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

TY
Thank you!

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

Ok 57 pitches
Eh
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:06 AM PDT reply actions  

Yikes
USSMariner is down...

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:07 AM PDT reply actions  

Cant handle the heat
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions  

It's not *down*
but it's incredibly slow.

Thank goodness for the SportsBlogs servers.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:13 AM PDT up reply actions  

c'mon sexy!
a 2 run blast coming up...

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:09 AM PDT reply actions  

or a 2 out hit
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions  

August Sexson
is starting to look too much like April Sexson.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions  

or not.
DP or HR...same difference.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

on another note
Lee Mazzilli just got fired by the Orioles.

by AJackson729 on Aug 4, 2005 11:11 AM PDT reply actions  

bring him to the M's
and we can have a whole gaggle of crappy ex-Oriole managers. What's the story with the O's pitching coach -- Ray, is that his name? I've heard some good stuff about him.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

This whole 1..2..3.. thing.
That was just for the first inning.  Let's get some OFFENSE, guys!
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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 11:12 AM PDT reply actions  

I knew it, according to Rotoworld
Contrary to Tuesday's report, it looks like the Yankees may have interest in Aaron Sele after all.
If they go after him, they'll put him in the minors and see if he can pitch his way out.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:13 AM PDT reply actions  

Sele couldn't pitch his way out of Everett
But let the Yankees find that out the hard way if they so desire.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions  

Don't tell them they are making mistakes.
Nothing would give me greater pleasure than watching Nomo, Leiter, and Sele pitch for the Yanks and NY finishing 3rd.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

Granted
It would be so cool for us if, when the Yankees came to town later this month, Aaron Sele was on the hill for the Yanks.  OUR TURN to rip him up.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:20 AM PDT up reply actions  

WEC
Down to .157 for the M's

by spw6soccer on Aug 4, 2005 11:15 AM PDT reply actions  

Chart
Is anyone actually running a chart? If not I'l give it a shot to find out Felix's contribution

by spw6soccer on Aug 4, 2005 11:17 AM PDT up reply actions  

How do you guys figure out the contribution
for pitchers? Its the only thing I'm having trouble on with this thing.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:19 AM PDT reply actions  

Every drop in WE for the other team after an out
is a corresponding rise in WE by the pitcher, unless a fielder makes a great play.  Likewise, hits by the other team are drops in WE by the pitcher, unless a fielder commits an error.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

By the same margin?
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:21 AM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed
And when the fielder makes a great grab or commits an error, they get the credit instead of the pitcher.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

That was actually
a fairly heads up play by Bloomquist, the Tigers had the hit and run on. Now of course I have no idea who made the call to have Morse cover 2nd instead of Bloomquist, but still...

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

70 pitches
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

Maybe goes 5?
Depends upon how the 5th starts for him I guess.

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

the naysayers were right.
let's trade him before his value goes all Spiezio on us.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

There's already people at USSM
saying that he isnt ready, a failure, ect.

LOL

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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions  

They also said a month ago
That Willie Ballgame would regress to the mean and go back to sucking at the plate.  Still waiting....

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:26 AM PDT up reply actions  

WFB
"Willie Ballgame"'s line for the season:

.268/.311/.333

You're free to your own opinion of what that line means, but that looks like a pretty piss-poor hitter to me, and this is supposedly his breakout year.  Yikes.

by helfgott on Aug 4, 2005 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Felix's Pitch Count
Stands at 70.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Decisions
Do they pull him in the middle of an at bat against a guy if he hits 80 while doing so?

I'm thinking no, but stranger things have happened - like walk-off balks and walk-off strikeouts...

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions  

The stated number is 'around 80'
So I'm guessing either a) they pull him when he's close to 80 or b) if he gets to 80 during an AB they let him finish.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Holy Groundballs Batman
Man, he's not just a groundball pitcher, but hitters are fortunate just to get the balls off of the ground against him.

by PLU Tim on Aug 4, 2005 11:22 AM PDT reply actions  

Even Dave is getting tired of Speizo
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

Niehaus
What did Niehaus say about him?

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions  

Neihuas:
"I can't remember the last time Spiezo had a hit to left field for crying out loud"
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

I like it
when Niehaus calls a player out on his suckage.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:28 AM PDT up reply actions  

Spiezio
Finding new ways to get out every day.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 11:27 AM PDT reply actions  

For Crying out loud....
haha

Even Dave is getting pissed at Speizio.

by PLU Tim on Aug 4, 2005 11:28 AM PDT reply actions  

What did Dave say?
I've got the Tigers announcers.

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave...
When Speez hit the GB he said "FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

by PLU Tim on Aug 4, 2005 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions  

SOME OFFENSE PLEASE!
If the Mariners can't score 2 runs to get felix off the hook, I'm gonna go all Milton Bradley on someone.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:31 AM PDT reply actions  

Substitution
Someone not named Hansen for Spiezio at DH, plz.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions  

Dave glowing over Felix as much as we are.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:32 AM PDT reply actions  

The consensus, and rightfully so
is that Felix is the best starter we've had come in since Randy Johnson.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT up reply actions  

81 pitches
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

I like Felix
first inning wildness aside he's been pretty dang good.

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:33 AM PDT reply actions  

81 pitches
Whiffing Guillen is a hell of a way to end a successful debut.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Era stands at 1.80
Thats seems about right.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Is he done?
Or does he get another inning.
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by phil333 on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

When...
is the next home game for Felix? I want to be able to see him and hear Dave as well.

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

I <3 Felix
A VERY VERY VERY VERY acceptable debut.

#1. Most important thing: Felix now knows that he CAN get out MLB hitters.

by PLU Tim on Aug 4, 2005 11:34 AM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah
And

2) He can get out of jams at the MLB level.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:36 AM PDT up reply actions  

5.0 IP 3 H 2 R 1 ER 2 BB 4 K
Very nice for a 19 year old.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

good start for felix.
81 pitches -- Limited the damage, struck some good hitters out, a little wild maybe but he's not headed to the DL. I'll take it.

by jtopps on Aug 4, 2005 11:35 AM PDT reply actions  

"A pitchout might be a good idea here"
"If that batters bunting it's small ball, if not then the managers playing for the big inning."

No I don't play too much MVP...

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 11:36 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL I hate those announcers
Sit down, MEAT!
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions  

or how about
This pitcher has NUN STUFF BIG BOOOIIIIYYYY!
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:38 AM PDT up reply actions  

i do my own announcing
it was always my dream when i was really little to call hockey games. so i do the announcing when i play MVP. THose guys are awful.
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by phil333 on Aug 4, 2005 11:39 AM PDT up reply actions  

Growing up...
I always used to narrate imaginary LA Kings games to myself. I wanted to be a hockey announcer real bad, although keeping track of all the names and numbers must be a bitch.

And, of course, I'm an Ottawa fan...

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:40 AM PDT up reply actions  

Back before games had annoucers
I used to do my own play by play to FPS Baseball. The game had pretty in depth stats so I could prepare some awesome reports and what not.

Nice to see I'm not the only one.

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Offense
Please erupt, I really don't want Felix to get a loss for his first time out, and for such a strong outing.

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:38 AM PDT reply actions  

Any incentive to keep watching?
Yeah I will. I love this team too much. Mateo - keep it close else this feed is getting zapped.
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by phil333 on Aug 4, 2005 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

My incentive is hoping the offense scores at least
2 runs so Felix doesnt get the loss.

Wow I just thought of something, can this many people really have no lives?

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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

No life?
Technically, I'm getting paid for this.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:42 AM PDT up reply actions  

A good nickname for Mateo:
The Vulture
  1. He looks as ugly as one
  2. He vultures wins from better pitchers, like Jeff Harris a couple days back, and if he holds up and gets run support, from Felix today.

by Gomez on Aug 4, 2005 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions  

Felix...
Pretty much exactly what I was looking for.

Now what? It's just another typical Mariners game, at this point.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:41 AM PDT reply actions  

I hate MLB.com!
Headline on current M's home page:
"Hernandez makes debut in MLB.TV exclusive"

Except there's no disclaimer that it's BLACKED OUT in the PNW...

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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 11:44 AM PDT reply actions  

Why do they...
blackout games that aren't on TV in the market? Is it a KOMO exclusivity thing or something? I just don't get it.

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions  

Conspiracy Theory
There's that whole anti-trust exemption thing, which makes them a monopoly.  Think any business in a monopoly cares about customer service?

Just wait until they start charging for Gameday...

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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions  

Off topic: Olivo
hit another homerun this afternoon.

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:45 AM PDT reply actions  

LOL
That's genius.

You show the Mariners, Olivo.

by JLC on Aug 4, 2005 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Okay.
That's a little annoying.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

Note to National League pitchers:
Throw him breaking balls.Trust me it doesnt matter how bad your offspeed stuff is or where you throw, just throw it.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions  

Detroit...
is going to put false facades on the old buildings when the superbowl is in town.

That's really pathetic.

by PLU Tim on Aug 4, 2005 11:51 AM PDT reply actions  

Ugh...
The fact that Super Bowl XL will be in Detroit is a joke in itself.

But putting false facades on their buildings? Give me a break.

(Football season, it's coming! Yeeeeeeeeeah!)

Sports And Bremertonians --- http://bremertonians.blogspot.com

by RizzsRolled on Aug 4, 2005 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions  

Not that strange.
Ugly women usually put on a lot of makeup before they go out in public.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions  

True...
In related news, Detroit will be the worst Super Bowl host city in history. That's right, worse than Jacksonville. Worse than Houston.

If I had my way, the Super Bowl would be in the following cities, on a rotation basis:

San Diego, New Orleans, Miami, Phoenix (Glendale; home of the new Cardinals stadium, opening in 2006)

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by RizzsRolled on Aug 4, 2005 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions  

Sounds similar
to the Sports Guy's proposal after having to cover it in Jacksonville last year.

by bluemax on Aug 4, 2005 12:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Similar, yes...
Believe me, I'm not being original here. It's just common sense, that's all. Detroit hosting the Super Bowl is a joke. Just sayin'.

Oh wait, this is a BASEBALL blog. Now that Felix is out, I could care less about this game, heh.

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by RizzsRolled on Aug 4, 2005 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ibanez!
Come on M's, tie it up!!
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

YES!
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

Did we just score?
Why is Raul rounding the bases?

<sarcasm>

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 11:54 AM PDT reply actions  

The video quality of this game
is like a handheld cam held by a dad filming his son's little league game

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 11:59 AM PDT reply actions  

The Red Sox
...Have 9 runs on 3 hits.

(!)

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:03 PM PDT reply actions  

I can't wait...
for September, when Felix could go seven, Soriano pitches the eighth, and Guardado closes it out.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Soriano
How has he been doing lately?

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 12:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

WE?
What's our Win Expectancy stand right now?

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:08 PM PDT reply actions  

.32.
Or, with Spiezio at the plate, .000.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure Rizzs...
just loved Niehaus mentioning "the beloved Ernie Harwell" just then.

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Smokes!
I used to work here!

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Morse
Good eye, kid

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 12:10 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon
Pinch hitter.

Wait.  Didn't happen.

C'mon.

Spiezio. Don't. Suck!

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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 12:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Didn't totally suck.
-- He made contact on a pitch.
-- It wasn't a double-play.
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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poll
If you had a week of BP and then had 33 AB's, could you get two or more hits?

I say that I could....  Maybe.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

you think a little bit of luck...
could get you 3. I mean even Dobbs has 6 hits on the year.

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why why why why why
was Spiezio hitting there?

Is he the worst player in baseball? How many times have we had to ask that about a Mariner?

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Christian Guzman
Isn't he thought to be the worst now?

Spiezio I'm sure is close to that bad - isn't he?

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why didn't he bunt?
Great bunt, Sandfrog. Good work.

Good talk see you out there.

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 12:13 PM PDT reply actions  

why is he...
still at the plate with Hansen on the bench? Oh wait, that's so we can save him for an unimportant appearance in the 9th with 2 outs and nobody on! He's our "closer" on the bench.

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 12:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I guarrentee I could get more than 2 hits in
the major leagues.This is pathetic.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Pedro Martinez
I think he has 3 or 4 hits on the year.
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by phil333 on Aug 4, 2005 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

This would be a neat time
for Ichiro to remember what he does for a living.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Spiezio killed The Pump
You guys (well, maybe just 3 of you, heh) want to know the reason why I stopped doing the Pump?

I was sick and tired of having to keep up with Scott Spiezio's batting average.

Okay, that's not the only reason. But that's one of the main reasons, heh.

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by RizzsRolled on Aug 4, 2005 12:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I always figured
you just ran out of different gas stations.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Nice PM Pick-Me-Up
I feel like some Ovaltine.

"The jar is round, the cup is round.  Why don't they call is Roundtine?"

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Correction
is=it

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me...
This is a registration-based blog.  Why can't we edit our own comments.  That's one feature I'm building in to my home-brewed blogging app (if I ever do anything with it, that is).  It's really not that hard to program...
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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not sure.
I can't even edit my comments.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tenino!
My grandparents live in Tenino.

I haven't been up to Tenino in over two years. The joys of living in Arkansas. Yeah.

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by RizzsRolled on Aug 4, 2005 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time to start...
the Spiezio batting average drink specials. What bar did that back in the Dave Valle days?

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 12:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Sluggers
Was it Sluggers?

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sluggers
I guess not.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me...
or is Niehaus having a denture problem lately? It sounds like he inadvertently whistles on some of his words that end with "S".

by basebliman on Aug 4, 2005 12:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Putz
It'd be great if he pitched better.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

If...
...they score here, its over.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:29 PM PDT reply actions  

its over
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Still...
...I continue to watch.  Interesting.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Top of the order in the 9th
and it's my lunch hour, anyway. I can't turn it off.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ibanez
Way to work the count!

Make something happen.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops.
Nothing happened.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rotoworld is already reccomending
that Felix HAS to be picked up in all leagues.
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 12:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Awesome
That was rad.

by Colby In Boston on Aug 4, 2005 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Ballgame.
Damn offense, Felix didnt deserve the loss.

I give Felix a B+ on his debut.Here's to many more healthy years to come.

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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 12:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn.
Quick reflexes.

Whatever, we saw what we wanted to see.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 12:43 PM PDT reply actions  

As seen on MLBTV
Hassey: elbows Hargrove in the side Uh, skip, wake up.

Hargrove: snoring, mumbling Ubh bhurb brubb.  Where am I?

Hassey:  Detroit, skip.  Comerica park.  You're managing the Mariners.  8th inning, Morse on at first.  Spiezio due up.  We're down by two -- you think we should pinch-hit?

Hargrove: Stay focused.  Let's get this guy.  Just throw strikes, son!

Hassey: Skip?

Hargrove: You heard me!  Er, wait.  Send in Bloomquist.

Hassey: Uh, skip.  He's up after Ichiro. 0-3 so far today, as is Ichiro.

Hargrove: Where's Boone?

Hassey: He's at home with the twins.  We traded him to Minnesota, but they gave up on him too.  

Hargrove: Gets up off bench & starts walking to the mound.  Taps his right arm.

Hassey: Chases after Hargrove... Uh, skip, we can't make a pitching change.  We're up to the plate.

Hargrove:Ignores Hassey, reaches Rodney... Stay focused.  Let's get this guy.  Just throw strikes, son!

.......

2005 M's.  What a Show!

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by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 1:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Hilarious
BAHAHAHAHAHAAA! Thanks for cheering me up Paul.

by CecilEltz @ Lookout Landing on Aug 4, 2005 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

My official entry
As tomorrow's game recap.

Of course, there's got to be some reference to Felix somewhere, but that deserves (and will probably get) it's own discussion.  The rest of the game could be summarized precisely thusly.

Go M's! http://marinersmorsels.blogspot.com

by PositivePaul on Aug 4, 2005 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched the replay on mlb.tv
that feed blows.Is it always that bad??
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by Goose on Aug 4, 2005 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Nope.
It was only like that because the game wasn't televised anywhere. It usually picks up a Fox feed.

by Jeff Sullivan on Aug 4, 2005 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

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